#like. alex loved her SO fucking much
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Honestly, I love thinking about trans Alex Kralie so much, usually transfemme Alex because, like, look at that guy, especially in that one video where he was with Amy, "he" was She in that video I believe it with my whole soul.
But like, just thinking about Alex being closeted transfemme and in a big ol' polycule where she's the hinge partner between Amy and Jay, Tim and Brian (so Amy is Tim, Brian and Jay's metamour) like, just thinking about Alex coming out to Amy first, not because she thinks the boys wouldn't be accepting, or even that she thinks Amy would be more accepting than they would, just because to come out to any of the boys she'd then feel obligated to come out to all of them at the same time, she wouldn't want to tell one of them before the others, so she'd have to tell them all at once and that feels too big. So she just comes out to Amy first.
And that goes super well, and it's so much less scary than she thought it'd be. So she comes out to Amy and Amy starts offering to take her clothes shopping, or buy stuff for her if she doesn't feel comfy enough to buy her own stuff. She teaches Alex how to do her make up (and they definitely do that think like that one photo, with Amy sitting in Alex's lap to do her lipgloss for her and Alex has a huge sapphic crisis over it and gay panics for half an hour because holy shit her girlfriend is so fucking gorgeous and she's sitting on her and her face is so close to Alex's, and she's doing her lipgloss for her and oh my god Alex needs to kiss her and mess up that lipgloss immediately)
So it goes like that for a few months, with only Amy knowing, and Alex is slowly getting more and more comfy in herself. She knows how to do her own eyeliner and mascara, she knows how to use foundation and contour now, and she pretty much never leaves the house without nail polish any more because it just makes her feel so pretty, and if anyone asks she can say she's "just a guy who's not scared to wear nail polish, fuck off alright?"
But obviously, eventually she feels kinda ready to tell her other partners. Amy offers to go with her, and Alex agrees immediately because god she's so nervous, even though she knows it'll all go absolutely fine. Like, Tim is trans himself, of course it'll go fine, literally how could it not, Alex already knows all her boyfriends are totally fine with dating someone who's trans. But that obviously doesn't stop the nerves. So Amy picks her up a bit early and takes her out for a little cafe date to try and help her calm her nerves: "A coffee date without the coffee because it'll just make you even more nervous and jittery. You're getting hot chocolate and that's final."
So they have their little no coffee coffee date and head on to go meet up with the others, and Alex is so nervous, like, knee bouncing, fingers tapping, picking at the skin around her nails so that she doesn't pick off the nail polish that she put on the night before. And Amy just leans over and kisses her once they're parked up outside Brian and Tim's apartment, which is where they all agreed to meet because it's the biggest of everyone's places.
Amy and Alex knock on the door and Alex is panicking over the outfit she chose to wear, even though it's her favourite outfit and Amy constantly reminds her how utterly gorgeous and pretty and so hot she is in it (and out of it). Jay's the one who answers the door and he just kinda stares at Alex for a moment like, cartoon heart eyes floating off the ground drooling at the sight of a beautiful woman, because he's a total fucking loser and gorgeous women are his weakness (gorgeous men too, but right now all he can think is "holy fuck Alex is wearing a skirt and lipstick. I MUST KISS.")
So like, they get into the apartment and the whole conversations goes absolutely fine, just like Alex knew it would, and Amy had promised it would. And the day just ends with the whole polycule (missing Sarah, because I fully believe she's in this polycule too, except she's only dating Amy and Jessica, and not Alex or any of the boys so she wasn't massively needed for this conversation) the whole polycule all cuddled up on and in front of the couch, with Alex in the middle getting just absolutely doted on because they all saw how much she was shaking and how anxious she was and just NEED to show her how loved she is. Like, everyone seems to need to have at least some part of themself touching her at all times, whether it's fingers laced between hers, their head on her shoulder, a hand on her thigh fiddling with the hem of her skirt, whatever.
