been obsessed with wreck it ralph this week and got bored enough to work on a lil rewrite for breaks the internet. this guy just exists mostly for my rewrite/au and also i just wanted t omake something silly for myself alalalaaa
also as a bonus
instead of ralph being weirdly clingy its this random sewer rat ralph and vanellope met. instead of product placement bs, bti is more focused on the characters and world. vanellope doesnt go turbo however, her and ralph's friendship dynamic still changes by the end (tho they still hang out, its just more "oh wow over the 6 years we've known each other we've changed)
spamley's now the more "clingy" aspect of everything, he more or less mirrors what is now VANELLOPE'S struggles with ralph and her's friendship (shes scared to grow distant from her best friend who helped her so much, because she is still a child and does not handle things well i think because she is a child. less weird than ralph doing it)
still figuring out things but i will update. um. eventually and make things more readable alala
So i just saw the fnaf movie with some friends and i have no played fnaf before so like i download fnaf 1 for my switch and I AM SHITTIBG MY PANTS RN. IM GONNA FUCKING CRY ITSS TERRIFYING AWWGGGGWGSHGHDHDDHHDHHJ
love going to the doctor to learn new facts about myself that could have been easily discovered years and years ago if anyone bothered to look. like a fun little quirk no one knows except the weird little quirk is scoliosis
it’s so tragic because alicent will never be able to see another path for herself... she’s so alone that the mere fact that rhaenyra is Chosen (even if it’s by a father about to die, even though it doesn’t translate to any sort of political support) makes them enemies, she is forced into marriage/motherhood so the mere fact that rhaenyra has the audacity to search for happiness (the opposite of duty, the opposite of sacrifice, the most irresponsible thing a woman can do) makes them enemies, she’s scared every second of the day so rhaenyra’s dodging of consequences (even though she’s not dodging anything, only digging herself a deeper and deeper hole, out of a twin fear) makes them enemies............ alicent has been surviving in a den of wolves for so long that no matter what happens, no matter what she turns into, she cannot for one moment allow herself to consider acquiescing, to consider that she and rhaenyra may still be more similar than she realizes, or that rhaenyra is not planning annihilation for her family. she’s too far gone down a path (which is a cage) that pausing to consider humanity in rhaenyra (the face after she cuts!!!!!!!!!!!) would be the same as dying.