patronsaintofposmodernity

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friendly reminder to ignore your needs! :) train yourself to shut out all your body signals. never drink water, be thirsty. tighten your back and shoulders, leave your skin chapped. dont shower in the morning be stinky and disgusting. never seek sex and life companionship. dont brush your teeth, never eat real food that grows gut bacteria just eat processed snacks. 95% of serotonin comes from the gut so never eat a vegetable. dont work your muscles and bones, just give yourself osteoporosis and muscular atrophy. only wear sloppy clothes that make you feel self-conscious and gross. you dont need real friends, send words to internet people and that's enough. you have every right to give yourself dementia at 45 from looking at screens all day. you are good enough. Passive self harm is valid <3

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So are you like getting stuff done in life or what

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“we shared vessels” is up there but funniest fucking shot of the episode is that cut to the empty MDR work station. dylan busy homewrecking his own marriage. irving wrecking someone else’s. mark and helly in the ninth circle of a four dimensional situationship. Seth out of office for the day on an official paperclip management seminar. Idk why reddit is so pressed about finishing Cold Harbour that shit is NOT getting done

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She was real as fuck for this just not in the way she thought

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70s loumandaniel sandwich for @/DarkishGrey302 on twt <3 <3 <3

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everyone in severance cheating except the only person who SHOULD actually be cheating which is devon

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markhelly you both like each other so much while being wrong for each other for every possible reason and you're going to end soooo badly. markhelly they could never make me hate you

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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....

what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅

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boyfriends who hate your friends should be shot on sight in the national interest. friends who hate your boyfriend are a necessary part of the ecosystem. this is called symbiosis

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JACOB! 🥹🥳💜🙌🏽

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i need him begging for forgiveness on it

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me he comprado un libro de colorear mandalas voy ser este

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Really fucked up that you can just inherit complexes from your mother and be fully aware that they're complexes from your mother but still do all that shit

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“i don’t know who you are” …… you were there at her birth yours is the first voice she ever heard. i’m losing it

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do not post your ugly ass boyfriend for valentine's day bc my week has been bad enough

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all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING