#lol ruins lives

[verysadlesbian]

Well, guys, at least Caitvi is back together (i think)... it's not enough for me, though, I need to go back in time to 2021 and never start watching this fucking show based on LEAGUE OF LEGENDS of all things!! IT'S RUINING MY LIFE!!!!

[misstoodles-doodles]

Bad Batch Sketch Page #1

I filled a whole canvas with sketches because my brain won’t stop thinking up stuff

✨Featuring✨:

Tech and Crosshair content because I’m SAD ABOUT THEM

RIP Hunter and his concussion and probably a stab wound

ProTECHtive Tech

Brother Drama™️

Echo’s near death experience and zinger number 132425226

Echo and Cross Sass

Big bro Wrecker who has my whole heart

Bandana-less Hunter because I said so + Baby Omegaaaaaaa

Bonus full unedited page+ B&W version :

[asmimir]

a small guilty pleasure I have is watching Helluva boss but only the parts with stolitz, i really should be doing my thesis but the fixations must be fixated upon aughaughuhuahgu

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[literallyjusttoa]

"Sunny!" you cry, "Why did you draw the entire Trojan royal family from oldest to youngest in two days? That seems wildly unhealthy!"

"hurghhhhhhhh" I reply.

Anyways here's the full family portrait

(Only four of these people survive the Trojan war btw :D)

[sysig]

“It could be that the loss of her children drove the Queen deeper into her darker desires...but, I don’t believe she was fighting against them that hard before that particular tragedy. No monster does.” (Patreon)

Bonus:

Hmm, wonder what he could cover those holes with :3c

[a2zillustration]

My BG3 run is quickly devolving into a messy dating sim (sorry)

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[maximura]

[weepingtalecowboy]

Met with a terrible fate (yet not)

Fanfic prompt : People have already thought about the timeline

Like how it is implied that time exists because legend saved him with his wish in link to the past

But like it seemed nice at first that he saved a Random hero of the past who failed

But if We consider the four swords palace

What if the wish to save the hero of the past was actually intended for four but time was saved instead by it creating a new timeline

For the hero of time to succeed in and later create a new one as well when he traveled back to prevent ganondorf's plan from ever happening

And that ultimately doomed four to forever remain the four swords' shade doomed to be corrupted by the darkness until the hero of legends put him out of his misery as a fractured broken soul

The hero of Legends wished on the past hero's success

A gift to stop suffering he personally had been forced to take out of its misery

And during linked universe time finding out that his survival was the thing that broke the timeline in the first place

Not his time travel

Just his existence alone

An existence that was a mistake

Never meant to exist

Intended for another being

A salvation he took like a greedy parasite

A chance to live he took from someone else

He wasn’t meant to be

Yet he took this one chance from four not to suffer

He was granted a gift from the benevolent hero of legends by accident and but that mistake costed another being everything

And then even went and doomed another timeline by abandoning the timeline he succeed in

Every single timeline he created proves that his existence is a curse

The timeline he abandoned was left to rot swept away by a wave formed because of his inability

The timeline he thought he did everything right…

Ended up being harmed by his failure to fully defeat ganondorf

He was naive for not killing ganon when he said everything against the man

Twilight fought because of his mistakes

Even losing and dying ended up having consequences for he took a gift

A gift was wasted on him just because he existed

He only lived to make more mistakes because another hero’s wish was wasted on HIM

Does it mean that every failure to stop the moon resulted in another timeline wasting away

Should he even have existed?

