#waahahahaha

[sml-wiki]

been obsessed with wreck it ralph this week and got bored enough to work on a lil rewrite for breaks the internet. this guy just exists mostly for my rewrite/au and also i just wanted t omake something silly for myself alalalaaa

also as a bonus

instead of ralph being weirdly clingy its this random sewer rat ralph and vanellope met. instead of product placement bs, bti is more focused on the characters and world. vanellope doesnt go turbo however, her and ralph's friendship dynamic still changes by the end (tho they still hang out, its just more "oh wow over the 6 years we've known each other we've changed)

spamley's now the more "clingy" aspect of everything, he more or less mirrors what is now VANELLOPE'S struggles with ralph and her's friendship (shes scared to grow distant from her best friend who helped her so much, because she is still a child and does not handle things well i think because she is a child. less weird than ralph doing it)

still figuring out things but i will update. um. eventually and make things more readable alala

[silly-solar-robot]

AHEHEEHEUHUEUEEHE

hi chat

[ossiethegreat]

waAhahahaha im so angry right now

[multiversestanera]

Isagi: this is insane

Hinata: what the fuck kinda bug is that

Isagi: BITCH- EYELASH BUG

Hinata: SHUT UP-

Isagi: ooh this little- ooh- BITCH I'M ON FLEEK THE FUCK-

Hinata: it look just like you

Isagi: just got my lashes done

Isagi: in the club munchin you- WAAHAHAHAHA

Hinata: WAAHAHAHAHA

[chocos-universe]

Listen Here!

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--Duncan wasn't listening at all. Courtney was getting pissed off and tried to think of something to get him to listen. Her idea was PERFECT...--

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|Ler: Courtney||Lee: Duncan|

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"Ugh!! Duncannn!!! LISTEN TO ME!! Chef saidd--" Courtney's complaining got cut off. "Calm down, princess. Chef's never gonna know! So what if I get timeout? It's fun throwing paint balls at people!" Duncan put his pacifier in his mouth and rolled his eyes. Courtney put her hands on her hips and huffed. "But Duncan!! It's against the rules!!" "So what??" "So what?! SO WHAT?! Rules matter! Rules are rules!" Courtney scoffed and growled. Duncan crossed his arms and kept his pacifier in his mouth. "I-- Gimme that!" Courtney took his pacifier out of his mouth. Duncan's eyes widened. "Hey!! Courtney! Give me back my pacifier!!" Duncan whined. "Not until you agree!!" Courtney spat out. Duncan sniffed, then yelled...

"CHEF!!!!!!!!!!"

Chef bardged in and looked around. "What?! What's happening?!" "Courtney won't give my pacifier back!" Duncan pointed a finger at her. Courtney looked at Chef in fear and then at Duncan in anger. "Well, only because you won't listen! You already threw one at Cody! IN THE FACE!!" "He's fine!!" Duncan and Courtney argued until Chef separated them. "Now, now, kids. Courtney, give back his pacifier." Courtney looked up at Chef with wide eyes. "B-But!!" Chef interrupted her. "No buts. Give it back." Demanded Chef. Courtney mumbled and stuttered before sighing in defeat. "Fine... here's your pacifier, Duncan.." Courtney gave Duncan his pacifier back as Duncan gladly took it. "Good. And Duncan, go apologize to Cody." "And why should I?" Duncan argued and crossed his arms. "Duncan..." Chef glared at him. Duncan groaned. "Fine!" Duncan 'gave in'. Chef nodded. "Good. Now I have to get back to work." Chef walked back in his office, leaving Courtney and Duncan alone.

. . .

"I'm not apologizing." "Well why not?!" "I don't have a reason too!" Duncan huffed. Courtney was boiling with anger as she went to grab the pacifier again. But she stopped herself. She thought for a moment. A light bulb went off, and an evil smirk appeared on her face. Before Duncan could react, she grabbed his wrist and dragged him into the Lego castle. Duncan struggled before getting thrown onto his ass. "Ow!! Hey!! What's the big idea?!" Duncan clenched his fist and looked up at Courtney. "If you won't apologize, I'll make you." Courtney said confidently, putting her hands on her hips. "Oh yeah? How?" Duncan smirked and crossed his arms. Courtney's smirk faded as she got her face closer to his. "Apologize." Her voice was threatening.

"No."

Courtney sprung into action. She pinned Duncan's hands behind his head. Duncan's eyes widened and struggled under her. "Hey, let me--" He looked at Courtney's hand/arm rise up and wiggled her fingers. "...What are you doing?..." Courtney chuckled and then...

"AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COHOHOHOHOURTNEHEHEHEHEY!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Duncan SCREAMED once Courtney dug her fingers into his armpits. "No, what? I'm not doing anything!" Courtney teased. She had her evil, very evil smirk on. "Wow, Duncan! I never knew how adorable your laugh was!! Luckily, your parents exposed your tiny secret with that song!~"

(Ik Courtney wasn't REALLY in that episode, but she was in Duncan's bubble fear)

"THAHAHAHAT WAAHAHAHAHAS A LONG TIHIHIHIME AGOHOHOHOHOHO!! *squeal* AHAHAHAHAHA!! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! *Squeak and Squeal*" Duncan kicked his legs a little. Courtney chuckled and scribbled her fingers all over his stomach. "Are you gonna apologize?" Courtney asked in a teasy tone. "OVER MYHYHY DEAD BOHODY!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!" Duncan refused to apologize as he kept his wriggling. Courtney shook her head. "Wrong Answer!" Courtney kept her tickle torture intact as he kept refusing. "C-COHOHOHOHOURTNEY!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT!!" "Jeez! You're ticklish everywhere~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO, TEHEHEHEHEHEASING!!!" Dundan was practically screaming at this point. But Courtney was right. He was ticklish almost everywhere.

