#like uh buddy

[codashbee]

So I'm GENUINELY not mad at this person in the slightest, but I'm a LITTLE annoyed, bc this person in this dnd campaign I'm playing is abt to swap their char out bc they're not feeling the Grove, and I'm like "bruh", bc it's the sorcerer (my go-to class), and the other 2 members of the party are front liners, so I'm probably gonna be "the back-liner", being the warlock, except not REALLY, bc I'm a hexblade, so I'm just like >:((((

[captain-krow-drozdov]

Danny Is An Alternate Version Of Ra's Al Ghul And Flash Already Called Dibs On Adopting Him

Danny In All His Sleep Deprived Slightly Scuffed Up From A Fight Glory Is On His Way To Clockworks Tower To Hopefully Get A Nap And Maybe Some Homework Done When A Natural Portal Opens Up In Front Of Him And Proceeds To Unceremoniously Drop Him In The DC Verse Just Outside Of Central City Before Promptly Closing Leaving A Tired Danny Behind In A Run Down Abandoned Parking Lot.

It's Times Like This When Danny Regrets Putting Off Learning How To Make His Own Portals, Cause Now He Is Very Much Stuck For The Foreseeable Future And He Has No Idea Where Or When He Is. Luckily For Him However Central City Isn't Too Far Away, Unlucky For Him However Is That Once In The City He Realizes This Isn't His Dimension. He's Pretty Sure He'd Remember Something Called The Justice League.

So What Do You Do When Supernatural Bullshit Fails You? You Fall Back On Your Mad Scientist Roots And You Make A Portal Gun. So That's Exactly What Danny Plans To Do.

Unfortunately Staying Alive And Building Questionably Safe Portal Technology Requires Money And Supplies, So He Ends Up Wandering From City To City Doing Odd Jobs/Fixing Up Busted Tech For Cash Or Unwanted Electronics For His "Operation: Get Home" Needs. This Obviously Ends In A Few Superhero Encounter Shenanigans.

Though He Always Ends Up Back Near Central City, Both On The Off Chance The Natural Portal Will Open Up Again And Because Out Of All The Superheroes That Apparently Exist In This Universe The Speedsters Are His Favorite (Red Robin Is Solidly His Second Favorite Ever Since The Gotham Vigilante Gave Him A Large Coffee Filled With Enough Caffeine To Kill A Man).

Unbeknownst To Danny However Is That Every Hero/Vigilante He Has Encountered Has Come To At Least One Of The Following Conclusions; 1. Run Away Meta Who Is In Desperate Need Of A Good Meal/Adoption Bait. 2. Possibly Red Robin/Tim Drake Clone 3. A Good Kid But Could Possibly Be A Future Rouge If Left Unsupervised. 4. Did Bats Get A New Kid And Why Is He Here?

All Flash Knows Is That He Saw The Kid First And Therefore Has Dibs. Suck It Bruce.

Fast-forward A Few Months And Danny Gets Hurt During A Rogue Attack While Trying To Help Some Civilians Get To Safety (Old Hero Habits Die Hard (Ha Die Hard) And All That Jazz) And He Nopes Out Once Everyone Is Safe And When The Paramedics Are Busy With Other People Unaware He Left A Blood Sample Behind.

One DNA Test Brought To You By Paranoid Bat Concerns Of A Possible Red Robin Clone Later And They Find Out That Dannys DNA Matches One Ra's Al Ghul.

They Now Think Danny Is An Escaped Ra's Al Ghul Clone.

Memes For The Vibes:

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

[bacchuschucklefuck]

this has been a roller coaster of a design journey but finally I can present you: class swap artificer!adaine and rogue!fabian

[itsdefinitely]

could you pretty please perhaps draw Richie x Jason 🙏🙏💗

kyle put him up to this

[lousycapy]

I just think Max and Oscar are neat together. Like they just MATCH each other’s YAP. Blunt honesty with a sprinkle of dry humour? Yes please dear. Shitting on Mercedes’ incompetence in the cooldown room? Absolutely mate. Nerding out about cars and driving, acting out the motions with their hands whilst their faces get all expressive? Please do queen. Oh don’t worry about talking too much I love listening to you maxplain you're so interesting. Oh keep oscribing look at me I'm so attentive I'm nodding to aknowledge all you're saying about cars I love when you talk dirty to me 😁

[haunted-xander]

Probably some of my favorite page(s) from the p4au manga. Cringe ass loser Narukami LMAOO

Also, this one gets a special mention

They Mike Wazowski'd him lmaoooo

[southernroach]

my thoughts on roach having a journal:

i think it’s a tattered thing that’s bursting at the seams. to me, roach is the kind of person who uses something to the point where it’s unrecognizable.

so for his journal, the bundle of pages is near completely separate from the cracked leather binding. and he doesn’t know how to fix it so he just wraps a rubber band over it twice over and tosses it in his bag. whenever he runs out of paper, he just stuffs more at the end. the pages in the beginning are yellowed from the dirt while the ends are usually a crisp white.

there’s an egregious use of post-its. either things that he remembers after the initial entry, doodles, or him wanting to provide smaller details that don’t really apply to the writings but still feels worthy of remembering. he likes to look at it from the side and see the vibrant pinks, greens, and yellows of the post-its throughout the journal.

he tried at first to keep it neat but he just gets too into the writing and suddenly his words are tipping downwards, out of line. his pencil has ripped through many pages because his emotions can get overwhelming, slaps a post-it right over that too. the ink always changes entry to entry and is slightly smudged.

unlike soap’s journal that’s filled with drawings, roach tapes things that he’s found into it. he likes how physical it is, likes running his fingers over the textures till the item softens and slightly loses form. when that happens, he tapes a big strip of transparent tape over it.

he just doesn’t really trust himself to catch all the details and that’s something so intensely important to him, so he’d rather steal a piece of that reality and keep it close.

[brainrotcharacters]

I'm going insane for this old man's voice

[dreambutdontsleepx]

they're gonna put him back in pr jail

[willmiwi]

Okay so silly little thing I want; no NEED: I want buddie to be either fighting or flirting w each other on a call and get told by some of the victims "oh my god GET A ROOM !!!!". I just knowww their hearts would drop out of their ass *evil smirk*

[shepscapades]

4, if it so pleases you!

4. Everything Machine - half•alive

This song is also fourth on the DBHC Etho playlist! I guess now is as good a time as any to Officialize that Last Life is now canon to the dbhc au!!! Yayyyy SFVJDFKJ uhh yeah. This song is very literal in that I think Etho sees himself as responsible for being that perfect machine for bdubs? And being good at what he does, and vowing to be there for bdubs… when of course, in the end, he’s really not there for bdubs, is he.

No lasting trauma with that one, I’m sure

[tgd-sideblog]

911 fandom should consider that sure 6ft+ men used to sleeping alone could share a bed cutely but what about the comedy potential

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i saw them in the cookbook pages and Immediately thought of this meme:

[tommygotwrittenoff]

i just think if roles were reversed and buck was the one saying those gay ass lines to eddie, eddie wouldve proposed like four seasons ago

[braisedhoney]

show (us) the world outside.