#lore olympus incorrect quotes

[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

He remembered.

[lore-olympus-saga]

Persephone: Hades, say sorry to Loki.

Hades: ... My apologies Loki.

Persephone: And now, Loki, say sorry to Hades.

Loki: ...

Loki: Unfuck you I guess. 

[tinylilacbun]

You guys need to download webtoon and read Lore Olympus and Subzero!!

- Makayla 💜

[mytholympus]

*Hera finding out about Dionysus*

Hera: YOU’RE ZEUS’S SON?… THAT UNFAITHFUL,DOUBLE-CROSSING, TWO-TIMING ASS OF A HUSBAND! I am going to kil-

Dionysus: WAIT! But I’m the god of wine!

Hera: -keep you safe… I’m going to keep you safe is what I was about to say!

Dionysus:

Hera: …Do you have a wine list?

[bluejay-the-geek]

Sandwich

Bruce: Do you think... That I have the capacity to be a father? 12-year-old Jason: I mean, you bought me this sandwich Jason: That seems pretty paternal Jason: I think Bruce: That is true, I did bring you a sandwich

[stingrayextraordinaire]

Persephone: Tell Hermes about the birds and the bees.

Hades: They’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

April, watching Leo & Raph argue: Not my monkeys, not my circus. Leo: Wait- Yes we are! April: *already gone*

[0lympian-c0uncil]

Lo redraw with my Demeter design

[fabuloustrash05]

[After Beerus hit Bulma]

Vegeta: I’ll kill him!!

Bulma: You can’t kill a god!

Vegeta: You’re right. For you, I could do something much worse.

[amphitriteswife]

✨Lore Olympus art fails✨

What happend to brodie’s hair😭 girl aint got no hairline at all. It starting on her head atp. Also why her head looking like a minecraft block 💀 and why is it like 10x bigger than her body

Uhh ma’am why is Hades a dog😭??? Bro got his own fursona. BRO IS CERBERUS LIKE SAVE MY DAWG FROM HIS FURSONA. Bro joined the furry fandom 😟

What the fuck is this 😭 bro’s hand bigger than his head and neck combined HIS NOSE LOOKS LIKE GRU’S HELP

Uhh miss where is your hairline? 😭 also why do her eyes look upside down??? Yo her neck real strong if you can carry the weight if such a big head yall. SHE LOOKS LIKE A CHIPMUNK 💀 this aint cute at all

Uhh ma’am you is missing eyes brows. Forever 19 and still having a receding hairline?? Girly be pulling up w the bug eyes 🐛 also why are her arms so long compared to her body??

‘ Lo is a modern retelling’ THEN WHY IS PERSEPHONE SEXUALIZED SINCE THE FORST EPISODE??? And why is she supposed to look pathetic??? 😭😭 also she aint chubby or plus sized💀 as you can see she is just so curvy her spine has the golden radio arch

Girl that dress is almost falling off her 💀 and the left side of her head is going bald😭 HER EYEBROWS TOOK OVER HER FOREHEAD

GOOD LORD WHO’S IDEA WAS THIS . Also her eyes aint looking in the same direction. And her boobs look glued on.

Not Hera having the hades built😭 HER BODY IS LIKE MASSIVE COMPARED TO HER HEAD. THE SHOULDERS BRO

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[incorrect-lore-olympus-quotes]

Persephone: "...You're up to something aren't you?"

Hades: "You don't sound particularly upset about that."

Persephone: "I'm not."

Hades: "...And yet your eyes still hold displeasure."

Persephone: "..."

Hades: "...You're upset I didn't include you, aren't you?"

Persephone: "...A little."

[lore-olympus-saga]

Loki and Demeter (LO Headcannons) #1

“I can explain.”

“Can you?”

“If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie”

I was looking up incorrect quotes and this would be Demeter and Loki’s relationship in a nutshell since they have many things in common but their personnality are extreme opposites.

It would be so interesting to have these two talk together, especially since Loki really lived what Demeter fears the most: the harm of their own children.

But even with this, it’s not in Loki’s nature to overprotect on the contrary. Go out there, stir some shit up, that’s the only way you’ll learn. He would rather go and murder whoever harm his kids (unless he’s stuck like with his loyalties to Asgard) than shelter them. As a God of the vikings this isn’t really surprising.

Demeter wouldn’t understand how he could claim loving his children let letting them face such terrible fates and Loki don’t see how building walls around Persephone is going to help her in front of real danger.

But deep down, I know these two would respect and understand each other more than their peers. After all, they’re both mothers.

[glassypze]

Hera:ZEUS CHEATED ON ME AGAIN!:((((

Persephone: oh no that’s so sad…Alexa play despacito

[incorrect-au-master]

Steamy work.

Hephaestus: *working at his forge, shirtless*

Hephaestus: *his sweaty body is actually pretty fit due to his role as a blacksmith*

Hephaestus: *strikes the red hot metal with precission in the right spots to shape it*

Hephaestus: *then starts working on the details, the small delicate parts, crafting the decorations using his prostetic arm*

Hephaestus: *then cools down the piece and removes her work glasses* ufff, all done!

Hephaestus: *turns around* BTW, 'Dite. Are you sure you want to stay at the forge? I know its pretty hot in here...

Aphrodite: *watching him work, wearing sunglasses and enjoying a cool drink* that's the way i like it~

Hephaestus: ???

[mytholympus]

Kronos: No man can defeat me.

Persephone: I am no man.

[theleftchickennugget]

Persephone: An apple a day keeps Apollo away :)

Hades: And a pomegranate a day will keep your mother away