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harry at these wembley shows this past week has just made him seem so real??????
#does that make sense idk#like the other shows are just like ooh fun yay#but heās literally a real human at these wembley shows#all the videos are so š„²š„¹š„²šššš«¶š½
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Can we get oscar x teacher smau since school is starting over here in America?
Professor Piastri? | OP81
an: thank you so much for this request! i had so much fun with it. i had to remake this three times because tumblr kept deleting my progress š« . good luck with the start of school soon!
fc: pinterest
requests: open
messages between oscar and yn

oscarpiastri
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only 34 days left š
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userone: I WANT MORE B&W PHTOOS š³š„š³š„
usertwo: what is op81 doing in a library?
landonorris: summer break is in 15 days you muppet
oscarpiastri: i know, i can count
landonorris: right and iām world champion
userthree: i need more photographer oscar content
logansargeant: i swear it was 28 days the other day?
oscarpiastri: no ā¹ļø
userfour: what does logan knowš¤Ø
userfive: me š¤ oscar, both having important things in 34 days
usersix: ooh whatās yours!!
userfive: school break!
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imessage between oscar and yn

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getting to see the hubby live at work š„°
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yourbestfriend: HOW DOES IT FEEL FHAT OSCAR PIASTRI, YOUR HUSBAND, IS NOW A GRAND PRIX WINNER
ynprivate: SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP I CANT EVEN CELEBRATE WITH HIM
oscarpiastri: you can celebrate with me in the hotel room
logansargeant: ew get a room
oscarpiastri: iām trying to
yourcoworker: THIS is why you didnāt want to meet up for coffee and mark papers?!
ynprivate: š
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logansargeant: my favourite secret wag i swear
ynprivate: how many secret wags do you know?
logansargeant: š¤
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BREAKINGā¼ļø
the shock. the disbelief. the dismay for some. oscar piastri married?! today the world is shocked to find out that one of the gridās most charming drivers has been secretly married for years! thatās right, married. the news was bought to us after a screenshot was leaked on twitter from yn (his wife)ās private instagram where she was seen posting him with the caption āgetting to see the hubby live at workš„°ā. the woman identified as yn ln, still goes by her maiden name was a girl he met while at boarding school.
yn ln is currently a teacher in england, and the couple has managed to keep their relationship entirely under the radar. sources close to the couple reveal that they chose to keep their marriage private due to her career in education, wanting to protect her from the intense public scrutiny that comes with being associated with an f1 star (hence the reason she has kept her maiden name)
the screenshot, which shows a sweet picture of oscar looking into her camera, has sent the f1 fandom into spirals!
despite the sudden exposure, oscar and his wife have yet to comment on the leak. the secrecy surrounding around their relationship only adds to the intrigue, leaving fans and media outlets waiting with bated breath.
who is oscar piastri and what more is he hiding?
*photos credit to ynās instagram*
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cats out the bag now, mrs piastri everyone. only 11 more days until her summer break!
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userone: thatās what the countdown was about š„¹
usertwo: oh hell nawh they both hot
userthree: how long have they been together what?!
logansargeant: married for two years but together for much longer, iāve known since 2019āŗļø
landonorris: oscar we are NOT friends
oscarpiastri: i am sorry, i had to respect the mrsā wishes
landonorris: LOGAN HAS KNOWN FOR SIX YEARS THAT YOU HAD A PARTNER
landonorris: i was low-key starting to think you were gay mate
ynprivate: iām so sorry!! i just didnāt want work and private life to get mixed up
landonorris: i guess i can somewhat forgive him
ynprivate: yay! maybe we can meet for coffee to get to know you better, osc talks so much about you :)
landonorris: he talks about me š„¹
userfour: i think they broke the internet for good this time
userfive: helpppp lando in the comments šš
usersix: imagine your teacher being oscar piastriās WIFE
userseven: i hope nicole didnāt find out through instagram
nicolepiastri: no, but i did find out he got engaged three weeks after it happened!
alex_albon: @/landonorris take this L and hold it you dweeb
landonorris: šš
#f1#f1 imagine#f1 smau#f1 fanfic#mclaren#oscar piastri smau#oscar piastri imagine#oscar x you#oscar piastri#f1 x female reader#f1 x y/n#f1 x you#f1 fic#f1 x reader#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x yn#oscar piastri fluff#oscar piastri comfort#lando norris#logan sargeant
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TADC Ep 4 Ramble! (?)
OKAY!! ive been wanting to yap about this for a while so!!
FIRST!! what finally got me to make this post!
the difference between how jax and ragatha worded it when they said something about gangle being happy!!

as you can see here, jax says "I like you better when you're sad."
but why am i thinking about this so much?
jax doesn't really say "i hate when youre happy," or anything of that sort! he just says "i like you better when you're sad." is there really that much of a difference? well, yes!
there's actually a BIG difference!
"I hate when you're happy," would mean that Jax ONLY likes Gangle when she's sad and that he makes her sad BECAUSE she's happy, which isn't the case!
We KNOW that Jax doesn't do it because he dislikes when she's happy (although that MIGHT be the case, he definitely doesnt overall HATE when she's happy) because he says in Ep 1;
"I'm fine with doing whatever, as long as I get to see funny things happen to people."

AND at the beginning of Ep 3, he has absolutely no issue with her being happy in any way. You can even visually see the reason he throws her mask is because he thinks it's funny.
(he literally dgaf)




Hell, you can tell he wasn't even considering throwing her mask until Gangle mentioned the doors and he was like "oh stars yknow what would be funny..."


oh stars wait i didnt know there was a pic limit hokd on
okay had to delete some SORYR wait does fhis mean this has to be a seperate part thing??? how do i even do fhat... oh dear... THATS OKAY ILL FIGURE IT OUT!! anyways
I'm sure you get my point! Yes, in Ep 2, he seems a bit happier with her being sad, he LITERALLY SAYS "Aren't you supposed to be submissive and agreeable?", but also remember he SPECIFICALLY says
"I like you better when you're sad." not that he ONLY likes her when she's sad, which is kinda my point with this.
Now, what makes it so different to Ragatha's comment about her being happy?
"You're kind of annoying when you have your happy mask."


Yeah. Kind of a big difference.
She just straight up says she thinks Gangle is annoying when she has her happy mask.
It can be argued that it's because Ragatha was hit with the good ol' stupid sauce, but if you haven't noticed, it's not that it made her stupid(although it sorta did), it just made her brutally honest with how she felt.
Gangle already knows that Ragatha is a people pleaser. Kind of everyone knows that. But regardless, Gangle considers Ragatha a friend. Sure, she could've expected it from Jax, but from RAGATHA?
Yeah. I wouldn't expect it either.
Because again, unlike Jax, Ragatha says she finds Gangle annoying when she's happy. Jax does not. And we know Jax is typically at least somewhat honest about how he feels. He literally has no reason to lie to Gangle about that, though. Like literally no reason.
"I like you better when you're sad" is a BIG difference than "You're kind of annoying when you have your happy mask."
Before anyone mentions it, although yes Ragatha DOES say happy MASK, Gangle doesn't exactly show she's sad when she has her happy mask on. She seems happier than when she doesn't have it, but we can pretty confidently assume that's not the case. I'll get into her mask later, though.
Regardless, what we know so far is that nobody really knows her happy mask doesn't actually make her happy except (now) Pomni and MAYBE Zooble.
Although I sorta doubt the Zooble thing because Ep 4 allowed us to learn that Gangle has a bigger mood drop the longer she's 'happy' for, since happiness isn't what she truly feels most of the time.
OKAY next post so i can put more images.
#tadc gangle#tadc jax#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc ragatha#tadc pomni#tadc kinger#tadc zooble#tadc ep 4#tadc episode 4#tadc episode four#the amazing digital circus gangle#gangle#aah i think thats all?#gangle is not okay#if anything id say she needs help#like serious help#she probably wont get it though#rip#ribbun#?#i guess???#i dunno#but i talked about jax and gangle way too much#also my username literally has ribbun#so i guess i wouldve added that tag anyways#okay thats all now so bye bye friends!!#love yall!#wait i missed something#nevermind
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Livestream Watchthrough Thoughts (14-12-2024)
I loved this stream! It was a lot of fun, despite the heckler (they made some great jokes out of it, but itās still a shitty thing to do), andā¦ Yeah, I donāt have much else to say before I start my thoughts, other than I made a new tag for my watchthrough thoughts, because Iāll probably be making these again. Theyāre really fun to make, and it seems like there are some people who enjoy reading them, too, so it all works out quite well.
