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What’s your favorite interpretation of Thomas Wayne? As of now, mine is ‘parent who threatens you relentlessly but would snap if something actually happened to you’
Thomas sometimes takes Bruce to the hospital because A.) Alfred needs a break, and B.) he needs a little intern to fetch him things.
Except Bruce just keeps making grabby hands at all the scalpels and surture scissors. “Bruce, put that shit back down or I’ll knock the white off your teeth, sit down!”
Bruce doesn’t. Thomas doesn’t do shit, naturally.
“See?! See what I have to fucking deal with, Leslie?!”
“He tripped, by the way. “
She’s never seen Thomas run so fast since the night he met Martha, chasing down her car so he could propose to her.
#idk man I love mean dad Thomas#ruffles your hair loves you to death represses his joy at your accomplishment so you’ll always try harder etc etc etc#Bruce: when I was little my dad threatened to switch my liver for my lungs if I didn’t go to bed on time#dick: Bruce that’s horrible D: grandpa Thomas was mean?#Bruce: no? I never went to sleep to see if he’d do it.#bruce wayne#thomas wayne#the waynes#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post
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chilchuck spends the entirety of his daughters' visit hovering suspiciously between them and a certain dwarf. when it's time for the girls to go home and no proposals have been made, he breathes a sigh of relief — awkward coworker x family member romance route narrowly avoided!
a couple weeks later meijack shows back up unannounced, backpack laden with tools and thigh-high boots looking uncharacteristically spiffy. bewildered and betrayed, chilchuck rounds on a clueless senshi, only freezing mid-swear when meijack interrupts to ask after namari's whereabouts.
the last thing he remembers thinking is, "shit, i forgot about the other dwarf!" before promptly blacking out.
#dungeon meshi#jumping on the 'putting this man in situations' bandwagon#chilchuck tims#meijack chils#namari#will meijack be luckier in love than her father?#this idea came to me like a bolt out of the blue#unfortunately meijack is not namari's type but we'll work with what we have!#rip chilchuck's liver#he can't even go out w his usual drinking buddy bc drinking buddy in question is now the object of his daughter's affections#is namari even aware of what's happening lmao#don't take this too seriously lol#meijack can have a little crush as a treat#calemonsito notes
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do NOT separate them....
#giggle EVERY time i wear catra on the thumb and she ra on the finger like yeah man. thats their height difference exactly 😭😭#okay tag dump incoming cover your ears#she ra#spop#catradora#diy jewellery#rings#jewellery#she ra and the princesses of power#ykw i think thatll do it 👍🏻 my gay little project can be called complete#<said no one everrrrr. ive got liver of sulphur so i might do catras mask slits and dye them with that. if i dont remake it entirely (quite#likely. i shldve used much thicker copper it is so fragile)#COPPER AND BRASS MEDIUM FOR ANYONE WHO CARES. PLUS THE DIRT CHEAPEST RED NAIL POLISH I CLD FIND#txtpost or whatever#my stuff#okay thisll do for now i can always come back and edit tags goodbye i love you say it back!
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In my experience a lot of the shit trans men get from within the queer community comes down to ignoring half of our identity in favor of the other half
Either were men and therefore are basically the same as cis men
Or were trans so they'll use gender neutral/ inclusive language while still reducing us to our sex assigned at birth
#transgender#trans#trans man#transandrophobia#trans men#hopefully this makes sense on its own#but heres some examples also#on the ignoring trans part there's the whole trans men have unconditional male privilege thing#and on the other side theres the whole trans men are safe because they're not *really* men#or like#i have a friend who would never call me a woman but will claim every problem i have is related to my uterus#like i was having liver problems and she was like 'yeah our uterus' always trying to kill us right'#like darling i have no idea what that has to do with my liver but you do you#op
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Oh my fucking god i just watched the episode „Wilson“ for the first time and holy fuck this is my new favourite episode ever. I could watch an entire show about Wilson being his silly little self im not even kidding.
Just,,, imagine a show about our over-caring oncologist just doing his job, (and doing it incredibly might i add,) with this random crazy-ass best friend somwhere in the background. I could watch a hundred and ten seasons of it I‘m not even kidding. That fucked up crazy little oncologist right there? That’s my babygirl. That’s my pookie. That is my kin. Give him the world pls and thank you
Like I feel like we as a fandom gloss over the fact how great Wilson really is at his job. My man realised a patient got a brain tumor because he didn’t want to talk about his grandkids. Like??? All the while being extremely focused on a different case of his, and handling all his other ones as well.
House always makes fun of him for it, but he really is an amazing doctor, all the while being such a calm and comforting presence… no wonder all his patients love him!!
He’s like a big walking-talking teddy bear handing out cancer diagnoses!
