#waahahahaha

[turbofagstic]

been obsessed with wreck it ralph this week and got bored enough to work on a lil rewrite for breaks the internet. this guy just exists mostly for my rewrite/au and also i just wanted t omake something silly for myself alalalaaa

also as a bonus

instead of ralph being weirdly clingy its this random sewer rat ralph and vanellope met. instead of product placement bs, bti is more focused on the characters and world. vanellope doesnt go turbo however, her and ralph's friendship dynamic still changes by the end (tho they still hang out, its just more "oh wow over the 6 years we've known each other we've changed)

spamley's now the more "clingy" aspect of everything, he more or less mirrors what is now VANELLOPE'S struggles with ralph and her's friendship (shes scared to grow distant from her best friend who helped her so much, because she is still a child and does not handle things well i think because she is a child. less weird than ralph doing it)

still figuring out things but i will update. um. eventually and make things more readable alala

[p0pp3t]

I’m kind of drawing some thing right now with my oc and Alphonse I don’t know I’m kind of driving right now and then I’m going to edit it and he goes something like this and I’m adding something little at the end

Al: sometimes i’m in embarrass,  to be friends with Pierre  because one time while we were at a restaurant he yelled at the waitress  and told him to shove a marker up his urethra PFFT AHAHAHA

Boo/sugar: please stop telling him to say that the people-

alphonse and pierre rn:

[silly-solar-robot]

AHEHEEHEUHUEUEEHE

hi chat

[multiversestanera]

Isagi: this is insane

Hinata: what the fuck kinda bug is that

Isagi: BITCH- EYELASH BUG

Hinata: SHUT UP-

Isagi: ooh this little- ooh- BITCH I'M ON FLEEK THE FUCK-

Hinata: it look just like you

Isagi: just got my lashes done

Isagi: in the club munchin you- WAAHAHAHAHA

Hinata: WAAHAHAHAHA

[chocos-universe]

Listen Here!

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--Duncan wasn't listening at all. Courtney was getting pissed off and tried to think of something to get him to listen. Her idea was PERFECT...--

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|Ler: Courtney||Lee: Duncan|

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"Ugh!! Duncannn!!! LISTEN TO ME!! Chef saidd--" Courtney's complaining got cut off. "Calm down, princess. Chef's never gonna know! So what if I get timeout? It's fun throwing paint balls at people!" Duncan put his pacifier in his mouth and rolled his eyes. Courtney put her hands on her hips and huffed. "But Duncan!! It's against the rules!!" "So what??" "So what?! SO WHAT?! Rules matter! Rules are rules!" Courtney scoffed and growled. Duncan crossed his arms and kept his pacifier in his mouth. "I-- Gimme that!" Courtney took his pacifier out of his mouth. Duncan's eyes widened. "Hey!! Courtney! Give me back my pacifier!!" Duncan whined. "Not until you agree!!" Courtney spat out. Duncan sniffed, then yelled...

"CHEF!!!!!!!!!!"

Chef bardged in and looked around. "What?! What's happening?!" "Courtney won't give my pacifier back!" Duncan pointed a finger at her. Courtney looked at Chef in fear and then at Duncan in anger. "Well, only because you won't listen! You already threw one at Cody! IN THE FACE!!" "He's fine!!" Duncan and Courtney argued until Chef separated them. "Now, now, kids. Courtney, give back his pacifier." Courtney looked up at Chef with wide eyes. "B-But!!" Chef interrupted her. "No buts. Give it back." Demanded Chef. Courtney mumbled and stuttered before sighing in defeat. "Fine... here's your pacifier, Duncan.." Courtney gave Duncan his pacifier back as Duncan gladly took it. "Good. And Duncan, go apologize to Cody." "And why should I?" Duncan argued and crossed his arms. "Duncan..." Chef glared at him. Duncan groaned. "Fine!" Duncan 'gave in'. Chef nodded. "Good. Now I have to get back to work." Chef walked back in his office, leaving Courtney and Duncan alone.

. . .

"I'm not apologizing." "Well why not?!" "I don't have a reason too!" Duncan huffed. Courtney was boiling with anger as she went to grab the pacifier again. But she stopped herself. She thought for a moment. A light bulb went off, and an evil smirk appeared on her face. Before Duncan could react, she grabbed his wrist and dragged him into the Lego castle. Duncan struggled before getting thrown onto his ass. "Ow!! Hey!! What's the big idea?!" Duncan clenched his fist and looked up at Courtney. "If you won't apologize, I'll make you." Courtney said confidently, putting her hands on her hips. "Oh yeah? How?" Duncan smirked and crossed his arms. Courtney's smirk faded as she got her face closer to his. "Apologize." Her voice was threatening.

