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my brother is a little shit in minecraft

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Harry du Bois dying in a glue trap

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Penguin Parade

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me every single time i’m on the edge of going fully insane about a new fandom: haha what if i just checked ao3. just for fun. just to see what there is. i won’t save anything or get in too deep i’ll just do some recon. i’ll just go see. for fun

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Reading sports headlines while pretending sports doesn't exist suggests a fascinating world of magic and whimsy.

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THEIR ONESIES ARE SO CLOSE TO THE CAT COLOR ASSIGNMENTS I GAVE THEM HELLO?

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the hardest part of being a rogue is that batman is really babygirl when you put him in Situations. guest appearance by my goon insert Jam

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fanart of that fuckass knockoff mouthwashing mobile game

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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something

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preschool field trip to the hydraulic press I'm so excited

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Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlin

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Guy wearing a distressed jean jacket with a Kermit the frog patch walks up to the library’s facade, he turns around with a smile and says “the punkest thing you can do is return your library books on time” with a wink, tosses his copy of The Peanut Allergy Epidemic into the return box, a gnarled hand shoots out of the book slot and grabs his wrist, he screams, the twisted, knobby fingers tighten their grip and begin to pull, pull, pull, the guy’s body is contorted as he is forced into the tiny gap through sheer force, blood shoots out, so much blood, hitting terrified passersby as they leave and enter the front doors, a woman tucks away her checkouts into her cardigan to keep them from getting ruined, blood keeps spraying, finally his last foot goes through, his doc marten popping off and falling onto the concrete, bouncing slightly .

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