The audio is great!!!
āLovely little Luke Manningā I love that this is a new thing Sam seems to be doing
Tom has his head in his hands a minute inā¦ this is going to be a good show
Honestly, just settling in and listening to Samās intro is so comforting (can you tell my autism likes repetition?)
āIām taking the joke about German train stations out of my head, because Tom doesnāt want everyone to hate meā this intro has had some edgier jokes and Iām here for it
Callback to the Prime Ministerās First Day!
āI almost understand everything you say!ā He said it so earnestly
I know itās a different tunnel, butā¦ Cliff, is that you?
AJ inserting whatās meant to be a one-off atmosphere-setting singsong and then Sam making him change it over and over is peak SFTH
We made it all the way through munchkin land with Luke without a short jokeāamazing!
āYour performanceā okay fuck this guy (slight overreaction? ā¦No.)
(They are doing a really good job of handling the heckler, though)
I love the new format of Letters!!!
āJonathan Rolexā I genuinely have no idea if this is a real person involved with creating Rolex watches (I assume not, but I do not know anything about this sort of thing, so I could be wrong)
āHow fucking dare youā Luke is amazing at picking tones of voice; he sounds so politely offended and itās great
Ooh, weāre breaking theā¦ Itās not really the fourth wall, but kind of?
āYouāre. In. ā¦Words.ā I love AJ
āYay!ā That was so sweet; Tom is amazing
I love when they do this accent (Iām not sure what part of the UK itās from and now I fear Iām living up to American stereotypes (I swear I used to know, but Iām exhausted and itās been a minute since I looked it up))
āShut the FUCK UP!ā Fuck yeah Sam and AJ!
Also Sam indirectly calling the heckler an ass is iconic
āFor a wise man, youāve got to work on your mimeā I love it when they insult each other (look insults are a love language, okay, and I like seeing people have friends)
āTell me a little bit about gold, thenā I love that AJ took not knowing what frankincense was (which I assume was genuine, although it could have just been a bit) and turned it into a running joke with the gold
This is so confused and I love it
āIām Frank; itās my incenseā we can always rely on Tom for wordplay
āThen I put down the hammerā fucking plot twist, Luke, good god
āCheryl is nowā¦ā āKnocked out.ā Honestly, I thought they were going to go for ādeadā, so itās better than it could have been
āThis is becoming a regular occurrenceā Tom???
āIs this a robbery, Aaron? Are you robbing the company?ā āOnly if you force me to get the gun out of my pocket.ā This show is gold
āYou also have another gun, which is clearly in your beltā I really thought that we were goingā¦ somewhere else with that
Iām the tiniest bit sad we didnāt get two lesbians (but obviously Iām also very happy with the scene we got)
Honestly āin the roundā is a hilarious suggestion
āI donāt know how to cry. My childhood was bad.ā Sam
I donāt think Iāve ever seen a Wes Anderson film, but their impressions are always top tier
Luke desperately trying to get Sam to actually understand the Spanish and Sam just failing is amazing
āGet yourself... a drug problemā SAM
Is it a SFTH show if Sam doesnāt unbutton his shirt?
āCalm downā Sam is amazing
āI think Iām going to give Luke the most appropriate book that I've ever given him...ā āI Want that Twink Obliteratedā oh my god (also, like... I canāt believe thatās a real book) (I absolutely can)
āPretty sure that's the title of one of our fanfictionsā well Iām sure itās going to be now (also I know they know about the fandom and fandom activities but it still kills me whenever they talk about it)
āWill you please stop trying to have a conversation?ā I love that Luke and AJ are just messing up the way the game is meant to work
āChapter fourteen.ā āHow did you know we're filing for bankruptcy?ā Tom that was an amazing save
This was actually surprisingly wholesome considering the title of Luke's book
The five seconds of pure holding-back-laughter staring between Sam and AJ at āeggā
Sam
āIām going to fuck you up, sunā as a person whose chronic illness gets worse in heat, I donāt think Tom has ever said a more relatable thing
āWell, arenāt we standing in two bland positionsā Tom is great
āHere we are. The two men in the world with the longest penises, touching tips.ā Well that escalated quickly
I know snake eyes is a dice thing, but... Snakehips?
āCalm downā pt. 2; I love Sam (although I do hope it doesnāt actually bother him)
āIf you kiss me nowā being interrupted by a kiss is brilliant timing
Also AJās still wearing the bracelet ā¤ļø
Fucking hell, Sam (him just grabbing Luke unprompted like that caught me so off guard)
āIām putting this in a museumā Tom???????
āNow, am I saying āsee it, say it, sort itā or āsee it, say it, sortedā?ā āWell, based on that poster, I think it's āsortedā.ā Look, as an American, I am grateful for the clarification (also hi, SNftHitW)
āThe next station is Cockfosters.ā āThat's not on the Metropolitan Line.ā I said in my last watchthrough that I love when AJ makes an unimportant mistake and Sam latches on to it, and I stand by that statement. (Also, they mention Cockfosters station a lot; is that a particularly popular stop, or do they just pick it because it has a memorable name?)
āYes, well, he does make a lot of promises, doesnāt he?ā Oooh, drama (and sass)
āGood evening and welcome to Chip Harrington. Iām Chip Harringtonāā Is Chip Harrington related to AndrĆ© Beetroot? (Also I love Chip Harrington already)
I realise AJ stumbling over his words is probably an accident, but I feel like itās important characterisation for Chip
Also is Chip Harrington grown-up Chip from the Cardboard Stegosaurus? (Seems unlikely, but itās possible)
Luke causing trouble is the best
āBe very scaredā wow, what a news reporter
I adore the way AJ just said ā~metropolitan~ā (and Chip Harrington and AndrĆ© Beetroot are definitely related, because that was almost a Beetrootian accent slip)
Luke as a child does the most adorable, innocent little faces, and it kills me
āOh, I needed to tell you something...ā see now i really want to know what that was
Lukeās abduction technique isā¦ interesting
āIām going to copy your faceā Luke???
āJust because I fucked your wife Cassandraāā plot twist! (āYou didnāt know that.ā)
āI was going to give you anaesthetic before I did this; now Iām not so sureā Sam taking his cues from the audienceās response and going ākinkyā killed me
āIāve always thought you were a handsome fellowā hello (god damn it, another niche ship to add to the collection)
āThese noisy streetsā I love Tomās passive aggressive way of calling out the people talking at the back
āYou always say āthis is Chip Harrington, and Iām Chip Harringtonā, but itās actually called the news?ā I love Tomās character, and I donāt think we got a name for her, but she deserves one
āIām Chip Harringtonā look he may not have any idea how but heās trying to help
āI thought you were going to say analā Tom
Okay so Samās acting as Lukeās character pretending to be Samās character is incredible
Tomās baffled/disgusted face as he tries to figure out where they are is everything
āI need to be outside at all timesā I know this is meant to be a bit character, but Iām genuinely really intrigued by this storyline
I canāt be the only one who feels like Chip and the mum have a bit of chemistryā¦
AJ messing up his name after saying it a thousand times might be my new favourite thing
I know we talk a lot about AJās singingāas we shouldābut Sam is also really good
āItās like that, but really much weirderā AJ is amazing
Chip Harrington is the best
This is chaos
Honestly Tomās character is a great mum
āThereās a man out on my lawn who wonāt shut the fuck upā I love Tom
I genuinely think the mum might be the most sane character weāve ever gotten
āThe audience will ~never know~ā god damn it, Iāve been entrapped by another play
I love that the Underground Murderer didnāt actually kill anyone
Tom and Samās high-pitched-voice bit at the end is amazing
āWeāll never see some of you ever again. Hopefully that motherfucker.ā Fuck. Yes. Sam!
