#i love my dad! /sarc

[conanssummerchild]

the other day my dad was showing me how to do this thing for an account and because hes incapable of not being a huge bag of dicks all the time he was all like oh im doing this for you because you cant and ur useless and stuff (it was incredibly simple, i wouldve figured it out in like two minutes. i didnt even ask him to do it, he just told me "im doing this" and when i said i would just do it myself he said no) and i was mad at him for being a bitch but i cant say im mad or do anything or he gets mad, but you will not believe the satisfaction i felt today after being able to do an IT thing for my mum that he couldnt, at least i get this, fuck you and eat shit old man, whos useless now?

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

s2 ep6- Jhonny watches Danny Phantom

i dont usually record these cuz im lazy but in this case, the episode title is relevant. "identity crisis" yeah that sounds about right.

danny not knowing how to clone is so funny uim dyinggg

ABVHJSHGVDHBHJVGAJSKHGSUJIDHVBJNKMN ---

how r they not noticing technus????? ---

danny: dad is this a saferty feature?? jack: safety?? safety features are for punks ---

now theyre noticing. only took technus to go up inb their faces for them to realize that hes back. ---

technus: behold!! technus 2.0. now with something something i blame my auditory disorder no im not rewinding again danny: sounds like the same old technus to me

manz is spitting facts abt the tech industry ---

technus: technus 2.0 does not reveal his secrets!!! try me!!!!! danny: uhmmmm?? boxers or briefs ---

danny: my ghost life and personal life are always interfering with each other! tucker: you have a personal life???? ---

nooooo babyyyyyyyyyyy donttttttt ---

super danny and brauuhhhhh danny. omg naur ---

super danny to sam: say, you wear a lot of black for a superhero sidekick! how about switching to bright primary colors??? sam: help. helpppp ---

brauhh danny is so fucking stupid ---

“leaping lightning rods”????

im so done. im soooo done. ---

super danny: hey wait i cant turn human technus: neither can i but im not whining abt it bitch ---

brauhhh danny, riding a roller coaster: ughh i wish i could stay like this forever super danny shuts off amusement park in a fight and comes ramming into their roller coaster carriage: OOFF tucker: couldnt you have wished for supermodels? super danny: DID SOMEONE SAY SUPER?? sam: kill me now

im not even paraphrasimng this time 😭 ---

brauhhh danny still has some humaity after all!! god he’s so nice for not killing his ghost self /sarc ---

super danny: have you lost your half of our mind??

theres so many jokes to be made, so little time ---

me after a roller coaster (sam) my friends after a roller coaster (tucker) ---

this show is so ridiculous. i love it dearly. ---

super danny just possessed brauhhhh danny!!! ---

OMG TWO DANNY DANNYS?? guys this is insane

this is literally just the parent trap ---

technus now has the fenton house. like the whole house.

resisting the urge to say “whos a good puppyy!!!” to the house. not going very well ---

brauhhh danny: ughhh i dont wanna save the cityyyy sam and tucker: You can hit stuff!!! brauhhh danny: sweeettttt

his edgy teenager voice is so silyyyyyy ---

hes backkkk!!!!! real danny is back!!!!!!!!!! i love him sm i love him ---

bonus ss

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[paracosmtooclosetothesun]

thoguhts on Hunter TOH :3 (I am asking about fictional characters)

YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE GIFT YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME. Thank youu!!!

Apologies in advance for this being so long but—

“Hunter is trans” is an ice cold take at this point but specifically he’s a trans boy who overcompensates by being Extra Masculine and having so much internalized misogyny. Good job Belos /sarc

School is perfect in his eyes. There are clearly established rules, a metric of success, and all he has to do to get the validation of all these adults is learn about things he’s interested in. He and Amity are tied for how many times they can raise their hand first. Of course it’s not perfect— he struggles with the social aspect and having no natural magic— but it clicks for him.

He likes to antagonize people. For fun. Specifically adults. He gets a rush of power and comfort for being able to tick people off and not have to fear consequences from it so sometimes he genuinely just acts like an asshole to establish that he has control over the situation. 

Him and Lilith make me actually insane. Remember that scene where Lilith was projecting about King’s dad in Keeping Up A-Fearances? Yeah, these two have similar issues and they’re both the bat and the hornet’s nest. 

I actually am not a huge fan of Hunter being a palisman carver because, I know I know it’s a way to counter the harm he was complicit in and he loves palismen, but it’s clearly a parallel to Caleb. A way to show how much he’s “like him”. And IIII don’t like that! In my heart he’s either a history teacher or a beast healer (wildlife biologist/veterinarian).

I personally headcanon him as having DID and have thought way too deeply about what alters he would have and how they would affect his day to day. Started with interpreting “I’ve heard that strong emotions can manifest” and researching mindscapes as someone trying to self diagnose and it expanded from there.