Because that present wasn’t for him

His existence ruined legend's sacred wish for a soul he himself saw suffering

Four will be met with a terrible fate because of his existence

The salesman was wrong

The hero of time wasn’t met with a terrible fate, he wasn’t

For he caused it for anyone else instead

Any decision he made people where met with a terrible fate

Yet he ended up living a life he didn’t deserve

[teshiee]

was messing around then got hit with the rarepair-ification beam and now im shipping Lloyd's two 'love interests' ever?! toxic yuri?!? i miss akita guys

edit: just found out they're called jadewolf,, teehee

so in this they've both already met lloyd, ignore timeline inconsistencies,,. and wait, this COULD be post-merge since we haven't seen either of these two since before the merge,,, god i hope we see harumi again even if as just a picture frame on a desk,, pplleas

[melljam]

oh my god, gun canonically favors attractive people working under him?? (chapter 270)

okaaay fine i hate logan too but thats because he’s a nasty bully!!! and because of what happened with zoe

but guns reason here is literally “he’s too ugly … he may be strong, but …. he’s just … so ugly …”

and uhmm …. what exactly it is that he is doing to “make use” of attractive faces … o_O

wait oh my god,, no wonder all of the crewheads are drop-dead gorgeous, he judges them based on their looks too

so you can fight? great. but are you hot ….? hrmm

eli being his favorite and him also having the most in-universe pretty privilege is no coincidence!!!

not surprising at all that he absolutely adores second body daniel. in addition to him being the only one who actually stands a chance against him besides goo, he’s hot! in that body, he is quite literally “perfect”

so this probably isnt the case but it would be so funny if another one of the reasons he gave samuel a second chance was simply because he’s handsome. like could you imagine …

ugh stupid loser with an inferiority complex … but he’s so good at business … and more importantly, he is just sooo stylish

ermm lookism never deviated from the theme about society judging peoples inherent value based on their physical appearance …!!!.!.!

gun was the worst lookist all along …!.!! maybe the true lookism was the successors he recruited along the way haha

[kindred-spirit-93]

cassandra & clytemnestra

class doodles <3

cassandra: super proud of how she turned out!! i love noses so much and ive managed to give her a really glorious one today. she got a few compliments too hehe

clytemnestra: idk how well ive managed to depict it lol but cly is both mourning iphigenia and planning out her vengeance. its going to be a long 10 years but she will have her killers blood.

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i still have a long way to go till i finish the iliad so i dont know everyones story yet, i do know however that cly like many before and after her arent often portrayed with the complexities that make them them, that make them human, but instead as paragons or pariahs. and i think theres lots to be said on the matter, but i dont want to get ahead of myself lol. anyway enjoy :D

[notcryingtoday]

guys, he got that cookie.

(the end of a saga)

[willyhoos]

Q: WHAT TOPS THE FOOD CHAIN? A: HUMANS

[burningfunobject]

I CAN NOT BELIEVE I TRUSTED JAYCE. JAYCE I WANTED TO BELIEVE IN YOU

What the actual fuck

Viktor was the most content hes ever been, the healthiest he's even been and you SHOOT HIM IN THE FYCKING CHEST

How. HOW does jinx have better impulse control than jayce this season????

I cant wait a week

I can't do this

[vaguely-concerned]

more for the garashir fairytale grab bag AU I am never going to actually write: garak knows exactly what would break his curse from the start, he just never tells anyone for the longest time b/c he's so sure it could never happen

(it's asking forgiveness, of course. he thinks it's tain's forgiveness he needs, and tain is fucking dead and knew he would be by the time garak woke up so it seems the perfect unbreakable parting fuck-you revenge curse. and garak would expect nothing less from his father than that, so he's resigned to dwindling away painfully. enter julian bashir and his fierce force-of-nature compassion (and also secret illicit immense magical powers) with a steel chair!!! to go 'OH YEAH??? we'll see about that', as you might expect. oh. OH necromancer-ish julian calling tain's ghost up to ask him about what the hell he did and how to undo it, ala his gambit to go see him the wire? and the knowledge he gains from that is what confirms garak's suspicions as to what is Up with this handsome young healer mage because it could be known only by those long dead. cue east of the sun west of the moon part of the narrative once julian understands his game is up and runs away??

anyway getting some true love's kissing in by the end of it all is just a nice bonus it's not needed like strictly magically for either of their situations lol)