#what does Moxxie worry about at night?

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Loona: I sleep with a Knife under my pillow.

Blitzo: I sleep with a gun under mine.

Moxxie: You two are pathetic.

Loona: Oh, yeah? What do you sleep with?

Moxxie: Millie.

[hazbin-a-helluvamagines]

Can you do the sfw & nsfw shy!male!reader headcanons again but with Loona and Millie if that’s okay??

"Good Boy" ; Loona, Millie

SFW:

Totally understands insecurity! All her life, she's felt like she wasn't important enough to be her own person, so she'll be the first to try and quell those worries in you.

"Oh, don't worry, S/O, you're cute as a button, y'know that?!"

Probably maims anyone who makes you feel insecure, not gonna lie.

She'll try to help you come out of your shell, but if you can't? That's okay, she's got enough energy and outspokenness for both of you!

She'll at least try to get you integrated with I.M.P., though, since after all, those are like her found family.

Speaking of, her actual family... probably think you're a wuss.

Except for Sallie May, though she teases you a little, too, but it's more lighthearted.

Don't worry, though. You got a badass girl who will stick up for you, no questions ask. And Sallie will go right behind her out of love for her sister.

NSFW:

She's a very sweet dom!

She'll be checking every few minutes that you're comfortable, not in any pain, etc.!

I say this because, based on Moxxie, we know she likes pegging, so... be ready for that.

She won't do it if you're not comfortable, though, of course. Everything she does needs EXPLICIT consent, none of the "reading between the lines" that others could do.

"Don'tcha worry, honey-bun! We got all night for this stuff!"

She's very patient, and makes sure to praise you repeatedly.

After all, she understands that your self-esteem is already low enough and your shyness can lead to insecurity, she doesn't want this to be another for you.

She's always very cautious introducing new things into the bedroom and always very slow-paced. After all, she doesn't want to scare you, and wants you to know you can stop at any point and trust her to do the same if you tell her to.

SFW:

She won't make fun of you as much as she makes fun of everyone else, at the very least. And for you, it'll always be miniscule things.

While she's ridiculing Moxxie for his weight, she's teasing you for the jewelry you have on, for example.

Jewelry she gave you, mind you.

But that's because she knows that won't affect you as much, since if she really hated it, she wouldn't have bought it for you.

She also won't let anyone else talk shit. I mean, she's an assassin, anyone who tries has a nasty surprise coming for them.

"Excuse me? Do you have something to say? Or are you that pathetic that you think mocking someone who can actually manage to have what you don't is attractive? Didn't think so. Get the fuck out of my sight. Don't ever look at me or my boyfriend again."

Will let you mess with her ears or tail if you get overwhelmed in public or just need a distraction. Do be gentle though, it isn't like those aren't a part of her!

Matching outfits, too. No need to feel insecure in your relationship with her. <3

NSFW:

She's kind of a lazy dom, to be honest.

Like, she'll tell you what to do, but she won't actually do anything, herself. That'd be preposterous!

The "slight groaning, will muffle her moans" type. She won't be overt about praise, but she'll definitely still give it so you don't feel bad about it.

"Fuck- Stop. Right there, what you just did. Keep doing that."

She's not the meanest, but she's also far from nice to you. She'd have you eat her out while she's on her phone, and if you satisfied her, she'd let you fuck her.

But honestly, she doesn't really mind anything you wanna try on her, and won't shame you for the idea, just some light teasing.

If she sees that her teasing upsets you, though, she'll stop.

Probably the type to make you wear a collar and take a picture for... later use.

[nixie-writes]

I love love love that trope where a normally gentle/sweet character does a 180 when their loved one is in trouble. If requests are open could I request how Blitz, Stolas, and Verosika would react their s/o suddenly becoming a badass to defend them?

I love writing for Verosika but I never get requests for her. I'm so happy someone requested her.

Blitz

-you were with him on a mission and Millie and Moxxie were off doing their couples' stuff. You and Blitz skipped on joining, preferring to get some work out of the way.

-you were on the prowl after your target when police officers approached you two, asking unnecessary questions. You tried to make them buzz off but Blitz made a snarky remark and was tazed.

-seeing Blitz be put down like that ignited a spark in you. You pulled out your small dagger and leaped onto the first cop you could reach, digging your knife into his collarbone and scraping bone. He cried out and shoved you off but he was incapacitated by his wound.

-the other cop rounded on you and you swirled down his leg, slicing his Achilles's heel on both legs, dropping him on his ass. You stood up, blood clotting your clothes and pulled out your gun. Aiming it between both cops' foreheads you warned them to fuck off or meet the end of your barrel. They scurried away, one being half carried by the other.

-you turned to Blitz, checking him over. He assured you he's had much worse, like when Dhorks caught him and Moxxie, and was fine but you still worried. He complimented how well you handled yourself and told you he wanted to see more of that in the future.

Stolas

-you were his personal guard during one of the parties his wife, Stella, was throwing. You knew it was wrong to be with a married man but what they didn't know couldn't hurt them, right? Not like their marriage wasn't arranged from the beginning.

-that said, you were by his side through the night as he got shit faced. He chugged Absinthe and danced with you sloppily, getting a little too close to Stella for comfort.

-when Stolas left to use the restroom Stella approached you. "The fuck do you think you're doing with my husband?!" she demanded. You shrugged. "Enjoying your party?" you feigned innocence. It was at this point Stolas arrived back from the restroom.

-"Stella, you're being paranoid. I'm just having fun with my body guard. Go gossip with your lady friends." you were shocked by how brutally blunt Stolas was with his wife and it didn't bode well with her. Lifting an arm she snarled, rearing up on him. "You think I'm naive Stolas? You don't think I see you with your new toy?" she tossed her hand to land a slap across Stolas' cheek but it never hit his face.

-instead you took the slap to your own face, pushing Stolas behind you. "Stella I have been nothing but polite to you but if you're going to be the whiniest bitch I've ever met there's plenty of dirty laundry I can air about you." you threatened, never looking away from her angry glare. After an intense staring contest she snorted and tore her wrist from your hand. "Whatever, you pathetic body guard. You win tonight." with that she left, grabbing a glass of wine as she walked away.

-Stolas thanked you immensely for your intervention and you insisted you were just doing your job, but admitted you hated seeing your man being abused by his wife. He waved it off, she never got out of hand with him, but you made him promise to tell you if she ever needed to be straightened out again.

Verosika

-as another bouncer at one of Verosika's clubs your job was to make sure only the right people entered her parties. You let in most who arrived as they were on the list but one hound showed up who wasn't on the list and refused to leave.

-he insisted you let him in, telling you he was Verosika's biggest fan. You calmly told him you couldn't let him in because he wasn't on the list. He got angrier and stormed past you into the party. You were unable to stop him before he reached Verosika.

-he angrily asked her why she didn't put him on her list. She told him that she wasn't required to do as he asked and her party was exclusively for good friends.

-it was as he reared back to pounce on her that you jumped him, wrapping an arm around his esophagus and choking him to the floor. You held a knee on his spine as you cuffed him and dragged him outside, kicking his ass out.

-Verosika made a public announcement thanking you for getting rid of the heckler and for the first time, announced you as her partner.

-"I'd like to thank my wonderful partner [Y/N] for getting rid of that nasty hound! This party was saved thanks to them, give 'em a hand!"

[finnzhal]

@averagetoyakinnie asked.

Romantic male match up for Hazbin Hotel and Helluva boss !

FINN answered.

I love how detailed your informations are, the more i read it the more i see you as a wonderful person. This is my first match-up, i hope you love it <33 ! 31 headcanons in one request, holy.. but i'm afraid it's not the best.

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I will not be showing the deep informations about the people who asked for a match-up.

Reader : MALE!READER

Characters : HELLUVA BOSS - FIZZAROLLI / MOXXIE & HAZBIN HOTEL - ANGEL DUST

Mentions : fluff, a bit angsty, I tried

Links : Masterlinks + MATCH-UP for requesting !

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HELLUVA BOSS : FIZZAROLLI & MOXXIE !

FIZZAROLLI

I find you guys similar to each other and i thought why not put two silly people together–

He would be confused on what to call you as you have alot of names but he would be happy to call you by all of them, asking you if what preferred name you want to be called each day

When you first met, it was awkward but Fizzarolli can easily make up conversations to make you feel comfortable with him. Small talks turned into philosophical ft. Fizzarolli's out of pocket sarcastic jokes, you guys would be kicked out by how loud you guys were talking –

he would give you a stink eye whenever you use deeper words, asking for a simple word that have the same meaning

Rule breaking at night with him will be a blast, just make sure not to get caught. Both being curious about something will lead you both into trouble, You guys would have endless of entertaining stuff to do.

Your optimism brings him joy and reassured that he's being to be safe around you and/or with you at all times.

You being like a dad and caring, he knows how ready you are to take care of him. Just by a small bruise he's already over reacting just for you to take care of him, chance to get affection.

Late nights, having a self-doubting boyfriend because of his broken horns.. he needs his boyfriend to say sweet things to him, he doesn't need to act like his persona up stage whenever he's with you. He's a bit dependent on you.

Misuse of phrases can bring you both to silence, he too misuse alot. If you talk to him in different languages, he swore you're just cursing him because he doesn't understand them. Maybe you can teach him a thing or two

He loves how you dance, especially if you're just dancing for him. He asked you one time if you can do flexible types.. and leading you to a broken bone, realizing you're not like a sling toy like him

Seeing you have fun with kids (he adores kids) makes him so gleeful, He once learned sign language for his favourite child fan and you helping kids in need? Muahmuahmuah

Singing. You guys would sync randomly and it would sound so beautifully but if you have to record, it would have endless of laughters. Your laugh made him laugh even harder til you guys stop recording and redo it again. Hey why does the other video have you guys smothering kisses all over each other's faces? Weird.

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MOXXIE KNOLASTNAME

You guys would be like the father and Papa of the group, Him being concerned and you having a ready aid kit in your bag when something bad happens.

Hearing and listening to you talk about something you like for endless of hours while he's laying on your chest, hearing your heartbeat is voice makes him happy to know that you're here with him.

Your mischievous, curious, and rule breaker traits makes him worried.. only to have him get involve in your troubles in order to make you safe but if it's rumors and gossips, he would make you stay away from getting involved.

He's surprised to see how many stuff you got in your bag based on how small it is, why is there a shotgun?

He'll help you calm down whenever someone triggers you or when you get provoked, talking maturely and listening to both sides right after he comforted you.