And she just feels so happy. Like, she's pretty sure she's never been more in love and she can't WAIT to start wearing make up and more feminine clothes in front of her boyfriend's because she KNOWS that they'll all just trip over themselves to do what she wants. Because they already did that anyway, and she knows from their initial reactions to seeing her all dolled up that that'll just get worse as time goes on :]
As in, if she wants kisses, she will have all three of her boyfriend's waiting in line because she's wearing lipstick and they're obsessed with getting lipstick marks on their cheeks and necks and stuff. Bonus points if it's black lipstick she's wearing, Jay goes nuts over it. Amy says she looks prettiest in dark red lipstick, and absolutely takes any excuse to climb on top of her to apply it herself before they make out just so she can see it all smeared and messed up afterwards. Amy is very gay for her girlfriend who could 100% flip them over at any second but just Doesn't because she likes looking up at Amy and seeing her smile :]
#god i love these charactersssssss#Amylex is the cutest fucking ship in the fucking world im actually gonna fucking die#like. i have fic ideas for them that i just havent gotten around to writing yet. but just AMYLEX#they were so fucking cute in the actual series from what little we got to see of them#like. alex loved her SO fucking much#god i hate that she died in the actual series. why couldnt she and alex have had more time together???#they got like three years tops right??????? im gonna start fist fighting people WHY COULDNT THEY HAVE BEEN HAPPY? they deserved to be happy#marble hornets#alex kralie#amy walters#amylex sooths my soul i swear#mh amylex#amylex#jay merrick#tim wright#brian thomas#polyhornets#asks
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STUPID SHIP MEME DRAWINGS.
I just think they should kiss maybe?
Obsessed (positive??) with the dynamic of guy who betrays his country so he can run off with the militia he's been working with because he gets a case of loyalty feelings so bad he goes and blows himself up X morally upstanding traumatic backstory woman having the worst fucking time of her life (again) who really just needs someone to be as fanatically loyal as possible to her, as a person who is really into the inherent eroticism of the hierarchical military power dynamic focus on loyalty and the use of "yes ma'am" as I love you.
Obsessed (negative) with the propaganda implications that we seem to have ignored of the fact that the three most important people in an arabic woman's life are 2 (two) white guys and her brother, who betrays her and becomes a villain in the later games, and the fucking insidious-ass narrative choice of placing one of said white guys in said militia as like, the tacit fact that this organization is ok only because the western white guys are cool with it. Stop introducing more ULF people just to kill them!!! I SEE YOU WRITERS!!! YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!!!!!!
because, once again, the character dynamic? I am sick for it. He dropped a building on himself for her and then came back???? He came back???? He could have gone anywhere but he came back to her???? I'm unwell. I think I have covid. I need to go lie down.
Anyway my city now my characters now smashing them together like barbies watching that .gif of them staring at each other eighty times reading all the fanfiction goodbye
you shouldn't blow yourself up in the furnace I want to blow myself up in the furnace for you as my own personal choice and you should order me to do it because you're such a good leader what is wrong with youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh *gnaws on furniture*
WE DON'T EVEN GET TO SEE HIM COME BACK TO HER. THANK YOU FIC WRITERS YOU KNOW THAT REUNION MUST BE SO ANGST THE COMPLEX DYNAMIC OF SACRIFICING YOURSELF FOR SOMEONE AND MAKING IT OUT AND BACK TO THEM AGAIN!!!!!!! THE GUILT! THE YEARNING! THE LOYALTY! I AM GOING TO EXPLODE.
#faralex#tailor made in a lab to make me specifically crazy#fucking immaculate dog loyalty commander x subordinate dynamic marred by REAL LIFE POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS#especially funny since she keeps being like “I am not your CO” “you do not have to take orders from me”#while alex is like “HOW HIGH DO YOU WANT ME TO JUMP COMMANDER FARAH BABY PLEASE ur so sexy tell me how strong ur moral backbone is hahahaha#biting and maiming the call of duty writers#the dragoon diaries#farah karim#alex keller#farah karim my wife farah karim I love you so much as a character why do they keep doing you dirty#local woman desperately in need of a display of unconditional loyalty receives random american man who will die for her no questions asked#foreign man with moral code like a dead fish (CIA operative for six years) suddenly develops spine (Farah Karim)#Alex is cute but YOU KNOW THAT MAN IS A WAR CRIMINAL BIGTIME#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare 2019#art#dragoon draws#long post
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hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it seems like a lot of people still don't know this. ashley reese, who met alex at that pool party and interviewed him like a year ago is treated by the fandom like she's some kind of angel and is very much loved (even though she did nothing special?) when she's... well, I'll let you decide.
