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btw guys the reason dan and phil haven't uploaded is because they're busy being happy :/

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2027 twitter drama:

"Am I the only one who isn't subscribed to onlyphans? I feel like it's weird how much yall are sexualising gay men"

2027 Tumblr drama:

"They are not being gay enough with it you can clearly see it's for the female gaze. BE GAY FREAKS PLEASE, be free from the shackles of heteronormativity"

2027 Reddit drama

"We will not tolerate anymore posts about "OnlyPhans". This place is not here to speculate about Dan and Phil's relationship, sexual or otherwise. Any mention or sharing of the images will be met with a ban. This is a safe space for normal people who enjoy their content with no speculation."

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we got some quality Dan Faces™️ this video

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the impulsive thoughts won

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d: love how phil holds things as if he’s an alien

if by alien you mean princess babygirl

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this video's got EVERYTHING. dan vs phil, tabletop games, pj and sophie mention, phil leaning unnecessarily close to dan while he's trying to place magnets on the board, rock paper scissors for menial tasks, dan commenting on the phass, capital £ester, northern anecdote, One Thousand innuendos, all or nothing, dan biting things when he loses, and phil quadruple victory

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Phil said sometimes he would sleep in the second apartment and I just want to know what fuckass fights they were getting into that got Phil stinky enough to sleep in a different apartment.

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the queen of hearts

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hearing that Phil would take mice that got in their old apartment in 2012 and walk 15 MINUTES out to release them- is exactly what I expect from Phil and it's amazing.

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I AM NOT CALLING HIM THROBBING HOOD

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every day i think Dan's hair can't look any better and then the next i am proved wrong

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danandphilgames more like danandphilbeinghornyonmain

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Why am I the oppressor? I'm just good at Mario Kart.

-Daniel Howell

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New meme template, have fun!

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his magnet

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right.

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DAN AND PHIL THREEWAY

TABLE

THROWDOWN