He dislikes leaving you behind during missions knowing how you get deep and start questioning alot of things. Don't worry, he'll come right back with needing affection from you. Whenever there's a crowd he'll hold your hand, reminding you to squeeze them whenever you're uncomfortable

You get so confrontational towards Blitzo too many times when the imp gets too harsh om your boyfriend, Moxxie had to calmly stop multiple times. Leading you both in a private room to have your sweet reassurance

He's the type of boyfriend who writes songs, giving you homemade goods. Seeing you so happy with what he made makes him so glad to have you as his, smothering him with praises and kisses oh boy you got him wrapped around your finger.

You guys comfort each other during rough mental health days, giving him ice cream and is patient enough just for him to tell his feelings.. he couldn't be more happy and lucky than he already is. He cries how much you love and care of him

Celebrating each other's small successes is common in your relationship, Loving each other so comfortably. Anyone with you would be so lucky. He loves you so much.

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HAZBIN HOTEL : POLY!ANGEL DUST & ALASTOR

Chaotic boyfriend + chaotic boyfriend + a silent chaotic boyfriend trio. Iloveitbwshdhfjfn

with you three confessing to each other at the same time was something that other people in the hotel never expect. Having you three is like a warning sign that something is bound to happen, for good and for worse.. always trouble.

Talking with Alastor and saying deep words with Angel dust just in the middle confused as hell on what the words meant and making you both explain what it meant in order for him to know what's happening.

Being Angel dust's new make-up artist and just a bag because of you brining alot of stuff when Alastor can just summon it in one second –

They both love how helping and hardworking you are, it shows so much that you cared about others around you. You somehow influence them into being like that a little too, even more as for standing up for them. Makes them fall in love with you even more.

Seeing Angel Dust lock himself in his room and crying is common, You always come in just to comfort him. He is never afraid of telling you how he feels, while Alastor is there to give you both the physical affection.

Alastor buying you so much stuff in order to see your reactions, he gets so geedy whenever you look so happy about receiving them. You feeling comfortable and safe of course being loved is their top priority.

You guys would have endless of activities to do based on your hobbies whenever you three have free time. Especially Arts, Alastor would hang both of his lovers' art works up the wall even if people find them ugly.. don't worry those people are now missing.

Midnight baking is common, Angel Dust loves baking apparently and what he makes always taste so good. Alastor would deny but you can see him devouring it after.

Jokes are endless too, Good or Bad you guys always laughing and smiling to each other. One time you slipped while you guys were walking down stairs, One of them is laughing like a hyena before he slips too while the other is trying to hold it in as he helps you both.

the misuse of phrases you give them, Angel Dust always had something out of pocket to say. Most inappropriate or most random thing while Alastor tells Angel Dust to stop before joining in

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©Finnzhal. Do not steal someone else's works and claim it as yours.

[back-on-my-autistic-bullshit]

Full Moon Stolitz thoughts

Alright I'm getting on this shit because I am obsessed with Stolitz unironically. Before I start this I want to be absolutely clear that (in my opinion) there is no "right" side in the overall situation between Blitz and Stolas. Both equally have problems that contribute to their miscommunication and I can sympathise with both of them. If you disagree, feel free to ignore this post and scroll on, I don't mind friendly debate with people I know well but strangers on the internet are a different story.

I do generally project heavily onto Blitz which yeah probably impacts my interpretation of this a lot but I'm just a guy on tumblr I'm not here to be 100% right I'm just posing my take on their behaviours etc etc

Mandatory Disclaimer: spoilers start below! Do not click read more if you care about spoilers for The Full Moon episode of Helluva Boss

That all said, I'm splitting this into three parts:

Blitz's behaviour throughout the episode

Stolas' behaviour throughout the episode

Blitz and Stolas' confrontation/argument/interaction at the end of the episode

Part One: Blitz's behaviour

Starting off with "When I See Him", the basics of it (that is played up a bit for comedy and more or less directly stated really at the start) is that Blitz is obviously covering up how he really feels by concentrating entirely on the sex he anticipates having, and acting like that is what is important to him.

Are we okay? Can't really say I'm getting by By avoiding his questions It's so complicated, I hate when it's complicated Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?

Blitz knows there is something wrong, or off, between the two of them but he'd rather not talk or communicate about it - literally preferring to avoid the topic entirely because "complicated" = bad, and he has no idea how to fix that, despite the fact that most of his relationships have been and/or are still complicated, he doesn't know how to deal with that because he never learnt. He's started to with Fizz a bit at the very least, but he's definitely not in a place to do that with romantic relationships yet - but I digress.

Here I go again, getting in my head So I'll focus on the sexy stuff instead

Not too much to say about this part other than he is actively choosing to disregard his anxieties and worries about him and Stolas by putting on this mask of caring about the sex and nothing else. Honestly, not a surprise with Blitz, this is pretty average behaviour and is very much likely a common coping mechanism of his to avoid serious feelings when engaging in relationships of a romantic nature. Especially since he seems to place a lot of value in himself in how good he is in bed.

When I see him, I'm gonna do that thing he likes No need to change things, I'll just bring the ropes and spikes[/spice*] We've got a nice arrangement And it's working out just fine We'll keep it light

Can't wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex And make that bird squawk We'll just stick with what makes sense

Same as above, he's going to what's familiar and directly deciding he'd rather ignore any issues they have and not talk about them in favour of doing what they normally do on full moons and call it a night.

*my audio processing disorder really did not like that line, and I cannot completely tell if that's right - any mistakes in lyrics or other quotes from the show before or after this are almost definitely because of this so please feel free to correct me.

Moving on from the song, some things Blitz does or says during the conversation with Moxxie and Loona in the office that stick out to me.

It's the full moon, I gotta meet up with Stolas tonight. Felt like dressing up a little since it's been a few months since I've been inside his feathered ass.

This is personally really interesting to me since he's not been known to dress up explicitly to see Stolas before (excluding the posts that have been seen on the instagram accounts but I'm hesitant to count those as 100% hard canon, and they were outfits of a different variety - not a bowtie and suspenders as he's seen wearing in the episode). It's like he's trying very hard to impress him for.. some reason? I'm guessing he sees it as part of his whole plan to really sort of wow Stolas, get in there, get out, no touchy feely stuff. It comes off as the opposite to me though, it shows that he kind of values what Stolas think of him and his appearance - and that he wants to impress Stolas. This could just be him trying to prove his worth to Stolas so he doesn't get cast aside, but it could also be more.

This facial expression is very important to me. It's a split second frame of vulnerability in response to Loona saying the following:

Oh shit, he's getting bored of you.

This is genuine worry and concern on his face, he tried to cover it up with a smile but he is concerned. And yes, it could just be about losing the book, it probably is in part but I think it's more than that.

Loona also says this:

Yeah, man. If someone wants to see you less and less, big red flag. If they give you chances to ditch, they probably want out themselves. Just wanna be more passive aggressive about it, dicks.

When she says this Blitz reacts very on the defensive, repeating what she said mockingly and saying this:

How do you know, Loona?

It's a very defensive reaction and I'd bet he feels at least a little bit bruised and hurt at the thought of Stolas getting "bored" of him - which probably does not help at all with how he's struggling with how he currently feels about Stolas between the agreement for the book and not seeing him in a while.

Immediately after this interaction, he literally leaves his job (which like, yeah, he is own his boss I Guess he can do that whenever he wants but I can't imagine he does it a lot, I Hope, unless he thinks it's important) and goes shopping for more things to impress Stolas. It's a lot of effort to put into someone you don't really super care about, all things considered but let's just go with the devil's advocate here that it's not to lose the book and it doesn't really mean anything. Although I do find his choice to look at candles first interesting, assuming it's not for something else (resident sex repulsed asexual is struggling with thinking about that kind of thing - despite watching helluva boss lmao), Stolas seems to like candles. If I remember correctly, he has some near his bath.

An interesting detail for Blitz to know/remember/take into account, for someone he allegedly does not care about. Anddd that's it for Blitz's scenes in this episode.

Part 2: Stolas' Behaviour

Like with Blitz, I'm gonna focus on how Stolas acts in "When I See Him" first, then move on to what we see of him alone in the rest of the episode (which there's very little of, I think, unfortunately).

The summary of what I think of Stolas in this song is he clearly has a somewhat fairytale view of his relationship with Blitz still (which is only emphasised by how the song is disney princess like in nature), thankfully he knows he has to let him be separate from the terms of their agreement and has found a way for this to occur without horribly impacting Blitz's business. However, he (at least, at first) seems to think after this happens everything will go fine and be perfectly okay and happily ever after, or more likely hopes that is how the situation will end up - but we see more of his worries later on so he's evidently not completely deluding himself.

My derring-do is half disguised Behind a smile

I don't have a lot to say about this just that it shows Stolas is obviously aware that Blitz is performing at least a little when he's with him.

I swore I wouldn't dwell on the divorce

This line just interests me more than anything, it's understandable that he doesn't want to think about the divorce. God knows I wouldn't want to, but's it intriguing to see he's attempting to distance himself from it - I hope we see more about this in the future episodes, maybe.

So for my own health I'll remind myself That when I see him I know that it won't feel so tough I'll believe him And not the voice that says I'm not enough No need for an arrangement It can just be him and me I'll see us free How perfect it could be When I see him tonight

This bit is very sweet honestly, Stolas clearly yearns to be closer to Blitz - and he's trying his best to facilitate that. He just wants genuine connection and love, something he couldn't experience in his marriage with Stella. Stolas is obviously nervous and has some self worth issues to say the least, but he deals with them differently to Blitz. In fact, he finds that being with Blitz helps combat these (likely because he feels loved and/or wanted by someone).

Unrelated to dissecting the episode and the like, the voice acting for this part was incredible and I love the way Stolas' VA (his name has slipped my mind atm) conveys emotion in his voice - even while singing. He sounds very hopeful, yet the cracks and wobbles suggest how nervous he feels for the interaction with Blitz, even if he's currently acting as if he thinks it will end well.

Oh god I'll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight

This bit really just kind of shows how nervous he does feel about talking with Blitz about giving him the crystal. And that he is scared it'll go wrong, it's nothing too crazy.

The detail of him having none of the medication he takes left is interesting to me though, just that he's still taking it, I guess - could suggest he's still struggling with anxiety etc etc.

Am I doing something I can't take back? Would he want me if he was free? And if he's only here as a prisoner What kind of a monster does that make me

Stolas is clearly feeling a lot of guilt for his past treatment of Blitz, and fear that his feelings aren't reciprocated - but it seems like he's more scared that he's been taking advantage of Blitz, than the thought that Blitz doesn't like him.

My entire life's been written in stone He taught me that I could choose

Blitz is the first person he really chose to meet or associate with, as a child and as an adult. There was no obligation to know him or socialise with him, or to be his friend (or more). In fact, it was discouraged if anything but Stolas chose to do it anyway - and it helped him realise he could do what he wanted, and gain the confidence to do so.