she thinks miles is such a bad person that he shouldn't be allowed to have a dog (x)
she very much enjoys him getting a really bad review (x)
she's glad about him not joining am for 505 (x)
she calls out am fans who still like alex and alexa, even though she's the exact same ("when she gets comments like this all the time" girl, you're the one writing similar shit. she has other posts discussing alexa and alex, but they're old, like the ones from the last screenshot) (x, x, x, x, x)
#the first one made me my jaw drop#it just had to be said I'm sick and tired of people supporting her#i heard these rumours of her openly hating on miles about a month ago but i didn't pay them much attention#but it does seem to be very much true#it's also said that she likes tons of comments of people hating on him#+ she loves deloulou... obviously.#(they're both arrogant and self-important ; of course she does)#poor alex was smiling so sweetly too in the photos with her - if only he knew#why did she become so 'famous' in the fandom anyways#i fuck with NO ONE who talks badly about my man. idc who you (think) you are#ashley reese#louise verneuil#alex turner#arctic monkeys#miles kane
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the nsbu table is five DM pets and rekha shankar
#not art#nsbu spoilers#← tag mostly for the following tags lol#regarding the post I Am Colloquializing For Joke Of Course but its just funny to see how#everyone is like so sweet and enthusiastic and playing and frolicking in brennan's sandbox#and rekha is heckling him at any possible venue. everyone else is a camper rekha is his shounen rival#like jacob is bringing his full earnestness into playing the character#and alex constantly reaches to pieces and people in the environment and other players to reveal extremely compelling dynamics#and ify is doing next level engineer shit on the worldbuilding he is straight up gonna get a good grade in isekai#and ally is extremely willing to take any hit to keep the banter flowing and the ease with which they and brennan bounce ideas back and#forth is astounding#and izzy is like. she's Hysterical I fucking love paula so much but there's that moment in the latest ep when jack manhattan shows up#and she Immediately breaks out of paula to do the fucking face and beat perfect jack manhattan and you kinda realize oh she's just#really fucking good at acting and she's beinging it 110% to the table#man. nsbu is just good lmao#I call rekha brennan's shounen rival but truly like that person hacking move was awesome she is as invested in the world as everyone else#but that dynamic really got her to shine the way it sets up the shirt throwing bit was straight up a jjba duel#like brennan entertaining her request and letting the whole table forget about the speed of the car before reminding them#by breaking g13's wrist. like beat for beat a shounen fight it's the best#and it heightens when rekha then does something fucking awesome#its good. its just really good. I really enjoy nsbu guys
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the other day my dad was showing me how to do this thing for an account and because hes incapable of not being a huge bag of dicks all the time he was all like oh im doing this for you because you cant and ur useless and stuff (it was incredibly simple, i wouldve figured it out in like two minutes. i didnt even ask him to do it, he just told me "im doing this" and when i said i would just do it myself he said no) and i was mad at him for being a bitch but i cant say im mad or do anything or he gets mad, but you will not believe the satisfaction i felt today after being able to do an IT thing for my mum that he couldnt, at least i get this, fuck you and eat shit old man, whos useless now?
#alex says shit#i love my dad! /sarc#im annoyed tho bcs i wanna give him the silent treatment but he would get so fucking mad at me for even insinuating hes in the wrong#bcs hes an enabled man child who thinks he can just say whatever he wants bcs 'hes the only one who does anything'#so that justifies him treating everyone like crap#(if hes the only one who does anything how about he goes and gets a job)#but i cant just let him think that he can do whatever he wants because he fucking cant#not me trying to teach my father (whos in his late fifties) how to treat people with a minimum of respect#who tf else is gonna do it tho#not my mum whos too kind and too much of a pushover to do anything but excuse his actions#(love her tho)#certainly not my golden child sister#but he doesnt respect my opinion so he'll die a jaded miserable piece of shit with one daughter who feared him and one who hated him#i'll likely die just as jaded and alone but i'll never make it anyone elses problem like he does#damn i really always go off in the tags#dropping a whole lore my bad
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Like minds coded: Gudnyt.
#murderous intent#like minds 2006#like minds#alex forbes#nigel colbie#i love them so much#I will always love poems that best describe something or someone so precisely.#I need to know everyone's opinion about Nigel or Alex obsessing over the other.#In terms of Jealousy I think Nigel is the worse one at that.#I bet the moment Alex starts to talk to someone that closely resembles Susan he just gets enraged.#He's THE MARACLEA. NOT her.#but In terms of protectiveness it has to be Alex.#I bet Nigel is very oblivious whenever someone is trying to hit on him. Or is he doing this to strike a nerve on Alex's?#Alex will always watch Nigel's every move but not in a creepy way. More like to protect him from harm ( tho he knows Nigel is capable)#( on his own)#and I'd like to believe that everytime that one of them happens to get jealous. they just fuck it out.#yes#yes that's it.
