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After how many years it’s been since helluva boss came out I’m still wondering how people think a adult work place comedy that happens to be set in hell is somehow more unique than what’s currently happening. Because I’m sorry but the only thing unique about what some people originally wanted out of it is the hell part and given some of their reactions I think they don’t like that part either.

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Stolas x Blitz

🌝𝕯𝖊𝖒𝖚𝖈𝖔🌝

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Pirate Blitz | Pirate Stolas | Pirate Loona | Pirate Millie | Pirate Moxxie | Pirate Octavia (Keychains, Sharkrobot, 2025)

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pure smut again 😆

Blitz looking tired and cocky, after firing his load 😆😆

Stolas looking all blushy and happy, and covered in pearly ropes. 😳 Even around his face, neck.

And then put save with the rest of Blitz's treasure.

The fanfic writers are gonna have fun with these.😆

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glitz and glam

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I made a standee you can buy here

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I remember this animatic it's so good

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Guys help I'm thinking about how both Blitz and Stolas went into their Full Moon meeting wanting to keep each other in their lives and make the other happy, and both ended up heart-broken and hating themselves... 😭 Making myself emotional about the idiots again 😭

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You know how in the helluverse characters get these life lessons that really punish them specially?

Like in helluvaboss: Blitz learned he's loved at a hate party, Stolas gets kidnapped and attacked by a "hot" assassin imp but it isn't like his fantasy, Fizz has to rely on Blitz in a similar moment of terror to what disabled him, Loona has to take Blitz from the party after shes finally given what she wants from him, Moxxie is taken back to the abuse he ran from and is still silenced, Striker wants to hurt people the most and fucks it up every time (he fails upwards on accident) and the people he attacks end up bonding stronger as a result (he causes happy ending, thats his ironic punishment) and so on. Like it always takes what the characters are struggling with and slams their face in it. Some characters like Octavia or Barbie Wire might not face this level of one to one because their story is often one where they are reacting more than acting.

Hazbin also has similar setups like Alastor wanting to be known but having an actual issue with being seen, Charlie doesn't deserve to be in hell, but she's the only one who realizes no one truly does, Vaggie was cast out for not fulfilling her purpose correctly despite the fact that her having free will is the most important part of her, Angel Dust has his needs for love, acceptance, and freedom (from his implied mafia times) turned into exploitation, Husk is literally talented and lucky but he cant hold onto anything good, Niffty is only focused on how things look (her cleaning and appraisal of bad boys) but is unaware of how "off putting" she is to others (no one grabs her in the trust game but she was just being honest), Vox getting stuck on the one that got away when hes got everything else he wanted to be successful, and so on.

Sometimes, I think about Viviepop and how people use that woman's name as a verb to complain about anything and how excited she was specifically to make fandom content. Like she used to talk about how much she would specially enjoy making content for side ships and fandom and I think her meta stuff, like the sinstagrams, are literally fantastic. Anyway, I just think it can't be hard for her to find that moment of dreams and agony in her characters cause the way people talk about cartoon animators is insane.

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The pirate goods were really great!🏴‍☠️

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✨ Helluva boss chibis!

Stickers and keychains coming soon to my etsy shop.

https://leonarockera.etsy.com

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How much you want to bet Stolas and Blitzø have role played this exact scenario

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😆 Blitz wanted to store all his booty together

Blitz tied he's boy up with pearls, and called him his treasurer.

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Does Blitz blame himself for Cash's abuse?

Stick with me, and I'm truly sorry.

All of the people except Cash featured in the memories Rolando shows Blitz are people who Blitz has cared deeply for and felt like he hurt, failed to get close to, or let down.

Let's look at them (again, yes)

Tilla

Fizz

Verosika

Loona

M&M

Barbie

A whole lot of Stolas

So. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is Cash Fucking Buckzo. Doing in this line-up?

Well. Hurting Blitz, horribly. My first meta on this scene didn't really capture this, but as many have pointed out, this is Cash grabbing Blitz's freshly burned wrist after the fire and smacking the ever living shit out the burned side of his face. Presumably blaming him for the fire and everything (and everyone) lost from it. And then Cash telling Blitz in the hospital that Fizz doesn't want to see him.

It's emphasized too. Right after we see the memory of Cash hitting Blitz, we see Blitz physically flinch while watching it.

So if this is just a compilation of horrible memories, maybe that's all there is to it.

But if it's a grouping of the people Blitz cares for, well . . . it makes sense for it to be that, doesn't it? Blitz has a lot of love in him, and yet he's scared of intimacy. His trauma is ABOUT hurting people, losing people, driving people away, craving closeness that he can't have . . .

Being an abuse victim is complicated. Being a family scapegoat is complicated too. A lot of abusers try to make the victim think that they're ACTUALLY the cause of their pain and everyone else's, and we already know that Cash did this to Blitz (literally in this same set of memories in the hospital).

But we also saw it in The Circus when Blitz was much younger, and saw how much this tactic got to Blitz.

Cash guilts his son into going into a dangerous situation for him. If Blitz doesn't do this, their lack of resources, the possible suffering of his parents . . . it will all be Blitz's fault.

And Blitz cares deeply (he always has!), so he does it.

Now one might argue that Blitz says "of course I want to help Mama" here and leaves Cash out of his reply, so he doesn't love his father. But reality is often more complicated than that. He's upset here that Cash is forcing this on him. Cash hurts him. His mother (seemingly) offers much more love. That doesn't mean that Blitz doesn't ALSO feel some care and responsibility for his father's wellbeing.

I think that Blitz believes (or at least a significant part of him believes) that he destroyed Cash's life too with the fire, and that he deserved that beating and being turned away from the hospital and possibly many of the beatings and beratings that Cash delivered in the past. I think that in the moment when Cash grabbed him, he felt that he fully deserved the agony he felt when Cash held his wrist.

I think a part of him loved his father growing up and still loves him-- that there were moments between the incidents of cruelty where they had fun together as a family, and where looked up to his dad and wanted desperately to win his approval.

I think that Blitz has a lot of anger toward Cash too, and that a part of him always knew that Cash was wrong to hurt him. He had a whole lot of resilience and defiance in him even as a young kid.

I think that he felt guilty for all of the times he felt angry at his father. I think he might still.

I'm off to cry and then grab my pitchfork and storm wherever Cash is living nowadays. Who's with me?

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So my friend made me catch up on helluva

I quite enjoyed it ☝️

(unfinished versions under cut cuz I like them)

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And another little update to all the little cardboard cutouts they've used in the merch promos and such.

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I like toll bois and their short kings