Part 3: Blitz and Stolas' confrontation

Stolas' body language here kills me, he's so nervous for what he's about to do, and despite his hopeful song early he's eerily somber - as if he knows this will end badly.

Blitz looks so afraid here, he's gone through all of this effort to try to impress Stolas and keep him from getting "bored" of him. Part of this is probably because he doesn't want to lose the connection he and Stolas have but honestly it's largely probably the fear of losing the book and his business that he's worked so hard for. Blitz is an incredibly ambitious person, and he's put a lot of blood, sweat and tears (mostly blood) into I.M.P and to have it taken away because of someone else due to not being good enough for them is probably one of his worst fears.

Blitz's immediate switch to trying to seduce Stolas is slightly jarring, but not all that surprising considering how this whole thing started. Blitz is desperate, trying anything to prove to Stolas he's worth keeping around. Meanwhile Stolas looks resigned, as if realising it really was just a performance for Blitz the entire time.

Stolas, please, I- I need this book. Please, I need this book, Stolas. I will do anything.

The immediate switch to begging, mixed with tears, took me off guard honestly. I didn't expect to see him do that but it makes sense considering how badly he treasures I.M.P and he really is just at the whim of Stolas and it could all collapse at any given moment.

I don't understand, why are you giving me this? Am I not like, fucking you good enough? Because I can- I can always do better.

This being Blitz's immediate reaction to getting the crystal from Stolas is upsetting. I was on the verge of tears here, he can't even comprehend that Stolas might genuinely want to give him a gift, not because Blitz isn't good enough, but because Stolas wants him to be independent. Blitz has never viewed himself as "good enough" for people and he puts on a lot of performances to convince himself he's worthy of being associated with others. This probably feels like, to him, a convoluted way of "getting rid" of him, instead of giving him freedom so he and Stolas can interact with less of a power imbalance.

This in an interesting roleplay, never done this one but I can get into it. How's this? Oh, Stolas, I'll stay with you, I love you soo much.

Blitz's immediate response to Stolas' confession being one of disbelief leading him into thinking it's some sort of roleplay or pretense because he can't possibly believe that anyone would actually love him is honestly worse case scenario and probably where all of this starts going downhill.

I have my answer, Blitz. You needn't say anything. I have wanted you, for so long. The fact that you couldn't believe that I might have these feelings about you, that your first instinct is that it's always about... sex. That's enough to know what this is.

This right here, is terrible. Miserable, even. Communication is starting to break down, Stolas doesn't realise or understand Blitz's point of view and I certainly cannot blame him for getting upset but how these two are communicating yet somehow falling victim to miscommunication at the same time is impressive at this point. They're both getting emotional, and it's fucking everything up but to be fair no one can remain 100% logical, this is nerve wracking and stressful for them both.

What? Fuck you, Stolas. You spring this feelings bullshit on me, are you fucking kidding? Can I get a fucking minute to think after everything you've put me through, you pompous rich asshole? Treat me like one of your little butler imps, you can't just dismiss me like that! I mean, you royal fucks think you can do this every time, like you can just play with our feelings because we're smaller and not as important! Well, I'm not letting you, bitch! Let's go!

This, this is incredibly cathartic in a weird way. It's not good by any means but for Blitz these bitter feelings have probably been somewhat simmering beneath the surface for a while and he hasn't been able to express them because of the nature of his and Stolas' relationship. The way he's phrasing this makes me wonder if he has previous experience with a royal demon doing this to him outside of now, and Stolas' father hiring him to be Stolas' friend when he was a child. It wouldn't be too unreasonable but putting that aside for a moment. The anger and lashing out here is probably a defense mechanism on his part, every time something has got vulnerable or upsetting in the past in this show Blitz always seems to get angry (an example that comes to mind at the minute is when Cash was celebrating Fizz's birthday - at the time he didn't say anything to Fizz but he stormed off, angry. Another one could be probably a few of his interactions with Verosika. I'd have to rewatch the show to find something more particular). The point is Blitz lashes out instead of being open and vulnerable, he doesn't mean or genuinely think any of this - and immediately regrets it as soon as he says it. But it's too late, it's been said.

Stolas flinches or pauses when walking a handful of times during this rant from Blitz, each time whenever he has an insult. Before he has even said anything it's immensely clear Stolas is very hurt by this.

Blitz. I think so very highly of you, I didn't realise you think so low of me.

This is the regret I was talking about, it's probably helped along by Stolas admitting he thinks highly of Blitz but god - he is crushed. And he immediately tries to apologise but Stolas teleports him out of there before he can even process it, leaving us on a terrible cliffhanger.

God, it's a fucking mess. They're a mess I'm so scared for the next episode and how they are even going to fix this. Someone get these gay demons a therapist, please, I beg.

All in all, ow my feelings, this episode hurt, I did cry. Stolitz have mastered the art of miscommunication, but that is hardly news. Blitz seems to have got a genuine wake-up call, sort of similar to how he did with Fizz and I'm hoping that kickstarts something to help him improve, because he does need to. At the same time, Stolas has kinda fucked up here, and does need to give Blitz more time to process since I imagine this is very fucking shocking to him. It's all one biggggg mess and god knows how it'll work out but I'm looking forward to finding out and hopefully not having my heart ripped out and spat on by the end of this season.

[fizziepopangel]

Loonie and her Dad

Loona cried the first time Blitz said he was proud of her

Unbeknownst to her imp father, after the incident at Ozzie’s, she set up an online dating profile for him and is trying to find him a good partner.

For her first Father’s Day with Blitz, Loona attempted to hand make him a stuffed horse. It came out oddly shaped and poorly sewn, but he has it on a literal pedestal in his home much to her embarrassment.

Loona still sometimes has nightmares about her past abuse. Blitz sits in her room with her and sings along to Spirit until she falls back asleep. Sometimes he stays in the room with her all night, just in case she needs him again.

The first time Loona was sick, Blitz cried because he didn’t know what to do to help her.

She won’t say it out loud, but Loona changed Blitz’s contact in her phone to Dad six months after her eighteenth birthday.

Her favorite nickname that Blitz has given her is Loonie Toonie

After finding out that her adoptive father suffers from depression, Loona made it her job to make sure he takes his antidepressants every morning, even if it involved forcing them down his throat herself.

During one of Blitz's depressive episodes, Loona slept in his room with him and sang along to Spirit the way he did for her when she had nightmares.

While she does it often around friends (Vortex and Via), the first time she called him Dad to his face was during a bout of depression where he couldn't get out of bed.

Blitz gets kind of jealous when Loona's upset but won't confide in him but he's grateful to her friends and Moxxie for always being there when she seemed to need them.

Blitz gets M&M to threaten anyone Loona dates since she said he needs to stop threatening her dates.

When Blitz gets back with Stolas after the incident at Ozzie's, Loona threatened the prince and promised it happened again, no one would find his body. Blitz was touched by the sentiment when he found out about this despite Stolas being genuinely terrified.

For her birthday, Blitz swallows his pride and gets verosika to sign a tour shirt for her after realizing how much Loona actually liked her.

Blitz also bakes her a strawberry cake from scratch for her birthday each year

After adopting her, Blitz spent hours online learning how to do various types of braids and makeup and researching girls fashion in an attempt to bond with the teen.

Blitz went full dad mode after the adoption and began carrying everything in the free world on him that he thought Loona may need when they were out. He carries everything from snacks to period products to a change of clothes.

Similarly, Loona began carrying Blitz’s medication and one small horse plushie for comfort when they’re out. The imp in question is never to know that though.

The horse obsession rubbed off on Loona after a while and now she can’t sleep at night without Spirit playing in the background.

Millie often takes candid father-daughter photos of the duo. Blitz frames every photo of him and Loona Milly gives him and despite her grumbling about each new picture, it’s Loona who suggests a family photo (including M&M), and it’s Loona who obsesses over the perfect place to hang the photo.

Before traveling to earth with Millie to "find the dumbass twins" when Moxxie and Blitz were trapped in D.H.O.R.K.S headquarters, Loona called Octavia in tears about being worried that her dad may not come home.

Blitz started going to therapy because he was afraid of turning into his dad when adopted Loona and felt that he owed it to her to work on himself.

Moxxie and Millie were both given hefty bonuses to hunt down and kill Loona's abusive adoptive parents prior to Blitz

Loona has never met any of her dad’s partners outside of Stolas because e Blitz knows they won’t last.

The lighter Blitz gave her was the first gift he ever gave her and she considers it one of her most prized processions.

[xfangheartx]

Summary: Blitzø talks to I.M.P. on the way home.

Preview-

OCTAVIA:

This thing with our dads is getting out of hand.

LOONA:

I know. But what can we do about it?

OCTAVIA:

I never saw my Dad break down like he did last night.

Loona, what if they don’t work things out?

What if they stay broken up forever? 😟

LOONA:

Via, in the end, it’s not our decision to make.

It’s up to them to get their shit together.

If they decide to get back togehter, great, but if not, oh well.

I mean, it sucks, but all in all, it’s not up to us.

OCTAVIA:

I know…

I can’t stand seeing my Dad so heartbroken.

LOONA:

Just let him know that you’re there.

That’s all you can do for him, right now.

OCTAVIA:

I hope that your dad is okay.

I saw those posts on Sinstagram about that party.

Truthfully, I might hate him again, but I don’t want THAT for him.

Even I’m not that petty.

LOONA:

I think Verosika got the message.

Buffy should be picking our Dad up right now.

U gonna be okay?

OCTAVIA:

Hopefully.

TTYL.

And thanks, Loona.

Tell Buffy I said hi.

LOONA:

Will do.

  Loona sighed as she sat in the driver’s seat, putting her phone in her pocket while Millie and Moxxie sat in the back.

  “Is everythin’ okay?” Millie asked as she peeked up from the back seat.

  “Yeah, Octavia’s just really worried about her dad,” said Loona. “Apparently, he got home last night a little drunk… and… she found out that he’s been taking anti-depressants for years.”

  “Anti-depressants?” Moxxie asked in surprise. “Really?”

  “Does Blitzø know about this?” Millie asked.

  “Apparently not,” Loona said, “and look… I don’t think it’s our place to tell him, anyway. I think Prince Stolas should tell Dad himself if he wanted him to know.”

  “That’s probably for the best,” Millie agreed, but then, Loona’s phone chimed again, and as she picked it up, she frowned.

NEW MESSAGE FROM TEX:

Hey, Loon. Can I talk to u?