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Ugh..narrator...
#slay princess spoilers in these tags alex don readdd#i should be sleeping rn but while i was work i couldnt stop thinking abt#how much i feel like the narrator relates to me in how ocd affects me#hes not just afraid of change hes afraid of possibility. but thats not what he thinks hes afraid of he justifies his fear as#wanting to protect the world from seein death ever again#but in truth he wants to kill the embodiment of change itself#my mind is hazy but like i can get it because so many times i just hope that#things just stop#because i think abt so many possibilities so bad that it hurts me a lot#only thinking about the bad possibitilies and the good possibilities never go through my mind#i think so much abt everything that could happen if i do anything that i try my best at avoiding it#and if i fall into not doing it feels empty and stagnant#its safe but it feels really bad and i feel bad abt my fear#and thats what the narrator wants for the full scope of the world cos he thinks that will be better for everyone#dont get me wrong hes very wrong lol but hes so human at the same time#it only gets more clear by his nightmare where he describes that every good moment in life is a short omen for something horrible to happen#next#thats so ocd to me man “oh fuck this is too good something bad will happen”#bitch should have gone to therapy instead of trapping the gods of reality itself trapped in a torture bubble lol#or he should have played satbk#sonic is always right#also i get a lot of ocd vibes from the cage but its slightly different#she thinks she already knows whats going to happen and doesnt try to test another possibility#the only way to save her is to prove to her that what she thinks will happen isnt set in stone. she cant know what will happen#even if her past trauma feels like enough proof that things will be the same- she cant know...#also how she thinks her body is acting on its own and that it has nothing to do with her but it does she just cant see it#cage....#also i love how she comes from prisoner. because prisoner is actually very reasonable in her distrust of you but she believes that her plan#will work#but it doesnt and it turns into the trsuma that turns her in cage cos every worry feels like its the truth
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Wild idea: Alex Jones was one of Azazel's Special Children that he made just for funsies.
Research I didn't actually have to do but did: The Special Children Activation happened between 2006-2007 and Alex was kidnapped by Celia from her family smack-dab in the middle of that. 😃
#Eric Kripke did... did you want to get into that if Wayward Sisters got picked up?#Alex is so Sam-coded from being the younger 'sister' to her appearance to wanting a normal life you Gotta give her double blood weirdness#Imagine being 12 - we're starting off strong with the Horrors - and having awful migraines and dreams about monsters#And then one night monsters pour into your home and at first you're calm because you think it's another nightmare#But then you feel the warmth of your mother's blood on that wild-eyed woman's palm on your cheek and you realize It's Real#And you live in the nightmares now and you've gotta learn to love the monsters in order to survive#...Not to disappoint but... This Is Still About Lucifer in Wayward Sisters#Lucifer realizes that Alex is one of Azazel's kids like Sam and but he knows how Sam felt about the demon blood#[Sam sharing withdrawal symptoms in the Cage before Castiel yoinked their body]#So the math is 'Demon blood = powerful Sad human but Azazel = demon + pinch of my grace so I gotta give Alex my blood to fix it'#Something something Alex gets so much grace wrapped around her soul that it sings in pitches Claire can hear and she gets tiny wings#And Lucifer gets to groom her teensy useless wings and she's a new type of monster that they're just calling pure. Neither human nor angel#Lucifer and Alex get to be a little fucked up in this take there's a point where Lucifer is slipping his blood in her food#And another where he's stabbing a crazy straw into his heart for her. Also maybe Alex ate human flesh as a preteen. Who can say?#Important to note that Lucifer Didn't Know Alex would get Great Value Angel'd he just does Experiments sometimes.#It's how he made Lilith and the Princes and Cain he's just gonna give some humans incredible power and see if they blow up#He started real small and responsibly on the archangel blood (possibly had a trial run first Alex is Special to him)#Neither Azazel's blood nor Lucifer's blood makes Alex a perfect vessel for Lucifer but she gets tuned into Angel vision at some point
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Talking about stardew valley romances is so awkward. My friends are like “oh I love [every single guy, and Haley, but Alex]” and I have to go “oh I like Alex and Maru the most.”