I really hate that they had to deal with that heckler (but they did do an amazing job)
#Nightshadowās watchthrough thoughts#<decided to add this tag in case people want to filter out these posts#since I like making them and there will probably be more#as always#if anything sounds like a criticism#I promise itās not#(unless itās a criticism of the heckler)#(in which case it absolutely is)#(because seriously why do people do that?)#(they handled it really well)#(but still)#anyway good GOD this is long#Iām so sorry#I doubt anyone will read this#but I had fun making it#and thatās all that matters#sfth#shoot from the hip#sfth patreon
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whatās your favorite merlin ep from each season?
Ooh yay, good question! I don't have these already picked out so I will be giving it a think!
Season 1: I'm gonna have to go with the Moment of Truth. Thought I was gonna go with the Poisoned Chalice, but then I saw MoT on the list and realized it had to be that. There's just so much good in it. It does such a wonderful job of establishing how at home Merlin has become in Camelot, all his friends come to help him, Gwen and Morgana are awesome š And of course all the Merthur stuff. When Arthur asks if Merlin has found a place where he fits in? š Hunith absolutely shipping them? But what really tips this one over the edge for me is Will. I love him so much. He's such a good character, even though he's only in one episode. He's Merlin's best friend!!!! I have put a lot of thought and fanfic into what they must have been like together in Ealdor. Merlin being in the middle of the conflict between Arthur and Will.......... Ugh I could go on but this is already long š
And Dr. Bashir as Kanen is always fun š¤£
Season 2: The Last Dragonlord. My favorite episode of the whole series. I love Balinor sooooooooo much. He is just so. How do I put this into words? He's so harsh when we first meet him, but he is willing to help. There's a gentleness to him that has been hardened by years of intense persecution and grief. He's the last of his kind, just like Kilgharrah š He's so lonely and expects nothing from Merlin, but then..........KASJDFIHALKSJAJD;LJAKJSDASJFDSK. Him and Merlin! All their scenes are so good!!!!! When Merlin says "We could be happy," my heart is destroyed. They got no time with each other!!!!! He would have been so good for Merlin!!!! And the little dragon he whittles for Merlin?? ššš I am not okay. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HUNITH AND BALINOR. ROMANCE OF ALL TIME. Tolkien level love story. But so tragic. Again, I have spent a lot of time and fanfic thinking about what could have been.
Season 3: The Coming of Arthur, part 2 if I have to pick. One word: Mercelot. Merlin with the sword and Lancelot there and Merlin showing off ššš THEM. lakjdlkajlkdjskfasjlkdslkjsalkja. It's also a really good episode and so cool to see the round table and everybody becoming knights. One of the episodes of all time. Honorary mention to The Sorcerer's Shadow. Merlin and Gilli have such an interesting dynamic.
Season 4: Some personal favorites in this season, but I gotta go with The Secret Sharer. Everybody is WORKING in this episode. Agravaine has finally gone too far and it almost breaks Merlin and Arthur š Ugh that scene in the council chambers. "He would not have left without saying goodbye to me." Just kill me now. And then way Gwen is there to check on Merlin š And then Gwaine! GWAINE!!!! A great Merwaine episode. He got bored of playing soldiers! He's really just here for Merlin!! The way Merlin is so dismissive of him at first! But then he helps him and the deleted scene!! And then of course all the Emrys stuff with the Catha is so cool. I'm a bit of a Gaius hater, but I love his relationship with Merlin and it's so strong and good in this one. And then what Gaius says to Arthur at the end š„² I'm fine.
Season 5: The Diamond of the Day, part 2. I feel like I don't really need to explain this one? You get it.
Wow okay all my picks are quite sad. What could this possibly say about me.
#ask#merlin#mercelot#merthur#arthur pendragon#lancelot#merlin emrys#gwen#gaius#gwaine#merwaine#merthurogies
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I finished the second episode of Heartstopper last night (wanted to post about it yesterday, but I was too tired from work), so here are some of my thoughts in no particular order for you now.
Good on Nick for checking up on Charlie after what happened. I found it odd, though, that he seemed more emotional about it than Charlie, but I guess they're in two very different places, mentally. One being 'why do I seem to like this guy way more than my other friends?' & the other being 'omg stop being so nice to me, your straight!' lol. Plus, I get that everyone deals with stuff in their own way & poor Charlie is probably so used to being mistreated that he might just be repressing the full weight of how his feeling as a copeing mechanism. It was also probably very cathartic to finally tell someone everything that happened between him & Ben (as I'm guessing he kept most if not all of it a secret from his friends & sister).
WE FINALLY MEET NELLIE!!!! And she is as cute as I'd hoped (though for some reason I expected her to be a different colour).
Sorry, Charlie, but Tori's right. Your hair looks exactly the same. Also, love that they kept the gag from the novel about her scaring him with her, always showing up suddenly without warning.
Nice to see that the outfits are on point for our boys so far with the plaid/black jeans (trying to impress someone, I see Charlie) & T-shirt/joggers (also what product is Miss Nelson using coz Nick's tops look soft as hell).
Wait, what season is it supposed to be because it looked really sunny when Charlie was walking to Nick's house (I know he was wearing a coat & hat but Charlie is always cold) but then suddenly it's snowing? Idk when Alice first came up with this story, but as a Brit, I haven't seen proper full on Snow since I was probably around eight years old. But hey, maybe in the Heartstopper universe, global warming doesn't exist.
I donāt care what anyone says, I will never get the fun of a snowball fight. If I go somewhere with a friend & they start throwing stuff at me, I'm leaving! Also, picking it up with your bare hands? One, it's been on the ground š¤¢, and two, where are your gloves? Do you not feel the cold? Snow angles do look fun until I think about how my entire behind would be frozen/damp. Sorry if that makes me a "stick in the mud", I don't care š.
Damn, that is one photogenic dog & and aww, they already look like a couple. Also, give it up for Nick's freckles, the real star of the show š.
Omg, being in the same group as someone you hate must be so hard, but I get why Nick can't really say anything about what Ben did, at least not right now. Also, what is up with that Imogen girl? Mind your damn business.
I think it's good we get to see Elle longing for a bond with other girls that she just can't get from her male friend group. Makes her transition feel more fleshed out (for lack of a better word), you know?
Yay, we finally meet Tara & Darcy & they're exactly how I thought they'd be (except I imagined Darcy with brown hair for some reason). Ooh I didn't know Elle was artistic. I wanna decorate pencil cases now. Tara's pink puffa coat is so cute. What is up with adults dictating how long kids' hair can be? Like who gives a fuck! Also "gal pals" had me š.
Oh, thank god, it's just misinformation. For a second, I thought Tao was making shit up just to make Charlie get over his crush. Are kids really like that, though? I can't imagine kissing someone once & having people insist, I'm madly in love with them to this day, like move on already.
Ok, I officially really like the gay teacher, lol.
Love Charlie's sweater & Nick's coats are also very nice. Where are these kids getting their clothes? Coz I'm embarrassed by most of the stuff I wore as a teenager.
The big hoodie moment should be cute, but I just can't help thinking about how skinny Charlie is, which makes me ā¹ļø.
Ok, so I didn't care much for the leaf animation in the first episode, but omg, the little fire crackles when Nick was trying to hold Charlie's hand? Screaming, crying, throwing up!!!!!!! & the hug before he left? Fucking crops watered for life, bitch!
Was digging Elle's outfit, very 70's vibes.
Ah, so their "secret" is out. Also obligatory: š£ LET'S GO LESBIANS LET'S GO š£
Can't wait for the next episode, but I practically passed out after watching episode 2 (manual labour is hard, kids š), so maybe I hallucinated, but did that Imogen girl ask Nick out? I thought she was daiting Ben? Or is that a different girl?