#james wilson#house md#house md wilson#house md season 6#malpractice md#i love that man so much#he just… gave away a part of his liver#bc he felt bad for a guy#HE WASNT EVEN A GOOD GUY#HE WAS KINDOF AN ASS#wilson my beloved#hes so silly#so goofy#so amazing#akdnaksjsksksod
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Vincent Price.... lily-livered? Please.
Journey Into Fear (1975)
#vincent price#journey into fear#crime drama#vinny p#i have a hard time believing vincent is lily-livered#just saying#such a sexy man#so sexy#id let him do anything to me#im just saying...#bicon#bisexual#he makes me feel things#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gif set#gifs
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Ippo's legendary ko sparring streak when he was training for Lollapallooza
#hajime no ippo#hni#ch 245#aoki is god's bravest soldier#ippo be like “tee hee kyaaa" *destroys your liver and jaw*#4 of these guys were in higher classes. one of them even being 4 classes above#this man was on a MISSION
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Omg your instagram story is so right! I can’t believe I’ve never even noticed that, probably because in fanon keith and shiro are so close that I’d forgotten that isn’t canon :0
Deserves this awesome quote which I had to dig out of my sideblog reblogs
#for context - i was complaining how under-served we were to listen how much shiro did for keith and how amazing their relationship is#and then were forced to watch him just recruit him for school and be a decent teacher#like any teacher should#i mean....#any.#like he was just showing basic decency for not throwing Keith away for bad behavior#keith acted as if that man hung the moon#as if he was reliable... took a few punches that were meant for Keith ....risked something for him#wanted to give up his liver or something#gave up his last food in the apocalypse to feed him i dont fucking know#Keith acted as if that guy literally saved his life and we got scenes where Shiro is emotionally manipulating him to stay in school#or to become a leader#never really asking how he feels about it or if he needs help#i thought twice before saying Keith attached to a pile of shit because it was warm#but not thrice#i've re-watched season 1 of Arcane and was so mad about it i couldn't hold it in djdjdjd#i do think they could have a good relationship but what we were /shown/ was just not it too many plot holes to fill#love that the fandom can fill the discrepancies and rewrite those relationships though#and also i was really glad people answered to that story agreeing#i was feeling weird reading all those 'keith and shiro are my fav relationship in the show'#...lance was more warm to the mice than Shiro to Keith '#i feel like it owuld make more sense to me if keith did all of this WHILE being pissed at Shiro for leaving him#or if we saw he finds him unreliable - Shiro was only useful to him as long as Keith followed his rules too#Vander doing all he did for his daughters that shit was unconditional fucking love#vi and jinx never being able to off one another had more raw pure love than that#you know what i mean??? sorry im doing it again.... end of ramble#mezzy out 💀
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Slay the princess is so fucking cool I’m so upset it took me forever to actually watch playthroughs of it, like I have seen stuff of it like so many times but never watched it.
My fav voices got to be paranoid, cheated, contrarian, hero, and smitten
Then my fav routes are nightmare, razor, and damsel 😼
Then at the bottom there are Dogday doodles
I want to make a au of Dogday and cartoon Dogday 😼😼 also these are doodles so I did not put effort into them
#slay the princess#slay the princess fanart#idk man#dogday#dogday fanart#doodles#art doodles#HEART. LUNGS. LIVER. NERVES.
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Conversation I listened to at shul earlier:
Person A: I asked my doctor about this spot I had on my skin and he said it was a liver spot and that I will just be a spotty old man-
Person B: Wait... You said you'll be an old man. You will be an old man, you'll live that long
Ouuugh, my heart....
#jumblr#jewish positivity#personal thoughts tag#it's not necessarily translatable through text but it was such a life-affirming 'you WILL live that long' way#i need to learn to do that more. i feel called out by him#i didn't eavesdrop on the conversation because that implies i'm secretly listening to the conversation though LOL#it's accepted that i listen to people's conversations at shul when they aren't private obviously#i love to bounce around a bit to hear what people talk about. i usually don't like talking - i have vocal chord damage so it hurts#to live long enough to be a liver spotted old man..........
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whenever I'm reading a fit pov fic that describes pac as pretty or cute I'm just like. he would not fucking say that. he'd literally never even think that
#screams from the rooftops: qFit is a strong dangerous masculine man who finds other strong dangerous masculine men attractive#his ass would not look at his boyfriend and think “oh so cute pretty beautiful little tiny baby man” . that's just what You think of qPac#just because you think something doesn't mean the character that you're writing does#qFit would probably eat his own liver before referring to qPac as “”pretty“” or “”cute“”#qsmp#fitmc#fitpac
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We ain't ever gonna recover from this Miguel concept art...