"No."

Courtney sprung into action. She pinned Duncan's hands behind his head. Duncan's eyes widened and struggled under her. "Hey, let me--" He looked at Courtney's hand/arm rise up and wiggled her fingers. "...What are you doing?..." Courtney chuckled and then...

"AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COHOHOHOHOURTNEHEHEHEHEY!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Duncan SCREAMED once Courtney dug her fingers into his armpits. "No, what? I'm not doing anything!" Courtney teased. She had her evil, very evil smirk on. "Wow, Duncan! I never knew how adorable your laugh was!! Luckily, your parents exposed your tiny secret with that song!~"

(Ik Courtney wasn't REALLY in that episode, but she was in Duncan's bubble fear)

"THAHAHAHAT WAAHAHAHAHAS A LONG TIHIHIHIME AGOHOHOHOHOHO!! *squeal* AHAHAHAHAHA!! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! *Squeak and Squeal*" Duncan kicked his legs a little. Courtney chuckled and scribbled her fingers all over his stomach. "Are you gonna apologize?" Courtney asked in a teasy tone. "OVER MYHYHY DEAD BOHODY!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!" Duncan refused to apologize as he kept his wriggling. Courtney shook her head. "Wrong Answer!" Courtney kept her tickle torture intact as he kept refusing. "C-COHOHOHOHOURTNEY!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT!!" "Jeez! You're ticklish everywhere~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO, TEHEHEHEHEHEASING!!!" Dundan was practically screaming at this point. But Courtney was right. He was ticklish almost everywhere.

The more Duncan kept refusing

The more Courtney continued.

"*Squeal* PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!!" Duncan had tears in the corner in his eyes at this point. "Apologize, Duncan!!" Courtney said in a demanding tone. Duncan finally broke. "FIHIHIHINE!! JUHUHUHUST LET ME GOHOHOHOHOHO!! *Shreik*" Courtney smiled and got off of him, stopping the tickling. "That's better! Now I wanna see you do it." Courtney smirked and got up. Duncan panted and huffed. He eventually calmed down and wiped away his tears. "F-Fine..." Duncan got up and picked up his pacifier. He dusted it off and walked past Courtney and out of the castle. Courtney followed behind him.

He walked up to Cody and taped his shoulder. Cody spun around and looked at Duncan. "Uh... so, like... I'm--..." Duncan stuttered and then looked at Courtney. "Go on." She said sternly. Duncan sighed. "I'm... sorry for throwing a paintball at you..." He said in defeat. Cody's eyes filled with stars and sparkles. He squealed and hugged Duncan. "You're forgiven!!" Cody said happily. Duncan gasped for air as he struggled with words. "Y-You're crushing my sp-spiiiineeee!!" Courtney looked at the two boys and smiled.

[End!!<3]

[deeenerys17]

Not too long ago, twitter swifties were fighting Lizzo on her backhanded comments about Taylor, and she even responded lol. Now, she's so quiet. Priorities waahahahaha

[ghosts-in-season]

Sooo, I kinda over heard it was your birthday! And I just wanted to say

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

WAAHAHAHAHA thank you so much anon!!! i appreciated it loads <<33

[slaterdevil]

Waahahahaha I love the little sketches. I’ll be doing a meet the artist picture this weekend super excited!

Little fanart for @flowysgonemad Thanks for being Amazing keep up the great work and keep being awesome!

[gardensinner]

I tried out colored pencils

[mckorney]

sa kakatanong nyo sakin na kung tomboy ako nagkaroon tuloy ako ng fetish sa mga matabang tomboy. 

[flops]

[sanityshorror]

I’m sorry I just keep imagining Killian at the party in his sunglasses like : don’t be suspicious, Don’t be suspicious.

WAAHAHAHAHA XDDDD

He was busy with her sister most of the time

[allstarsmash]

waahahahaha im back !!! found a pair of shoes that fit really nicely (theyre floral print vans) and then i went to whole foods with my mom and i annoyed her with food jokes and we got some bread that im excited to try

[what-nani-ano]

@ ♠️ Anon, ahhh, okay then. Your plant and ATTEMPTED MURDERER boys~ 😇💕 Love ya, spadey boo~

FALL INTO EEL SIMP WITH ME. HE IS CUTE! SO WHAT HE COULD PROBABLY BREAK US??? HAVE Y'ALL SEEN HIS SMILE? HE'S ALSO PROBABLY CUDDLY AS ALL HELL AND I'M TOUCHED STARVED. ;;;;;

Floyd, pulling both of us close: Fishies should know better than to swim around a predator~ *bares teeth at us menacingly* ... *rubs his cheeks into our hair* Guess I just have ta symbiose with the both of you and keep you safe then~

Me: ...😳 Yes, sir-

Ack, okay, I'm not okay with you crying. I'll be nicer to our precious flame boy. Who's a pretty flame boy? Who's a pretty flame boy! You! Yes, you are~

Idia, dying in all ways: WHY AM I TREATED LIKE A DOG NOW?!?!?!?

