#lords of pain

[yappington-central]

I glower at her. “I don’t think paid help is supposed to be quite this insolent.”

“I don’t think I give a fuck,” she responds, glowering right back. “I’m not one of your little bimbo bitches. Now shut your damn face hole and get the plates down. You’re not too old to put over my blade, boy

Mrs.Crane you have my heart and soul. I so desperately wish for a female lead like her.

[molinaesque]

But I got something going now. A friend. And I don't wanna mess it up. Maybe that's what I was like for you.

[talkethtothehandeth]

Raise your hand if you have also been personally victimized by the barometric pressure changes 🥲

[blue-bird1967]

The night before the Swan Song

[the-muppet-joker]

Refraining from posting about my niche kinks on Tumblr is the same as Ego Death in my eyes.

[blasphemousclaw]

he doesn’t like to talk about it

[dzasta15]

Secret weapon: Those big ol ears

[sootnuki]

the playwright and his editor

[yappington-central]

"No, not really,” I say, stuffing an olive from the charcuterie tray into my mouth. It’s bitter and salty, which reminds me of the taste of Dimitri’s cock.

Girl why are you like this? You literally had one in your mouth just like an hour ago. Get a towel or something for that horny ass pussy

[emptymanuscript]

I do wish that feeling crummy was the exception rather than the usual course of things.

I would like to feel nice for the rest of the week if it's not all that much trouble, oh thoughtless universe. :p

[cedric-k-rossignol]

01.24.25 - wishing a very happy birthday to Yana Toboso

[shellshooked]

Godhood is just like girlhood:

a begging to be believed

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

[abiding-artist]

DO NOT REPOST

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Can you tell he’s my favorite yet?

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This is my second shot at making another gortash keychain and now that I’m more familiar with designing them, I think this design is strong. The goal of this piece was to make Gortash look like a God and incorporate elements that relate to him. I’m just so proud of this.

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Excited to order him as well! Keeo an eye out for that

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I would really appreciate for shares and comments on this. Spread the love of Gortash

[tagetto]

I AM HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH THIS !!!!!!

Got a super rough blockout started, this is a super different style to what I'm used to, i've been meaning to get into more toony modelling and animation methods and am loving the expressions I can get out of this thing. hes so cool omg turbo 🥺

bonus mixamo test animation because funny:

[wakingupthetrees]

oh my god imagine the neck pain the hobbits had to deal with during the journey looking up at all the big folk all the time like owie