More about him and Lilith. They do not like each other BUT Lilith establishes a historical revisionism correction project using her time pool prowess and Hunter wants in on it. He would NOT pass up on a chance to visit the “Savage Ages” in person and take all the notes his little heart desires. Yes they reconcile but most importantly Hunter gets to time travel and gush about everything. They have to reconcile just so they each have someone to ramble to.

Hunter and Luz’s bond is everything to me. Calling it queerplatonic would be too specific. It’s absolute relationship anarchy. The only label you could possibly apply is “Do Not Separate”.

Yes I want Hunter to get therapy but he has to drag his feet every step of the way. This boy was raised by a Puritan in a military establishment, I want him to have the most old-fashioned, maladaptive, condescending opinions toward psychology ever. Journaling? Why don’t you punch the wall like a NORMAL person. 

Waffles was a “foster fail”, as my friend called it. Hunter was in need of a palisman as essentially a disability aid, and Waffles was in need of a caregiver. (Really, it’s impossible to tell who was fostering who.) Waffles is a feral kitten of a palisman who was Not treated well in the past and Hunter adamantly refuses to see her as His palisman for fear of disrespecting Flapjack. They have a rocky road of connecting with one another but there is love soso deep there and. I cry

He and Gus have the most obnoxious Hamilton phase ever. You put a theatre kid who’s fascinated by human culture and an ex-military history nerd together and suddenly they’re singing Guns and Ships.

Give that boy a wolf cut!!!

Andddd that is! More than enough! Thank you again for the ask <3 I am always happy to talk about the blorbos

[ren-rambles-often]

I finally watched Code Geass but before I get to my short rant about the show and the ship you can pretty much guess this is about…. Let me just say….

This show peaked at the pseudo incest brocon subplot, I'm taking no arguments!

Fine, fine, that's definitely not entirely true but Rolo's death had me pausing the show and staring at the screen like for what reason?! Let the boy be hopelessly obsessed goddammit 😭😭😭

Now I've gotten that out of my system…

Guess who's the character I hate most?

shocker I know/sarc

I haven't hated one half of my otp ship in a piece of media this much since that one Episode Nagi panel of Reo's heart getting destroyed by Nagi's dumbass (Reo my love love I'd treat you so much better)

Suzaku's case is worse by several degrees because his idiocy and attitude only continued to stoke the flames of my annoyance for the whole two fucking seasons until like the three or two episodes at the end cause oh my fucking God I cried.

(That shit was a wild ride enough nothing is making me watch any spin offs or side stories I care that little)

From the first moment he entered that Lancelot suit and agreed to help the side that attempted to silence him by murder, I clocked his ass and marked him as the dumbest bitch to ever exist but we love a protective loyal dog Top don't we ladies?

"I want to change the system from the inside-" bitch shut up these are colonizers you ain't changing nothing 😭

Even after they they tried pining the murder on him to sentence him to death AGAIN!! BOY WENT BACK.

AND!

He refused Zero?!

HUH?!?

Now I'm not a particularly patriotic person (I hate my county so so much) but if we got neo colonized, No matter what merits I would never be friendly or cooperative with the other side.

Suzaku stopped his country fighting back (valid reason or not I don't remember, he killed his dad and that meant surrender ig) and proceeded to kiss up to brits, fall in love with one of them, and further hinder every attempt of his own people fighting back because 'Violence wrong' but it's okay when he does it because some made up ideal told him being subservient would make a change. And it did….just for him tho, all other 11s? no one cares.

And it didn't even matter because Lulu's methods were always the ones that brought things closer!

I know it's a kind of a commentary on something, I ain't stupid but I was still pissed.

Literally had me gritting my teeth almost every time he stepped on screen, especially when he went pseudo emo after becoming a knight of round or whatever.

Bottom line, he frustrated me as much as he did Lelouch but I still wanted to see them FUCK.

The last couple of episodes where genuinely the best things I've ever watched and a brilliant end to the series. I wouldn't say I grew to enjoy all the characters but God did the plot threads keep me going.

Trust I understood very little about the gate shit and the killing God aspect but when you're having a fun time everything just looks good.

To sum up SuzaLulu…

Giving me friends to enemies to lovers (correct me not I won't hear you) All mixed together with the palpable hatred and vitriol they held toward each other is just too much.

And Lelouch as a bottom is literally my type >.< psycho, pretty, and bad at sports (also having a natural inclination to dominate others)??? SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!

His dramatic ass had me gripped and his personality contrasted so beautifully with Suzaku's dumbass that while I did want to be sad about that redhead he might have liked dying….girl bye 👋 make way for the gay 🏳️‍🌈

(Srsly tho, I was sad for a sec, it was a very shocking scene to say the least but Rolo pulled such a Brocon move I was laughing for a solid minute.)