THE HAREM CONSISTS OF ALL DYNAMICS. A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYONE WITH EVERYONE. I'LL GET EVERYONE A FLOWER AND FLIRT WITH ALL IN MY ANNOYING ADORABLE WAY. 💕

WAAHAHAHAHA IDIA LIKE A DOG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Our harem is beautiful and diverse~~ AWwww im sure everyone will love your flowers and flirts <3

Jani: .... *internal screaming* y-yes sir 🤧💖 Idia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA *external screaming*

[trashyswitch]

Jamie The Needy Baby

Jamie was in a pretty big lee mood. So, he continuously bothers Jackie, in order to get tickles. Soon, more tickle fights ensue.

Once in a while, Jamie will fall into a lee mood. It usually started with a playful attitude, and turned into a lee mood rather quickly. Jamie has never really told anyone about these moods before. They were a little new to him. He's felt many ler moods over the years, but rarely any lee moods...Perhaps they fell under the same category? Today however, Jamie's lee mood was rather strong. No matter what he did, he couldn't shake off the urge to be tickled by someone. So, he decided to give in and do something about it. But first, he had to wait for the right moment...

Jamie and Jackie were hanging out in the living room. Jackie was reading a Marvel comic while sitting on the sofa, while Jamie was reading a novel on the couch. Jackie looked quite calm and content while reading. Jamie didn't wanna go right into the begging for tickles, fearing he may scare the man away. Jamie blieved that tickling was to be earned, not asked for. So, he decided to start out by being annoying.

Jamie placed his bookmark into his book and closed it, placing it on the couch. He sat up and walked behind the sofa, to look at what page he was on.

"What's up?" Jackie asked.

'I'm bored.' Jamie complained, bending down onto his knees to rest his hands on the sofa hand rest.

"...okay. What am I supposed to do about that?" Jackie asked.

'Entertain me.' Jamie suggested.

"Nah...go find something else to do." Jackie told him. Jamie let out a sigh and rested his head on the hand rest. It didn't take long for Jamie to think of another way to annoy him. After a couple more minutes of waiting, Jamie decided to strike. He started with a few pokes to his shoulder.

*poke*...*poke*...*poke*

This did nothing. Perhaps a few more?

*poke*...*poke, poke*...*poke*

"Why?" Jackie asked, growing slightly annoyed.

'entertain me.' Jamie ordered.

"I'm not your servant." Jackie replied, flipping the page.

Jamie let out a groan and resumed the poking.

*poke*...*poke*, *poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke*-

Jackie rolled up his comic book and lightly bonked Jamie's head with it. Jamie giggled and smiled at the reaction.

"Stop it." Jackie ordered, before unrolling his comic book and opening it back up. Jamie, happy to be succeeding so far, smirked and moved his right hand in front of Jackie's face: 'no.' Jamie signed. Jackie decided to try and ignore him. And so, the poking continued...

*poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke*...Jamie let a smirk grow onto his lips as he added his left hand into the poking.

*poke*, *poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke*...*poke, *poke*...*poke, poke, poke, poke*

Next, Jamie poked the side of his head. *poke*, *poke*...Jackie lowered his comic book and stared into the abyss in front of him, growing more and more annoyed.

Jamie crawled in front of Jackie with an innocent smile. 'Play with me.' Jamie ordered.

"No. Now stop poking me." Jackie replied through his teeth.

Jamie groaned and looked up to the ceiling. "Why not?" Jamie asked.

"Because you're annoying me!" Jackie replied.

'Good. Then it's working.' Jamie said with a playful glint in his eyes.

Jackie rolled his eyes. "I'm not interested." Jackie told him.

Jamie narrowed his eyes. That was a lie, if he's ever heard one. So, Jamie continued his poking.

*poke*, *poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke*...

Jackie dropped his arms and comic, in pure, reoccurring annoyance.

*poke*, *poke*...*poke*, *poke*, *poke, poke* *poke, poke, pokepoke poke-*

"That's it. COME HERE, YA LITTLE-" Jackie said, drifting off before scooping Jamie up under the arms and pulling him onto his lap. With Jamie now in his grasp, Jackie started clawing at Jamie's stomach, sides, and digging into Jamie's hips. Jamie bursted into silent laughter and started wiggling and squirming back and forth. "Is this what you wanted? Did you want tickles? Is that it?" Jackie teased with a smile, still slightly annoyed from all the poking.