[frenziedslashers]

aw gecko :( i hope they go for the grapes!! i’ll try to send some good grape eating brainwaves over there hehe

THE MUSTACHE LMAO honestly i kinda now what you mean. loving this era for you rn

alsoooo idk if i’ve ever officially requested anything jn here but if you’re still doing it could i perhaps request a nsft alphabet for mordecai? if not no worries!!

-🦅

Yeah, I think he is getting back into his groove of eating legit anything that moves lmaooo Thank you for the love homie, Groot and I appreciate it! (Groot is my crested gecko's name, btw).

I am in fact a DILF enjoyer and someone pointed out that it makes Rhys look older and now my brain is thirsting for all aspects of Rhys Strongfork. I love him. He's so silly and such a goober, just like me lmao.

But you have not yet! I will definitely make you one homie 👹 I have been waiting for someone to request a Mordecai NSFT alphabet, and what better person to request that than you 🤭

Mordecai NSFT Alphabet:

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Mordecai does his best to coddle you after having sex with you. Though some nights he might be too tired to and sort of forget. He'll still have a lazy arm drapped over your waist and mutter some term of endearment before pressing a soft kiss to your shoulder and falling asleep. What can he say? He's a tired guy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Partners: I full heartedly think if you have boobs he will be all over them. He is definitely a tits man. If you don't have any, though. He's definitely going for your thighs. For something that he likes that isn't considered sexual, he would have to go for your eyes. He just loves looking at them and how they sparkle.

Himself: He loves his hair. he may not take care of it all the time, but he gets super defensive if anyone even suggests that he cuts it. Bonus points if you wash his hair for him, it gives him even more of a reason to like it.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He's not too picky where he cums. He will do it about anywhere you ask or suggest. If you don't have any suggestions, he'll probably just cum on your stomach or chest. Or your back depending on the position. For the most part, he tries to use a condom though.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) 

One of his favorite things is when he's practicing shooting and you blow him. It gives him a nice challenge to try and focus on his target.

He's also a big fantasizer and a bit of a perv, so if you wear even the slightest bit of revealing clothes he will be staring and thinking about it later that night.

 E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

I would say that he is fairly experienced. He seems to have a charm to him that gives off that he's been with a few people in a sexual aspect. Plus, we know he has been with Moxxi, at least. At the same time though, I feel like he gets too attached to people and he may have only been with a few. I still think he is a little experienced at least. He knows what he's doing and he is not afraid to ask what makes you feel good. He knows everyone is different.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary: He loves the intimacy behind it and he can use it to his leverage. It can be a style that's basic for most, but Mordecai can find a way to spice it up. Whether it be with his bedroom talk, or how he holds you down to binds you to the bed. He's not one to say no to a little bondage.

Spooning: He gets a little lazy sometimes, so this is another favorite of his. Plus, again, the intimacy behind it speaks volumes for him. The ability to hold you against him while he makes love with you. He loves it.

Up against furniture: He loves pushing you against things to fuck you. The desperation behind it. How animalistic the both of you can get when your both just aching for the same thing from each other. It drives him insane and he's almost always resorting to fucking you against something. Whether it be in the comfort of your home, or somewhere for public and less familiar, depending on the situation.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

I would say that it depends on his mood a lot, whether if he's funny or not. He likes to tease and drop a couple jokes here or there to ease the tension if the both of you are a little awkward when doing the do. But if this is him letting out his frustration and fucking you to teach you something (with consent of course). Or if it is him fucking you to show you how much you mean to him, he is definitely being a lot more serious in the situation.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I would say that he tries his best to be groomed, but he gets a little messy down there at times. When he is with you he tries, but sometimes you have to remind him or drop a hint. Or he has to mentally remind himself. He's an alcoholic and shows signs of depression. He gets lost in his thoughts and the last thing on his mind is hygiene when in a bad state of mind. Plus, he lets being a vault hunter get the best of him at times. He tries to be well kept, but between work and his mental state, it gets a little unruly down there at times. Honestly. You're just lucky if he's remembering to bathe and brush his teeth. Not that he chooses to be dirty, he just can't help it. His life style and habits drain the life out of him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He does his best, truly. He can be romantic, and damn good at it if he tries. Especially if you aren't a fluent Spanish speaker. His knowledge on Spanish is something that he takes to his advantage when seducing partners. He can also be quite clumsy when it comes to seduction and romance, but truthfully, that's what gives him his charm. More times than not.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It's a hit or miss. He mostly does it when he's feeling down in the dumps, in an attempt to feel something, but more times than not it just makes him anxious and hate himself afterwards so he tries to avoid masturbating. When the two of you get together he finds himself doing it a bit more if the both of you are apart for long amounts of time. He typically just waits to get back to you before resorting to masturbation. He still has a guilty conscious and tends to have negative thoughts about himself after he does it. Even if you give him the ok.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Bondage: He likes tying you up and having his way with you. He loves that you can put so much trust into him that he can just go to town on your body however he wants and pleases to.

Giving oral: He could quite literally die in between your legs and be totally okay with it. Something about giving you head and seeing the way your eyes roll into the back of your head gets him off more than you could imagine.

Blindfolding: Again, it has to do with trust, but he likes this as well. The fact that you can trust him enough that you'll let him blindfold you. He especially loves it if you allow him to tie you up as well.

Marking: Mordecai loves leaving any trace of him on you that he can. His cologne, bite marks, hickeys, scratches, you name it. He gets worked up throughout the day if you're near him in public and he can smell that you spritzed some of his cologne on you, or if he can see a mark on your neck and he catches people staring at it. He loves letting the world know that you're his.

Hair pulling: He loves it if you yank on his hair. If the both of you are together and he's teasing you, playing hard to get, and you just yank on his hair and give him a look. Oh, oh. He's showing you the time of your life. You've most definitely got his attention.

Pain: He himself has a slight pain kink. He likes it when you scratch and bite on his skin. If you slap his ass or pinch him trying to get his attention it's definitely going to work.

Hate Fucking: I couldn't think of any other way to describe it besides that. He likes it when the both of you are running off pure emotions and adrenaline. Whether you are both mad at each other, or mad at people unrelated to one another, you're both fucking like animals to let the stress out and he loves it. When going through the stuff with Jack this is when he get's the roughest in this department. Especially after losing Bloodwing. He's just so mad and lost,

Edging: He loves it. Th way you moan and cry while you plead for him to just let you cum. It's truly something else.

Overstimulation: He just loves watching you try and push him away when you cry out that it's too much. Every making you cum over and over. It makes him feel accomplished in more ways than one.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

He's not a picky guy. He likes the safety of one of your guys' homes. Or a place where no one can peer, but he doesn't;t necessarily have a set location. Now his favorite thing to fuck you on? Probably the wall or over a table. Having to trust the sturdiness of both items from his thrusts and his hands that have a habit of slamming into things beside you. He's definitely accidentally hit and left a dent in the wall before and the both of you laughed about it after. He just has so many things pent up and his hands have to do something. He tries to suppress it and it resorts in the heels or fists of his hands hitting the table or wall beside you. He'd never hit you though, so don't worry.

Knife Play: It may take him a bit to warm up to the idea, but he does end up enjoying it. He loves the trust that it behind it, and he also likes that he could easily mark you for life with it. Whether he actually cuts you or not is up to you and if you ask. He mostly likes holding the blade to your skin to add to the excitement of things.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Literally anything can get this guy going. Your tone of voice, batting your eyes, making a suggestive comment, a lingering touch. If you want to skip his teasing from playing out all day, though. Pull his hair, take control and tell him what you want and that you want him. Kiss him hard or flaunt a mark he left on you by wearing a low collard shirt. He'll go crazy.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

He would never hit you. He's not into the thought of hurting you, especially not hitting. He's a scrawny guy, but he is a sniper. He's got some muscle and would hate to hurt you.

Degredation: He is normally in a bad mental state 90% of the time. So he will not tolerate being degraded and he will also not put up with degrading you either

Anything with bodily fluids besides spit or cum: He might be a messy guy at times, but that's crossing a line for him. He can't handle it.

You being drunk: Him being drunk is one thing, but he will not have sex with you if you are intoxicated. Unless the both of you have agreed to it before you got drunk. He just doesn't like it and feels like he is taking advantage of you. He hates it.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving: This is definitely his preference. He would ask you to sit on his face anytime you had to sit down if he could. He loves it. He loves giving you head. It excites him and pleasures him just from the sight and sounds that you show him while he pleasures you. He's also super good at doing it, too.

Receiving: He will never complain if you want to return the favor, though. He especially loves receiving after a long hard day. When he just wants to relax and let loose.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers to go at a faster and rougher pace, but take his time with you. He loves edging you to the point of tears. Overstimulation is also something that he is particularly good at doing to you. He only really goes slow and sensual when he's feeling particularly vulnerable and sentimental.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies. He's like a rabbit when it comes to sex. He's fucking you any chance that he's got and that you'll allow him to.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is super game to experiment! He loves trying new things with you, just let him know everything that's going on before you do it. Or else he may be more reluctant.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can go for about 2-5 rounds. It really depends on how tired he is and what sort of mood he is in. He has breaks in between the rounds, of course. He can last quite a while for the mostt part as well, too.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He's not too fond of them. I personally don't think that he takes a liking to them since he'd rather use his hands or his mouth if you want different stimulation. If you asked he might look into it, that doesn't mean he's using the toys, though.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Mordecai loves teasing. It's one of his best traits in the foreplay department. Plus, just everyday life. He'd tease you until you're pouting and begging if he could. He likes drawing things out and seeing how you'll react when you get sick of his bullshit.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He tries not to be loud. Mostly just grunts and pants, he can get a little vocal though. More whiney and verbal on the nights that he just can't hold back.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He loves it when you hold him after sex. He's not used to having someone taking care of him, and he loves when he feels your arms wrap around him and pull you snug against him. Even if he just got done fucking you into oblivion. He loves the serenity and domestic feeling behind it. If you play with his hair he's a goner and never letting you go. He's passing out with your fingers tangled in his hair while his arms are clinging onto you, one way or another.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Up to you to imagine.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He has a fairly high sex drive after the two of you get together. Before and/or after he's not too worried about sex. It's only when he has a partner to fantasize and romanticize about that his sex drive sky rockets.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He falls asleep real quick. He gets drained super easily after sex, so he'll often times pass out without remembering to take care of you or himself in the process. That's another reason why he likes it when you hold him. It lets him know you understand that he's just a tired baby.

[pannman]

Chapter 3 Yes! I enjoyed writing this one the most. Blitzø is fun to write dialogue for.

Here is chapter 2 ⬇️

The Cowboy's Captive

Chapter 3

Striker x fem reader

TW: Swearing, kidnapping, implied violence... the usual.

