ta-ether
ta-ether
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ta-ether · 7 hours ago
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I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive
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And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
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complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
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and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
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with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender
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But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
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it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
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ta-ether · 7 hours ago
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what the fuck why would anyone call it that
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ta-ether · 7 hours ago
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when you have a cat you can experience sensations! some of them are soft. some of them are painful. many of them are wet
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ta-ether · 7 hours ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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ta-ether · 4 days ago
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studying ancient history will have you thinking stuff like The 18th century was basically yesterday
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ta-ether · 4 days ago
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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ta-ether · 5 days ago
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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
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ta-ether · 11 days ago
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jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...
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ta-ether · 14 days ago
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my kink is more subversive and avant-garde than yours. your kink could be easily understood with a few googlé searches but mine requires lengthy knowledge of classical and modern literature. and it’s more taboo as well.
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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hey did you guys know when I first heard of hockey fanfiction, I thought it meant fans re-writing games how they wish they went
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ta-ether · 25 days ago
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when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.
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ta-ether · 28 days ago
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back in my day we lost flappy bird
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ta-ether · 28 days ago
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a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard
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