PS. I found out Aled won't be in the show, which I accept & the only reason I haven't talked about Isaac is because he hasn't really done much yet
#heartstopper#heartstopper season 1#heartstopper episode 2#nick nelson#charlie spring#ben hope#tori spring#nellie nelson#imogen heaney#elle argent#tara jones#darcy olsson#tao xu#heartstopper netflix#heartstopper season 1 episode 2#lgbtq+#lgbtq+ media#lgbtq+ characters#trans character#trans female character#lesbian characters#gay character#queer media#queer characters#sapphic relationship#sapphic characters#sapphic#narlie#trans
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Ok im gonna piss of a whole fandom w this. but here we go lol
So ive been thinking abt She-ra lately (spop specifically) and ohmy god it fucking sucks. like i get so mad anytime i remember it, like and if anyone asks me abt it im gonna warn them do NOT watch this show FOR UR OWN GOOD. unless u dont mind an entire season of fanservice AND BY FANSERVICE I DONT MEAN NUDITY OR THE ANIME KIND, ILL GIVE YALL THAT, i mean specifically how they made catradora canon w virtually no other buildup than they were raised together and ooh they hate each other ouuh ;)) enemies to lovers oouoghš«¦ like if ur gonna make a ship like theirs work its gotta have some sort of proper progression w their relationship right? But no, the ENTIRE time up until MIDWAY INTO THE LAST SEASON theyre constantly at each others throats like. its not even fun at that point, it just looks weirdly abusive and toxic. And hey, while were still here, catradora in execution is Such a bad ship bc like. They were raised together. by the Same Person. not even just under the Horde, theyre literally both raised by Shadow weaver. and before their rivalry and in several flashbacks their relationship moreso implicates sisterhood than anything. like idk i dont wanna get too bold here, but it just feels a little too close to !nc3st to just put them together like that?
Omg and lets talk about Fucking SHADOW WEAVER omg. like throughout the whole show were shown and told abt how much of an abusive parental figure she was to adora and especially catra right? But then at THE LITERAL VERY END, Shadow Weaver SELFLESSLY sacrifices herself to help catra and adora save the world. SHadow Weaver, whose entire essence was her desire for Power, who betrayed her own people to obtain it. Who's only semblance of a redemption was her working with the Princesses, just because she would be in a better position of power. no remorse whatsoever for how she treated the two as kids. Nevermind her fake-out to catra that one time, in fact that scene highlights just how easily she'll manipulate those close to her to get what she wants. and u expect me to just "oh wow shadow weaver is so noble for that! This is so sad! poor catra and adora, they lost their now-good mommy!" (again, *their* mommy, eugh). Like im having a hard time believing they were able to mourn her loss like that at all. We've seen them both have very complicated feelings about Shadow weaver. Ok well to be fair we didnt actually GET to see them mourn. which IS ALSO SOMETHING I HAVE ISSUE WITH
the SPEED AT WHICH THE 5TH SEASON RAN omg i HATED IT I HATE IT SO FUCKING MUCH. SO MUCH HAPPENING IN LIKE !) EPS OMG, and on top of that WE DONT EVEN GET A PROPER CONCLUSION???? U EXPECT ME TO BE SATISFIED W THEM ENDING THE LAST EPISODE 5 MINS AFTER SAVING THE WORLD????? And ohmygod DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW THEY SAVED THE WORLD AUGHJLFDRCRJ IT WAS SO BAD Like girl i need SOME kind of CONCLUSION, not just "yay the horde is gone! sunshine and rainbows! bye bye!" GIRL WHAT THE FUCK??! WHAT HAPPENS AFTER??? I WANNA SEE THEM REBUILD ???? I WANT A FLASH FORWARD (AND NO ADORA'S 5 SECOND VISION WHILE SEEKING THE HEART DOESNT COUNT), I WANNA SEE EVERYONE ADJUSTING TO THEIR NEW LIVES. I WANT SOME SWEET SWEET BANTER. I DONT WANT TO READ A FANFIC DEPICTING ALL THAT BC THE CREW GOT LAZY. I WANT A NICE BASE FOR ALL THAT. U GET WHAT I MEAN??!?!?
I think i should mention that i am in no way shape or form homophobic or anything, i am literally the president of the fruitcake club, ok? but the catradora kiss was probably the worst canonization of a relationship in an animated series ever, period. Like really? while Adora's half dead?? and otherwise the whole world ends if u dont?? And with only 5 minutes of runtime left ?????? I am being edged. I am being edged in the worst possible way. I hate it so much. "Dont leave me adora! I LOVE you! I ALWAYS have!!" HUHHH???? U EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT????? "i love u tooš„°" HUHHHHH???? GIRL WHEN DID THIS DEVELOPMENT HAPPEN??? U hung out for literally 3 DAYS and u expect me to believe u guys went from enemies to working out their issues to googoo eyes???? when there was HARDLY ANY OF THAT THERE TO BEGIN WITH???? also just the overall trope of "oh no the world is ending, if i kiss this guy it'll be saved" is sososo bad, idc if its a straight or gay couple, it is probably the most annoying trope ever. like gyattdayum i didnt know i was watching an old Disney movie. i thought this was an epic scifi my bad. Yall need a moment? Do u wanna fuck too? Maximize ur "power of love" slay so the world is extra saved? jesus christ. its the "true loves kiss" trope all over again. Like thats such a rude way to treat a ship too. I want to see it in action, i want to see real progression, ESPECIALLY bc its the main ship, not "ooh they might be gay!!11! ooh they might kiss :) oouhh" and then last second theyre like "btw theyre in love now ;)"
Like id *maybe* get it if there were time constraints like with TOH, id get it if they were like "the idea and concept were there, mr CEO wanted us to shut down the party." but from my research, they didnt really have any constraints like that. And im saying *maybe* bc like with TOH for instance, even though they were forced to cut the show in half, they still delivered everything to progress and end the show properly! They had an *afterword*! they had Lumity and Huntlow and Raeda!! And oh my god the progression of Lumity is so sweet and beautiful! we get to see their "enemy" phase, we get to see them fall for each other, we get to see them date, we get their First Kiss!! We get to see how much they care for each other!! And sure, on the flipside we dont really get to see Huntlow. But thats bc the show got cut before it could *really* take off. There was supposed to be a whole season of Willow and Hunter's hijinks while the gang was in Connecticut. There was supposed to be a whole season of the gang adjusting to Connecticut! We were supposed to see the Archivists involvement and the ultimate showdown in the 4th season!! But they had to be economical bc of the cut, right? So they made a montage of Connecticut, they made three separate, HOUR LONG episodes depicting what couldve happened in the 3rd and 4th seasons. we get to see Willow reciprocate Hunters feelings in the 2nd ep! And most importantly, we get a real conclusion!! we get to see everyone rebuild, we get to see how theyve adjusted, how their lives and relationships have changed. We get a satisfying moment for it all to sink in. we get to properly say our farewells to the characters. All loose ends are properly tied! The Owl House may not be in my top list of cartoons, but u have to admit, it has a very good and satisfying conclusion. And all that with such intense time constraints too.
Now dont get me wrong, She-ra and its characters is written incredibly well (mostly) and its LGBT/POC rep is a game-changer. Heck, i loved Scorfuma, and that was only crumbs of a side ship. And the character designs/animation/colors are absolutely gorgeous, like that is honestly what probably pulled me to watch this show. Im just disappointed in what couldve been, yk? It had so much potential. especially in its last season, it just feels like the writers had too much setup and didnt know how to resolve it. 2/10 would not recommend.
#Lord help me get a job so i stop posting rants on the internet abt cartoons#spop#she ra#she ra and the princesses of power#spop discourse#toh#the owl house#lumity#huntlow#text post
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Ive been reading the reigen manga finally so have my live thoughts that i wrote while reading it
Spoilers to the REIGEN manga ofc, actual proper comments at the end of it
Tome
TOMEEE YAY
Tome witnessing the highshcool girl with a toast trope I love it, sending tropes out of the window like always <3
Tome has a UFO bag!!!
Oughhh she feels like an outcast, give this girl the chance to infodump
Hi reigen
REIGEN AND TOME ARE BOTH LIKE THAT LMAOO THE FREE TIME DUO
I get why hes trying to get her away, it is a dangerous job, but he def does kinda see her as a nuisance
Serizawa
Hii serizawa!!!! :DDDDD
Reigen fucked up lmfao
oh nvm Serizawa saves the day :D
Dimple
Tome's teacher kinda looks like the first guy from the first episode/chapter, Taro I think was his name, it would be funny if he were lol
"Giving her my powers" I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING HEHEHE
The ghost actually does look kinda scary wow
DIMPLEEE LETS GOOOOOOO
Roshuuto
So she really just fuckin brough him to S&S
So this is the infamous Roshuuto
My fuckin god Reigen is so cringe sometimes/aff/, bro wtf do you mean by spiritual level????