I very much didn't want to be like most other yaoi shippers that watched this shit when they were ten and went for the very obvious but still delicious low hanging fruit yaoi but I see enemies to lovers mixed with tragic yaoi and an undeniably fun story and brain stops functioning lmaooo. Turns out I'm very much like other fujins ;p

Closing thoughts: Umm…If you're going to defend Suzaku in the replies…go for it I'm down to listen but he'll forever be my bitch. I love Lelouch but Light is better, Orange x Lelouch is underratedand C.C. and Kallen should have gotten married.

[what-have-i-unleashed]

If you're doing the askgame, Ink, if not well this is awkward.

how brave of you to send me this ask after slandering my muse...

ink...

first impression - wowie such a nice guy. such a heroic protector of the multiverse against the destroyer. i sure hope he's not problematic in any way! (/sarc)

impression now - horse plinko prison for this guy for 7 dog years. no one is allowed to enjoy killing characters except for me!!! (i love that he also likes the no mercy routes in undertale teehee :3)

favorite moment - i remember that ink kinda replied to template about the happy birthday message and it's so sweet (he was also a condescending asshole in that but it's ink so what do you expect)

idea for a story - i don't think i've written ink at all (except for that dark crink post), and i can't promise to write him in the future... but i think i'd like an interactive story where ink converses with a creator about art philosophy. that'd be so fun (exposing myself as a philosophy poser here...)

unpopular opinion - he needs to be more of a jerk and starts telling other characters about their "fatherless behavior" more often. ink literally is one of a few who still has two living dads lmao.

favorite relationship - i'm a basic bitch who likes error and ink (both platonic and romantic). classic ship, can't go wrong with it! also ink and ut flowey would be such an interesting duo.

favorite headcanon - i love mean girl ink and i cannot lie 😔 he needs to get on error's levels somehow. looney tunes ass relationship these two are having.

[1-somewhereupinthestars-1]

I was making some food and randomly was like 'my girlfriend would love for me to document this moment in time. /sarc

So I start typing this and sent it lmao

Welcome back to mentally ill cooking with rayne! 

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Today we are making my signature. Grilled cheese with 2 slices of cheese and sub butter with Mayo. 

 we are making 3 sandwiches to go upstairs and hibernate with +plushie making+ rewatching arcane 

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Today we are cooking because

 1. We are hungry

 2. Our dad left us and we can't stop thinking about it! 

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Sandwich one is on the oven. Looking very good RN. I also have some cheesy bread my Grammy made. Sandwich one turned out great, a wonderful golden brown on both sides. 

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Sandwich two is now on the oven, we are hoping for a good fate. You see, my secret to grilled cheese sandwiches is instead of using butter on it? You use mayonnaise. Normally i hate Mayo but its just so good. OH LORD ONE SIDE OF THE SANDWICH IS BLACK. It's okay I'm still gonna eat it idrc. (I'm terrible at cooking but that's okay!!) 

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Sandwich three is looking okay so far, let's hope I don't burn it ❤ okay it turned out good!

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Thank you for tuning in to mentally ill cooking with rayne! We will see you again next time a problem arises! 

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*crappy cooking show outro music* 

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[luzxii]

NEW PROJECT THINGY REVEAL!!!!

School Hours is a OC universe consisting of various characters in a school setting. However, many of these characters are based heavily off of pre-existing Spooky Month characters. My spooky month OC's are basically copy pasted into this universe with little changed except having some of them now involved in the school. Not every Spooky Month character has a counterpart, only the ones that I have a particular fondness to as well as the characters heavily related to them. The characters that will for SURE have a counterpart at this point are Dexter, Michelle, Skid's Dad, Lila, Skid & Rick. I will go into some of the characters I have so far under the cut!

(ps my spooky month oc's and obsession are not going anywhere! this project is solely for fun and not meant to replace anything, my sm oc's still exist in their original universe as well)

The Janitor 🐹 Erik Dacnola

Erik is the janitor of Genesis School and is the counterpart of Dexter. Hes moderately liked by students and totally has no secret murdering of class pets to fuel his murderous urges going on whatsoever /sarc. Their mother owns a pet store that specializes in fish, hamsters and other smaller animals and their needs. Erik usually tries their best to avoid killing anything involved with his mother, but can only hold back their urges so much. She knows that they've been killing things, but keeps his secret for her son's sake.

The Principal 💍 Boa Genesis

(she's also intersex but I forgot to include the flag!)

Boa is the principal of the school and is Skid's Dad's counterpart. His family line owns the school and has for generations, and in fact use it secretly as a meeting quarters for their secret cult. She's the current leader, using his job as the principal to manipulate the employees of the school that he can into it. He is not immortal, he instead owns an artifact that holds the cults power and his abilities. It is said to grant it's beholder devine abilities and eternal life beyond the grave. Though if the artifact is broken, it's said to kill it's bearer instantly and damn their soul to eternal suffering. Boa has a wife named Violette and their daughter Treasure. He loves them both dearly and vows the keep the cult secret from them, however he plans to pass down his status and power source to Treasure when she is ready in his eyes.