As a human stuck in hell and being held prisoner by a gang of demons you were surprisingly relieved to have been caught after your millionth escape attempt. This time it was a bit different though. Your brush with the cowboy demon Striker had you wary of seeing him again. Luckily Loona found you when she did.

All members of I.M.P were waiting when you got back. Moxxie immediately checked you over and suggested you rest your voice for a while even though you very much wanted to tell them what happened. Despite that you agreed to just nod for a while. You throat hurt pretty bad and you were feeling kind of weak. Blitzø tried to act like he wasn’t concerned but he clearly was. As far as kidnappers went they were occasionally nice to you and weirdly cared about your well being. Even though they often mentioned they were gonna kill you once you were done erasing all the footage of them from the human world. You tried to remind yourself that they were not your friends but it was days like this you couldn’t help but wonder if they were growing fond of you as well.

“Jesus, kid! You gotta stop running!” Blitzø finally said. “I’m sure she learned her lesson Blitzø” Millie said with a hand on your shoulder as you were sitting on the couch. “It’s LITERALLY hell out there. It’s no place for helpless little humans to be out and about.” Moxxie tried to come to your defense. “In her defense sir. We are holding her against her will. And since she cannot speak right now I believe someone should speak for her.” Blitzø rolled his eyes. “oh please Mox! She’s safer here than anywhere else in this shit hole!” at that you had to ask. “… Does… duh.. (cough!) Does that mean… your not… (COUGH! AHEM! COUGH! COUGH!)” you hacked and wheezed as you tried to make out the words. "Stop fucking talking” Loona said looking away from her magazine for just a moment. It was a huge contrast from earlier when she seemed genuinely worried about you. “Alright so obviously someone needs to keep an close eye on her tonight who’s turn is it? “Why, I think its ours Blitzø.” Millie responded. Blitzø pointed at M and M. “you two make sure she doesn’t try to escape…” he leaned towards them and whispered half embarrassed “and make sure she drinks plenty of water”.

That night Moxxie made you Chamomile tea and they took your laptop away after 6 o clock. It was kinda odd but nice. Being taken care of like this. Your throat felt strong enough to finally say something. “you… guys don’t wanna… kill me do you?” Millie and Moxxie were at a loss of words. They looked at each other. Millie finally confessed. “well, if we’re being honest…. Blitzø hasn’t made up his mind yet.” “MILLIE! We’re not supposed to tell her that!” “Well she’s been through a lot today! She deserves some answers!” Millie and Moxxie didn’t fight often and when they did it was very brief. As you expected Moxxie caved. “Alright. Alright. You’re right sweetie.” He looked at you with an apologetic stare. “well be more honest with you from now on just… don’t tell Blitzø. Just pretend like you have no idea.” You nodded. They both smiled. They turned out the lights and tied you to the couch but loosely so you weren’t too uncomfortable. Despite the fact that you could probably struggle your way out of them you decided you were done running. You were much better off taking your chances with your somewhat empathetic captors than endangering yourself out there where demons like Striker could get you. Things were finally starting to feel a little more comfortable. You drifted asleep feeling content.

You awoke suddenly. You felt sharp nails dig into your shoulders and the heat of someone’s breath ghosting your neck as you were hoisted upward. Despite just waking up you immediately recognized it as Striker. The demon who had tried to choke you out and take you earlier. You tried to call out but your throat was still sore. And it was not really worth it considering you could see M and M knocked out in the floor. A glass bottle was broken scattered about. You tried to struggle but Striker had tightened your restraints. He threw you over his shoulder and carried you out. You wondered how he had found you and where he was taking you. But most of all you hoped and prayed that Moxxie and Millie and were alright and somebody would save you soon.

[multistanisms]

The First Confession | Helluva Boss

FANDOM: Helluva Boss

PAIRING: Blitzo x Stolas

WORD COUNT: 2132

RATING: PG-13

POTENTIAL TRIGGERS: Look, it's Helluva Boss. If you know, you know. But mostly this is just soft brain rot on my end.

SUMMARY: Regret at being reminded why he could never have a life with Stolas drove Blitzo into a headlong binge that ends with a hangover worse than hell itself. Coming down from the alcohol leaves him empty and depressed, and his beloved little Luna does the only thing she knows to do - calling a specific Goetia to watch over her dad.

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Blitz is still sleeping when Loona wakes up, but she really can't blame her dad. Something set him off, and she has no idea as to what it was. So when it's time to go to the office, the hellhound carries her adopted dad to bed, tucking him in and cleaning up the mess in the living room before calling Millie.

"Blitz isn't coming in, so don't freak out."

"Not coming in? Sugar, is he okay?" Millie says, clearly worried about her boss. The head honcho doesn't miss work. Ever. Not even when he goes to visit Prince Stolas and spends all night with him.

"I-" Loona is sent back to the insanity the imp had caused at the party the night before, the sudden switch that flipped. The intense wave of sadness that came out of literally nowhere when she finally got Blitz home. "I don't know, Millie." Blitz being out of it has made the hound a little soft for the day, but she doesn't dare to say it out loud. There is her mean bitch reputation to uphold, after all. She's aware of Moxxie saying something sarcastic in the background, to which Millie is snapping at her husband, even though Loona doesn't quite catch it. "Wait, what did he say?"

"Oh nothin', sug. Moxxie  is just still mad that boss came to Ozzie's last night.."

"He followed you guys? But isn't Moxxie used to that by now?"

"Yeah, he did. He and Stolas went together and things got a little…crazy for a minute or two." Millie's voice fades off for a moment, and the Wrath imp seems oddly reluctant to talk about it, but of course none of the crew talks about the strange relationship Blitz has with the Goetia out of respect. It's a uniquely difficult situation for all of them, but Millie seems more reluctant than usual, and that says something. "I thought he went home after."

Loona blinks, eyes going to the bedroom door of her dad, frowning a little. "I'll be late picking you guys up. I gotta do something real quick."

"Take your time, Loona." Millie encourages, the line clicking.

Loona has to pause for a long moment, red eyes staring at the door that separates her from the imp who adopted her. Shaking her head, she walked over to crack the door. Blitz was still unconscious, but despite it, Loona could smell the sorrow and confliction. She normally doesn't go into Blitz's room, but there has to be something she can do. She picks up her dad's phone, easily unlocking it and scrolling through until she finds what she's looking for. Pressing the call button, she has to wait a long set of rings before there's a voice on the other end of the line. 

"Blitz? Is everything alright?" 

"Sorry, Your Highness, but it isn't Blitz. This is Loona."

"Oh, Blitzy's daughter!" There's a brief lift in the owl's voice before Loona can almost taste the change upon the next words she hears. "Why are you calling from Blitzy's phone? Is he okay?" 

"I mean, he's alive." Loona says, watching as Blitz sniffles. "He isn't going to work today, but I don't want to leave him alone." 

"What's wrong? Is he hurt?"

Loona blinks at the obvious concern in Stolas' voice. She's well aware that Stolas and Blitz are unconventional to say the least, but there is genuine love and worry in the ring of the Goetia's voice that makes red eyes look at Blitz. "He's not hurt, Your Highness. He will have a terrible hangover, though, and I don't trust anyone else to take care of him since M&M will be at the office with me."

"Darling, what happened?"

"I don't know for sure. Would you mind if I brought him over to you, or would you rather come here?" There's a long silence and Loona has to check the phone to make sure Stolas hasn't hung up. "Your Highness?" There's a sound in the living room and Loona goes to the door to find a portal has opened and Stolas is stepping through dressed to the nines. "That was fast."

"I have my ways, dear Loona. Now, where is Blitzy?" Stolas is regal as always, and pats Loona's head as he passes. Typically the hellhound would have bitten anyone who dared such an antic (aside from the three imps that she had been around for years), but she's smart enough to know that despite Blitz' outward annoyance, there's much more beneath the surface and her main concern is not leaving Blitz alone. She follows back to the bedroom, watching as Stolas dips to avoid the top of the doorframe, hanging up her dad's phone and moving to set it on the nightstand. 

"He's hurting." Loona murmurs. "But he isn't hurt physically." She watches as Stolas sits on the edge of the bed and runs his fingers over Blitz's face. It doesn't surprise her to see the obviously infatuated prince being so gentle, but the way her dad groans something unintelligible and moves closer to Stolas blows her eyes wide. She isn't stupid, she is very well aware of the business transaction her father calls their relationship, but this is the first time she's seen him react to anyone without arrogance or sarcasm. "Stolas, sir, what happened last night?"

Stolas is so shaken by Blitz' reaction to him, that he doesn't register Loona's words at first. His eyes are set on Blitz' face, searching it like the imp has all of the answers in the universe. "What do you mean?"

Loona lets her eyes switch between the prince and her dad, taking in the way Stolas reacted. "Millie said you and Blitz were at Ozzie's last night. He came to pick me up from a party and I convinced him to stay when people recognized him." There's a sudden guilt in the hellhound as she tries to piece together what caused the scene. "He got really wasted. Way more than I've ever seen him."

"Oh, my Blitzy." Stolas' voice is soft, worried as he caresses the imp's face. "They did such a number on you, didn't they?"

"Who did?" Loona asked, but her question is ignored as Stolas continues.

"There were some…unruly events that occurred. It must have soured him for the evening, I'm afraid." Stolas replied, letting his hand rest at Blitz' side. "Things were said about both of us, and I haven't seen him so angry in all the time I've known him. I didn't want him alone, didn't want to be alone myself, but he wouldn't come up and stay with me." His emotions are showing clearly as he speaks almost silently, watching the unconscious imp even as his words are directed to Loona. "I don't see Blitzy the way those people do. He isn't the terrible person everyone thinks, even if he acts that way. It's his need to survive, this is hell, after all." There's a sad smile as he lets his arm drift up so he can brush a thumb over Blitz's cheek. "He's strong and caring, looks after everyone and tries to keep his pain hidden because he doesn't want us to worry about him. He wants to seem invincible, but he still has emotions."

"You…you love him, don't you?" It's the question that makes Stolas look at her, and Loona is floored by the look on the owl's face. 

"I do love him." Stolas says calmly, and Loona is very well aware of the truth. "Blitzy and Via are my whole world. I would do absolutely anything for them. I want them to be happy, to feel loved. I would die for them if I needed to."

"Please don't." Loona replies, swallowing the emotion. "My dad needs you, even if he tries to say he's annoyed at your untimely calls." She walks closer to the bed, around to stand by Stolas. She doesn't reach out to touch him, but she watches him. "He cares about you, Stolas. That's why there's no one I trust more to look after him." When the owl looks at her, there's clear thankfulness for her words, and Loona can't help the shy smile. "Please take care of him?"