HIS CONTACTS ARE ALL MIDDLESCHOOLERS HELP
HE FUCKING FELL FOR THE SPIRITUAL LEVEL THING
BOTH JODO AND ROSHUUTO FELL FOR IT HOLY SHIT
I thought Jodo was gonna cook, he didnt do shit
Ooh shit, things are starting to go down
Oooh fuck
YAAAY SERIZAWAAA unless...
ok <3 yay <3
Roshuuto is a diiiick
So Tome heard reigen cus she trusts him, and Hoshida heard Roshuuto cus he trusted him too, only to be left to die, damn
Also reigen heard tome beacuse he worries and actually cares about her
Tips
Ooo Serizawa flexing his powers, imagine that in anime, i see a lot of potential
Wagh Serizawa has learned a lot from Reigen and Mob, hes changed a lot from the first time we saw him
Its interesting how this is the first time we see the "Psychic powers are not special" on a non esper
IN THE SPANISH VERSION SHE CALLS HIM LIL DIMPLE BASICALLY LMAOO
So theyre trying to make her realize that psychic powers arent special and to see beyond other things that could interest her, its basically what mob does in the series, but this time it's Tome's turn to learn
I felt a little "I love my job beacuse I get to be around people i like" from reigen when he was gonna tell her about why he works but HE DIDNT
Oh imagine the salt panel in an anime adaptation he would look cool
Salt splash
Is it me or did the artstyle change, it looks a bit more like the anime
SO SHES BEEN THROWING SALT
GET SALTED IDIOT
Oh shit hes gonna say it
OH HE ACTUALLY DID SAY IT I didnt think he'd say the truth
Ow that did kinda hurt, but it makes sense, he does care about her, hes trying to protect her
Reigen
Oh hey its the anime girl again
Rip hoshida again lol
Oh they changed the lion joke here, in this translation it was translated as "Why dont lions like fast food? Beacuse they cant catch it" lol
OOOOH WE'RE SEEING THE GIRLS OTHER SIDES LETS GOOOOO
SHE MAKES YAOI
WEIRD GIRLIES I LOVE THEM SO MUCHHH AAAAAA
SHE GETS IT NOW YAAAAAY
What the fuck happened to roshuuto
SERI NOOO WTF IS HAPPENING
DIMPLE WASNT ABLE TO HELP EITHER???
ROSHUUTO UR A DIIIIIIIIIICK WTFFF I GET IT BUT WHYYY
FIUWHECOIQUEOCQIERGQOIERCHQOEWU9CHQOWEIFFQHE8FQ7HW9F8QU294F7QH28FQHWEJ
THE HUG OUGH
HE TOOK IT
HOOO NOOO
OH whats he gonna do
Oh fuck
Aw hes hugging it
OH OH I SEE
Oh it worked! I think
OH NO THAT CANT BE MOB IT CANT
I WAS TOLD HE DIDNT APPEAR HERE
Oh hes just grabbing his ass by the suit
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO unless...
YAAAY, I didnt hink Mob would actually show up, I thought some other thing would appear but yayyyy
I wonder if he ever told mob what actually happened
N you can tell its mob cus the first thing he says its asking reigen again to not call him so suddenly also he sees mob cus reigen trusts mob
Aw they just go for ramen, ngl he deserves one, that mustve been stressful
LMAO ROSHUUTO
He doesnt even know math
NONE OF THEM KNOW MATH
Final thoughts: That was so fun to read omg, we really need an anime adaptation or a movie even that could work too Aside from that, I get why its called REIGEN and not TOME despite Tome being the protagonist, the spinoff it is about Reigen, its about what he taught to mob and others, the core message of the series "You arent special" Tome's arc here is understanding that. She feels lonely and bored beacuse she cant be herself in this new enviroment, shes an outsider, different from the other girls that are just interested in superficial things so she goes to s&s to be around things that she enjoys, ghosts, cursed places, psychic powers, etc. She isnt seeing that theres more things to see However she then realizes that the rest of the girls do have that problem of feeling like an outsider beacuse of their interests and when they realize that theyre all weird they start trusting each other and start to fully enjoy their company, she understands that her situation is not special, theres many more people that accept her as she is, she starts enjoying the connection she has with others, shes found a place where she fits in Thats what reigen did, he was able to find a place where he can be with the help of others, this ones about apreciating the connections we make with others
Ok my thoughts were kinda scrambled so I hope that makes sense, thanks for reading my shits <3
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the lords in black,,,,,, theyre five eldritch gods that exist in a black beyond all dimensions called the black and white. theyre all brothers.
the first one in that post was nibbly, aka nibblenephim, the one who feasts in the dark. his color is pink. he is the hungriest god, and he. well he eats people. characters associated with him are roman murray and occansionally linda monroe
then theres tinky, t'noy karaxis, bastard of time and space, weaver of impossibilities. his color is yellow, with bits of orange. he controls time (like time travel) and the different timelines. he has a box that he uses specifically to torture This One Guy and sometimes his brother. characters associated with him are. ted and pete spankoffski.
then theres wiggly, wiggog y'wrath, the lord in black. his color is green. he wants power, control. hes very capitalist. like the show that predominately featured him was all about anti consumerism. he has tentacles. characters associated with him are wilbur cross (uncle wiley), and occansionally linda monroe again.
pokey, pokotho, the singular voice. his color is blue. he fucking hates any voice except his own and loves musicals. hes the main guy behind the first hatchetfield show, the guy who didnt like musicals, where he infected people into a musical hive. characters associated with him are paul matthews (THE guy who didnt like musicals), and the hive in general. sometimes charles coven.
and FINALLYY blinky, bliklotep, the watcher with a thousand eyes. his color is mainly purple with splashes of yellow and orange. hes the most sadistic of the brothers and just likes to watch people suffer. he has his own amusement park in hatchetfield, watcher world, where he can do this (the park alters peoples minds to make them fight and want to kill each other). he also abuses his sniggles, which are basically like this weird little creatures that live in the black and white and work for the lords. characters associated with him are bill and alice woodward.
but also then theres webby, no canon full name yet, the queen in white. her color is. white. she is their sister, and the only one who wants to help humanity. she does this through specifically hannah foster, but also to a lesser degree with lex, hannahs older sister
im so sorry that it took so long for me to answer this sjkhskjhs . I love the ramblings thank you
pink and hungry he's so me for real as for the eating who doesn't enjoy some occasional cannibalism on a Saturday night
TINKY WINKY ??? yellow and can control time and tortures one little guy I wonder what current interest this is reminding me of also I love that he is related even tangentially to your babygirl
why's he the lord in black if he's green YAY for power hungry green characters Elias Bouchard look out omg tentacles ? hubba hubba ooh la la
omg yay theatre kids unite forever ???? fucking hates all voices except his own oh my god it's so accurate. Join my theatre group we would rule the world
the watcher with a thousand eyes !!!!!! this is the one that video called the Ceaseless Watcher FUCK yeah little panopticon never hurt anyone bro just wants to watch the world burn what the FUCk is a sniggle
we love the white queen from Narnia or whatever except good YAAAAY thank you so much for the infoooooooo :33333 very fun <3
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hi hi!! back again with more music!
First off is Ringfinger by Nine Inch Nails! This song's had Dark in a fuckin chokehold the past few days ajahdhdjsdjdjsjd the lyrics REALLY like,, put the love and devotion (and. obsession.) she feels for people into perspective, he feels! Growing up we never really cared much for this song but something about it just clicked one night and now it's one of our most played songs this past week DHDJSJSIDJZ
Next up is a softer NIN track, Lights In The Sky! I wasn't around for this but I have memories of this song helping us with a really bad break-up,, despite the lyrics hinting towards this song being about drugs apparently JFHDJSFJ. The way this one is played is super pretty, definitely gives off space vibes, and it's one of our go-to songs for helping put us to sleep!