The more Duncan kept refusing

The more Courtney continued.

"*Squeal* PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!!" Duncan had tears in the corner in his eyes at this point. "Apologize, Duncan!!" Courtney said in a demanding tone. Duncan finally broke. "FIHIHIHINE!! JUHUHUHUST LET ME GOHOHOHOHOHO!! *Shreik*" Courtney smiled and got off of him, stopping the tickling. "That's better! Now I wanna see you do it." Courtney smirked and got up. Duncan panted and huffed. He eventually calmed down and wiped away his tears. "F-Fine..." Duncan got up and picked up his pacifier. He dusted it off and walked past Courtney and out of the castle. Courtney followed behind him.

He walked up to Cody and taped his shoulder. Cody spun around and looked at Duncan. "Uh... so, like... I'm--..." Duncan stuttered and then looked at Courtney. "Go on." She said sternly. Duncan sighed. "I'm... sorry for throwing a paintball at you..." He said in defeat. Cody's eyes filled with stars and sparkles. He squealed and hugged Duncan. "You're forgiven!!" Cody said happily. Duncan gasped for air as he struggled with words. "Y-You're crushing my sp-spiiiineeee!!" Courtney looked at the two boys and smiled.

[End!!<3]

[deeenerys17]

Not too long ago, twitter swifties were fighting Lizzo on her backhanded comments about Taylor, and she even responded lol. Now, she's so quiet. Priorities waahahahaha

[insanitize]

yeah its me I'm the girl u called "misfit" ....... but now I've got Backup *i turn to my locust swarm* i wont be ur punching bag anymore time for my REVENGE *and then my locust swarm, well they swarms you* WAAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!

^ the truth was tjat he was bullied so much for being half angel half demon his mind went insane

[ghosts-in-season]

Sooo, I kinda over heard it was your birthday! And I just wanted to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

WAAHAHAHAHA thank you so much anon!!! i appreciated it loads <<33

[slaterdevil]

Waahahahaha I love the little sketches. I’ll be doing a meet the artist picture this weekend super excited!

Little fanart for @flowysgonemad Thanks for being Amazing keep up the great work and keep being awesome!

[gardensinner]

I tried out colored pencils

[mckorney]

sa kakatanong nyo sakin na kung tomboy ako nagkaroon tuloy ako ng fetish sa mga matabang tomboy. 

[p0pp3t]

I’m kind of drawing some thing right now with my oc and Alphonse I don’t know I’m kind of driving right now and then I’m going to edit it and he goes something like this and I’m adding something little at the end

Al: sometimes i’m in embarrass,  to be friends with Pierre  because one time while we were at a restaurant he yelled at the waitress  and told him to shove a marker up his urethra PFFT AHAHAHA

Boo/sugar: please stop telling him to say that the people-

alphonse and pierre rn:

[sanityshorror]

I’m sorry I just keep imagining Killian at the party in his sunglasses like : don’t be suspicious, Don’t be suspicious.

WAAHAHAHAHA XDDDD

He was busy with her sister most of the time

[allstarsmash]

waahahahaha im back !!! found a pair of shoes that fit really nicely (theyre floral print vans) and then i went to whole foods with my mom and i annoyed her with food jokes and we got some bread that im excited to try

[what-nani-ano]

@ ♠️ Anon, ahhh, okay then. Your plant and ATTEMPTED MURDERER boys~ 😇💕 Love ya, spadey boo~

FALL INTO EEL SIMP WITH ME. HE IS CUTE! SO WHAT HE COULD PROBABLY BREAK US??? HAVE Y'ALL SEEN HIS SMILE? HE'S ALSO PROBABLY CUDDLY AS ALL HELL AND I'M TOUCHED STARVED. ;;;;;

Floyd, pulling both of us close: Fishies should know better than to swim around a predator~ *bares teeth at us menacingly* ... *rubs his cheeks into our hair* Guess I just have ta symbiose with the both of you and keep you safe then~

Me: ...😳 Yes, sir-

Ack, okay, I'm not okay with you crying. I'll be nicer to our precious flame boy. Who's a pretty flame boy? Who's a pretty flame boy! You! Yes, you are~

Idia, dying in all ways: WHY AM I TREATED LIKE A DOG NOW?!?!?!?

THE HAREM CONSISTS OF ALL DYNAMICS. A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE. I'LL GET EVERYONE A FLOWER AND FLIRT WITH ALL IN MY ANNOYING ADORABLE WAY. 💕

WAAHAHAHAHA IDIA LIKE A DOG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Our harem is beautiful and diverse~~ AWwww im sure everyone will love your flowers and flirts <3

Jani: .... *internal screaming* y-yes sir 🤧💖 Idia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *external screaming*