"Of course, my Little Moon." Stolas replies, nodding. "You handle the office."

The nickname catches Loona off guard, and she nods in return. "I'll be home tonight." She assured, walking out and closing the door behind her. Stolas let his eyes return to Blitz, thumb still caressing over the imp's cheek. 

"Oh my dearest." Stolas mused softly. "I'm right here. I promise I will be here for all time."

"Even if I push you away?" The voice is weak and pained, but Blitz is definitely speaking.

"Blitzy?"

"Hi, Stolas."

"I'm so glad you're alright, darling. I was so worried about-"

"Did you mean it?" Blitz cuts the owl off suddenly, and he still hasn't opened his eyes. 

"What do you mean?"

"You told Loony that you love me." Blitz replies, eyes finally opening to look up at Stolas. "Did you mean it?"

"Blitzy…" Stolas begins, leaning over to press a kiss to the imp's mark. "Of course I love you, darling."

"So you're not only focused on how well I can fuck you?"

"Oh, Blitzy, the way you know how to take me apart so passionately is a gift, yes." Stolas chuckles, leaning to nuzzle at Blitz's neck. "But it isn't the reason I love you." He's very aware of Blitz uncurling from the blankets to pull at his hair, the action sending an involuntary shiver through his entire body.

"You sure about that?" Blitz questions, the tone authoritative. 

"You may know how to fuck me senseless, darling, but you need to worry about recovering." Stolas' voice quakes as he speaks, trying to resist the imp's dominance even though his body is most definitely alright with desire. "What happened last night, after you left me?" The words give Blitz pause, fingers relaxing in Stolas' hair but not withdrawing. "What were you drinking?"

"Anything, everything." Blitz admits in a quiet voice, looking away and fighting the emotion building in his chest that makes him want to cry. His hand slips from Stolas' hair, falling back on the bed. "Fiz and then Verosika coming at me…and then Osmodeus went at you. I thought you'd hate me for not protecting me. I mean, I thought I'd actually be alone."

"Blitz." 

The lack of Stolas' usual endearment brings Blitz' eyes back, and he finds himself gazing right into Stolas' eyes. "Stolas?"

"It isn't your job to protect me at all times, Blitz. You've said that yourself." Stolas begins, arms holding him up with hands at either side of Blitz' head. "We both know there is always going to be someone who doesn't like either of us, even more if we're seen together."

"Stolas, I'm an imp. No one is ever going to be okay seeing us together."

"Do you care, though?"

"What do you mean?"

"Do you care if we're seen together. I don't care if people see us, I just want your time, Blitz. We don't have to be naked in bed all the time. Just being around you, being able to hold you, feel your kisses? That makes me happy." Stolas tilts his head to kiss Blitz' neck. "I love you, more than anything."

"You swear, Stolas?"

"On all I am and all my power, my dearest. You were my first friend, my first crush, the first person I ever loved romantically." The owl replies, tucking his face into the warmth of Blitz' neck, letting his body curl against the imp's as he spoke, breathing in Blitz' scent. "I would never change how I feel for you."

"Then let me return the favor."

"Favor?" Stolas looks up, head tilting a little as he looks at the other male. A gasp parts his lips when Blitz' hand slips between his legs to grope him hard. "B-Blitzy, you don't need-"

"Just shut up and let me make love to you, Stolas." Blitz counters, reaching to grab Stolas' throat. "Let me show you, okay?" 

Stolas' eyes flutter at the pressure on his throat, a quiet moan vibrating in his chest. "As long as you let me stay and take care of you when you're done with me."

"Staying is fine, but when I'm done with you, I doubt you'll be able to move from all the cum I'm gonna milk from you." The shiver of Stolas' body against his makes him feel more drunk and content than anything, and he adjusts to graze his teeth over Stolas' pulse. "My starry prince."

"Do your worst, darling. I am yours." Stolas answers, one hand moving to tug at Blitz' shirt. "Only yours."

[marithlizard]

Helluva Boss s2e4: thoughts while watching

People who do full actual liveblogging with screenshots have my great respect, this took forever!

The official description for this episode is "Striker exists and things sure do happen".   Amazingly, it does _not_ set a record for vagueness.

- Pfft that restaurant.  "Where the poor pour for you!"   And I'm willing to bet it has never occurred to Stolas that Blitzo is very aware he belongs on the pouring side and has opinions about that.

- OMG the poor tiny imp holding up a coffee pot bigger than he is.  New theory:  the staff at places like this often sell the the juicy tidbits of information they pick up from wealthy demons who think of them as furniture.  Perhaps Stolas' butler does too and that's why he was at Ozzies.  ...Spymaster butler, now that's going in a future fic somewhere.

- "C U next Tuesday"?  Is the subtitle reading off a text message we can't see?  Maybe from Blitzo?  (TY those who told me afterwards it’s an attempt to discreetly subtitle a cut line.)

- DEAL AT OZZIES  we were right! we were all right!

- Bombproof riding down the street.  Coffeepot imp,  you can see him coming, get out of the way.

- "Stop making this harder to bullshit"  I was not expecting to like Andrealphus at all, but I have to appreciate the way he is so obviously done with his sister's lack of impulse control.

- Hey, that lady is part succubus and part shark demon. I think? 

- Stella was not at all concerned that bullet would hit her, even though it came within inches.  Meaning those pistols aren't angelic.

- Nice quick reflexes from Stolas. Goodness, that bullet went through his hat.  

- that lady has an imp in her purse!  Imps have a much wider size range than I thought. Either that or Goetia magically shrink them for convenience. Hell would be an accessibility nightmare for someone that small...

- The barista seems to be a different type of demon, sort of goat-ish?

- Hey, that's a wanted poster of Striker

- Blitzo’s ringtone is now 500% more subtle than it was in Murder Family. He does learn.

- Huh. Loona looks scared and M&M look worried, and it has nothing to do with the incoming phone call. Are the theories about Loona being sick right?

- "I'm sorry it's a bad time yet again Blitzy"   So Blitzo has been avoiding Stolas since Ozzie’s. I wondered, since in Seeing Stars we saw a calendar with a question mark on their meeting day.

- ooohhhhh Loona is terrified of shots.  Interesting that M&M are coming along, given the hostile relationship between Moxxie and Loona.  He’s not mocking her and she’s so scared she doesn’t even care about him witnessing her humiliation.  Blitzo is probably making everyone behave through sheer boss willpower.

- He's in mortal peril and you don't even seem slightly worried and you're not going to come save him?  I think we fans may have been overestimating Blitzo's feelings for Stolas, at least the conscious ones. 

- I mean, not that Stolas’ perky  "I think you should come save me" isn't full of tonedeaf assumptions itself.

- It took 5 years to get an appointment for this?  Okay, that says two things. Hell's healthcare system is as bad as I thought, and Blitzo has been trying to get Loona this shot since the day they met.

- She's been doing a lot of field work? I guess we have seen her on Earth 3 times so far, and there may have been more.

- "Oh shit. Am I in danger right now?"  STOLAS FOR FUCK'S SAKE

- Okay, now Blitzo is properly alarmed. And he starts to ditch the vital health appointment without hesitation.  And he's appropriately concerned for M&M, too.  Good job.

- Moxxie really does sound just like his dad sometimes.

- St Ans. Is the name a play on Satan, even though Satan rules the Wrath ring and this is Sloth?  

- Motel 666 keychain,  horseshoe and a key with a heart.  Blitzo probably does one night stands at that motel.

- Now what are those roundish gray demons?  They don't look like any type we've seen before. (ETA: They’re from Envy, someone said?)

- Notice on bulletin board:  "In search of kidney, I need your help, not a scam, call Chuck".  

- I like the plant with its closed eyes and exaggerated long eyelashes.  A big theme for Sloth, evidently, given the similar eyes decorating the building everywhere.

- Sign on wall:  Soothing sleep, sounds and light - Appointment status FULL - purchase at our gift shop. Wonder what that is.

- No cameras sign, but what's the other one prohibiting? Looks like a vial of potion?  (TY those who said holy water. I’m not sure why anyone would have that in Hell, yikes.)

- AHAHAHA fourth wall acknowledgement that people really hated the slur in the pilot.  (When I was a kid that word was hurled all over the playground right along with “gay” and “faggot” and “slut” and “moron” and others.  It’s always been an insult but I had no idea it was now considered so horrible as to be unspeakable even in the midst of the whole breathtakingly WTF inappropriate profanity of the pilot, while other words are still used or even reclaimed. Attitudes and norms change over time and language is more fluid than people tend to realize.)

- Wow, Blitzo in the process of drawing on the nurse when he realizes there's a witness looking very pointedly at him.

- Oh, poor Loona....all her bristly fuck-you energy is gone. She actually looks slightly reassured by his cosseting!   (I have a feeling it's going to turn out to be a horrible giant painful thing though, no matter what he assures her.)

- Striker has a fan group literally singing his praises who were waiting for him to pass by.  I feel I should not be surprised.

- Wait how literally are we supposed to take this? They know the plan.  Okay no this is some real Monty Python energy and I love it (Sir Robin’s bards, anyone?) and it should make clear to all that some things about this show are in Silly Logic territory. Which has been part of the core concept since the start, but I sometimes forget when the relationships and emotions are so real.

- He has a lair. and a statue of himself.  We knew he was an egotistical git but it makes him seem less cool to know he puts so much deliberate effort into his coolness.

- Ahahaha no it's NOT deliberate, he doesn’t want the fan singers, and that makes it even better.

- And Stolas is a bit intrigued by the theme song, you can't tell me he's not

- ...Welp, time to walk back all those reassurances to reactors that I.M.P doesn't really kill kids and that was just a pilot thing.  Yikes Blitzo. Would he really have pulled the trigger, I wonder?

- "SAME HAT"  why do I feel like this is referencing the tumblr meme

-  They're tiny now!  Maybe size changing magic is a thing some imps can have, sure, let’s go with that. 

- Moxxie taking out three demons more than twice his size in the background, in feral melee style just like his wife.  And matter-of-factly pumping gas while doing it, that’s SO badass.

- That is a Blitzo drawing Millie is showing off, dyslexic R and the distinctive style. Blitzo had a doodle of Striker in the car.  He probably keeps a sketchbook there? I’d love to flip through it, that’d make a great comic/animatic. 

- "Very outlaw aeshetic"

- "Wouldn't a holy bullet have sufficed? Or could you not afford those?"  I knew this would be addressed.

- "Is the giant statue of yourself also a classic, or..."   Salty Stolas is the best. Is it just me, or has he picked up a very Blitzo style of trash talk?