Nine Inch Nails contains multitudesā¢ when it comes to music tbh they can do it all but I think you'd really enjoy their more quieter songs! We just. also really wanted to show you Ringfinger because it's a favourite right now LMAO
That's all from us for now!! Hope you have a good day, life, all of that! <2 -Actor
hi hi!!! YAY hello actor, music time! :D <222
RINGFINGER!! THAT'S YALL!!! HGKJH i listened to this one when yall changed your url, but i'm happy to listen to it again!! :D this is the one that yall like the demo of too, i think?
i love the alternating synth bits between the two audio tracks hkjhg it has a very cool, mysterious feel to it :3 nods nods the love/devotion/obsession, i understand!! the lyrics have a loyalty that bleeds into self-sacrifice :0 <22 the part that yall use for your blog layout!! "I get everything I want / When I get part of you" :'] <33 oooh the turntable scratching ending bit before the guitar-ish glitch out is so funky and fun hkjgh
the demo has much more screeching hkjh its interesting how the drumbeat and vocals are just a touch more subdued than the other version :0 OOH i love getting to see first draft vs finale type things, it's cool hearing what bits were kept and what was changed, alternate lyrics!! :] OH HELL YEAH, thats the lyric yall used for your profile pic piece!! :3 both of these versions are very cool, im glad they clicked for yall!! :DD <33
Lights In The Sky! piano time!! ooh, for real, this is a good sleepy time song, the singer sang so intensely and gruff for most of Ringfinger and he sings so hushed and peacefully here, the duality of man hkgjh <33 "The lights in the sky are waving goodbye / And I am staying right beside you" awah :'] very fond of this, it's lovely that it's helped yall in the past <33 <22
thank you for these!! :D!! hehee i also hope yall have a nice day/life/everything forever and always hkjhg yall deserve the world <222
#hgkjh i keep taking so long with these :'] thank you for being patient ilya <22#stILL YOU LEAD ME AND I FOLLOW~!! its like hes ripping each syllable from his throat hgkjh love the vocal style <33#volta transmissions#suggestion recommendation#esprit: Euclydia
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Accidentally found Incubus and so far it's very intriguing! Revenge, detective work and a steamy deal with a demon that will *totally* remain transactional and emotionally detached :D Also love the moments where I can play the MC in a way where they're grumpy and swat at showing vulnerability like an agitated cat ;D It's great, looking forward to the next chapters! Do you have any rough update schedule? Obviously not rushing, you take all the time needed, just curious when I should keep an eye out^^
Ooh, yay! Iām glad youāre having fun with it so far.
The first three chapters should be coming out roughly a month apart from each other. Soā¦ weāre about halfway to Chapter 2!
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dare i ask for little albedo caregiver kaeya
and dare i say padded albedo (also i feel like kaeya wears them too to support albedo !!) baby regressor albedo 2 pls.. hes 1.5 hours old
Yay! First duo post! :3
Lil!Albedo & CG!Kaeya AgeRe Headcanons
Since this is my first time doing more then one character in a single post, I'm gonna switch my style a lil, let's do Albedo first ^^
Regressor Albedo:
āAlbedo will vehemently (ooh big word O-O) refuse his regression, to the point he slips at the worst of times! Luckily Sucrose is with him, or the lil man could get hurt.
āAlbedo is a totally nonverbal baby, you won't get a word out of him! The only time he'll speak is to ask for Kaeya(Dada).
āAlbedo's reckless experiments without proper safety gear have given him some bladder damage, so he's now medically padded. He hates it. Grumpiest boy in Teyvat when he first was told he needed diapers.
āAlbedo is a very clingy baby, he'll cry if he's put down, always needs to be held.
āAlbedo's Pacifier was actually a birthday gift from Kaeya! He carries it everywhere, even when not small because it reminds him of Kaeya.
Caregiver Kaeya:
āmost people assume that Kaeya would be less of a dad and more the "fun uncle" that lets get away with things dad said no on, but he's actually very responsible with his baby.
āKaeya always has bandaids on him because Albedo almost never stops and treats the injuries he gets from work, which makes for a very upset baby.
āKaeya is admittedly a very hyper caregiver, which can lead to some adorable mishaps with a low energy baby. Kaeya tries to do fun things with Albedo to show that Kaeya loves him, but Albedo is only a little guy. Albedo understands though, it's just Dada being sillies and getting a little overzealous.(:0 another big word)
āKaeya has become a living chew toy many times before, Albedo is the "chews on anything but a teether" kind of baby. Kaeya's hair is a personal favorite of the chaos gremlin.
āKaeya is a clingy caregiver, can't stand not being with his kiddo for more than five minutes. Albedo's just as bad though, so it works out.
Together:
āKaeya spoils the crap out of this lil man, Albedo has so many toys he doesn't know what to do with half of them. Albedo's favorite is a wooden play set of a chemistry lab, he loves pretending to do his grown-up work without the risk of ouchies!
āAlbedo will occasionally get random bursts of energy, which leads to an impromptu game of tag/hide 'n seek. Kaeya says he gets the zoomies.
āAlbedo is not a difficult baby when it comes to surrendering his vision (thankfully), Albedo knows or at least understands that it's probably not a good idea for a baby to have a magical relic that holds a god's power.
āKaeya and Albedo have picnics every week, it's a little tradition of theirs, a time for Albedo to just fully embrace his Littlespace without any worries. In the warm seasons they go to the park, and during the colder ones they stay home and have their picnic in the living room, Albedo gets to stay up and watch cartoons with Dada all night!
āGroup naps. Just....Group naps. Imagine; baby Albedo tucked under his Dada's arm nursing his pacifier while Kaeya reads him a story or plays with his hair. If your heart didn't melt visualizing that, congratulations, you have no soul /j
Overall, these two dorks are perfect for each other, 12/10, highly recommend š
#genshin impact agere#genshin agere headcanon#agere genshin#genshin impact#agere genshin impact#genshin agere#genshin impact age regression#caregiver kaeya#little albedo#ngl kinda hate the way I wrote this but f it we ball
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Hiii how have u been?? Itās been soo longgg since I last came on here lol. Just been busy with life but itās great to see your still active here :)
I donāt really have a fictional character that gives me hope since I donāt read books but if I had to say one then maybe the princess in tangled since sheās so pure and loveable. My question is how does A feel about me? Thank youu and I hope you have a lovely day!!
ā” giveaway winner - 3/5 ā”
hello stargazing! i'm good! omg how about you?? it has been a while! i'm so glad you decided to join in! i hope you've been having fun with your busy life too! omg! aww! thank you! i'm really determined to stay active on this page! it's kind of becoming my life's work (including my fanfics as well!) and i just really appreciate having a higher calling for me right now! eee! thank you for noticing and thinking of it as still great! yay!
ooh! rapunzel from tangled is a perfect example of a fictional character that gives you hope and joy! she really is such a cutie and i love that she doesn't just bake or sew or paint but does all those things! she doesn't place herself in a small box but actually tries everything! she tries to excel in everything that she does, even if it's swinging a pan around like a mace! lol she's so pure and cute! i hope you always think of her with a smile!
for you, i got the 2 of cups, judgement & queen of cups.
ooh! this person loves you, honey! they felt an almost instant connection with you! like you two just sync up and make sense! even in the silly things in like "oh! it's time to go!" "oh me too!" kind of things! it's cute and silly but it's still totally there and placing you two in this synchronization that sometimes leaves you reeling, right? like almost it's too much because i can see here that when you two are judgmental of each other, it really hurts the other and it goes into an almost 'instant disappointed face' is what i'm being described about.. so you two have the ability to affect one another very easily! because you both care about what the other has to think about them! this shows care and consideration! you two want to be in balance with each other so when you are not, a can feel in it their soul. a very soft tender feeling in the soul can be felt here. it's like while your judgements can hurt them, they also know your positive judgments can feel like "halloween on christmas?" lol that's so random! but makes sense if you can bring them down, then you can also bring them to new highs! awww!!!
hope you enjoyed it! please give feedback or buy me aĀ coffee/tipĀ when you can! if you want to explore this further, please also consider a private read. also thank you for sharing with me!ā”
love & light!
-tea
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Self Indulgent Birthday Post: 2023
notes: Spoilers!, probably. Yay, it's my birthday again! Enjoy some of my finest unfinished work!
Oh? You have both my interest and attention!
Booooo.... (this disappointment brought to you by The Young Brewmasterās Adventure, which happens to be the prequel to Blood of Youth)
Recap Recycle Bin
So many dramas and never enough time to write a full review. Read on!Ā
Dominator of Martial Gods
tl:dr for this drama
Each episode is 35 minutes long, feels like 3,500 minutes, and delivers maybe 10 minutes worth of story. Impressive!Ā
We waste a great deal of time in the first few episodes watching Qin Chen and the bootlicking alchemist refine a needle that will allow our hero to activate his bloodline. Intriguing, because you often hear dramas refer to treasures being refined into weapons, but you never see the process. There's a reason for this- it does not make for compelling viewing. But that does not stop us from standing around arguing about the specs and adding things to the oven. This process was more fun when Chu Wanning just takes you up to the lake. On a technical note, I am enamored of the way the ever present green screened background makes no attempt to be in scale with the human actors.
