#lois

[mamawasatesttube]

you know the plotline in funeral for a friend where lois breaks into cadmus after finding out they stole clark's body, and she's pissed and grieving and so angry that they'd desecrate him in death?

i keep thinking idly about like. some au where in that process, she not only found clark's body strapped onto a lab table and hooked up to computers for all sorts of analysis, but also... she found the results of that research.

like. she's not thinking about secret identities or how to explain her sudden acquisition of a little guy. she just saw a little guy with clark's face in a tube, after being furious beyond measure about the theft and desecration of clark's body. she wasn't thinking about next steps. she just lost her shit and acted. only stopped to think about it later...

... i.e., lois phoning up ma and pa like haha. remember how we were just talking about how ill never get to marry clark and you'll never have grandkids and all that? um. well. there may have been. a development. WHAT? no!!! im not pregnant!! it's. uhhhhh it's. a lot more complicated than that?

ma on the phone: what do you mean? can you start at the beginning, dear?

lois, panicking: What Do You Do With A Child. Teenager. Person. Guy.

anyway here's how conner lane can still win,

[vincentkeehl]

There no rules — you can pretty much do anything you want

[textsfromsuperheroes]

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[ribombeee]

never forget

[sc098321]

Lois Lane's design is so cute!!! I haven't watched the show yet, but hopefully will soon

Also started a 30 days drawing challenge, hopefully will finish this one (i'm not sure because i do not like challenges neither do i like uploading on any social media)

[current-mcr-news]

frankieromustdie: whoever said you shouldn’t have a favorite never met Lois.

my grrrl is the best grrrl

#SuchALois

[April 22, 2024]

[wandirge]

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[estefanyailen]

“Si hacen lo correcto; todas las cosas salen muy bien”.

— Lois Wilkerson - Malcolm in the Middle. (2000). (T1; E9).

[anton-constantin]

is it worth even posting here, idk anymore.

[almacambiondaughterofsaleos]

Stolas And Lois Are Just Cut From the Same Cloth

Man, I just realized how much Stolas and Lois are similar to each other. They are entitled, narcisstic assholes who come from money who neglect/abuse their kids, constantly cheat on their spouse, and have buyer's remorse about choosing a lower class life with their lover. And they also refuse to admit they are bad people and constantly get offended over being rightfully criticized. They also expect rewards for basic decency even when they don't' even do the bare minimum. While the narrative actually knows she's a bad person, the narrative gives Stolas the babied treatment and pretends he's a sweet guy who is just misunderstood by the world.

[mamawasatesttube]

"tim is just like bruce" "tim is a mini batman" listen to me. fuck that. tim literally says he is not like batman and he does not want to be like batman. multiple times! throw that shit right out. do you wanna know who tim is a mini-me of?

listen to me. grips you by the shoulders. listen.

tim could be the second coming of lois lane.

they both have this incredibly nosy streak and an inability to stay out of situations if they think they can improve them. they are both fuelled by the need to do what is right and if no one else is gonna do it then by god they will.

"i care so much that i have to do something about it" is a fundamental tim and lois trait. "a locked door just means you have something to hide and i will find it" is also a fundamental tim and lois trait.

they are so similar. i NEED lois to get her hands on tim. i need them to get into hijinks and shenanigans together and i need clark and kon to look at each other and go "jesus christ there's TWO of them now?" as they hurry to go put out a fire. i need lois to hone and refine tim's hubristic streak and i need tim to enable her nosy snooping tendencies. tim & lois could be something beautiful. does anyone hear me. hi for the love of god hello is anyone listening

[jokin-around]

reasons not to wear your hero costume under your work clothes 👔💀

[spencer-todd]

Keeping up with the Waynes

Me: Yes!

Duke: What's up?

Me: Superman liked my post!

Duke: Really? That's so cool!

Me: I know! I mean, he does all the time, but it's always so cool and it makes my day.

Duke: ...I like your posts all the time.

Me: And that's really cool, but c'mon, it's Superman.

Duke: Yeah, that makes sense.

Me: Wanna get sushi?

Duke: Bruce is literally meeting with Aquaman, right there. *Camera pans from kitchen island to kitchen table where Bruce Wayne and Arthur Curry are glaring daggers at Spencer*

Me: *smiles*

Bruce: *Grunt*

@offical-absolute-supes

[loiswasadevil]

💚🤍🤎Peter Griffin Kin Call💚🤍🤎

Hi Peter! I've been trying to find you in this universe!

I'm💙🧡Lois Griffin💙🧡 kin with Canon Memories! My Kin Memories are fully canon and i've had kin Memories since my early childhood. Please DM me if you're Peter Kin with Canon Memories as well!

[birdiedoesdc]

oh nothing to see here. just lois lane implying she would have fully chewed through wires to follow a case