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hello mutual of like 5 minutes. im going to indoctrinate you into my stupid musicals.
going down the list of stupid musicals and thinking what have I possibly not already gotten sucked into . oh . oh no.
#STARKID#you better indoctrinate me cuz I’ve been meaning to get into them anyways#(I think that’s what you’re referring to ?)#strange asks#strange speaks
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You.
Little naïve girl, the broken link, the dead meat crawling.
What is it you fear?
Tall people are quite Unnerving to me ... sometimes, I fear that they may Eat me if they are Above 5 foot and 11 inches
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I still cum over your face ❤️
WHAT WHO IS THIS COME WAIT WHO IS THIS WAIT. YOU KNOW IM TOP PARANOID FOR THIS IF IVE SHOWN U MY FACE TELL ME RN WHO YOU AAARRRREEEEWW
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YOU FINALLY GOT A TUMBLR, YIPEE SKIPEE <3
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What are dead man walking tornadoes? :O
it’s a multi-vortex tornado. i dont remember the tribe it originates from (i think it was cherokee), but there’s a native american legend…? saying? that goes “if you see a man in a tornado, you are about to die.”
the most infamous shot of a dead man walking tornado hit jarrell, texas in 1997
it did so much damage to the town it caused the scale that tornados are measured by, the fijita scale, undergo revisions, and it made anchoring buildings in the tornado alley region pretty much mandatory. (it took the entire town off the map. only those who had taken shelter outside of the town or in underground bunkers survived.)
two more examples of dead man walking tornadoes looking like a person are a tornado from 2011 that hit cullman, alabama
and a tornado from 1975 that hit xenia, ohio
edit: it has been brought to my attention that the native american “legend” part of this post was a rumor spread by a documentary.
i have been asked to remove it, but i believe in letting my errors stand because i’m not perfect. i make mistakes
#ask#nature#tornado#sorry if this reply is late#hope the image of walking tornadoes chills you to the bone as much as they do for me#usually i find tornadoes strangely awe inspiring#what with the shear power and destruction they can cause in such a short amount of time#but walking tornadoes are another class all their own#also i made a typo in fujita scale and it’s too late to fix it now
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be#able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legs’
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The dichotomy of Batman and Robin is so fucking funny because on one hand you have a brooding, dramatic millennial with a rigid moral compass and a sense of extensional dread, and on the other you have an emotional support child that is somehow the literal embodiment of both sunshine and straight-up murder.
#and your honor they’d throw hands for each other no questions asked#like Bruce is on the edge of a building somewhere reminiscing about his trauma and then there’s Dick who’s like doing a cartwheel#Bruce is living in an eposide of This is Us and Dick is like a Bubble Guppy but with murderous intent#and Bruce loves this strangely enthusiastic child that’s down for murder#and Dick loves his weird quiet twenty-something who has the social skills of a rat#they both see each other as the odd one out but their actual just both fucking weird#I love them#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#batfamily#batfamily headcannons#robin#dick grayson robin#robin & batman#batman and robin#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#stephanie brown
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I edited it
good for you buddy
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ok but he must be at least a little bit jealous!!!!!
Oh he's totally upset and jealous if he sees them being all lovey-dovey!
Tad really easily slips into old habits, so they just end up bickering! (Bill gets grounded by the end and it takes him an embarrassingly long time to realize that Tad, in fact, does not have that authority over him anymore)
Btw your art is just so hrghhh it's so fucking nice to look at I CAAAAAANT AAAA
#shapes and pines au#ask asnwered#tad strange#stanley pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#silly#your honor they are all stupid#doodle
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hey do you want a raphaella la cognizi
(really sorry if i already sent this in i have the memory of a goldfish and decided better safe than sorry)
JKSJSKSKS NO. YOU DID NOT. I FUCKING NEED HER SHES SO SILLY THANK YOU MY BELOVED
#the goggles I’m crying sijsksks 😭😭😭😭😭#I adore the little wings on the side of her head?????? character design >>>> ??????#the mechanisms#the mechs#art#gorgeous#strange asks#strange speaks
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Wanna play 20 questions?
...do I have a choice.
...seriously, though, my first question would be "How did you discover this blog?"
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werewolf punkitt playin super monkey ball on yuor girl holy shitttttttt
Ohhhh my god oh my gOD I LOVE THISSSS YESSSS I LOVE HER YOU DID SO GOOD
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ive said this before and ill say it again: im recomending you to listen to mommy long legs (riot grrrl) I LOVE THEM SO MUCH (you know it)
I'll listen to them later, when I'm at home
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Prompt 283
Now Jason would like it known that there was no mpreg situation going on. He isn’t even sure where people got that idea in the first place. Sure, he had taken a few Cores from the goons-in-white who had dared to set up in his turf.
And sure maybe the excess energy from the pit (no wonder he’d been so irritable) was what said baby halfas (Okay, so they’re half human? Alright) had used to reform. And maybe the oldest is visibly less than a year old.
But there Was No Mpreg Situation! He is this close to shooting someone! It was annoying (and slightly amusing) when it was just his goons, but now the Bats have seemingly got it in their heads! Dear Gotham it’s a good thing he’s not planning on like, ever revealing who he is because he would never be able to live this rumor down.
[Winged Ghosts Au too, that seems to be getting lost in reblogs when it's just in the tags lol]
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Winged Ghosts Au#Halfa Jason#Halfa Trio#Dad Hood#He is *This* close to pulling a heads in duffel bag 2 Electric Boogaloo#Hood’s Merry Men are concerned for their half-human teen-dad crime lord#Look if you tell someone there was no other parent they’re gonna ask questions#Crime Alley: This is our strange cryptid mom-person and we shall protect him#Star Core Jason#Space Core Danny#Life Core Sam#Storm Core Tucker#Jason was too panicked/sleep deprived when they first reformed to stop the initial rumors#Yes the tiny halfas can feed on his ecto as long as they’re close enough#He Was going to find them a good home but they’ve Bonded & he’s not sure if the GIW are still around#The goons are doing their best to keep the bats from their teen-mom crimelord#who when sleep deprived sometimes mutters about labs and beatings and warehouses and-#There are many misunderstandings
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imagine marinette getting told by friends and family Hey Girl. we think you might have adhd. and they cite symptoms she shows but she accidentally connects them to stuff she started doing after she became ladybug and now shes like OH NO… if i deny this disorder they will suspect my identity… YEAH I TOTALLY HAVE ADHD YOU GUYS!!!! so she thinks she’s keeping it up for her superhero life and nods along to all the tips and tricks for adhd people her loved ones find on the internet. she flashes smiles as they hand her meds that could help and only pretends to take them because she’s Lying About It Right. but then one day at patrol chat noir tells her hey um recently a friend of mine was diagnosed with adhd. have you heard of it? because i think you might have it. and her eye twitches
#text#miraculous ladybug#marinette dupain cheng#ladynoir#IDK#mlbposting#he took one look at her strange lucky charms and bizarre complicated akuma plans and connected the dots to the symptom list he saw#‘weird roundabout way of thinking…. going from A to Z in a way only mostly she understands that i only get because of our special love bond’#-> is also neurodivergent#six months later she asks him if he might be autistic#onekplus
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