#lots of love to the other guys#but like#idk Alex is chill#he’s like ‘hey what’s up’ and then the relationship builds up at a pace I’m comfortable with#it’s the same reason my main bg3 romances are Shads and Gale#they’re literally just like ‘hey you want to hang out’#a similar reason why I love Neera’s romance so much in bg1ee#yeah there is a semi mutual crush pretty early on#but it’s not like you’re jumping super far ahead and it paces like a normal relationship#or at least every relationship I’ve ever had#stardew valley#is way better at building up romances and relationships than bg3 and many other games to be fair#personally Elliot if my last romance of the men#I’m sorry I want to punch him#idk if maru is a common romance or not#I see way more people talk about the bachelors#I like her because I am also a man of science#or at least I try my best to be#I’m kinda dumb at very specific kinds of math#and idk how to explain it#it’s like every other kind of mathematics my brain can’t handle#especially if two math concepts are similar or interconnected#I’m fucked if it’s that#I try though#fail miserably but I try#and cry over it#really nothing gets me quicker to crying even in front of people (]>*#(which is a sin to me)#than failing miserably at math#anyways I’m off topic
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oh my god. oh my god. i just remembered an astoria idea that i thought about for like maybe a week and then promptly forgot about.
im (re)watching steven universe right now and thinking about situations where your enemy doesn't look like your enemy, or situations where your ally does look like your enemy.
and it jogged this long-forgotten idea back into my head.
that being. bodyswap au wherein ares swaps bodies with mc. they're going to ruin alex from right beside them. and mc is stuck in the body of a god that Nobody Fucking Likes Except Alex's Mom. (<having your s/o's mom giving you bedroom eyes across the throne room is very uncomfortable????)
and so mc has to try convincing alex that she's actually mc while looking like the man that they hate more than anyone else. all the while ares is sabotaging their relationship with "mc" and alex's self-esteem (thank you negging! yes it's disturbing!!) AND driving a wedge between them and their mother. ON TOP OF playing his cards just right to make "ares" look more and more evil/sadistic/fucked up
i never settled on an ending for this particular au but it got very fucked up in many ways and now i'm thinking about it again teehee
#meg speaks#ONE of the potentialities. was that 'ares' kills 'mc' in what was a plan made by ares#because he's going to reincarnate. and she won't. and she won't ever have her body again either#AND alex will hunt 'ares' down for killing 'mc'#and 'ares' CANT hurt alex because she LOVES THEM SO MUCH and so she just Let's It Happen#and alex is like 'WHY WONT YOU FIGHT BACK!!!! WHAT SICK GAME ARE YOU PLAYING AT NOW YOU BASTARD!!!!!' you kno the good stuff#and 'ares' will try again to tell them the truth#and either alex kills 'ares' for trying to hurt them even more than he already has#or she finds a way to make them believe her and then they're naturally horrified#bc they were about to kill her. but she's also already sort of dead. and now the woman they love is trapped in the body of a man#that they both detest. ares abused alex for years. he tried to sexually assault mc. and now she gets to wear his face 👍#ANYWAYS. the idea kind of spiraled away from me back then and it likely will again this time! :)#i just think that my blorbos should be in the most fucked up situations ever dreamed of <33333333#alex#afk mc#astoria#lovestruck#ares
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When you KNOW. WHEN YOU KNOW. that a character is going to be horrifically and brutally murdered for NO REASON other than misogyny and manpain and a ~tragic backstory~ but you STILL YOU STILL get attached to her because she is ambitious and brave and wonderful and forgiving and resourceful and JUST PLAIN COOL and well rounded because she feels like a normal person while also being SO interesting and bringing such a cool vibe to the story so you get attached anyways!!!!! Because this is such a cool interesting female character! And you KNOW you KNOW what they're going to do to her but the optimist in you says that'll probably happen farther down the line, she's so cool and they have such a good thing going and THEN. AND THEN. Seven issues after her first appearance, AFTER FIVE APPEARANCES (one of which is a single panel) they kill her. And you knew it was bad, that it was really, really, bad but it still managed to be worse than you imagined.
