#dick: Bruce that’s horrible D: grandpa Thomas was mean?
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What’s your favorite interpretation of Thomas Wayne? As of now, mine is ‘parent who threatens you relentlessly but would snap if something actually happened to you’
Thomas sometimes takes Bruce to the hospital because A.) Alfred needs a break, and B.) he needs a little intern to fetch him things.
Except Bruce just keeps making grabby hands at all the scalpels and surture scissors. “Bruce, put that shit back down or I’ll knock the white off your teeth, sit down!”
Bruce doesn’t. Thomas doesn’t do shit, naturally.
“See?! See what I have to fucking deal with, Leslie?!”
“He tripped, by the way. “
She’s never seen Thomas run so fast since the night he met Martha, chasing down her car so he could propose to her.
#idk man I love mean dad Thomas#ruffles your hair loves you to death represses his joy at your accomplishment so you’ll always try harder etc etc etc#Bruce: when I was little my dad threatened to switch my liver for my lungs if I didn’t go to bed on time#dick: Bruce that’s horrible D: grandpa Thomas was mean?#Bruce: no? I never went to sleep to see if he’d do it.#bruce wayne#thomas wayne#the waynes#dc#dc comics#text#batman#text post
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What’s your favorite interpretation of Thomas Wayne? As of now, mine is ‘parent who threatens you relentlessly but would snap if something actually happened to you’
Thomas sometimes takes Bruce to the hospital because A.) Alfred needs a break, and B.) he needs a little intern to fetch him things.
Except Bruce just keeps making grabby hands at all the scalpels and surture scissors. “Bruce, put that shit back down or I’ll knock the white off your teeth, sit down!”
Bruce doesn’t. Thomas doesn’t do shit, naturally.
“See?! See what I have to fucking deal with, Leslie?!”
“He tripped, by the way. “
She’s never seen Thomas run so fast since the night he met Martha, chasing down her car so he could propose to her.
#idk man I love mean dad Thomas#ruffles your hair loves you to death represses his joy at your accomplishment so you’ll always try harder etc etc etc#Bruce: when I was little my dad threatened to switch my liver for my lungs if I didn’t go to bed on time#dick: Bruce that’s horrible D: grandpa Thomas was mean?#Bruce: no? I never went to sleep to see if he’d do it.#bruce wayne#thomas wayne#the waynes#batman#dc#oc ideas#batman headcanon
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