#cassandra iliad
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RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.
RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.
RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.
RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.
RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.
RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.
RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.
RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.
RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.
RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.
RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.
#sunny speaks#greek mythology#the iliad#the odyssey#odysseus#diomedes#patroclus#achilles#agamemnon#Nestor#cassandra iliad#Hector#paris iliad#Helen Iliad
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Listening to both Taylor Swift’s Cassandra and Florence Welch’s Cassandra and feeling equally betrayed by the gods with both of them
#Cassandra Iliad#Cassandra#princess cassandra#Taylor swift#florence and the machine#florence welch#dance fever#tpd anthology#the anthology
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#If you vote for Agamemnon I hate you#the iliad#homer's iliad#odysseus#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#hector#paris#helen of troy#helen of sparta#agamemnon#princess cassandra#Cassandra Iliad#briseis
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Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?
#I FINALLY FINISHED ITTTT#greek mythology#the iliad#iliad#tagamemnon#the hand placements are very intentional#apollo’s hands over hector’s throat bcs that’s where he was… yk#killed#Aphrodite cradling paris’ face a face known for it’s beauty and hand over his heart the poor thing that got him into this mess#and Apollo over Cassandra’s eye and mouth bcs while she was able to see the future#no one would ever believe the prophecies told from her mouth#hector of troy#hektor#hektor of troy#kassandra of troy#cassandra of troy#kassandra#paris of troy#yeah I don’t think I can just tag paris lol#apollo#aphrodite#deadbaguettesart#artist on tumblr#click for better quality#oh my god please do that
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promise I will stop posting about the Oresteia soon but here is Cassandra
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Cassandra...
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Have I earned no protection
Goddess heed my supplication
All I get for my faith
Is his fate in the sea
Her retrospective revenge will do nothing to protect me
#cassandra greek mythology#cassandra of troy#greek myth#the trojan war#trojan war#the iliad#artists on tumblr#my art#my posts
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Imagine you have a lot of young siblings and Now there are thunder and lightning so they can't sleep, jump into your bed and scream 'Hector Hector'
some sketch in February, I love Trojan family.☺️❤️
#the iliad#trojan war#iliad#greek mythology#troy#tagamemnon#hector of troy#cassandra of troy#helenus#helenus of troy#cassandra#polyxena#troilus#sorry pairs But you are old enough to sleep alone#And we know he will jump into his elder brother's bed in the midnight
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Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator
⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415
Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!
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💪 bestofgreeks
hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it
#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war
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🪢 ilovemywife
I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me
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🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??
🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
I get it
#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME
🗡️ agamemnon
yes?
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
SOMEBODY ELSE
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👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory
Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?
#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together
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🏹 paris-not-the-city
Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy
No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one
#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences
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✨ queen-clytemnestra
im going to kill my husband. with an axe
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#Idk#Take of this as you will#It’s a really under appreciated part of the trojan war#But I love it#mostly for diomedes my favorite guy#But the others too#Iphigenia#achilles#odysseus#diomedes#cassandra#agamemnon#paris of troy#clytemnestra#greek mythology#the Iliad#sort of#thd odyssey#Even less so#P-14f#dashboard simulator#Omg stop I forgot to tag#helen of sparta
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Helenus and Cassandra
#their sibling beef must be insane like theres no one else like them#thinking about things that Hector Paris Helenus and Cassandra were doing in the face of impending doom#thinking about how Helenus outlived all his siblings and presumably died of old age#yo they're just like my Hongkonger angst#sorry im so offline recently my mental is not very good ;w;#Cassandra#Helenus#the iliad#trojan war#greek mythology#alidraw#alibonbonn
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sketches for today!
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"Sunny!" you cry, "Why did you draw the entire Trojan royal family from oldest to youngest in two days? That seems wildly unhealthy!"
"hurghhhhhhhh" I reply.
Anyways here's the full family portrait
(Only four of these people survive the Trojan war btw :D)
#greek mythology#trojan war#iliad#apollart#I'm just gonna tag the people that people know#priam#hecuba#paris iliad#hector#cassandra iliad#helenus#troilus#Also it is true that Hecuba and Priam had 19 kids together (+ Troilus who's Apollo's kid whoops) But not all 19 kids had names#so I stole the names of Priam's other kids for fuznies lol#anyways this was fun I had fun#still going insane over Paris btw might post something silly about that tmrw#Preview: Paris and Apollo are parallels actually but also if they met in modern day they would ruin each others lives#(and the worst part is they would do it out of a genuine wish to become close)#That probably makes no sense but IT WILL TOMORROW IMMA WRITE LIKE 3000 WORDS JUST WATCH ME#Me: I'm writing a Paris essay tmrw /threat
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Random doodles
Left to right/ top to bottom:
Agamemnon, Menelaus (by the event of Iliad), Odysseus, Achilles, Paris, Andromache, Cassandra, Penelope, Hector, Diomedes and insane, probably having rabies Achilles again
#the iliad#diomedes#homer iliad#doodle#greek mythology#tagamemnon#pencil doodles#sketch#agamemnon#menelaus#odysseus#hector of troy#andromache of troy#paris of troy#penelope of ithaca#penelope#achilles#cassandra of troy#omg taggss
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Apollo: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Cassandra: Wow. She sounds stupid. Apollo: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense. Cassandra: Maybe you need to be more specific. Like,I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" Apollo: I guess you're right. Hey Cassandra, I love you. Cassandra: See! Just say that to her! Apollo: Holy fucking shit. Cassandra: If that flies over her head then, sorry dude, but she's too dumb for you. Apollo: Cas.
#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#greek heroes#incorrect greek heroes#incorrect greek gods#incorrect greek quotes#incorrect quotes#iliad#incorrect iliad#apollo#cassandra of troy#apollo x cassandra
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all the characters from ancient greek texts being in the underworld together is so funny to me. achilles and medea get married and they’re going to kill hades together. tiresias and cassandra become best prophet buddies and rant to eachother daily. every few months someone is like “remember that guy bellephoron?” and then they go right back to forgetting him. in the background paris is always getting chased (tom and jerry style) by hector and helen (they are going to double kill him) and everyone’s stopped questioning it. wildest crossover
#medea#achilles#hector of troy#paris of troy#tiresias#cassandra of troy#bellephoron#tagamemnon#the iliad#the odyssey#the epic cycle
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can I see a Cassandra sketch even if it's Judy a stick figure ty 😋😋
My crazy gal you deserved better
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