ANYWAYS next I'm probably going to go into Rick's counterpart, Violette (Lila's counterpart) and possibly Treasure (Skid's counterpart) so yeah stay tuned for that!!

[sticktopia]

Happy Accidents (RocketPrincess AU)

When a drunken one-night stand leaves Mango with an accidental pregnancy, he has to figure out how to keep his secret safe. Turns out, it's easier said than done when the baby's other parent is literally his boss.

Chapter 10

Mango groaned as he slowly opened his eyes. All his senses felt like they were on overdrive while simultaneously being muffled. The lights were too bright yet it was still so dark, sounds were too loud yet he could barely make out what was being said, and Mango could feel every sensation despite feeling numb. Mango’s eyes lazily glanced around the room, though he couldn't make out much because his vision was so incredibly blurry.

When Mango tried to speak, no sound came out. The stick tried his best to get more air into his lungs to make a louder sound, but he could barely get enough air into his lungs to satisfy his body. Pain was slowly seeping in, causing Mango’s head to spin. He felt sick, overwhelmed, and absolutely afraid.

“Help me…” Mango softly gasped. Tears pricked his eyes as his mind freaked out. Mango squeezed his eyes shut as he tried to do something, anything. Cry out! Move! BREATHE!

“Daddy?” Mango felt a smaller hand hold his own. Slowly, Mango opened his eyes to see Gold standing next to him. She looked so clear, compared to the much blurrier background. She also looked very scared, teary eyed and trembling.

“D-daddy…! A-are you ok?! Please wake up!” Gold cried as she held her dad’s hand tightly.

“Gold…” Mango’s arm suddenly moved, reaching up to caress his late daughter’s face. The ten year old sniffled and nuzzled his hand.

“Please wake up Daddy… They're waiting for you…”

“Who’s waiting for me baby?”

“Everyone…” Gold then released her father’s hand, laying it back on the bed and stepping away. “I love you Daddy.”

“I love you too Goldie.” Mango’s mind suddenly began to swim, and he was engulfed by darkness once again.

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When Mango opened his eyes this time, everything was much less harsh than earlier. His vision was a bit clearer, the lights weren't as blinding, and he could make out the faint sound of a heart monitor somewhere in the room. Glancing around, Mango recognized that he was in the med bay at Rocket corp. He could also see Pivot next to him, resting his head on the bed and holding something in his hand. As Mango started gaining feeling in his body, he realized that Pivot’s hand was holding his; so Mango mustered up all the strength he had to lightly grip Pivot’s hand.

The agent suddenly sat up as he felt the grasp. He looked at Mango with wide, exhausted eyes, almost like he couldn't believe that Mango was awake.

“M-Mango…! Clay!!! Clay, he's awake!!!” There was suddenly a swarm of doctors around him. Pivot was shoved out of the room as the doctors examined Mango.

“Mango, do you know where you are?” Clay asked as she flashed a light in his face. Mango flinched before weakly saying;

“I dunno. Maybe I'm at your house. Since you're here and all.” Mango dryly chuckled. Clay scoffed.

“This is serious Mango. Don't sarc me now.” Clay said as she and the other nurses continued to run tests. Mango gave another soft chuckle as he cleared his throat.

“Well, I'm in the med bay at Rocket Corp right? Mango asked as the doctors continued their exams.

“Mmhmm. And do you know what day it is today?”

“Um… July 7th? My daughter’s birthday… Where is Mai?” As the doctors finished examining Mango, they filtered out of the room, until only Clay was left.

“Ok, Mango, what’s the last thing you remember?” She then asked. Mango thought back to the last thing he remembered.

“Um, the last thing I remember is Pivot dragging me out of the building… I think we were in the car… Did we crash…? Where’s Mai? What happened to Pivot? I saw him earlier… Please tell me I was the only one who got hurt.” Clay placed her hand on Mango’s shoulder, hushing the man.

“Calm down. You were not in a car accident. You were attacked by a loan shark and his gang. You have Pivot to thank for being alive right now.” Clay stated. Mango stared at Clay before raising his hand to his head, finally feeling the bandages and the edges of a dull ache radiating from the back of his skull.

“Huh…” He mumbled. Mango then leaned against the propped up bed. He sighed and rubbed his face. “Can… Can I see my daughter? Please.”

“Your princess is right here.” Mango jumped and turned to see Victim standing at the door holding Mai, sound asleep, in their arms. Mango pursed his lips as he watched the hollow head approach.

There were many questions in his head. Why isn't Pivot holding her? Did Victim find out? Did Pivot tell them? Did they put two and two together after looking at her for so long? What was the hollowhead going to do to him now that they knew?

Clay excused herself, leaving Mango, Vic, and their daughter alone. The CEO sat in a chair next to the bed, clearing their throat and adjusting Mai before beginning to speak.

