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m4ggotm0ld · 8 months ago

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I read smut for the first time so here my reaction to some parts idk(all on the notes app btw)

the authors grammar was so bad istg☹️

it just cut to the smut so quickly so I was reading it just like :0

and then it became super funny after that

is it normal to find graphic smut funny

#i was laughing for almost 20min after this 😭#like why was it so funny #especially when it was talking about his huge dick #I WAS ON THE FLOOR JUST DYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD #it also described him as being jacked and I was sitting there just like “girl tf you mean🤨”#this man is built like a twig idk what you’re saying #hobie brown #hobie brown fic #cw graphic #cw smut #ao3 #notes app

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

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daftmooncretin · 11 months ago

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spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

#spock baby im sorry but it looks like the backdrop of one of those alpha male podcasts #nurse chapel is stronger then me because if i saw this frat boy ass decor i would have immediately gotten the ick and left #the lack of coherent design is so funny #ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW TO CURTAIN IS COVERING THE SHELVES WHICH IS SUCH A SMALL THING BUT IT MAKES ME SO MAD WHY SPOCK WHY #i hope bones never saw this room because he would have a fucking field day #star trek #star trek tos #spirk #jim kirk #spock #tos

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shepscapades · 1 month ago

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I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

#I DIDNT EVEN MISREAD IT UNTIL I SAW WHAT OTHER PEOPLE WERE LAUHGING AT #no clue if it was intentional for it to be so easily misreadable but it had me in peels dude #suggestive #I DONT EVER TAG THAT WHY AM I LIKE. SCARED #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #wlsmp #wild life smp #wlsmp spoilers #ethoslab #etho #tango #tangotek #art escapades #tuff guys #good grief I can’t stand them they’re so funny #trafficblr #traffic smp #tw suggestive

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shhhhimwatchingthis · 5 months ago

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My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

#louis de pointe du lac #lestat de lioncourt #armand #daniel molloy #akasha #iwtv spoilers #iwtv season 3 spec #interview with the vampire #iwtv #claudia iwtv #do you think it has occured to him to follow up on why Real Rashid and Talamasca were in his house? no hes redecorating!#and taking back his ex #and this is not weak or bad writing btw Louis cares about 2 maybe 3 people and does not particularly Like being a vampire #this is all very In Character its just also so funny in a protagonist #1k #5k #10k

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callonpeevesie · 3 months ago

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I'm onto something I'm telling you

#I'M SORRY THIS IS INCREDIBLY FUNNY TO ME #tintin #phoenix wright #ace attorney #the adventures of tintin #hergé #bande dessinée #gyakuten saiban #naruhodo ryuichi #meme #shitpost #venn diagram #peevesie speaks #original content #i like how they were both meant as reader/player insertish characters #and then everyone went ''what's his backstory why is he Like That i'm so concerned''#i love fandom #this venn diagram was originally made like. last year i think #this is the updated version

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spookberry · 17 days ago

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post trick or treating activity

#i know halloween was over a week ago but #anyways this was actually inspired by me and my own childhood friends #i didnt like the dip but i loved the sticks #and most kids prefer the dip #so id always wind up splitting em with people #made danny go as frankenstein cuz of frankie dressing as him in that one official nick art #also i gave him the g3 shoes for good measure #dont have a solid reason as to why tucker went as phantom #just thought it was funny #danny phantom #my art #savant par #technically this is a completely platonic action #but yall know i gotta push my agenda regardless #tucker foley

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 7 days ago

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the high guards littlest fan

#bumblebee #b 127 #soundwave #shockwave #transformers one #transformers #the high guard #i think its really funny that this iteration of bee doesnt really care about being small #like tfa bee gets all mad and aggro about it but b127 is just like 'cos u guys a bigger than me! u know what i mean u know what i mean'#i do think hed be like “why didnt i grow 😧” after everyone gets their cogs though LOOOL #funfact bee WITH a cog is only like a bit taller than d16 WITHOUT a cog #dee is like so huge though #keegan michael key said that his fave transformer is soundwave #and he actually improved the voice he does when bee says his nickname off of soundwaves voice #and that he really like shis voice #so of course im making bee soundwave fan number 1

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fanaticalthings · 30 days ago

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important family group chat discussions

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chloesimaginationthings · 15 days ago

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What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #Jeremiah fnaf #mike schmidt #jeremy fitzgerald #fnaf 2 movie #ID be so down for jeremiah being a night guard in the new establishment #I only think his inclusion could enhance things #like the set up is already perfectly there #his name is derived from Jeremy #he’s a security guard so him working there isn’t left field #and he’s already friends with Mike so they can interact immediately #Mike obviously would want to protect his friend too #so that adds another layer to why he’s gotta stay at the location etc #I also think Jeremiah’s reaction to the animatronics etc would be so funny #he’d be the ‘straight man’ in that set up #he’d be such a good addition to the main group #chill with if they get someone else to be Jeremy etc #but jeremiah would feel like a big missed opportunity to me

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originalartblog · 2 months ago

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Someone's last crush didn't live up to the hype 😬

#yes fyodor literally called dazai by name a second ago what of it #WHY did he say it like that!! ''atsushi i'm going home to sleep come with me 😘'' WHAT #i don't even know if this should count as ship art it reads more like fyodor's obsession with dazai grasping at straws to bounce back #up next: fyodor's past flirting with natsume TRUST dazai was the also a bounceback bf #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #bsd 119 #bsd atsushi #bsd nakajima atsushi #bsd fyodor #bsd fyodor dostoyevsky #nawy's comics #i tried to get something out of this comic but i have so much trouble being funny these days i'm so dissatisfied with everything😔

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lotus-pear · 2 months ago

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charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

#WOW WHO WOULD HAVE FUCKING THOUGHT THEYD BE MY FAVORITES. THIS TOTALLY WASNT EXPECTED. NOT AT ALL.#i have lots of persona art its just uncolored dw #doing the shujin trio next i miss them so bad☹️☹️ also i need pegoryu content to stay sane and alive #anyway they're like. actually fucking insane 💀💀💀💀#like lawlight level toxic yaoi its so absurd #like i was like damn soukoku is intense WHO ARE THESE FREAKS #WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LIKE THIS.#ACTUALLY FUCKING INSANE. LIKE EXTREMELY MENTAL AND SICK IN THE HEAD.#AKECHI IS A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH #god they actually make me so fucking AUAUAUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHH #i NEED to finish royal shidos palace GUTTED ME #they were initially so funny to me bc right off the bat you can tell how much of a FREAK akechi is just paraphrasing hegel #and being so ferevently obsessed with ren its like bro why is this guy straightup dickriding us for telling him we like our eggs well done #ANYWAY their dynamic always felt so sad to me bc it was akechi just desperately clawing for what ren had the entire time ☹️#and the more he realized how worthless he was in comparison the more mentally unhinged he became until he actually broke #me when the trope is “the love was there but it wasn't enough to save them” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (FUCKING DEVASTATING)#ermmm anyway yea they're neat. ig #persona 5 #persona 5 royal #p5 #p5r #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #goro akechi #shuake #akeshu #lotus draws

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almondcroissantsandink · 2 months ago

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i've been BELTING out the Epic concept album in the car to and from work the past couple of weeks, esp. the bit where Odysseus cries out for Athena at the end of Love in Paradise, and I thought it would be funny if the goddess herself was like WHY is this person in rural NY state calling for me every day at 8:40am and after 5pm