(@cteec on insta)
#across the spider verse#spiderman across the spiderverse#miguel o'hara#spiderman 2099#concept art#Miguel O'hara Concept Art#pls he has bunny slippers!#shoutout to spider-people wearing clothes over their spider suits gotta be one of our favorite genders#man we'd have given our liver for this to have been in the movie#would have been amazing#the way our writer brain going wild over this#mans looks so tired#get him his coffee#and a nap
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Hi!! I don't know if you remember me, but I'm the person you explained the Castalia thing to a few days ago. I've been following you for a while now, but I just managed to go through your blog well and proper, and I'm here to express both my gratitude for the amount of info and links you've shared (I did NOT know about the hepatoscopy and haruspicy, and I'm about to go down a lengthy rabbit hole) and my horror at once again being given a new hyperfixation (I didn't imagine wanting to read about liver-divination help).
Also, also, are you the author of Exeunt Phoebus Apollo on AO3 because that was the fic that sent me on this greek mythology spree, and it's so good I got obsessed with Apollo, and he's everywhere around me now. Thank you for writing it!
AAAAAA THIS IS SO SWEET?? THANK YOU!! I do remember you and hey man, I'm always happy to help <33
I'm so glad to recruit someone else to my hepatoscopy group because it is a long and storied tradition with many many different types of study and schools of thought dating all the way back to the Sumerians! It's an extremely underrated bit of study when it comes to sketching portraits of divination and prophecy when it comes to adaptations of imaginings of greek myth works - similar to bird augury (which was such a widespread skill that most people had some level of understanding of the basics of what the omens of common birds meant the way people now can look at the clouds over head and know if it'll rain and when approximately that rain'll happen).
It's a great and common misunderstanding that things like prophecy and magic were these fantastic elements that had no tangible features to their practices and while there's nothing wrong with interpreting things as more fantastical for the sake of coolness or aesthetic, I personally think these elements are interesting enough to be worth looking into and portraying!
Also yes, I did write Exeunt 😳I'm very very honoured that you enjoyed my work so much and I'm even more grateful that it could let you see the Apollo in everything 💖 Thank you for reading it!!
#ginger answers asks#HAPPY HARUSPICING!!#Idk man this stuff is just super interesting#I know the Argonauts aren't a very popular tale (for some reason)#But Medea's works of magic are also some of the clearest we get to see descriptions of in text#And part of why the morality of Medea is something that's so widely debated even now is because of what her magic entailed#I personally love stuff like that#Communing with the gods in greek myth always necessitates some kind of sacrifice#The link must literally be made in blood and when mistakes are made or ceremony is ignored#those prices are also paid in blood#now to modern sensibilities it seems cruel or unusual#but many religions in antiquity worked on these bases and the spilling of blood meant more than violence or death or ill omen#There were so many other nuances to it in terms of honour in death or divine death etc etc#One can be very cynical and say 'oh well it doesn't matter they were still killing things and there's nothing cool about that'#And to that I say buddy you're in the wrong hobby#If you can only perceive the spilling of blood whether human or animal as gross/murder/etc etc then you REALLY shouldn't be consuming#pagan culture and tradition LMFAO#Apollo was like#The Butcher God#There's no point is erasing half of his identity to make him some sterile always nice positive good god#He was a hunter a butcher blood stained a sacrificer#Of course blood would be but a language to him#Anyway all of that is to say hepatoscopy is cool and there's a ton of reading to do about it#Fly free my liver brethren!! Fly free!!!!
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RIP Eugene Tooms, you would've made a great avatar of The Flesh
#the man stretches his body like putty and eats human livers only to cocoon himself in newspaper and goop for 30 years#what more do i need to say??#eugene tooms#the x files#the flesh#the magnus archives#tma#tma podcast
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I love me some villains, not morally a gray, traumatized, sexy sex sex man #74, no, I want someone who will actively eat my liver and blow up a zen garden, is that too much to ask?
#villains#morally grey characters#gothic literature#literature#lit#booklr#bookblr#books and reading#I need me a man who will eat my liver#lesbian#morally gay
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if we're talking about our favourite conflicting pieces of canon lore, mine is the changing attetude towards time travel
sometimes they're like "we absolutely can not under any circumstances let your past self see you, it would create a paradox! it would destroy your mind!"
and other times they talk to their past selves like "lol wait till you learn about the horrible thing that's happened to you" and just fuck off without caring about the ominous spae they just dropped
#whenever it's the former it's hilarious to me. yeah righ#like you guys haven't seen a hundred versions of yourselves already#red dwarf#as if Lister's whole life wasn't a paradox. the man could've just asked for his liver#he would've been chill about it
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