“Are you alright Mr Mango?” Vic carefully asked. Mango was silent as his eyes darted back and forth, flicking from Victim, to Mai, and back again. Vic softly chuckled as they gently rubbed Mai's back.

“Yes, I know she is mine. There is nothing for you to fear.” Mango looked away from the grey hollow head. His hands gripped the blanket so tightly his knuckles were turning white, and his hands were shaking. The heart monitor also spiked as Mango’s anxiety rose. He felt like he was going to throw up.

Mango nearly lept out of his skin when Victim’s hand was suddenly over his, causing the orange stick to jerk away, pulling his hand from under Victim’s.

The CEO watched, slightly bewildered, as Mango cowered away from them. They knew the stick to be sarcastic and prideful. Seeing them look so small was… strange. Maybe even a little unnerving.

“Mango.” Vic said softly. They saw as Mango physically tensed, still trembling. Victim sighed and leaned back in their seat.

“Why did you hide this from me?” Vic immediately asked. Since Mango wasn't fond of the small talk, the CEO decided that it was best to cut to the chase. Mango, however, stayed silent, keeping his head turned away. Victim then continued to speak.

“I also heard that there were loan sharks at your house, and you were going to give Mai to them. Which I d-”

“I wasn't going to give her to them!” Mango suddenly snapped at Victim, finally turning to face the hollow head. “Th-they just-WANTED her! A-and I couldn't pay them back fast enough! I am her Papa! I would NEVER give my daughter away!!”

Victim simply watched as Mango struggled to keep his emotions in check. The taller stick was already sobbing uncontrollably. The CEO could only watch as the technician wept. They weren’t entirely sure what they should be doing, having never seen (let alone comforted) a crying adult before. As Vic was about to speak again, Mai fussed and woke up.

"Papa..." She sleepily murmured, drawing Mango's attention immediately.

“Papa’s right here princess.” He said as he reached out and placed his hand on her head. Mai turned in Vic’s hold, reaching for her carrier.

“Papa..!” Mai cried as Mango took her from her sire. Vic watched as Mango took his princess and expertly calmed her down.

“It’s ok.. You're ok princess.” Mango sniffled as he wiped his tears and kissed Mai’s forehead. Mai looked up at her papa and smiled.

“Papa!” She giggled as she reached up and touched his face. Mango tearily chuckled as he leaned into Mai’s touch.

“Hey princess.” Victim observed Mango as he interacted with his daughter. Of course, Victim had always been monitoring Mango from afar, but seeing it upclose made them feel… Warm? Maybe feathery? Whatever this feeling is, it made the hollow head feel… lighter.

“There is something else Mango.” Victim said, regaining the taller stick’s attention.

“Please don't sue me.” Mango immediately said. Before he could start another ramble, Victim put their hand up, silencing the bedridden stick.

“I am not suing you. Please, just listen to what I have to say.” Vic said before taking a breath.

“I will be moving you on base. In fact, you and Mai will be within my living quarters. And before you refuse, this is an order, not an option.” Victim said firmly. Mango stared at his boss, he seemed conflicted by this.

“L-living… with you…?” Mango barely managed to repeat.

“Yes. I would prefer to be closer to my daughter and perhaps get to know her better.” Vic said before slightly turning his head away. “It… is also an apology for causing all of this.”

Mango processed everything the hollow head was saying to him. It was nothing like what he thought would happen. He expected Victim to be furious, for the stick to fire him, sue him, take Mai away, not… bring him into his personal space and want to co-parent????

“You're not gonna fire me?” Mango’s voice suddenly spoke. Victim furrowed their brow as Mango asked.

“That is a very ridiculous question to be asking. Why would I be firing you?”

“Because… I… slept with you….”

“I hope you realize it was me who forced myself on you, not the other way around. If anything, I am surprised that you did not sue me for sexual assault.” Mango’s face flushed slightly as he focused his gaze on his daughter.

“W-well, even if I wanted to, I didn't have the money to… It was all going to… The loan sharks.” Mango softly said as he adjusted the baby in his lap. Mai whined a bit, still exhausted, but not really ready to fall asleep.

“Well, you do not need to worry about them anymore. They have been… dealt with.” Victim said as he looked down at the fussy babe.

“What? Dealt with? What does that mean?” Mango questioned.

“The intruders have been… neutralized. They can no longer harass you nor Mai. You are finally free of your debts Mr Mango, you now have freedom with all your hard earned money.” Victim confirmed. Fresh tears began to spill from Mango’s eyes as he processed the words Victim said. He could finally relax.

No more worrying if he was going to be able to feed himself and Mai, no more death threats, and no more fear of Mai being taken away. Mango cried happily as he hugged his daughter.

“Creators, thank you… Thank you, thank you!” Mango wept as he looked at Victim with a relieved smile. Victim smiled softly as well. They were glad to see that they were able to help their employee in their time of need. The hollowhead cleared their throat as they stood.