My Deepest Dream
Ooh, a plot with a time loop, evil birds, superpowers, getting sucked into the Marianas Trench when you just wanted to go on a scuba diving excursion and JIN HAN!!! But, as always, there's a glitch in the matrix.
Our heroine realizes she has lost a year of her life and no one has noticed. No one except the astrophysics PhD candidate turned car mechanic Wu Yu (JIN HAN!!!). Wu Yu divulges that he can read a phone screen at 10 kilometers. But mostly he uses his special eyes to keep an elaborate dossier on the comings and goings of the FL, who lives across the street from the garage he works at. Is that creepy or romantic?
donāt be silly, if it were a Marvel movie weād be having an interminable CGI sky battleĀ
Till the End of the Moon
Meet Tantai Jin. As you may have noticed from his costume design, he's totally evil.
He's a goal-oriented CEO who's turned the Devil Sect into a high reliability organization that generates impactful customer experiences (annihilation). I bet he's evil enough to use six sigma. But where Tantai Jin truly shines is personal branding. You may not be buying what he's selling, but product recognition is through the roof.
Tantai Jin seen here working out of his travel office: a flaming, flying boudoir with melting skull detail. This is why CEOs should never make more than 10x what the average worker does.
Circle of Love
I can see why the Republican period was relatively short. Everybody setting fire to each other's estates, staying out late ballroom dancing, getting uniforms tailored, making sure there are enough manacles to chain the female lead to a bed... it doesn't really leave a lot of time for governance.
We start out, as we generally do, with a clean sweep of the FL's family, in this case via a big ol' raging house fire. Where is everyone? Or even anyone? Even Maid's Revenge scraped up some extras to be dead family members.
My Kung Fu Girlfriend
Slow your roll, it ain't GL.
You know what they say- it's not whether you win or lose the MMORPG, it's how you min max all your stats and then act like an ass in chat about it.
Meet Huang Xiao Yu. She clearly did not pay to win because she is the low XP real life martial sister of a kung fu champion. In this drama, she'll level up in love and life with the help of an OP MMO NPC who escapes her game and shows up uninvited in the real world.
The Antarctic Octopus
Not to be confused with the 2020 film Big Octopus. I guess that's the great thing about having an audience of over a billion people- even the most niche interest has plenty of content.
This is how you dress when you visit your Uncle Pete in Antarctica.
In this movie: monsters, explosions, a supercharged ice jalopy and a dedicated ignorance of the laws of physics usually only seen in a Fast and Furious film. But credit where it's due: The Antarctic Octopus delivers. Only 12 seconds in and we get our first tentacle!
available free on youtube although how bravely they were fighting is up for debate
Bonus Content: Superlatives
In the Day We Flipped
My post of the year!
Getting over 500 likes on a review? Unexpected.
Forgetting to add a link back to my other recaps? Priceless.
Bloody Romance
still my favorite drama
when your grandmaās a zombie and she was left in a cave to guard a tiny box with one (1) restorative pill in it and sheās suspended by her hair but her hair is also like tentacles that can kill people and she thinks youāre your mom but she still loves you. ššš But then she starts screaming and tries to strangle you with her hair.
Heroes
2nd favorite drama
you know somethingās good when you have a file called āsappy su mengzhen yang wuxie edits.txtā
go get your man, Wuxie!
pinboard full of recaps!
#holiday special#till the end of the moon#my deepest dream#JIN HAN!!!#dominator of martial gods#the young brewmaster's adventure#circle of love#my kung fu girlfriend#the antarctic octopus#bloody romance#heroes#in the day we flipped
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[To The World Of Our Friends] - Chloe SSR Card Story Translation
Ft. Akira
An Incredible Night Beneath The Stars - Chapter 1
[Living Room]

Kitty: I haven't seen you in a while, Chloe, Akira. How have you been?
Chloe: I've been great~! Iām so glad we get to see each other again, right, Master Sage?
Akira: Yep! Itās incredible to be able to sit down with you again.
That day, Hello Kitty and her friends found that they could suddenly use magic and came to this world to see us.
Kitty: I wanted to see everyone again too. We probably canāt stay long, but Iām grateful for the time we can spend together.
Chloe: In that case, we better make the most of it! I wanna do lots of things together like, āYay! Youāre really here!ā kinda vibes, yāknow?
Akira: Agreed! Letās have as much fun today as we can. What do you guys want to do?
Chloe: Hmm, let me thinkā¦ Ooh, I wanna make something for Miss Kitty!
Kitty: Why, I would love that!
Akira: Itās something only you could do for her.
Chloe: Ehehe, Iām glad you like the idea! What kind of clothes do you want? I can make anything, so donāt be shy!
Kitty: Hmm, I wonderā¦
Kitty: I would love a pretty dress to wear for a piano recital, but a cute apron for making sweets also sounds nice.
Kitty: Oh, I just canāt decide.
Chloe: Alright then, letās make both!
Kitty: Will you be fine with that?
Chloe: Of course I am! Just leave it to me! We can get started right now, actually. Do you guys wanna head to my room?
[Door Open]
Cock Robin: Master Sage, are you here!?
Akira: Sir Robin, whatās wrong?
Cock Robin: My apologies, but we just received an urgent requestā¦
Akira: ā¦! Understood. Oh, ummā¦.
Chloe: We can get started in the meantime. Good luck on the mission!
Kitty: Good luck, Akira! Letās meet up again once youāre done, alright?
Akira: Iām so sorry about this, but Iāll head back as soon as I can!
The two of them waved me goodbye, and I headed out for the mission.
ā”ā„ā”
[Hallway]
Akira: (Itās a bit late nowā¦ I better hurry to Chloeās room.)
Akira: Itās me, Akira. Can I come in?
Chloe: Of course!
Akira: Alright thenā¦
[Chloeās Room]

Kitty: Welcome back, Akira!
Wearing an elegant dress, Kitty greeted me with a spin, twirling to show off her outfit.
It was red with a matching ribbon and delicate lace accents around the collar to match. The entire composition felt balanced, yet elaborate all at onceāa perfect fit for Hello Kitty.
Akira: Wow, you look beautifulā¦! Compared to your usual cutesy style, this outfit is so chic! I love the new look!
An Incredible Night Beneath The Stars - Chapter 2
Kitty: Ehehe, thank you. This is such a beautiful dress. It makes Kitty so happy! Chloe is amazing as always, isnāt he?
Chloe: All Iām doing is bringing out your natural charm! I had a ton of fun making it too!
As the two of them complimented each other back and forth, their voices seemed to skip and dance merrily.
Akira: (Iām sure they had a great time talking to each other while Chloe was sewing. They both love fashion after all.)
Chloe: Alright, now letās model the next outfit.
Chloe: <<Suispicibo Voitingoc>>!
As Chloe cast his spell, both of their outfits changed into clean, white aprons.
Akira: ā¦Oh?
Then, when I looked down, I noticed my clothes had changed to match theirs as well. All three of us were now wearing aprons embroidered with apples and piano keys.
Kitty: Chloe granted my wish. I wanted to have matching aprons with you and the other Western wizards too!
Akira: Kittyā¦! Thank you so much. I absolutely love thisā¦!
Chloe: Miss Kitty was the one who came up with the design. Isnāt it great?
Akira: Itās greater than great! I love how itās both cute and casual at the same time, nice going.
Kitty: Ufufu. It makes me happy to be able to wear such lovely outfits with my friends āŖ
Kitty: Now, we can accomplish the last thing I want to do together.
Chloe: Oh? Whatās that? I wanna know!
Kitty: Iād like to make sweets with everyone.
Akira: Wow, thatās a great idea!
Chloe: That sounds super fun! I donāt bake very often, but Iād love to try it with you.
Kitty: Thank you! Next, we have to decide what to make. Is there anything the two of you would like?
Akira: Not reallyā¦ Anything would be fine by me.