#I THOUGHT WE HAD MORE TIMEEEEEEEEEE#god fucking damn it#i feel physically sick i hate this#i hate this so so much#i have even more reasons why i love her#i didn't keep going for space and also if i went more in depth id have to mention kyle and i didn't want to talk about kyle in this post.#alex deserves to be mentioned and appreciated by herself and her own merits#ESPECIALLY considering what happened to her#marz that motherfucker i SWEAR#hes dead hes just honestly dead like im gonna kill him#THEY NEVER GOT TO MOVE TO NEW YORK I THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA MOVE TO NEW YORK TOGETHER#blah#swishy liveblogs#alex dewitt#dc comics#green lantern
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Heavenly Island is the true Revelations 3 we'll never get.
#i fucking hate all the fan service#but Claire with her hair down???#also why is Alex so much hotter in Resistance than in Rev? is this getting old? or the sickness?? maybe both#fucking love Parker with all my heart#resident evil#currently readin marawa desire (or smth im dyslexic)#is the cape woman Ada? probably it really would be Ada to do that kind of shit#the BOW in the mangas are like so scary and in the game you only get a fucking ugly lesbian dragon
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park and morgan have such a good fucking dynamic oh my god
#the good doctor#morgan reznick#alex park#i love them so much#like the episode where they engage in a bunch of dares that lim eventually catches onto#morgan being bitchy because park decided to be a decent human being#park leaving morgan to walk home in the rain instead of giving her a ride home because being a decent human is only fun sometimes#itd be so fucking toxic in real life but dear god it works so well in a medical drama lmao#i love them
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the nukes are aimed on ottawa but that house in the west end with the two bougie bitches playing god is being evaluated a lot more than my ass over there. my little brother the lords favourite and audrey the peoples favourite is so easy guys but come on hes not even answering his dms lol
#you know when i said the kids win lol#gg everyone fuck off the parents#yall wanna kill me and little brother? my alejandro? hes a great kid you know#i trust his ass so much more than martin hes just a dipshit and loves canada#hot like mexico rejoice my mom and her dad are probably alive#sorry alex april fools bitch#consider hitting me up dude#welcome to getting your ass back to work monday morning soldier o7#you joined the thing that keeps trying to make me a superior officer#come on kid youre waiting for my orders#mine and jeanne darcs were not giving plans to canada idiot#fuck the crown dude youre french and have treaty obligations to the algonquin bud. welcome to the future#les games de tocks croches avec les iroquois pi les anglais ca fini ctannee calisse#fuck this 2v2 crap. fuck this 3v1 where we suck the crowns cock the hardest from the other side#fuck this 2vwhatever when yall give it to any first nations#fuck the english for a sec#and 3v1 those assholes with the six nations already#dude free kingston thats haudenosaunee land thats cataraqui#the national arent from new york or ohio theyre from the six nations wake up#after all this bs in eastern ontario we owe friendship to the haudenosaunee as much as we do the good ppl the nishi#for real believe it when you hear it in the tags on tumblr hallelujah#jeannes back
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having no friends is like whatever most of the time but like actually having a friend for once and then having to get used to not having them again. shit sucks. conan gray was onto smth with just let me be sad and lonely, im not interested in ever having friends again i was happy on my own why did you have to come in and screw up my miserable life and teach me what real love feels like. fuck you
#it pisses me off so much how badly i miss her#and i dont even know if she misses me at all#is she relieved she doesnt have to deal with me anymore#i mean fuck its like taylor swift said “what a valiant roar. what a bland goodbye”#like what the fuck after everything youre not even going to tell me whats happening#we're just going to cut off contact like that#youre just going to move away to your stupid fancy new school and im never going to hear from you again#what was the fucking point#to teach me what real friendship feels like for literally the FIRST time in my whole life just to take it away just like that#i mean how did we go from planning our future together to radio silence#am i that unlovable#alex says shit#alex loves#last post abt her no more
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ to be loved loudly - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗐𝗈𝗅𝖿𝖿 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 )
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖻𝖺𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽
✫ i feel like i have to say this but most of my smau’s are literally just random posts and rarely have a plot also lowk part 3 of walk em like a dog?? idk i somehow made her totos daughter without realizing 😭
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⤷ yn WHAT THE FUCK LANDO??? this is public everyone can see this
⤷ landonorris ain’t no one gonna stop me from thirsting 💀 keep going i was so close
⤷ yn why am i dating you
⤷ landonorris well if i remember this correctly you said “i love pathetic men”
⤷ yn get out of my face
⤷ landonorris i came
⤷ yn i’m going to report your account
landonorris i’m gonna miss you when i scroll 😔
⤷ yn you’re sitting on my lap right now?
