#loona incorrect

[yeotree]

staff: we are doing a safety course today, so i’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

yeojin: okay

olivia: okay

staff: give me all of your money or you will die.

yeojin: bold of you to assume we have money.

olivia: bold of you to assume we don’t want to die.

staff: . . .

[shellforbrains]

something something helluva boss text posts

one | two | three | four | five | six | seven | eight | nine

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 10/?

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[angelstitss]

part four! i’m gonna be 97 and making part 2836284728373 of this series

pt 3

[concept-sketch]

Loona: I sleep with a Knife under my pillow.

Blitzo: I sleep with a gun under mine.

Moxxie: You two are pathetic.

Loona: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Moxxie: Millie.

[afrognamedfizzarolli]

Helluva Boss Text Posts pt.4

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If anyone has suggestions on a theme for a set such as characters/ships/episodes/ect. Feel free to let me know!

[lifea16]

Stolas: This food is too hot... I cant eat it. Blitz: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: *silence* Octavia: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Loona: One dinner... I just want ONE DINNER!

[ladymiraclewings]

Loona: Blitz and Stolas's wedding will be the wedding of the century! Fizzarolli: Took about that long to happen.

[mooncalf87]

Stolas: I sometimes feel as though Blitz doesn't listen to me

Octavia and Loona: he doesn't listen to a lot of people, dad

Blitz: (head banging to Mozart in the corner)

Stolas: hm.

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Helluva Boss Incorrect Quotes Post Ghostfuckers:

Blitz: I don't know if I can feel joy anymore

Millie: wanna fuck about it?

Blitz: you mean talk?

Millie: no

Blitz: sorry it's just...I think of you way too platonically for that

Millie: oh thank Satan me too.

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Moxxie: BANKRUPTCY BANKRUPTCY BANKRUPTCY!!

Loona: yeah! Great acting. Now do a flip 👍

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Blitz: I never believed in ghosts until I came face to face with one.

Millie:.....

Blitz: get it-came 😁

Millie:.......😒

Blitz: There are things in this world that we will never understand, UNDERSTAND.

Millie: *lays in front of Ronaldo* kill me

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Loona: I'm not burning 200 owls for you

Blitz: I could fire you! I'd never. But I could! *Runs away crying*

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Blitz: I'm Bethany Ghostfucker idiot

Ronaldo: sure you're not like-i dunno some church girl? Bethany is...very churchy name. But you lead Ghostfuckers? Really?

Blitz: I- yes! Do you not see the vibrator spectrometer in my hand!

Ronaldo: Is that what that is? I thought it was your holy wand

Blitz: 🤨

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Millie: Blitz come back to reality, ghosts aren't real!

Blitz: Then go in the basement Millie.

Millie:.....

Blitz: Go on. Get down there.

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Blitz: YEAH FUCK HOTELS!!!

*Across hell*

Charlie: *pauses in the middle of eating a sugar cookie* I feel a disturbance

Vaggie: What?

Charlie: Oh....nothing....

[jaimthegr8]

Loona: Blitzø-

Blitzø: *sighs* Stolas used to call me Blitzø…

Loona: …Because it's your fucking name.

[drama-glob]

Incorrect Helluva Boss Quotes

(Loona comes into the living room and sees Blitz punching the air in his sleep and goes to wake him up)

Loona (Nudges him and says): Blitz. Blitz, wake up. Blitz, wake up it's Loona. (Blitz takes a swing at her) Aah! You having a bad dream?

Blitz (Groggily wakes up and tells her): No, I suffer from a disorder called sleep fighting.

Loona (Tilts head and remarks): Ah, must be terrible.

Blitz (Nonchalantly replies): Only when I'm losing.

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(Asmodeus watches nervously as Fizzarolli tries to cook)

Asmodeus (Slowly asks with evident concern): You need any help over there?

Fizzarolli (Smirks confidently and replies): I know what I'm doing Oz. Don't worry. I am an expert in all manner of things!

Asmodeus (Quirks eyebrow and gives Fizzarolli a knowing look): You are, huh?

Fizzarolli (Feigns being insulted and tells his boyfriend): Yessss, I am! And you are going to eat your words when-(Stove-top starts billowing smoke, prompting Asmodeus to put the fire out, followed by flatly looking at the other)

Fizzarolli (Deflates and admits): Okay, I don't know what I'm doing.

[blitzwhore]

Helluva Boss as textposts part 21/?

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[niiwa-angel]

Loona, texting Octavia: Hey, heads up, my dad is buying taxidermied owls and making me burn them. Tell your dad to stay home.

Octavia, texting back: Funny. My dad has been exclusively wearing lizard skin boots.

[concept-sketch]

Blitzo: Today I realized I'm getting old.

Moxxie: What happened?

Blitzo: I fell down some stairs and instead of laughing, Loona came running to see if I was okay.

Blitzo: ...I saw real fear in her eyes.

[peppercheeni]

drew this a while back because @dramamines textpost cracked me up