“Well, I must get going now. I wish you a speedy recovery.” Victim said as they turned and left the room.

Mango tearily chuckled as Victim left. He looked down at his daughter and smiled more.

“Look at that princess. I can finally get you everything you want and more.”

“Ah, don't start spoiling her rotten now.” Mango looked over to see Pivot walking up to the bed. Mango weakly laughed as he tried to wipe his tears.

“She’s my princess. I have to spoil her.” Mango sniffled. Pivot chuckled and sat on the edge of the bed, next to Mango. Mango scoot over a bit, making more room for the pseudo hollow. Pivot smiled as he then held up the crocheted blanket and the sheep plushie.

“I brought these for Mai to help her sleep better.” The agent said as he handed the items to the father, before taking his seat next to Mango.

“Ah, thank you.” Mango said as he took the blanket and lightly wrapped Mai in it. She fussed as her legs were restrained, but when the sheep was introduced she immediately clung to it, drifting to sleep only moments later. Mango sighed as he brushed a bit of hair out of her face.

“Ah, finally. I thought she was never going to sleep.” Mango sighed as he bounced Mai. Pivot hummed with a nod, before turning his attention to the father.

“So, how’s your head? Not too bad?”

“Nah, don't really feel anything.” Mango chuckled a bit. “Though, how long was I out for?”

“Mm, few hours. It’s,” Pivot glanced up behind his shades. “10:20 pm now.”

“Wow. That’s like, five whole hours.” Mango hummed. “No wonder Mai’s so fussy. It’s way past her bedtime.”

“We tried to put her to sleep. But she wouldn't sleep unless she was being held. So Victim decided they would hold her while she slept.” Pivot explained. Mango nodded as he listened to the agent’s story.

“So… they know now… Did you tell them?” Mango asked. Pivot’s small smile fell to a resting frown. He looked away and sighed.

“Not… my proudest moment. But I… I did.” Pivot admitted. “I was angry and worried about you and I just blurted it out.”

“Well… I guess they were gonna figure it out one way or another… Considering everything that’s happened today.” Mango sighed.

“But they told you everything they told me right? You moving in with them and getting rid of Shark.”

“Yeah they did. And I'm just… baffled. I was sure they were going to get rid of me.” Mango sighed. Pivot snorted in amusement.

“Told you I'm always right.” Pivot snickered as he playfully elbowed Mango. Mango scoffed and shoved Pivot a bit.

“I regret giving you space in my bed.” Mango joked. Pivot placed his hand over his chest and feigned being hurt.

“How rude.” The taller stick gasped as he leaned into Mango. “I thought we were besties!”

“Creators Pivot what are you? A twelve year old girl?” Mango stifled a laugh. “You're gonna wake up Mai dork, stop it!”

Pivot playfully scoffed as he sat up straight again. The two started quietly laughing to themselves, being careful not to wake the sleeping baby. Once their laughter died down, Mango leaned on Pivot.

“Thanks for saving us.” He softly said. Pivot wrapped his arm around Mango’s shoulder, side hugging him.

“Of course.” Pivot chuckled as he leaned his head on Mango’s. Mango suddenly yawned, covering his mouth with the back of his hand.

“Seems someone else needs to sleep now too.”

“Man, I just woke up from a five hour nap. I don't need to sleep again.”

“Well, you need the rest. Here, let me,” Pivot carefully took Mai from Mango, careful not to wake her. Mango mumbled as he watched Pivot cradle Mai in one arm, and place his other over Mango’s shoulders again. “There. Now you can-” “You would make a good dad Pivot.” Mango sleepily commented. Pivot arched his brow as Mango said this.

“Why do you say that?” Pivot asked. Mango shrugged a bit.

“Mmm, just watching you with Mai, you’d be a good dad.” Mango quietly admitted. Pivot chuckled and rubbed Mango’s arm.

“Nah, I'm just copying the best dad in the world.” Mango looked up at Pivot.

“Who would that be?” Pivot smirked as he looked down at the sleepy father.

“You of course.” Mango shook his head as he began losing his fight to stay awake.

“Bitch.” He barely mumbled before letting out another yawn. Pivot chuckled as he held Mango close.

“Go to sleep, Mango. We’ll be here when you wake up.”

