#terrible influence spoilers

[d3ardanielc0untm3in]

Sorry babe Dan and Phil stays ON during sex/j

This is hilarious (and Dan agrees!)

[yoosungchips]

This is a repost but omg I can’t believe they signed my art. They were incredibly kind and funny and the show was amazing!!! So happy I got to meet them with my internet friend too :)) 7 years strong and I can’t believe you still tolerate me lolol

[zackbyychocolate]

TIT Tysons…..you just had to be there

[masdane]

Phan, as brought to you by Dan and Phil's prop replacements at the Australian shows

[petermustdie]

hottogo is the gay version of ymca and the terrible influence dance is the really gay geeky nerdy loser version of hottogo

[phil-trash-07]

most startling part of the sister daniel section was how utterly different dan acts and speaks when hes her. completely different body language and tone and its so beautiful to watch as a gnc person

[sncrlynwtms]

dan howell did drag in front of my southern mother in atlanta, georgia, and her immediate reaction was to look at me, nod, and say in the most serious tone: "his legs look really good in that."

[rhetorical-conscience]

how am i meant to explain to someone what i did tonight?

was it a therapy session? a rave? a confessional, a drag show, a youtuber boxing match?

yes. yes, it was all of those things.

[everything-is-as-it-was]

SO MUCH TO SAY SO LITTLE TIME BUT WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN VEGAS:

There was a Vegas video! Here’s what I wrote in my notes app about it lol:

Vegas was really that it was simply boring, and they showed us the footage in which the first video Dan had his hand over the mic, they got cappuccinos, Phil won 20 dollars at the casino, they ordered alcoholic drinks and Phil said “mmm” when Dan asked how he liked his, and then they recorded 30 minutes worth of hibachi footage but the camera got knocked over and it was just a time lapse of the ceiling

[gayphiances]

it’s so over

[helpimsleepdeprived]

IS THIS A SIGN OF LIFE FOR "IT TAKES TWO"???????

please dan and phil, please dads, we need "It Takes Two: Part Two Electric Boogaloo"

(thanks to @/iwgttn on youtube for the video!)

[awesomeferret10]

Did Dan more likely say “doesn’t matter mate” rather than “doesn’t matter babe”? Yes of course.

Do I think it’s also very likely (and funnier) to imagine they have some sort of fucked up wager where every time Phil messes up that line in a new way that isn’t the way it’s scripted to be messed up Dan gets to call him an increasingly more obvious pet name to torture us?

Also yes.

I only have a sample size of two. But boy am I hoping for a third.

First honey, now babe, what’s next everyone? Place your bets.

[starphobe]

why does she look so demure here .... filled with all the patience and grace of our lord... perhaps .......

[pheroyyay]

please tell us everything about titLITE please 🙏

okay so. firstly picture the whole tit set in your mind. now replace the backdrop with a projector screen and literally everything else with cardboard boxes. the humble cardboard box really carried the show.

the dioramas were cardboard boxes with pictures of the actual dioramas glued inside them. and naturally dan's ken was a qui gon jinn doll with a lightsaber who SPOKE and phil was goku. they got distracted by this a lot.

the golden pig was a tiny gold koala moneybox.

they did have sister daniel and father philip outfits wahoo!

they did not have boxing outfits rip. but they had replacement colour coded stuff! the boxing ring was made out of stanchions (those things they use to direct queues).

the phlit/mailbox/silver preshow question box was a little koala backpack.

dan said 'thank GOD we're not in america anymore. i mean, we love them, but thank god' a lot. they also acknowledged and appreciated their rpf win status.

caps still seem to be unavailable from the merch stands! photo cards also sold out.

had the time of my life 10/10 would go again.

[pidglette]

new zealand loves CUM

[petermustdie]

also last night they brought up the fact that they are more shippable than jesus... 4 times....