#lords of pain

[yappington-central]

I glower at her. “I don’t think paid help is supposed to be quite this insolent.”

“I don’t think I give a fuck,” she responds, glowering right back. “I’m not one of your little bimbo bitches. Now shut your damn face hole and get the plates down. You’re not too old to put over my blade, boy

Mrs.Crane you have my heart and soul. I so desperately wish for a female lead like her.

[emptymanuscript]

I'm sort of amazed that it took me this long to run into the unified cutlery theory :/

like... how long can those knives take?

I feel a little like I used some knives to permanently cut out some spoons and now have no idea how to get them back except with a lot of forks, knives, and more spoons than I feel like I can afford.

Bleh.

[banksreads]

the banter between Ms. Crane and the 3 assholes...

🤣

[letal-y-poetica]

No puedes conservar lo que no puedes comprender.

Lords of pain, Angel Lawson & Samantha Rue

[redcandle17]

Lords of Pain, Lords of Wrath, and Lords of Mercy by Angel Lawson and Samantha Rue

I’m re-reading this trilogy and I love it so much. 

[melancholy-babe]

Lords of Pain (Royals of Forsyth University)

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 📖🔪🧁💉❤️‍🩹

Random annotations

- story has a praise kink def

- mrs.crane is THAT b*tch 🩸🔪

- killian is a b*tch. I said what I said. 😤

- “Go for the quiet boy first” 👌

- this is lowkey abusive ch.14 🫤🥲

- tristian is also a bitch ch.15 🧁

- dimitri being a secret cuddler makes sense 🖤

- dimitri making story feel “safe” is cute but not 🥴 ❤️‍🩹

Check the TW but would read again 🫢🤪🥵

[talkethtothehandeth]

Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

[the-muppet-joker]

Refraining from posting about my niche kinks on Tumblr is the same as Ego Death in my eyes.

[blasphemousclaw]

he doesn’t like to talk about it

[dzasta15]

Secret weapon: Those big ol ears

[reyenii]

charles: my smile is pretty convincing

[yappington-central]

I realize now that this is how everything works. There is no comfort, no compassion, no safety. The only warmth in this world comes from blood or fire.

Okay but the writers really put in all of their writerussy in these lines. They go so hard.

[emptymanuscript]

I do wish that feeling crummy was the exception rather than the usual course of things.

I would like to feel nice for the rest of the week if it's not all that much trouble, oh thoughtless universe. :p

[shellshooked]

Godhood is just like girlhood:

a begging to be believed

[letal-y-poetica]

A veces, cuando me sonríe de esta manera, creo que puedo ver el tipo de hombre que podría haber sido si las cosas hubieran sido diferentes. Tristan me hace sentir protegida.

Lords of pain, Angel Lawson & Samantha Rue

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout