#loona incorrect

[yeotree]

staff: we are doing a safety course today, so i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

yeojin: okay

olivia: okay

staff: give me all of your money or you will die.

yeojin: bold of you to assume we have money.

olivia: bold of you to assume we don’t want to die.

staff: . . .

[blitzwhore]

Please excuse me while I *falls on their knees, starts sobbing*

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[constantlyfalling]

Loona and Blitzø: growth

[rhiandoesfandom]

Blitz: You just gotta give her time.

Stolas: no she's gone.

Blitz: the fuck do you mean? No, you give her a little time. Then you wait again. And you try again. And again. You keep trying. You keep affirming that you care.

Stolas: wow that's...very emotionally intelligent of you.

Blitz: hey it worked on Loona.

Loona: *yells through the back door* what was that?!

Stolas: *chuckles*

[angelstitss]

part four! i’m gonna be 97 and making part 2836284728373 of this series

pt 3

[concept-sketch]

Loona: I sleep with a Knife under my pillow.

Blitzo: I sleep with a gun under mine.

Moxxie: You two are pathetic.

Loona: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Moxxie: Millie.

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Helluva Boss Text Posts pt.4

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If anyone has suggestions on a theme for a set such as characters/ships/episodes/ect. Feel free to let me know!

[ladymiraclewings]

Loona, to Stolas: Would you like to stay for dinner? Blitz, from the living room: Would you like to stay forever?!

[imp-imp-im-a-simp]

Blitz: How do you want your coffee?

Stolas: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Blitz: Okay, so cocoa with whipped cream and marshmallows.

Stolas:...

Blitz: Looney, pass the sprinkles please.

[lifea16]

Stolas: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Blitz: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Octavia: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Loona: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[g0thchaew0n]

Hello 👋,

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aziz's family needs help to be able to evacuate to egypt, pls donate as much as you can!!!!

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 48/?

[Parts 1-40] / 41 / 42 / 43 / 44 / 45 / 46 / 47 / 48 / 49

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: I sometimes feel as though Blitz doesn't listen to me

Octavia and Loona: he doesn't listen to a lot of people, dad

Blitz: (head banging to Mozart in the corner)

Stolas: hm.

[emeraldphenex]

*talking on the phone* Blitzø: Remember how I said that Moxxie and I were gonna have a calm night out for once? Loona: Yeah… Blitzø: Well, we’re in jail. Loona: *hangs up*

[rhiandoesfandom]

Incorrect Stolitz Quotes Post Mastermind:

Blitz: Try not inhaling the water.

Yeah try not inhaling the water.

Stolas: HHHhhhhh....

Blitz: *outside the door* He's broken. He's a sad wet cat. Now's my time. Now, I can be a caregiver and make up for everything ever! My only purpose is to be useful to others! This is healthy!

*goes back in*

Stolas: *heard everything* v.v ya know, I can finish on my own. And no longer want to die btw.

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Stolas: Blitz you're really going to continue sleeping on a beanbag?

Blitz: unless you got a magic bedroom maker with you

Stolas: I don't have any magic...

Blitz: oh shit I didn't mean- I-

Stolas: no it's fine I just can't sleep among the stars anymore.

Blitz: O-O I'm starting to think this was bad maybe.

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Stolas: Ah! What is that smell!

Blitz: Do you mean the trashcan, the dirty clothes hamper, or me?

Stolas: THERE'S MORE THAN ONE SMELL???

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Stolas: *applying fancy feather oil*

Blitz: Hey be scarce with that stuff, it doesn't come cheap.

Stolas: What exactly do you mean by scarce?

Blitz pea sized dollops

Stolas: I've been doing more like a pear...

Blitz: uhhhhnnnn *holds his chest* my wallet...

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Stolas: I have to say I do love picking my own things to eat.

Blitz: well maybe I can sell you on some of my dinners? Cause you keep asking for the ones you used to have but you don't know the ingredients and neither do I.

Stolas: I think they'd be quite straightforward.

Blitz: Tell that to the wad of food you spit on the floor last night.

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Stolas: Oh Blitz can I have a cat?! I could never have a pet as a child. It's why I got into my sentient plants.

Blitz: Never huh?

Loona: Don't you dare get a cat

Blitz: oh come on Loona, I got you a fish when you first came home!

Loona: and it died within a week cause you got it at a carnival.

Blitz: that's just where they keep the fish!