Chloe: Tarts, muffins, apple pieā¦ Everything sounds delicious. I canāt decide eitherā¦
Kitty: Ufufu, itās okay to take your time. Kitty can wait.
Saying that, Kitty began to hum a little song. It was a bright and cheerful tune.
Kitty: ~āŖ ~~āŖ
Chloe: ā¦Oh! Werenāt you humming that earlier when we were coming up with the apron design?
Akira: Iāve heard that melody before! Itās strangely familiar for some reasonā¦
Kitty: Oh? Do you know it? Itās the song I like to sing when Iām making sweets.
Kitty: Especially when Iām making popcorn. I like to think it gives the corn a little extra pop!
Chloe: Havenāt you made us popcorn before, Master Sage?
Akira: Yep. Itās a treat made by heating up corn kernelsā
Suddenly, we made eye contactālike the same thought just crossed our mindāand smiled.
Chloe: Miss Kitty!
Akira: We know what weāre going to make!
An Incredible Night Beneath The Stars - Chapter 3
[Puroland]

Chloe: Thank you for teaching us that song, Miss Kitty. It was super fun singing while we made popcorn together.
Akira: The other Western wizards seemed like they had a pretty good time too. Murr was bouncing around like he was popcorn the whole time.
Kitty: I had a lot of fun too! Iām so glad we got to spend this time together āŖ
After a successful world-hopping trip, it was now Kittyās turn to invite us to Puroland.
To thank us, she wanted to give us a tour in exchange.
Chloe: If you ask me, just getting to wear these cute fits is plenty!
Kitty: Ufufu, thank you. However, I want to do even more for you to show my appreciation.
Kitty: Could you two come with me? Thereās a place I want to show you.
As we followed her, the landscape transformed into more natural scenery as the trees grew into a forest around us.
Kitty: This is the place. The night sky looks especially beautiful from here, so I wanted to stargaze with you.
Looking upwards, my breath was taken away.
Chloe: Whoaā¦!
Akira: Amazing! The sky is filled with starsā¦!
Kitty: Isnāt it wonderful~āŖ And thereās one more surprise too.
Kitty: <<Makkuromi>>!
Kitty casted a spell, causing something to appear.
Chloe: Is thisā¦ a bonfire? Oh! And marshmallows!
Kitty: Letās make this the best night ever by telling stories and toasting marshmallows under the stars.
Akira: Wow, itās a picture-perfect sceneā¦!
Chloe: This night is gonna be incredible! Youāre the best, Miss Kitty!
We sat ourselves around the fire with excitement and began skewering marshmallows.
Akira: Thereās nothing quite like toasted marshmallows.
Chloe: Right, right? Theyāre so much fun every time.
Chloe: Oh, I have an idea. Since you have a popcorn song, why donāt we make up a marshmallow one too?
Kitty: Thatās a great idea! Iām sure itāll make our treats taste even yummier.
Kitty: I wonder what the lyrics should be. If weāre describing marshmallows, āwhiteā comes to mindā¦
Chloe: And fluffyā¦
Akira: Then they get all sticky when you heat them up. The way the texture completely changes makes it fun. Itās almost like magic.
Chloe: Oh thatās a great line! It is almost like magic!
Kitty: I agree, itās wonderful! I suppose we have our lyrics then.
Kitty: White and fluffy~āŖ Sweet and tasty~āŖ Letās cast a fiery spell on our marshmallows~āŖ
Kitty: Alright everyone, together now!
Chloe & Akira & Kitty: Yummy magic~āŖ Yummy magic~āŖ
As we sang our new song under the stars, toasting marshmallows together, the smiles we shared shone brighter than the bonfire.
Sweet Memories Together - Card Episode
[Kitchen]
Chloe: Hmhmhmm~āŖ
Akira: (Ah, itās Chloe. He has his apron on, so maybe heās making something?)
Akira: Good afternoon, Chloe. You seem like youāre in a good mood.
Chloe: Oh, Master Sage! Did you catch me humming? Ehehe, that was a bit embarrassing.
Akira: Iām sorry for surprising you like that, but you seemed like you were having a good time. Are you makingā¦ popcorn?
Chloe: Yep. I was thinking about when Miss Kitty visited and how much fun I had with her and the other Western wizards.
Chloe: It made me miss her all of a sudden, so I decided to make some popcorn in her honor.
Chloe: I was also going to try the secret ingredient she told me about while we were toasting marshmallows!
Akira: Caramel, right? Youāre supposed to heat up some butter and marshmallows to drizzle over the mixā¦
Akira: Then, you sing the song she taught us.
Chloe: Exactly, If I do all that, weāll definitely meet again right?
Chloe: But when I tried singing, it was difficult for me to replicate the chants by myself, so I ended up humming it instead.
Akira: Ahaha, is that what happened? In that case, Iāll sing with you. Just leave the chants to me!
Chloe: Really? Thank you! I feel a lot better singing with you here too.
Chloe: Alright then, letās do this! One and twoā¦!
Home Screen Voice Line
āMiss Kitty was the one who came up with the apron design! Isnāt it cute? All of the Western wizards wore this while we were making popcorn together. Hey, do you wanna sing that super fun song Miss Kitty taught us? Iād love your help with the chants!ā
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I'm tempted to shoot Sebastian back at you, but instead I'll say Quinn. (and then you can also answer for Seb if you like)
send me a character and iāll break their ass down
ooh yay two characters
quinn fabray
how i feel about this character
i love quinn so much sheās such a bitch but also sheās so real for so many of the things she does and says, sheās a character i would love to write about someday when i branch out from my tiny seblaine bubble
all the people i ship romantically with this character
my main ship for quinn is rachel i just really like their dynamic and history and i really wish the creators made them canon. i do enjoy some quinntana and fabrevans just for funsies as well. other than that i donāt really have any romantic ships for quinn. i think her canon relationships with finn and puck served their purposes in her life but i prefer them as friends with some awkward history
my non-romantic otp for this character
quinncedes my beloved, their friendship is so sweet to me and i find them so endearing. i also love the unholy trinityās friendship theyāre very awful to each other but very fun
my unpopular opinion about this character
i donāt know if this is unpopular per se but i think quinn was in the right for trying to get her baby away from shelby. she obviously had ulterior motives but shelby was real fucked up and her relationship with puck was terrible and shouldnāt have happen ever even remotely in the first place
one thing i wish would happened/had happened with this character in canon
obviously for faberry to happen but more specifically i wish we got to see more of her friendship with rachel after graduation; i feel like the writers always ignored a lot of the supposed closeness the nds had in favor of drama (or yknow just rachelās life or whatever) but the bonds between all of them wouldāve been nice to see
sebastian smythe
how i feel about this character
my SON my favorite specialest character ever heās a bastard heās a slut heās the lover boy who never got a chance heās everything to me i make it known to everyone and he will always be cherished by me
all the people i ship romantically with this character
blaine obvs my otp in the most genuine way literally what got me back into writing, but also i do like the idea of kurtbastian i just need to get myself more used to it before i really dive into them. jeffbastian is a little cute to me especially because of how bright we burn but never gonna be a super serious ship of mine. other than that, no one really or at least no one canon. many nameless faces have been in his past and future of course
my non-romantic otp for this character
my sweet match made in hell sebtana, i think about my stepcousins au so much iāve forgotten theyāre not actually canon and have talked like twice but theyāre still my favs. theyāre team rocket in another life
my unpopular opinion about this character
that heās not heartless skank trash and actually a person whoās yeah pretty shitty at times but everyone in this show is pretty shitty at times and that doesnāt make them evil. itās really easy to villainize sebastian and i get it, honestly iāve villainized the shit out of some of the other characters before in my head, but at the end of the day heās some petty competitive guy who wanted to fuck his crush and had the bigotry of most teenage boys at any point of the history of society. heās neither a perfect angel of a character nor the devil and heās got potential to grow like any of us. i donāt really fault anyone for being pissed it just kinda makes me sad because heās my fav, but whatever yknow
one thing i wish would happened/had happened with this character in canon
pretty obvious that i wish seblaine got together but beyond that i wish they became friends again at any point in the show. i know because of the timing between flash and later seasons of the show + the overwhelming love of klaine, seblaine both platonically and/or romantically didnāt really stand a chance but i feel like they couldāve at least hinted at a reunion between the two.
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