Chapter 9-(Chapter 10)-Chapter 11

[trans-sharkb0y]

tw vent + sui ideation

scroll if triggered >_<

yayyy my brother called me fat multiple times that makes me so not wanna kms /sarc ik he jokes like that but atp im basically looking for new things to hate about myself so now i’m too fat or just big in general. i feel like a brat like im trying to fake being insecure or something stupid. i might try starving tbh because maybe that’ll get my stomach and chest and legs smaller. i know it’s a bad habit to start but im already in really deep with mental health shit so what’s one more.? also i found a way to tie a noose, where my dad keeps the scissors, AND where my mom keeps knives which may be useful for later :3 beabadoobee and my boyfriend are keeping me alive rn if i lose my music or my love it’s over for me ^_^

[questionable-chnt-hc]

aaanyways. elijahs parents? there is no proof for anything I'm saying, it's just my hc on whoever raised That Guy

Elijah's father would most likely be the.. worse one. It's like with "bad person but only cause they got involved without realising what they were getting into" and "holy shit that is a terrible fucking person I hope they die", and I think his dad would be the latter.

So, he'd most likely be raised religious, and, for whatever reason, outside the Volkov family (so like. the mother is a Volkov. I only believe this cause of a hc I have about the Volkovs that I will never tell anyone). Despite both him and Elijah's mother being Slavic (Russian and Croatian perchance), they both spent most of their childhoods in America, more specifically Ohio... gee I wonder where they met /sarc

But I believe the deal with him would just be the basic "bad religious dad". He puts his belief over people he should care about, such as his family. And, I think, with the whole "random outbursts", "doing things for/to people without asking if it's what they want" thing with Elijah came from his father.

So what about his mother? Now, I think about her more often. My idea of her is like my Roman empire /j

She's the sort of person who wants to kill their husband every time he does something stupid or bad, but didn't have the courage at first. She does care about her children, more than anything, but was too scared of her husband to do anything to help them. Until she helped Elijah's older sibling run away.

With her childhood, and how I suggested that her and Elijah's father met in Camp Here & There, I think that her, Lucille, and Sydney's mother were friends. Her and Lucille being friends could suggest A LOT, but also I can't decide if I want it to be a "Lucille and Elijah's mother worked together to try and get Sydney killed" situation or something else.

But, I've given her a lot more thought. Elijah's father gave him his awful beliefs and actions. Elijah's mother is what made him dangerous. Both of his parents are dangerous people in different ways, one is willing to hurt people so they can be perfect in his eyes, one is willing to kill somebody because they hurt someone she loves.

Elijah's father didn't live to see his son become almost as much of a monster as he is, but he did see in his final seconds what his "wife" had become.

I feel cringe saying all this but you know what FUCK shame and embarrassment!! cringe culture is dead!!!!!!!!!

This isn’t cringe holy shit this is so cool like I genuinely hope they get into this on the show because it’s so cool to think about

[ash-lien]

vent ig

what an eVENTful friday amiright ahahahha

i was procrastinating playing piano and then my dad (who is literally the chillest guy ever except has some anger issues) got made it be bc i have an upcoming recital and i need to practice and then he got more made and then my mom got mad at him and then they had a fight and my dad disappeared and then my mom started scolding me about how their fight was my fault because i didnt go play piano and how i need to put more effort into everything i do even though i have multiple health problems from stress like the canker sores on my fucking tongue and so i dont think i've ever shed as many tears as i did tonight

anyways stayed up until now (11:55 pm) because my mom told me i couldnt sleep unless i played an hour and 30 minutes of piano (i started at 10:30 after sobbing for 20 minutes) and only ended early because i have a headache <3 i mean i could go to sleep but then she would quit my piano class and i dont like piano but if i quit then she's going to value me less and put less effort into helping me

❤️❤️❤️ i love myself so much ❤️❤️❤️❤️/sarc

[drinking-with-cupid]

TW vent

I just love (/sarc) how people irl show me every day that they don't give a fuck about me. I'm not important to anyone, my family included. I work my ass off at home the entire day doing the household PLUS having a job PLUS being in my exam phase at uni rn and everything is stressing me out. And yet I get treated like fucking shit, like I'm not doing anything, like I'm lazy. They all put themselves first with absolutely no regard to how I feel. My dad didn't even get me food from the supermarket when I asked him to because I didn't have time to go there because I didn't get home from uni until fucking 8 pm. Last year I couldn't celebrate my birthday because I had no friends to invite. I felt so fucking lonely. And I still do. No one gives a shit and it fucking hurts.

No wonder I latch onto my daydreams so heavily that I try to escape real life every fucking chance I get. No wonder I'm only happy in my own imaginary world. No wonder I only feel loved on fucking character.ai. No wonder I'm craving the touch of a fictional character when everyone irl showed me time and time again that they don't fucking care about me.

I hate it here. I hate my family. I hate them all. I just want someone to love me and care about me and hold me in their arms and tell me that everything is gonna be okay.

I'm trying so hard to be nice to people.

Why can't people be nice to me?