Jamie nodded his head amidst the tickles and happily laughed in Jackie's lap.

"Well, you're getting what you wanted now! And since I'm here..." Jackie said, before beginning to poke Jamie absolutely everywhere on his upper body. "How about a little revenge while I'm at it?" Jackie finished, poking Jamie as revenge for his constant poking.

'No!' Jamie signed, struggling to sign while being tickled.

"No? But, you asked for this! You should've thought of what you were getting yourself into, before you started annoying this monster." Jackie teased.

'Monster?!' Jamie signed, starting to grow nervous of what Jackie was planning.

"Ooooh yes! You've awakened a VERY hungry beast!" Jackie started, before undoing a couple buttons on the bottom of Jamie's vest. "And do you know what this beast is hungry for?" Jackie asked, now undoing the lower part of Jackie's shirt.

'...What?' Jamie asked, after a bit of nervous waiting.

Jackie lifted up Jamie's shirt, and bent his fingers into claw shapes. "This delicious tummy! Arrawrawrawrawr!" Jackie started. He began making rawring noises, while clawing and wiggling his fingers all over his bare tummy. Jamie's eyes widened as a wide toothy grin showed itself. He began wiggling and squirming around absolutely everywhere! Unfortunately, this wasn't helping anything because the claws were only getting access to more ticklish spots on his body!

"AARAWRAWRAWR! ARAWRAWRAWRAWRAWRARAWRAWR! Feel the vengeance of the EVIL BEAST! ARAWRAWRAWRAWR!" Jackie teased, using his 'claws' to 'maul' the man like a ferocious bear.

"What's all the commotion in here?" Someone said, walking in. Jackie paused his tickling for a moment, and looked up: It was Chase.

"I'm a bear, trying to get myself some dinner! and Jamie is my dinner. ARAWRAWRAWRAWR!" Jackie explained, resuming his bear acting.

Chase giggled and covered his mouth with the back of his hand. "What?" Jackie asked, pausing his acting again.

"You sound like Mr. Krabs..." Chase told him.

"I sound like Mr. Krabs?" Jackie clarified. Chase nodded. In an act of clarification, Jackie leaned his head in towards Jamie. "Do I sound like Mr. Krabs to you?" Jackie asked, putting his hands on his hips dramatically.

Jamie nodded his head yes in response. Jackie smirked as an idea came to his head.

"Well! I suppose I should start clawing you like one as well!" Jackie declared, shaping his hands like claws, and digging his 'claw' hands into Jamie's sides and hips.

Jamie's eyes widened before squeezing shut as his laughter and squirming started up all over again.

"AAAARG arg arg arg arg arg! Spongebob! Stop yer movin'! I'm tryin' t'tickle ya here!" Jackie teased, using his best Mr. Krabs impression to further tease the man.

Chase bursted out laughing! The Mr. Krabs voice was both very accurate, and also very funny! "Who knew these hardy claws could be used fer more, than just MONEY, MONEY MONEYMONEYMONEY?!" Jackie teased further.

Jackie couldn't help but notice that Chase was still laughing. So, he decided to take advantage of it! "Squidward! Why are ya laughin' there, my boy? Is someone ticklin' ya too?" Jackie asked in his Mr. Krabs voice.

"Why am I Squidward?! Why can't Jamie be Squidward?" Chase asked. Jackie narrowed his eyes and lifted the man off of him, before placing him down and moving onto Chase.

"Because IIII choose who shall be Squidward, and who shall be Spongebob!" Jackie argued, walking closer to him.

"Buhuhut I dohohon't wahahan't toho be Squihidwahahard!" Chase said, his giggling growing louder and more frequent, the closer Jackie got to him.

"Well, ain't this a sad day..." Jackie (Mr. Krabs) said, stopping and putting his hands on his hips. "The poor man doesn't wanna be Squidward! Well my boy, yer gonna have to learn de truth about life." Jackie said, before digging his 'claws' into Chase's ribs.

"WAAhahahaha! WAHAHAHAHAIT!" Chase bursted out, doubling over to get the 'claws' away.

"No one can change who ya truly are, whether ya like it er not! Now, III have the eyes of an eagle, ma boy, and I can recognize a man such as yourself, from many miles away! Wanna know how?" Jackie teased in his Mr. Krabs voice, as he tickled up and down his ribs. Chase was too busy laughing to even respond to him! "Well, that's easy! Yer blue," Mr Krabs (Jackie) started, poking the man on the stomach.

