patronsaintofposmodernity
patronsaintofposmodernity
losing your sense of humanity all by yourself, handsome?
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patronsaintofposmodernity · 7 hours ago
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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miserable that there is no way 2 avoid being treated as either a man or woman
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please please please let me get what i want september
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Did one of your parents ever bring you to work?
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the last couple of days I've been noticing way more buds than usual on the branches of trees and bushes. I think something big is about to happen
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keeping thinking thoughts about Alecto
everyone calling her a corpse and a dead meat all the time but is she actually?
she wasn't dead before the tomb, I assume, since she needed to eat and sleep, did John do something with her body and now she's dead like Kiriona or everyone just assumed she's dead cause of the tomb ambience
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everybody stop the party. go write f/f fanfiction and post it to ao3
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rest assured that if ben had been dean’s biological kid he would have left anyway
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el problema de que todo tu grupo de amigos sean solteros crónicos es que cuando puntualmente vas con otra gente con pareja y empiezan a discutir delante de ti no te queda otro remedio que ser este 🧍
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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna
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posiblemente la noche más humillante de mi vida estaba tsn borracha que me he tenido que ir DOS veces al baño a llorar. una de ellas me ha dado un ataque de pánico 👍 nothing wrong with me
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we're all in the same boat
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love ppl online being like "ur literally 30" like do u think thats not gonna happen to you??
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it’s cause you always on that borrowing grief from the future
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