#live Christ today

[larrylimericks]

24Feb22

In Minnie, Lou took the stage early; Black polo, slim jeans—Lord, have mercy. Sure, it’s great to have sex, But did you see his biceps? How do you survive at all, Curly?

[naamahdarling]

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[missingn000]

[chussyracing]

For the cards against humanity can we have a black card of “if you no longer go for a gap that exists, you’re no longer... BLANK”

sure we can! actually we need more black cards because we spent almost 5 hours playing and the black cards started repeating themselves towards the end. thank u anon <3

if u have ideas for f1 cards against humanity, send them in pls

[brinnanza]

on the one hand I only want make things with my hands and write songs for the simple pleasure of creation but on the other hand I don't have any money and I therefore must shake my cup of change with every thing I say or do or make on the internet

[naturalhygiene]

Christ has no hands but our hands To do His work Today. He has no feet but our feet To lead men in His way, He has no tongue but our tongues To tell men how He died He has no help but our help To bring them to His side.

[official-lucifers-child]

the four popular girls giving someone dirty looks bc she’s fat, can’t wait to be aggressively nice to her so they leave her alone

[mymp3]

some people are so fucking weird, fucking christ

[fireinmywoods]

Nothing quite compares to the lightning strike of existential despair that hits you when you’re editing an 18k+ story, do a quick check to make sure you’re not reusing a particular word too many times, and see this pop up.

[buscandoelparaiso]

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[shigarakitomura]

please for the love of god dont let abortion get banned in my state bc if i get pregnant and have to deal 24/7 with these little fucks im going to kill myself

[foreignobjecticus]

I spent like... all day on the back of the bike. Dad got me my first own proper fitted jacket and gloves, which feels 60,000 more secure than the big jackets I always wear. Much safer. We have half a dozen helmets, so I just use the fullface one that fits. Glad I did the other night (giant bug in the face @ 110kmph lol).

Painted one of my bedroom walls this afternoon---do the rest and the second coats tomorrow. Finally painting over all the poetry I wrote on the walls when I was in highschool lolololol. I think there's a huge tree drawing behind the bookcase too, but haven't got there yet. Mum's painting the hallway too---she's going to paint around the random drawings I made in the wallpaper lolllll. This house design is whack and I fking love it.

[sofhtie]

cami and auberon. bangs my head against a wall

[goddesstonythetiger]

normally I’m against gatekeeping but I’m gatekeeping american politics. if you’re not an american, I really don’t give a fuck about what you think. every time there is a tragedy in america, I see so many terrible takes and jokes about what happened. if you cannot express your criticism without ridiculing those impacted, then keep your mouth shut. it’s that simple. go after the oppressive systems but remember to show empathy to the oppressed.

[theunemployedrogue]

The vet gave Pumpkin a couple shots and sent us on our way. She'd lost another 1/2 lb but he talked like she was ok. Idfk anymore. My cat has been chronically sick for over a year now and it seems like there is really nothing we can do bc the vet keeps saying it's related to that feline herpes virus she's had since before I ever met her. I have broken down sobbing more times than I can count now just looking at how thin she's become.

She still eats and plays and uses the litterbox but she is sick all the time now. I told the vet I felt I was neglecting her and he said I was doing everything I could but it makes me sick to my stomach seeing her like this. Legit want to hurt myself bc of what my shitty fucking life has done to my cat's health. I can't handle this on top of cleaning up human blood and throwing my back out and taking on the jobs of 10 different people for my elderly grandma while trying and failing miserably to focus on a 40 hr work week, like I'm seriously not in a good place rn and I do not know what to do.

[devilsskettle]

my mom being like seems like you’re feeling better :) after less than a week of being on these new meds. they are not going to take effect for at least another 5 weeks. like sorry but the holiday spirit actually didn’t cure me. christmas magic is not going to make this go away lol. i am simply trying to not ruin everyone’s winter break by being too depressed for you to handle because all you do when i act mentally ill in a way that doesn’t elicit pity is get mad at me