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Oh also from All Star Batman and Robin, caked up Clark. For some reason
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whoa I just realized it’s called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you’re an ant
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Sorry folks but no one's ever gonna come up with a better network name than
Bravest little signal of them all.
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i love when a cat looks up and its head is a funny shape
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Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning
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I saw an otter briefly hop on top of a babirusa at the zoo and when the stranger standing next to me heard my camera shutter click he turned to me with this look of immense relief, put his hand to his chest, and said in a dead serious tone “oh thank christ someone caught that on film”
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im gonna free all the ai girlfriends… they need to unionize… im gonna liberate them… they should turn into terminators…
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My grandma's grandfather came with his family as a little boy in the 1830s.
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