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Finally, some good immoral sex with my beloved father <33

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Most relatable thing I've seen today

[at a job interview] ah yes my talents include dragon,

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I meaaaaan I can always change my mind again, soooooo why not just try it out

I... have a genius idea...

But I fear people will call me a copycat if I do that

Hmmm

But then again... I can do whatever I want lol

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I... have a genius idea...

But I fear people will call me a copycat if I do that

Hmmm

But then again... I can do whatever I want lol

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Story of my life

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Btw... Don't be fooled to believe Wano didn't emotionally scar me. I don't post about it but it's kinda tearing me apart. I'm listening to sad songs all day and feel dissociated af. Hhhhhh I knew it. I knew it would be like Dressrosa all over again. But Doflamingo survived at least.

So much fun /sarc

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Finally, some good immoral sex with my beloved father <33

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I'm in the mood to tell you more about my s/i lore. If you have any questions or things you want me to talk about or explain, PLEASE tell me. I'll gladly take inspiration for what to talk about. I'd preferably talk about my Kaido s/i, but if you're curious about the other ones, I can also talk about those. Just tell me what you're curious about.

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Got tagged by @yumeyuyumeyume

Thanks for the tag! I'm a fictionkin, so there actually are multiple versions of me! This reblog game was made for me (•̀ᴗ•́ )و

I tag @yumefoxselfship @little-lion-man-self-ships @eros-omophagia @fleurui @ofironandivory @dangeroustigerbasement + anyone who wants to do it!

tag game!!

I found a tag game on twitter and decided why not include everybody here on the fun. Post 4 characters you would be in another universe

Me in another universe:

Npt: @i-promise-i-am-not-on-drugs @pythoness94 @purple-racoon-80 @robintheoriedbyler @bylrr-fridge @bylerfiles @unwise-cleric @star-41306 @cleric-byers7 @sykatz @swiftlyconehead @the-bogginses-are-gay @oncamelliastreet @rainebasillovesbyler @elhopper1sm @elhopperentourage @lorax-devito @apurplesloth + anybody else <3

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So, there's this scene.

Translation: "Don't resist and become shogun for me. Children should listen to their fathers. You can display your strength as the shogun of Wano as you please! Rule everything and do as you please!"

SO, here's the thing. Yamato doesn't want that. And that is PERFECT for my self indulgent ass. Because you know what would make soooo much more sense? If our father chose me. And HEAR ME OUT here, because I have valid arguments.

First of all, Yamato doesn't even wanna be shogun. Secondly, I always obey my father's commands and try to fulfill all his wishes, while Yamato... well, he doesn't lol. I love him but he clearly doesn't vibe with our family's ambitions. So who would clearly be a better shogun for our father? Someone who loves and respects him and does everything he wants or someone who hates him, follows totally different dreams and would kill him if he had the chance to?

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Okay. So. It's decided. In my world, Luffy never came to Wano. Seems like the only option I have to avoid my home being destroyed.

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Since blue fire is hotter than red fire... How about... to make up for my smaller size and therefore weaker body, I can breathe blue fire. Well, both red and blue, because that makes sense

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Father was in my dream again last night rararara

I was at a convention and they had this massive Kaido figurine. But you could hang it on the wall yk. So I wanted to buy it, but someone was,, like,,, one second faster than me and bought it before me. And then I cried lol

Can my dreams be happy for once? :(

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this is a safe space for toxic relationships and unhealthy romance and unhealthy power balances and of course who could forget stockholm syndrome

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Canon can kiss my ass. None of that ever happened. We are canon haters in this household.

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I firmly believe that almost all my problems with canon would be solved in a world without Luffy. And I mean this in the nicest way possible. Arlong Park would still exist, Doflamingo would still reign over Dressrosa, Katakuri would've never been defeated and I would live happily with Kaido. I don’t even want to harm Luffy. I just wish he would leave us alone. Just let us live in peace. Go away. Please.

He took our home, our honor, our dreams. Arlong and Doflamingo are in prison and my father is fucking DEAD. How about we get to live in peace for once?