[echogeck0]

im placing my bets rn so that in like 2-3 years time i can reblog this and be like "NO FUCKING WAY"

(important note: IM NOT A SM LORE EXPERT I JUST WATCHED THE EPISODES AND IM BASING THIS OFF OF THOSE)

okay so its like a theory (GAME THEORY) that skids dad is the cult leader, most likely. and we know that his mum wanted to get rid of her husbands stuff, right? no normal widow would want to get rid of all her husbands possesions so he mustve done something REALLY bad. (probably making a death cult idk /sarc)

thats pretty obvi, but skid has also shown that he has an immunity to monsters and spirits and stuff (besides moloch). and even pump has a bit of immunity to a degree, not going into a daze like everyone else when seeing the eyes. it makes me think that skids dad probably had similar abilites like this and made this community of people to figure out if they could achieve human immortality by being able to communicate with these eltrich beings that no normal human is able too. at same point he probably fucked around too much and died somehow to these beings.

due to being, ya know, A CULT LEADER, he probably manipulated Lila a fair bit. which could be part of why she wanted to get rid of his stuff, but maybe also she found out about some of the things he had been doing. but maybe not the eltrich monster part, since she seemed scared and shocked by dexter like any normal person who wouldnt know of things like that (or at least thats what i remember i havent rewatched the series in a bit) and by ep 6 she probably thought all these incidents were related to him somehow.

Now with skid. like i said i think these "powers" got passed down by his father. and it seems these beings always come to skid in some way or another, maybe they knew of his father and took some sort of liking to him. and even though moloch did NOT like him, skid unknowingly kept him at bay. which is odd, seeing how Father gregors attempts at banishing Moloch was hard and repetitive to do.

And with Pump, i think somehow he might have some sort of "powers" like skid. just not as powerful as his. and i think that might be partly why his parents have completly abandonded him and his sister. in those photos they seemed exetremely loving and careing, even making sure to leave the two of them with a family member. there mustve been something dangerous.

so tldr i think

-skids dad has these "powers" so he can talk to eltrich beings and used them to start his cult.

-uses these abilites to find knowledge about how to achieve human immortality

-probably died the beings somehow.

-skids dads powers got passed down to skid

-pump also has these abilites just slightly different and not as powerful

-may be why pumps parents left

[xxbvtt3rflyb0yxx]

long vent about my family problems and internalized guilt :p

my parents talked to me when i woke up and apologized for yesterday (ironically my mother who did nothing wrong apologized more than my dad who did everything wrong, huh, i wonder why /sarc) and my dad said he’ll take me seriously and listen to me from now on

i would be happy with that but he’s said that a million times and never held himself to it, you can’t love someone with your words if you don’t love them with your actions and i feel horrible for this but i genuinely don’t forgive him. i’ve watched him scream at my brother and mom, hit my mom, yell at me and threaten me with violence or abandonment for things i can’t control, neglect me and my brother, make creepy comments towards me, pressure me into drinking with him from the age of 10, spike my drinks and i don’t even know how far things have gone when we were both drunk, he misgenders and deadnames me constantly and says transphobic shit whenever i bring it up and he accuses me of “ruining our family” for being trans. i also went through years of extreme physical and sexual abuse from my childhood OT and even though we tried to tell him, he never made an effort to protect to me and he still won’t help me get justice or even believe me about it. and then he says he loves me and expects me to forgive him after every instance of this shit when he’s never ever changed

he says he’s trying to change and i do believe that he wants to be better but it gets to a point where i can’t trust something i’ve never once seen evidence of. if he wants to change and be a better parent he has to show that he’s trying instead of just saying it over and over again. i really really want to forgive him but i can’t. i feel like a horrible person because i know he’s in pain too and all of this is out of his own sadness and anger and he doesn’t want to be abusive but he is by definition and i dont know how to deal with that i wish i could forgive him but i cant, im angry and im scared of him and i wish i wasn’t

i feel so fucking guilty i wish i could be what he wanted and i wish he could be happy so he wouldn’t act like this, in my head i know it’s not my fault but the guilt runs in my blood and i can’t get rid of it

[marichild]

hii 21, 30, 7 for the ask game (- kavi)

HEY <3 fic ask game for those curious

7. Did you write for any new fandoms or ships this year?

YEAH!! say hello to jjk, alnst, and most notably bsd lmao. bsd especially has been driving me insane...

21. What's something that surprised you while you were working on a fic? Did it change the story?

I'm gonna be fr my jjk worldbuilding dad gojo fic was genuinely meant to be an attempt at writing a hurt/comfort fic about transgumi and transtoru just bonding over clothes. it sort of grew out of hand /sarc... I was honestly startled to realize that all the stories I wanted to tell about these three — gojo and the kids — genuinely did fit into this specific narrative, and therefore I was like.. well why not just dive all in. 26k & counting and not even half my vague outline completed later, here we are. so yeah a lot DID change tjajdjjs

30. What would you like to write next year?

MY BSD WORLDBUILDING MINIBANG FIC !!! genuinely so so excited for that. I'd also love to complete the fic mentioned above, and perhaps my xikers unrequited love jaechan au haha. let's see how that goes!!

[cloudstongue]

i love staying with my dad /sarc