⤷ landonorris i just wanna be close to you
⤷ alex_albon loser 😂😂
⤷ lilymhe Now alex…
⤷ alex_albon I was joking only good boys sit on their gfs laps fr
⤷ landonorris good boys?
⤷ alex_albon are you not a good boy?
⤷ landonorris i’m the best boy ho
⤷ mclaren What am I looking at
oscarpiastri I feel molested
maxverstappen1 Lando is horny 24/7: confirmed
georgerussell63 Chile anyways so
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landonorris i love my girlfriend so much everyday i wake up i thank god that i’m able to call her my girlfriend no one compares she is perfect and so funny and so beautiful and so kind i love her more than all the stars in the sky in every lifetime and universe i will find her because she is my one love
yn so sappy i love it
⤷ landonorris always for you honey
charles_leclerc Average Lando post
alex_albon super cool super rich super popular nepo baby gf who has everyone in the palm of her hand x loser bf who looks at her like she hung the stars in the sky is my favorite love trope
⤷ landonorris i’m cool and rich and popular as well?
⤷ alex_albon not as much as y/n
⤷ landonorris true
danielricciardo Pussy whipped
⤷ landonorris damn right you would be too
lilymhe So cutie patootie
georgerussell63 Lando please, you’re making all of us look like bad boyfriends.
f1 We love our talented, athletic, beautiful, multilingual queen
georgerussell63 y/n blink twice if you’re being held hostage
♥︎ yn
⤷ georgerussell63 That’s a sign. Help is on the way dear
alexandrasaintmleux Tell her I’m in need of a date at the mall
⤷ landonorris i’m not her assistant?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux Aren’t you?
⤷ landonorris ms wolff said she is available any time for you. but not for me ig.
francolapinto i was the line leader in 3rd grade 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris seriously? on my own post? i’ll kill you
⤷ carlossainz55 That escalated quickly
⤷ landonorris i zont play about my girl
⤷ francolapinto well i tried
⤷ landonorris try again and see what happens ❤️
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yn
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yn lan saw it first
landonorris first
⤷ carlossainz55 second
⤷ charles_leclerc third
⤷ oscarpiastri fourth
landonorris lawd have mercy 😫 i’m about to bust
⤷ yn awh thanks babe
landonorris you’re so cute i can’t get enough of you
landonorris most beautiful girl i have ever laid eyes on how did i get so lucky
⤷ yn you sweet talker 💌
⤷ oscarpiastri Seriously though, how did you get her to date you I’m still baffled
⤷ landonorris years and years of begging, endless amounts of gifts and flowers, zero contact with any females i’m not related to, and charisma 😎
⤷ oscarpiastri I wonder how much money you’ve spent on her over the years
⤷ landonorris you do not want to know 😎
⤷ landonorris forgot to mention i became best friends with her family and got invited to all vacations, holidays, and birthdays so she couldn’t avoid me 😎
alexandrasaintmleux Heaven sent 🪽🤍
⤷ yn thank ya angel baby 👼🏽
francisca.cgomes ooh lala 🙉
landonorris i was the line leader in 3rd grade
⤷ francolapinto seriously?
⤷ pierregasly You made it to 3rd grade?
⤷ landonorris shut your butt
⤷ pierregasly You first
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alexandrasaintmleux
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alexandrasaintmleux Aquí me quedo
yn mi chica 🙂↕️
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux mi amor 😘
landonorris release her now. give her back. i have not seen her in ages. this is not funny.
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux You seen her at lunch? Besides she love it over here
⤷ yn yeah i love it over here
⤷ landonorris don’t make me send out an amber alert
⤷ oscarpiastri Please not again you had all of Italy in a state of panic last time
landonorris why are you matching with my wife?? just say you hate me
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😏
⤷ landonorris did you just threaten me?