- I mean Striker isn't wrong, here, and in another situation I'd be on his side.

- RESPECT.  Stolas just took just another angelic stab wound without even flinching and handed back snark in equal measure.

-  I wonder if he's telling the truth and their S&M play is that vicious. The bear traps thing suggests Stolas likes serious pain, but I didn't get an angry contemptuous vibe from their interactions in Truth Seekers or Harvest Moon.  Fond, if anything.

- The hut-sized Fortress of Solitude look of Andrealphus' place is kind of silly, but I do really like the icy feathers.

- So Andrealphus wasn't in on the Striker thing. And he doesn't seem at all concerned about Stella losing all her status and wealth.  These two may be close but it's not the genuine family love we see between our protagonists.

- So Stolas does have legions? I still cannot picture him as any kind of war leader, as fierce as he can be when provoked. Must know more.

- "A Goetia's never behaved like this before" - interesting.   Probably not true and past indiscretions have been hushed up, but Andrealphus seems to believe it, which means not many and very well hushed up.

- "Eternity is a a long time"  - so Goetia do live forever?  That's very unfortunate for Stolitz. :(   Don’t like that idea at all. It also means that unless we're handwaving all practical considerations - which we might be -  something is weird about the Goetia. Why does Paimon have so many kids if they won't age and die naturally?  Are there tons of ancient birds cluttering up the place that we haven’t seen?  Or do they get winnowed out somehow? - Am I getting a Folger’s Crystals vibe here?  That wouldn't bother me (seriously, Game of Thrones had that going on and everybody but me was all over that show when it was airing, even the non-geeks, nobody batted an eye)  but it would be a suprising choice when the creators know how hypercritical the fanbase is.

- Ooh, thank goodness for cartoon logic or that van would be totaled.

- Oh my god Striker is tapping his foot to the beat.  He's into this fight. What a relief for him after dealing with Stolas and Stella who both refuse to stay on script.

- And he's so annoyed when the music changes to pop (with similar lyrics - is it the same song?) 

-  Moxxie taking a cue from Angel there. 

- I like the plague doctor masks on the EMTs.

- "He can get hurt?" Oh. Oh, hon.  You never thought he was actually in danger.  Not even after the Harvest Moon festival?  Did you not tell Stolas about that attempt because you downplayed it in your own mind to make yourself feel better?

-  the texts.  the texts.  Oh my GOD.  oh, sweetie, Stolas, oh.  He’s trying so hard and he is SO clueless. “come over and say mean things to me, haha, I always enjoy that...”   Flailing desperately to put a light positive spin on the situation, like he’s been doing his entire life.  But this time he doesn’t know what Blitzo wants to hear and his “lead with joy” style is not suited to the situation.

- This makes me feel better about Seeing Stars. There’s the missing context for their seemingly-effortless pretense that nothing is wrong in that episode. They already did the awkwardness over text.

- The whole ending sequence is heartwrenching, but not unexpected.  Next episode I hope we see the meeting with Ozzie to deal for the crystals, and perhaps some conversation about what it’s like to have a forbidden relationship.  Will Fizzarolli reveal a bit of why he hates Blitzo so, and tell Stolas he’s better off without him?

- Who are the flowers from, I wonder? Not Via’s style.

[strayguitarist]

☕🧃🍜🍉🥦🎉🎲🏐🐈‍⬛🌻🌧️🌍😊😈👥🖥️🎬📚🎶

Isn't this cheating? Whatever, let's go. Favorite hot drink: Persian cardamom tea with a few sugar cubes. Nostalgic and comforting.. Favorite cold drink: Mountain Dew White Out. They don't really sell it anymore, but god it's peak. Dish: Soltaani. A Persian dish, one barg kebab and one koobideh kebab served with basmati rice, a grilled tomato and sometimes salad Shirazi! We just.. make the best food. Hands down. If you ever get the opportunity to try Persian food, do not turn it down, you'd miss out on the best experience of your life. Fruit: Me, obvs. Okay but probably red pears!! Veggie: uh.. oh gods.. that's tough.. Potatoes??? Potatoes. Mmm... Holiday: Shaab-e Yalda, Halloween, and Bonfire Night are my favorites, in that order. Hard to pick just one, so there's my top 3! Game: Fuck. This is far too broad for me to pick, so I'm going to specify video games, and say Splatoon 2 and its Octo Expansion. That's the only game I got so into that I went to official sanctioned tournaments, and my god the story and setting of Octo Expansion still rings in my head as it did the day I finished it. Runners up include RockBand 3, Pokemon Silver and TF2.

Sport: Football! Er, soccer. It's very very popular back home, and it's the only physical sport that I got into growing up. I'd probably try it again if trans-friendly groups existed..

Animal: Me! Okay, rats. I adore rats so so much and I miss having them and they go "sqk sqk chitter" and give you licks n kisses and ask for attention and cuddle so good and aaaAAAA!!! in second place is the animal my sona is based on, the Asiatic Cheetah

Flower: IDK if it counts as a flower, but the pitcher plant is my favorite. God they're so cool, a carnivorous plant!! If I absolutely have to pick a flowering plant, Atropa Belladonna, also known as "Deadly Nightshade." God the flowers are beautiful, and it's poisonous!

Weather: Rain. I adore when it's raining so hard that you can't see past your face, I love hearing it pitter patter against all the surfaces around me, I love the smell that rises from the ground, I love the way life slows down for it.. Place: Home. Iran. Shiraz, specifically. Nobody is surprised. Blorbo: Ah.. What's a blorbo? Kind of favorite character from a franchise, I think? That doesn't make it much easier, though.. Probably Moxxie from Helluva Boss. Please don't hate me for this. Meow Meow: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? Unless you just want me to... Mrrowr~! Nyaa~... Mrrrr.. Meowwr! Prrrh....

OTP: Not sure if I'm 100% on what this means but I think it's about ships, and my favorite ship is Aziraphale and Crowley from Good Omens. IDK how much it counts considering how verbosely that dynamic is actually written into the show, like. Part of the plot is them exploring their romantic feelings. But y'know. If they don't count, then it's Pearl and Marina from Splatoon hehehe TV Show: Good Omens. No contest. Movie: Everything Everywhere All At Once, Scott Pilgrim VS The World and Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog all share my favorite spot. Sorry, can't pick one - management told me it's not allowed. Management is my fucked up brain, btw. Book: I AM A LIBRARY EMPLOYEE I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE BOOK! ARE YOU INSANE?! But if I had to, it'd probably be Vinland Saga, the manga. I guess that's more of a book series, but whatever. Holy shit it's absolutely amazing. Few things make me feel as hard as that has. Musical artist: I AM A BASSIST I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE MUSICIAN! ARE YOU INSANE?! But I can give you a top 5 in no particular order? Metallica, Lemon Demon, Mindless Self Indulgence, Jonathan Coulton, The Birthday Massacre. This was so hard to pick even just 5, but those are probably my biggest favorites.

You probably thought you were so clever for picking me so many and making me ramble about myself. Little did you know I love talking about myself, because I'm the best. Hah. thank you for asking me things I appreciate it I was worried nobody would I mean, I'm so cool.

[helldustedstories]

While it's not the first time he's set foot in a hospital, it is the first time Stolas had been a patient. Even when Via had hatched, they'd had a doctor come to the house to check her over, make sure that everything was as it should have been. And they'd incubated her at home; he had spent so much time with her even then, reading her stories and singing to her, even while she was still growing inside her shell.

But being a patient is a much different experience than being a visitor, one that he doesn't particularly want to get used to. It's relatively quiet in the room; he can hear the bustle beyond the door, though he's quickly able to adjust to tune it out, the way he does with most things when he's not at home. There was nothing in this hospital right now that was more important than the two of them in this room, right now.

He sees Blitz looking around, but before he can ask what he's looking for, the other picks up a glass off the bedside table, and pours water into it. Stolas watches as he holds the glass out to him, and the owl starts to try to prop himself up. He hadn't managed to move very far when Blitz is there, propping his head up with one hand, helping him with the glass with the other.

Stolas drinks deeply, more grateful for the gesture and the assistance than he can say. He lifts his free hand to help steady the glass, and quickly drains it, the liquid already helping to clear the cotton from his mouth.

The owl manages a little smile in response to Blitz's attempt at bluster even as his hand goes to find his again, but he has a feeling they're both too raw to fall back on their usual defenses. Any mask he could have tried to pull on felt broken, shattered. He didn't want to hide behind a mask, though, not with Blitz, not after everything.

Ever since that night at Ozzie's, Stolas had been trying to be better about respecting Blitz's boundaries. That was something he hadn't done as well as he could have in the beginning. He had done his best to let Blitz initiate any sort of touch between them, ignoring the fact that there were times he felt like he might die without some sort of physical touch, even if that was just the brush of a hand against his, a hand on his arm, anything.

But right now, he needed that touch, that little piece of comfort. And after everything they'd said on the way here…., he hadn't felt as guilty about reaching for Blitz as he would have before.

Blitz finally answers his question, reassuring him in his own way that he's fine, telling him that he should relax, which Stolas knows will likely be difficult, in his current environment. Still, he nods, listening as Blitz mentions that he hadn't seen any cameras before giving him the other news that Stolas needed to hear in order to even attempt to relax. Blitz had Moxxie and Millie checking in on Octavia, and Stolas swallows hard, letting out a slightly choked-up little laugh when Blitz mentions he should be getting a five star review for full service.

In any sort of normal circumstances, Stolas would have taken that bait, would have turned the phrasing around on Blitz, teased him about just how full service he was. But nothing about this situation was anything normal, and he doesn't have it in him to tease, not when he was trying to show Blitz that he genuinely wanted more from this, from them than …. well, that. He'd said a lot on the way here, but this felt….different, now that they actually had….time.

When he hadn't been sure if he was going to make it, he'd poured his heart out, not wanting to leave things the way they had been. But now that he could say the wrong thing, now that Blitz could just leave if he wanted to, Stolas can't help but be a little…..anxious. Like he'd told Blitz…., he didn't want to fuck this up.

If Blitz's tail fidgeting was any indication, he might be feeling something similar. Which, as absurd as it was, helped. Because if they were both worried about what they were going to say, how things were going to go…., then they were in it together, even if they had to stumble along to find their footing again.

Blitz asks if he remembers the ride over, and Stolas manages another soft smile. "I do," he murmurs, shifting just a little, so he's better able to see Blitz, even from his position on the bed. "I meant everything I said," Stolas adds, thumb brushing softly over the back of Blitz's hand. He'd been in a lot of pain, but he'd bared his soul to Blitz. Though if he needed him to…., he'd do so again. As many times as it took for Blitz to believe that he cared about him, that he wanted what they had to be real more than he'd ever wanted anything in his life.

