silverspleen
silverspleen
Dragoonfliy Teeth
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I am a grown-ass 30+ adult-person who likes nerdy-person things. Rated M for MATURE (gore, violence, language, nudity)
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silverspleen · 12 hours ago
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Honestly I'm gotta glue the microwave handle back on before @quillusquillus comes to visit me because if he walks in my apartment and can't open the microwave normally he is going to make fun of me. It's gonna be the dull knives all over again!
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silverspleen · 12 hours ago
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People meet me in real life and they are like, "wow Dragoon, you are so chill and intelligent! you really seem to roll with life's little punches. Talking with you is always nice" and I go "well, I was really privileged to have a good life, so I like to pay the positive attitude forward!" and then they get to know me and realize that I pour 80% of my challenging anxious behaviors into bizarre rules that make my life just a little weirder and more difficult.
(This is about how I don't buy anything from amaz*n unless I have donated blood through our local drive that pays you in gift cards. I am allowed to use gift card blood money to buy from amaz*n and only gift card blood money.)
(And how I still don't have a handle on my microwave after it fell off. I could glue it back in at literally any point. And yet????)
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silverspleen · 16 hours ago
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i was so sad, i drew a little bat so i wouldn’t be sad. and now i am no longer sad.
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silverspleen · 19 hours ago
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my favorite time is lights out bedtime in jammies lay in bed and beat my OCs with metal bats for bedtime story in my brain
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silverspleen · 21 hours ago
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Made a regular-degular Tav version of River for a co-op run, he's fresh from the Underdark and doesn't know all the words(there's so many!!). A fun possibility for a wizard romance uno-reverse presented itself.
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silverspleen · 23 hours ago
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Aaaaand my stage backdrop for this year's Anthro Weekend Utah as well! Had a ton more I wanted to fit into this one given more time, but I'm glad I managed to get a fat little sealmaid in there ♥️
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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yelling WHAT'S GOING ON????
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yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????
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Anyway I paired them in black and white for maximum family drama and I was correct to do so. I still don't know how they're related but you cannot lie to me and tell me that they aren't. Maelle is wrapped in the Dessendre Family Drama somehow! We know it!
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I love how dirtynasty everyone gets between camp cutscenes because yeah they would all look that terrible in the field.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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I BEAT ACT 2 I UNDERSTAND NOW.
yelling WHAT'S GOING ON????
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yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????
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Anyway I paired them in black and white for maximum family drama and I was correct to do so. I still don't know how they're related but you cannot lie to me and tell me that they aren't. Maelle is wrapped in the Dessendre Family Drama somehow! We know it!
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I love how dirtynasty everyone gets between camp cutscenes because yeah they would all look that terrible in the field.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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yelling WHAT'S GOING ON????
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yelling WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?????
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Anyway I paired them in black and white for maximum family drama and I was correct to do so. I still don't know how they're related but you cannot lie to me and tell me that they aren't. Maelle is wrapped in the Dessendre Family Drama somehow! We know it!
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I love how dirtynasty everyone gets between camp cutscenes because yeah they would all look that terrible in the field.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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Incredibly silly lil icons of Banzai, my comfort raptor plushie, and Black Sun, my spinosaurus from ARK: Survival Evolved
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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ryder does the cutest hands-behind-the-back pose in cora’s loyalty mission and i had to draw it as a warmup
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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Nick: Hey, Jason, do you ever wanna talk about your feelings? Jason: Nope. Eric : I do! Nick: I know, Eric. Eric : I’m sad. Nick: I know, Eric.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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I am all for critically analyzing Call of Duty y'all have no idea it is just so so much fun to me. Chewing on the ultra-processed slop of the military industrial complex and the AAA gaming industry like a ravenous animal.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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I am so fucking excited for this video essay you guys have no idea.
Folding Ideas "CoD Ghosts is bad" video? Hype off the charts. No one talks about CoD Ghosts and I get a FORTY FOUR MINUTE video essay about how it's bad in 2025? Yes. Yes god yes.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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A certain rawness behind those eyes.
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silverspleen · 2 days ago
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I suppose now that I have avenged [REDACTED] I should take Maelle out of her fancy black obscur armor, but she looks sooooooo good in it. Going to be a struggle to find a good replacement.
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