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😭
⤷ landonorris you this is funny? i’m getting grey hairs woman GIVE MY GIRLFRIEND BACK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I’M HAVING WITHDRAWALS PLEASE
landonorris fuck she so hot
landonorris who’s the hottie on the right???
landonorris i will find you and i will make you regret hiding my wife from me
⤷ yn lando please. you have my location
⤷ landonorris oh silly me 😅 coming to get you be there in 10 minutes ❤️
⤷ yn i’m 30 minutes away?? do not put yourself in danger lando i’ll smack you upside the side
⤷ landonorris baby, danger is my middle name 😎
⤷ yn oh just die
⤷ landonorris okay i’m getting a lot of mixed signals idk if you want me dead or safe?? like my head hurts please choose ❤️
⤷ yn die
⤷ landonorris whatever you say baby ❤️
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yn
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yn the legend lives on
landonorris who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍
⤷ alex_albon *debbie ryan smirk* *raises hand shyly* 🙂↕️
⤷ landonorris shut your face do not steal the spotlight from my lady
⤷ landonorris as i was saying…who’s the hottie behind the camera 😍😍😫
⤷ yn shut your face
⤷ landonorris mmm i love dirty talk
⤷ yn don’t make me get a restraining order
⤷ landonorris kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
alexandrasaintmleux Unfortunately
georgerussell63 My petite prince 👑
⤷ landonorris yk what ain’t petite though?
⤷ georgerussell63 Was just trying to have some light hearted banter 😔
francolapinto dang
⤷ alex_albon alright lil bro do you have some sort of death wish or something?
⤷ oscarpiastri I’ve seen him cuss out this server at a gala cause he complimented her dress…it was pretty entertaining tbh but I think he was gay
⤷ carlossainz55 One time I told her she looked pretty (purely platonic she’s a baby) and that night I woke up to him sitting in the corner of my room. Almost shit myself.
⤷ lewishamilton Not to be a gossip or anything but like he knocked this guy out in my garage once cause he gave her a weird compliment and he was like 40, I think that’s when Toto finally accepted him
francolapinto you two are endgame fr🤞🏽
⤷ landonorris right? (don’t try to lock your doors i’ll find a way in)
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landonorris
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landonorris my wife (she ain’t gonna be able to walk tomorrow)
alex_albon just put the fries in the bag bro
lewishamilton Let’s put the phone down for a bit bud
oscarpiastri Please, this can’t be healthy. I’m sick of hearing you two every weekend
⤷ landonorris sorry osc i can’t function without her my body starts to shut down
georgerussell63 How many PowerPoints do I need to make?? ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
maxverstappen1 Get the wheelchair ready
lando.jpg my cute amazing talented tan beautiful funny sexy hot sweet wife
⤷ yn so when are you gonna stop calling me your wife and actually make me one?
⤷ lando.jpg soon baby, trust me
⤷ danielricciardo This actually sounded so sweet
pierregasly My kinda guy 🤝🏽
yn my dad see’s these
⤷ landonorris are you cereal?? and you’ve never told me??? i’m to young to die
lilymhe babygirlll 😍😍
⤷ landonorris please, not today
mclaren Please stop posting things like this Lando it is bad for our image
⤷ landonorris that’s telling me to stop breathing I CANT it’s just who i am
charles_leclerc Okay but why is she so good at tennis?
⤷ yn what am i not good at? 😂
⤷ charles_leclerc Being nice 😖
⤷ yn i’m very nice just not to you
⤷ charles_leclerc I’ll sue you
⤷ landonorris I’ll drown you ❤️
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yn
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yn my favorite puppy dog 🤍
landonorris awhhh you do love me 😘
landonorris ugh i’m touched
landonorris baby i’d follow you to the ends of the earth if you asked me to
landonorris sweetest brat ever
landonorris i’ve never loved anyone or anything the way i love you
landonorris my one love forever
landonorris i’ll never get tired of loving you
landonorris there are no words that can describe the love i have for you
landonorris you have me wrapped around your finger
landonorris you’re so perfect i cannot fathom your beauty
landonorris most precious soul ever
landonorris i can’t imagine my life without you, you’ve changed me for the better
landonorris the yin to my yang
landonorris you complete me
landonorris i was made to love you
landonorris let’s fuck 🌹
⤷ oscarpiastri Almost had it
⤷ landonorris I CANT CHANGE WHO I AM OSCAR I WAS BORN LIKE THIS DID YOU NOT HEAR ME SAY I WAS MADE TO LOVE HER I’VE BEEN YEARNING FOR HER MY ENTIRE LIFE OSCAR LET ME LIVE
⤷ francolapinto a man who yearns is a man who earns ☝🏼
⤷ landonorris does this have some sort of double meaning?? cause i’ll kill you fr 🤞🏽
landonorris as i was saying, let’s fuck 💐
⤷ yn kay, i’ll meet you in the hotel room 😈
⤷ georgerussell63 IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY FREAK?? IS SOMEBODY GONNA MATCH MY NASTAYYYY???
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