southernroach
southernroach
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southernroach · 7 days ago
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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
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would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
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southernroach · 7 days ago
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Happy roachposting, lovelies! I have yet another doodle to offer fellow roach enjoyers
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He is darling, truly.
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southernroach · 16 days ago
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southernroach · 16 days ago
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southernroach · 16 days ago
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life is painful and hard but gary sanderson is my sweet lil funky guy
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southernroach · 16 days ago
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head in my hands,,,do you guys think roach got to eat at chipotle,,fuck i’m so distraught pls he needs it
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southernroach · 17 days ago
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Something possessed me again during maths (I think it was roach)
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southernroach · 17 days ago
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the reason roach didn’t get that melee kill? i made sure his knife was blunt.
roach was spotted during cliffhanger? i shot him with ten paintballs so he’s a giant orange splotch running around in the snow.
got overwhelmed with enemies during gulag? i hired 100 people to pretend to be soldiers, they aren’t even shooting at roach, they’re just there to body block him whenever he tries to run and heal.
i’m making him MISERABLE.
i hope everyone knows that in all of roach’s missions, he has a pebble in his boots. i put it there to make his life WORSE.
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southernroach · 17 days ago
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More Roach posting?!?!?
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Many iterations because I liked them :) just a lazy piece, but that's okay!
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southernroach · 17 days ago
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
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southernroach · 18 days ago
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Roach:"hey, captain!"
Mactavish:"don't care, deal with it yourself."
Roach:
Mactavish:"okay, what did you do?"
Roach:"stabbed ghost, I was just wondering how do I stop the bleeding?"
Mactavish:"you don't know how to stop bleeding? How?! You have survived so many gunshots."
Roach:"they just stop bleeding by themselves."
Mactavish:"of course they do..."
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southernroach · 19 days ago
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20 21 40 GhostRoach ^.^
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Gonna do the on a scar for this one
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southernroach · 20 days ago
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wip
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southernroach · 20 days ago
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the boyf riends are rotting my brain..........
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southernroach · 21 days ago
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Would you love me if I was a shrimp
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southernroach · 21 days ago
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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.
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southernroach · 21 days ago
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thought about roach, made me wanna cry happy tears i love him so dearly and i miss him so very much
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