#cassandra iliad
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
literallyjusttoa · 6 months ago
Text
RIP Odysseus you would have loved long distance calls.
RIP Diomedes you would have loved Call of Duty voice chats.
RIP Patroclus you would have loved winning every high school popularity contest.
RIP Achilles you would have loved Alpha male TikToks.
RIP Agamemnon you would have loved being an asshole CEO.
RIP Nestor you would have loved toddler leashes.
RIP Cassandra you would have loved being able to sue people for the damages they caused you.
RIP Hector you would have loved the Kentucky Derby.
RIP Paris you would have loved doxxing people anonymously.
RIP Helen you would have loved women getting to have rights.
RIP Troy you would have loved fire extinguishers.
2K notes · View notes
riddlemefuckingthis · 6 months ago
Text
Listening to both Taylor Swift’s Cassandra and Florence Welch’s Cassandra and feeling equally betrayed by the gods with both of them
15 notes · View notes
aroacehippolytus · 2 years ago
Text
43 notes · View notes
deadbaguette · 2 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
Dear children of Priam, were you doomed all along?
3K notes · View notes
copycatvagabond · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
promise I will stop posting about the Oresteia soon but here is Cassandra
2K notes · View notes
kyleesarthell · 15 days ago
Text
Cassandra...
Tumblr media
587 notes · View notes
1000cavalry · 9 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Have I earned no protection
Goddess heed my supplication
All I get for my faith
Is his fate in the sea
Her retrospective revenge will do nothing to protect me
429 notes · View notes
ala-chrisgoods · 29 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Imagine you have a lot of young siblings and Now there are thunder and lightning so they can't sleep, jump into your bed and scream 'Hector Hector'
some sketch in February, I love Trojan family.☺️❤️
447 notes · View notes
thelesbianthespianposts · 4 months ago
Text
Pre-Iliad Dashboard simulator
Tumblr media
⬜️ iphy-the-princess-deactivated12990415
Eeeee!!! Guess who’s getting married to swift-footed Achilles??!!!
34 notes
Tumblr media
💪 bestofgreeks
hurts being the only competent Greek warrior but someone’s gotta do it
#aristos achaeon #suck it agamemnon #im so hot #trojan war
3207 notes
Tumblr media
🪢 ilovemywife
I’m so strong for putting up with the other kings of Greece. #Except my bestie o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes the only real one #if I have to hear agamemnon refuse to acknowledge the gods’ help one more time #he has so much hubris #could never be me
22 notes
Tumblr media
🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
why do people find Odysseus charming? He’s literally just lying about everything??
🖕o-my-gods-just-let-me-die-omedes
I get it
#i would legit die for him #hes the best of all of us ok?? 245 notes
Tumblr media
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
PLEASE SOMEONE LISTEN TO ME
🗡️ agamemnon
yes?
👁️ pleaseimaprophetiswear
SOMEBODY ELSE
2 notes
Tumblr media
👑 prettiest-girl-ever-derogatory
Day 57 in Troy: living my best life, my new “husband” was away today thank the Gods. I heard there’s going to be a war over me. Love the sentiment but it’s a little much y’know?
#my husband is so nice but he’s so dramatic #hes pooled together all the armies in Greece to come together #no hector hate in the reblogs ok? #hes actually pretty ok #we make fun of paris together
12.980 notes
Tumblr media
🏹 paris-not-the-city
Ok poll to prove I’m not crazy
No nuance option bc I wasn’t given one
#not my fault #its clearly aphrodite #olympian gods #i didn’t know kidnapping the queen of sparta would have consequences
34.672 notes
Tumblr media
✨ queen-clytemnestra
im going to kill my husband. with an axe
109.376 notes
Tumblr media
760 notes · View notes
alibonbonn · 11 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
Helenus and Cassandra
1K notes · View notes
wolfythewitch · 2 years ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
sketches for today!
4K notes · View notes
literallyjusttoa · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
"Sunny!" you cry, "Why did you draw the entire Trojan royal family from oldest to youngest in two days? That seems wildly unhealthy!"
"hurghhhhhhhh" I reply.
Anyways here's the full family portrait
Tumblr media
(Only four of these people survive the Trojan war btw :D)
725 notes · View notes
smokey07 · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
Random doodles
Left to right/ top to bottom:
Agamemnon, Menelaus (by the event of Iliad), Odysseus, Achilles, Paris, Andromache, Cassandra, Penelope, Hector, Diomedes and insane, probably having rabies Achilles again
324 notes · View notes
incorrecthomer · 4 months ago
Text
Apollo: I've been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response. Cassandra: Wow. She sounds stupid. Apollo: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense. Cassandra: Maybe you need to be more specific. Like,I don't know... "Hey! I love you!" Apollo: I guess you're right. Hey Cassandra, I love you. Cassandra: See! Just say that to her! Apollo: Holy fucking shit. Cassandra: If that flies over her head then, sorry dude, but she's too dumb for you. Apollo: Cas.
276 notes · View notes
therivercocytus · 9 months ago
Text
all the characters from ancient greek texts being in the underworld together is so funny to me. achilles and medea get married and they’re going to kill hades together. tiresias and cassandra become best prophet buddies and rant to eachother daily. every few months someone is like “remember that guy bellephoron?” and then they go right back to forgetting him. in the background paris is always getting chased (tom and jerry style) by hector and helen (they are going to double kill him) and everyone’s stopped questioning it. wildest crossover
445 notes · View notes
justvea18 · 3 months ago
Note
can I see a Cassandra sketch even if it's Judy a stick figure ty 😋😋
Tumblr media
My crazy gal you deserved better
297 notes · View notes