He feels like all the air has been sucked out of him; his heart is still thrumming in his throat, but it's so quiet here in a way it hadn't been in the caverns, the van, even the waiting room - rooms, whatever. All that's left is the two of them and the beeping heart monitor; whenever it flickers, Blitz has to stop himself from glancing at it or doing another sweep of the room, every instinct in his body screaming danger.

But that's the problem - he might be wary at the lack of security ( although who fuckin' knows ? maybe they got someone on it in the interim of - however long he'd been out ), but without an actual, immediate, tangible threat, there's - nothing left. No buffer. No barrier. Just Stolas and Blitz and everything they'd said sitting unspoken between them.

When he hears the roughness in Stolas' voice, Blitz frowns - and then mentally berates himself because right, hospital. Isn't water like, one of the first fucking things they get you? God, he's already fucking this up; he glances wildly around before seeing the pitcher and glass on the bedside table. - Pricks, that doesn't look like nearly enough, but he pours it anyway - then falters when he realizes that one of Stolas' arms is out of commission and, fuck, he really shouldn't be moving anyway, right?

Unsure, awkward, hyper aware of the roughness of his hands in a way he'd never been before, he reaches out to offer the glass - then changes his mind and gestures directly to Stolas' mouth, other hand pausing before tentatively slipping against the back of his head to help him sit enough. It's not a completely unfamiliar position - he'd never brought it up again because she'd explicitly threatened his life, but he'd done the same for Loona a year after she came home, and came down with a nasty flu.

Now, he just feels ... raw. Seen. Contrary to popular belief, his time with Verosika hadn't been entirely dedicated to fucking, but this was a kind of intimacy that makes him want to curl up behind his armor and his spikes, and he realizes, uncomfortably, that before Loona - the last person who'd seen him like this was Barbie. And he can still hear his father's voice telling her to just walk it off, we're not cancelling tonight. Because that's what you do when you're hurt - you just. Walk it off.

Satan forbid that you're tender about it.

❝ That's because I'm always right, ❞ he says blithely, trying and halfway failing to grasp onto that devil may care attitude that saves his skin and his heart whenever he needs it to. Stolas' touch sets fire to his hand, up his arm - fuck, they've touched so much. He's been inside Stolas, they've shamelessly laid their kinks on the table from nearly day one - and this quiet moment, with Stolas alive but battered but holding onto him is the thing that shakes him down to his core.

Blitz half laughs, half chokes at the question, smiling almost bitterly. ❝ Christ on a fuckin' bike, Stolas, of course you'd be thinking about that. Everything's fine, so unclench. Just - relax. You need to relax, alright? They wouldn't tell me much, but you're supposedly stable, and I think Moxx worked some magic because I haven't seen any of those goddamn cameras since the lobby. And M&M are checking in on Octavia. So I, uh, better be getting five stars on Yelp or whatever. Full service. ❞

The joke doesn't land the way he wants it - it sounds almost begging, desperate, showing itself as a distraction rather than just being a distraction. Blitz is watching Stolas' face, almost entranced by the way he's looking at him, trying to come to turns with just how hurt the prince is. ... Fuck. Fuck. If he'd been a minute late -

Blitz sighs, tail absentmindedly curling and uncurling around the bed's railing in some attempt to soothe the anxious energy burning under his skin like an electric current. He knows he needs to ask, but the words just get stuck behind his fangs and he has to wait for them to come rushing out -

❝ Do you remember the, uh, the ride over ? ❞

[dodgeballstuckonthegymceiling]

Hey! What about cuddles and small kisses with Blitzø, but then Moxxie walks in and he is like: 🧍‍♂️...... "OH SORRY BOSS!!" and then he walks away closing door behind him.

And then "Careless Whispers" starts playing

Have a good day/night!❤

I don't know what "careless whisper" is but I'm to scared to ask, think I got the idea though!

Blitzø x Reader getting caught kissing

★He has absolutely no shame and couldn't care less if anyone sees him kissing/cuddling you. He's even a little smug about it, what did you expect? This is Blitzø we're talking about.

★He does think that the way moxxie stopped in his tracks before walking out of the room was hilarious. He didn't even look back before leaving the two of you alone once again.

★As soon as moxxie is gone he picks up where he left off and gives you a little nip on the neck. Don't worry about moxxie because Blitzø will definitely make fun of him for leaving later that day.

[moxxis-bar]

Moxxi with a Shy (S/O) Headcanons

Minors + ageless blogs DNI. This is not smut, but my blog is 18+.

My first Tumblr post! I gotta start it off with Moxxi, of course! So here’s Moxxi with a shy (s/o). A very special thank you to my friend for beta reading this <3

Gender-neutral reader. “They” was used as the reader’s pronoun once. “Pretty” was used once.

Small spoiler for Borderlands 1. Small mentions of Borderlands 2 storyline.

Moxxi is super comfortable in your relationship from the start, and her flirty remarks and sweet words never seem to let up. One might think that it's just her being her normal self, and that’s partially true, but she also does it because she thinks you’re too cute when you’re flustered!

She spends a lot of time managing her various bars, so she worries that you might feel lonely while she’s working, but she does what she wants and takes a break from work to spend time with you every now and then.

Moxxi always welcomes it when you drop in to see her and pays a little extra attention to you since it might be a minute until she can see you again. If you’ve got a bit of free time in between whatever you need to do, you could always volunteer to help her out at the bar. 

“Well, sugar, I wouldn’t mind the extra pair of hands, and with a pretty face like yours working behind the counter, I’m bound to get some extra tips~”

She knows you’re not really one for dealing with the talking parts of her job, so she’s very insistent on you only doing the parts of the job that you feel comfortable with. She’ll teach you how to prepare the more popular drinks she serves while she manages the patrons. She’s always respectful of your limits and thanks you when you decide to call it for the day, promising to return the favor later with a wink.

Moxxi is very affectionate and she’ll use that to her advantage if you let her. Kisses from her are far from rare, but she’ll always cup your face and kiss your lips as a goodbye. She’s used to taking the initiative with kisses, but she’s always pleasantly surprised if you give her one.

“My, my, when did you get so bold?”

Moxxi wants you to be able to handle yourself in social situations, but in the event that you just can’t bring yourself to talk for some reason, she’ll talk for you if that’s what you want. She’s very much an “Excuse me, they asked for no pickles” type of girlfriend.

She thinks your shy nature is super sweet and gets protective over you if someone tries to take advantage of that. She HAS kicked someone’s ass over you and she WILL do it again. Handsome Jack would shit-talk you because the asshole knew you wouldn’t do anything about it and Moxxi was FUMING. She knew there was nothing she could do about it but bide her time until the Crimson Raiders were able to do something. She was still pissed about her underdome and this definitely wasn’t doing Jack any favors.

Honestly, this extends to her kids as well. It took Scooter a bit to warm up to you, but Ellie was content knowing that her mom was with someone who cared about her and treated her well. They weren’t too pleased with Jack’s sarcastic insults about you either, both telling the Crimson Raiders to run him over with a Technical or feed him to some skags.

Moxxi enjoys going out and will want to take you to different places for dates (even though there are only so many “nice” places you can go to on Pandora). She doesn’t mind occasionally having a night in every once in a while. Besides, she’s got plenty of ideas about what you can do while you’re alone together~

[jayswritings13]

Helluva Boss: Single parent Headcanons

Request: "Headcanons for Single parent S/O introducing their kid to I.M.P.? Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie(poly or not) and Loona." By anon

Blitzø is more than excited and has been planning and looking forward to this moment for weeks!

He's nervous as hell though and tries to compensate for that with jokes and self-deprecating humor to make the kid laugh.

He did this with Loona on her first night at his place after he adopted her. To say the least, she wasn't all that impressed with many of Blitzø's jokes.

"Does this scream 'don't hate me'?"

"I think that it screams 'I'm trying too hard to impress a kid that will like me anyway'?"

"AN OUTFIT DOESN'T SCREAM THAT (Y/N)!"

"Blitzø, you don't need to worry. They'll like you just as I do."

".....But what do I wear to say that?"

In the beginning, he's defiantly the one to play good cop. He wants to be on the kid's favorite side, which does cause some fights between the two of you. You understand why Blitzø is doing what he's doing, but you don't like how he undermines your decisions in favor of your kid.

But you always know that he genuinely cares for your kid.

Moxxie is pretty similar to Blitzø, in that he's very nervous to meet your kid.

Moxxie knows that he's not the most fun individual for a kid, with his constant worrying and such.

"Just a few necessary items, Mox?"

"They might need crutches, (Y/N)."

"We're only going to the store, Mox."

"Exactly. Anything can happen." Moxxie said as you just laughed a bit. He was careful and very anxious, but you knew that he cared and would do anything to keep your child safe.

Moxxie has always wanted to be a dad, and while he knows that he's not the child's biological dad, that's not going to stop Moxxie from trying to be the best father figure in that child's life.

SNACKS!

Moxxie always makes sure to make and bring the best snacks for your child.

Overall, Moxxie makes sure that he's stern, but often lets a few things slip every now and again, especially with snacks.

Millie is such a sweetheart!

She made sure to get any and all toys and stuffed animals that she thought that your child would enjoy.

"Uh... Mills? Don't you think that it's a little much....?" You said, gesturing to the pile of stuffed animals.

"No..." Millie watched your child excitedly go through the pile and then met your eyes. "Well, maybe just a little." She admitted.

Whenever you have to go somewhere and you can't exactly bring your child, Millie is always quick to offer her services for watching them.

Millie is always willing to play with your child. Any game! Any time!

She's gone from doing a princess tea party to wrestling in the dirt outside within an hour.

She always makes sure not to go too rough on them, but sometimes accidents and injuries happen.

"Ow!!"

"I told you to stay still!" You rolled your eyes at Millie's comment.

Loona is extremely nervous, but tried not to show it.

After all, she's the tough, alternative hellhound.

She's never been too keen on kids, but wanted to really get on your kids' good side.

She cared about you and you cared about your kid, so Loona could at least try her hardest.

She tries to play good and cool cop, letting your kid do most things that you don't let them do. Like stay up super late and watch inappropriate movies.

If you thought that Loon was protective of her you and Blitzø(as much as she didn't want to admit it to him), she's even more so when it comes to your kid.

"You better back the fuck away!"

"Loona! They're 6!"

"And.....? That little dick was hurting (Your child's name). I'm not going to fucking let that happen." Loona growled, keeping an eye on your child up ahead. You just smiled a bit at this display of affection.