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Muy sorices

holy shit. I;m assuming that rneans you Are nintendo

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Switch 2 will have at least 1 controller

h. where are these leaks coming from

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Seitxh ywo will feetire software

hmm,.software....ljke a pillow

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Switc 2 will lrobably have a battery and a stroage space and hardware

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think the switch 1 has those things too

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people who haven't watched the stream asking "what did dream do this time" like idk either but I'm guessing the correct answer is "what didn't he do"

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experience I just had

guy in video: this video is sponsored by [mattress company I already forgot the name of]! [mattress company] makes high quality mattresses-

me: [starts skipping through (the arrow was changing the volume so that's why I didn't skip sooner)]

pieces of the video: tha- I- make- fun- of-

ohhh he makes fun of the mattresses.. ah of course

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“Alexandria’s Genesis, a.k.a violet eyes (a genetic mutation).

When someone is born with Alexandria’s Genesis, their eyes are blue or gray at birth. After six months, the eyes begin to change from their original color to purple, and this process lasts six months. During puberty, the color deepens to dark purple, a deep purple, a royal purple, or a violet-blue color and remains that way. It does not affect the person’s eyesight. Those who have this mutation will never grow any facial, body, pubic, or anal hair (not including hair on their head, on their ears, noses, eyebrows and eyelashes). Women also do not menstruate, but are fertile”

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holy shit

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what the fuck was that trailer

are. are there even any differences other than how the joy-cons connect and that it's slightly larger or is this really just a "yeahhh the first one's been out a while and we need a reason for people to buy another console"

how is that a good business tactic, to go in the trailer "yeahhhhh this is like the exact same as the one you already have" like

nintendo. c'mon.

they really said "hey watch us change a switch slightly with magic"

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yeahhh I finally get mostly rid of this flu and now I'm STILL unable to work on CHECKMATE because of some stupid three day long fucking neck muscle ache that's so severe I can't think?? YEAH THAT'S AT ALL FAIR LET ME FUCKING WORK BEFORE THE DAMN SERVER RESETS 🅱️ITCH

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c,onfessiony heljp I took nyquil.for a flu and I'm gonna [collapses into a pile of sleep and you can somehow tell the dream I'm having is just the entirety of tpot in slow motion]

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penis unbelievable, penis inconceivable, the true form of the penis will never be perceivable

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flu stopping me from doing everything else so imma play this

not liveblogging it though sorry

oaghhh anyone remember when I played that one horror mc mod/datapack called Manic

I want to play that again but I need to work on CHECKMATE

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having the flu expectations: uaogh fucjk I'm so sick ;at least I don't have t,o work

reality: I want so much to do something. to do Anything. I yearn for the mines. I long to work. this blight on my nose and face is preventing me from working and this is one of the worst things about it.

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I thhink the latest bfb and tpot episodes gave me the flu

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flerbish

that sounds like a word for when you

for wh

I have no joke for this I'm too tired and sick