"EEEHEHE!" Chase reacted.

"Ya gotta brown shirt with de collar as well," Jackie added, wiggling a couple fingers on the back of his neck for a few seconds, before resuming his clawing.

"EEEEEK! Dohohon't!" Chase reacted, scrunching his neck for a few seconds.

"You gotta big nose," Jackie mentioned, giving Chase's nose a little *boop* with his finger. "And, yer de most handsome man that III've ever seen!" Jackie finished before massaging his ab muscles with his fingers.

"BAHAHAHAHA! NAHAHAT MY AHAHAHABS! STAHAHAHAP THAHAHAHAT!" Chase laughed.

"But it's true! Ya can't deny de truth there boy!" Jackie teased, still talking in his Mr. Krabs voice.

Chase, unable to take much more, decided to risk more tickles and tickle Jackie back. Jackie's Mr. Krabs facade completely dropped, before his laughter completely took over instead.

"What- AAAAAH! NAAHAHAHAHAHA! CHAHAHAHASE!" Jackie reacted, bursting into laughter.

"What's wrong? Is the 'handsome' man getting revenge on you?" Chase asked, giving him the duck lips to imitate handsome squidward's lips for a second.

"YEHEHEHEHES!" Jackie replied.

"Hey! You brought this upon yourself. I'm just finishing it." Chase reminded him. "Now: Let's see how useful these 'claws' really are." Chase declared, before attempting the clawing method Jackie previously used on him.

"OhohOHOHO GAHAHAHAHAD! THIHIHIS IHIS WOHOHOHORSE THAHAHAN IHIHI THOHOHOHOUGHT!" Chase shouted, throwing his head back and letting every single laugh out of his lungs.

"See how ticklish it was?! It's surprising how ticklish these claws can really be!" Chase reacted along with him. Chase looked towards Jamie, who looked almost...disappointed. He looked like a pouting child, who was not allowed a second cookie after supper...Chase could tell something was off...

"What's wrong?" Chase asked, stopping his tickle attack to focus on Jamie. Jamie looked up at Chase, with the most puppy dog-like eyes Chase had ever seen on a person.

Jackie lifted his hands to sign something, but dropped them when no signs could form.

Jackie looked at Jamie as well. "He looks...jealous." Jackie observed.

'Tickle.' Jamie signed. Jackie's eyebrows raised in surprise.

"Tickle? Ya, I'm tickling Jackie." Chase clarified, unsure of what Jamie was saying exactly.

Jamie shook his head. 'I wanna be tickled too.' Jamie replied.

"You wanna be tickled? But you were already tickled!" Chase argued.

Jamie crossed his arms. 'But I wanna be tickled more.' Jamie argued back.

Jackie looked at the man, but let a crooked smile grow onto his face. "Okay, I'm giving in. This is too cute." Jackie reacted, speed-walking over to Jamie, to give the man a hug. "You're so adorable." Jackie said, his words slightly muffled because of Jamie's shoulder.

Jackie continued the hug for a couple more seconds, before deciding to claw Jamie all over his ribs. Jamie's body immediately started convulsing, and the squirming re-continued as he stood in his arms. "Is this what you wanted? Are you this desperate for some tickles?" Jackie cooed. Jamie, amidst the squirming, nodded his head to answer back.

"Can I help?" Chase asked.

"Of course! Come on over! I'll get the man ready." Jackie replied. Chase happily walked up and watched as Jackie sat down on the sofa and brought Jamie onto his lap. Once secure, Jackie continued the clawing and started adding some squeezing into the mix as well. "There! Go for his feet!" Jackie suggested.

Chase smiled back and reached for a foot. When he got a hold of one of his kicking feet, Chase started untying the shoelace and removing his shoe. It didn't take long for a *plop* to be heard as the shoe hit the ground. Then, Chase started by skittering his fingers under the entire foot.

Jamie's squirming froze for a moment. Jackie watched as a huge smile filled Jamie's features, and his head tipped right back to let out hysterics of laughter. Now, Jackie was holding onto the man rather than tickling him, and watching him squirm frantically within his grasp. He looked so happy to be tickled like this! How did they know this? Because for one, he was smiling widely through his laughter. And for two, Jamie wasn't pushing anyone away or smacking anyone in order to stop them. He was just squirming back and forth. The truth is, Jamie trusted them to tickle him to bits, and could trust that they knew when to give him the much needed breaks.

So, Jamie let the tickling continue for 10 minutes longer. Despite Jamie's protests not to, the egos wanted to give the poor man a break. He had been exhausted, but he still wanted to keep going cause it felt really good! It was here, that promises of future tickle fights were made between the three of them.