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#my fan spontaneously combusted this morning.#like literally set on fire#so i have nothing to keep me cool#ITS TO FREAKING WARM#RAAAAA
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thinking about neil straight up tossing his phone aside mid-makeout session 'cause he could nooot be bothered about his death sentence countdown. horny brain neil is so important to me
#he wouldve ignored the entire building being set on fire in that moment#and he would be right to#its so funny cuz being alone beside andrew his first thought wasn't even 'hmm i want 2 kiss him' he was literally doing homework#but the second andrew was like kissy time neil was like ok fuck literally everything else actually time to do the most important thing#in the world#beautiful#aftg#neil josten#andrew minyard#andreil
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nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them
#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before…#I guess the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire#and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years#and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY#the only way to do the miscommunication trope right#hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out#zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end#the show is a romcom !!#nbc hannibal#hannibal#will graham#hannigram#ghost speaks
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I've been rereading the YuGiOh! manga and I love this freak. I wish they had kept him at this level of creepy for the entire series
#my art#fan art#procreate#illustration#artists on tumblr#yugioh#yami yugi#he's such a freak pls let this man be jigsaw#but also filled with the light of friendship at the same time#like let him set a man on fire but also he loves his pals too#literally chapter one of the manga he challenges a guy to a game and says all they need is a knife what a legend
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(based on the Fool from the Rider-Waite tarot deck)
#something something the literal reversal of the fool. the composition is LITERALLY reversed the scene is set at night vs at day#the land below the cliff is on fire there are two figures instead of one and the main figure (the fool)#faces his doom head on and yet. still looks to the viewer. is he still a fool?#also hes holding daniel. like the fool holds the lantern. is daniel his salvation or his demise?#many thoughts. many many thoughts#iwtv#iwtv amc#amc iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#interview with the vampire#armand iwtv#the vampire armand#devil's minion#daniel molloy#iwtv fanart#iwtv spoilers#bard draws
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“Take my hand” pages 12-15
1 - 2 - day 3 - 💙free day❤️ - 4
#nmweek23#narumitsu#wrightworth#they’re so in love in this it makes my stomach turn because OOHHHHH MY GOODDDDDDDDD#I WANT. WHAT THEY HAVE! WHEN WILL IT BE ME#SMOOCHES#YALL SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS COMIN FROM ME#phoenix wright#miles edgeworth#aa#fan art#fan comic#past me wrote this comic like YEAH IM GONNA PUT IN ALL THESE THINGS I LIKE#and now im like [sets myself on fire] [sets myself on fire] [sets myself on fi#I’M SO EMBARRASSSSEEEDDDDDDDDD how the hell do any of you share your work i literally feel like im cutting out my heart for you#my two favorite panels are the 4th one on page 12 and the 3rd one on page 15…. framing them#i hope i was able to make it worth the wait! everyone’s support has meant so much to me as i worked :’^)#rendevok#please imagine them making out from now until the time it takes me to share the next part bc that is what they will be doing in my head
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*clasps your shoulders gently and looks you straight in the eye*
Keferon. Please read Ninth by Kyn on AO3. I think you would love it very much. It has a large chapter count, but don't be intimidated, it's very easy to get into. It is currently unfinished, but is being updated regularly.
You are the seventh person that recommended this fic to me so ahahahaha yeah
I’m doing great Help I hate some parts of it but I love the other parts I’m spinning in the blender
…..I made the moodboard….
#chapter 37#of 120 or something#I must be like 90k words in haha#large word count is not an intimidation. It’s an invitation haha#I love the fics that I can’t read in just one hour:)#I gotta say I don’t enjoy the concept of making robots into organic life#it’s just my preference#seeing them as humans or animals or whatever feels so fucking wrong#the concept itself drives me off#like. Strongly#But at the same time. This fic isn’t about them being ‘haha cute organics’#it’s ‘oh god. I was turned into something I’m not’#instead of teeheee they’re fluffy#it’s please free me from this fucking nightmare. please let me be myself again.#idk how to explain. I resonate I guess#it often feels very disturbing but the characters are also disturbed#So now I’m kind of stuck reading this fic because I just can’t stop lol#just politely skipping the parts that make me too uncomfortable#also#the body horror is….damn. Impressive. I didn’t expect to read about grotesque fleshy creature turning itself inside out#it’s not even aesthetic or symbolic#it literally looks like a fucking nightmare. Which is impressive also.#the flesh is g r o s s#the beginning got me struggling and skipping#but the intermission is currently ruining my sleep schedule#oh fuck….I usually send my posts to the authors of the fics I read…..but I feel like I might offend the author of Ninth if do this……..#there’s a tiny chance they’re following me….if it’s true then I wanna tell I’m sorry pls don’t take this seriously#your fic got me waay out of my comfort zone#huge points for writing Ratchet. Drift in this fic is…the grossest fucking thing I could probably imagine but Ratchet doesn’t even hesitate#he helps him and he cares for him. Which is…..imma be real my first instinct would be to set Drift on fire to end his misery
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Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough#I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move#He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working#He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it#He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan?#Utterly hilarious#Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :)#Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now:#Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS#He’s trying to do his JOB#Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter#Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou#Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie#She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones#Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan#Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky)#Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL#He’s very tired and would like a nap now
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BRYNDEN RIVERS MY MAN
#THEY REALLY DID THAT SHIT#literally spent the past month starting to stan bloodraven and then all of a sudden there my man is#also HELLO DANY THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED?? YES??#anyways goddamn what a finale#could havr been a little better but lots of good moments#i was screaming for alicent and rhaenyra to kiss my gaydar was breaking the needle#that ending set up montage was kinda fire too full bodied chills#and then daemon rallying the troops for rhaenyra like okay maybe he gets a lil character development#also the implications that helaena was directly speaking to him I think??#anyways i wanna get a good smack in for ulf dude needs to stfu#ughhhhh why do we have to wait so long for season 3#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers#house of the dragon finale#brynden rivers
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buffy "its not so bad here, you fixed this place up" and two episodes later torching the place with a grenade to take out the demon eggs he started growing there. average situationship!
#btvs#spuffy#i love season 6 fr#like babe you literally just set fire to the rug we just saw you having sex under. but okay!
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Yeah okay obviously the stupid hat didn’t actually make Walter more evil but I do believe with my whole heart that we should have gotten one entire B plot of Jesse trying to get rid of the stupid hat but by a string of increasingly convoluted extenuating circumstances being unable to do so
#he tries to burn it but sets his sleeve on fire#he tries to pay another methhead literally thousands of dollars to take it but they’re like lmao that’s the ugliest hat i’ve ever seen pass#he finally gets rid of it and walter is like have you seen my stupid hat… good thing i have a stupid backup#c’mon vince you’re telling me no one tried getting rid of that stupid hat#breaking bad#brba#jesse pinkman#walter white#heisenberg
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I can’t include them all so here’s a combo of ‘came to mind first,’ ‘talked about positively most often by fans,’ and ‘stuck in my head’.
Public Apology Big Iron isn’t here. There were a lot that didn’t make the cut but that one specifically I stg I put in and only realized after posting had not. It was 100% meant to be on this list and I’ve failed us.
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout 4#fallout 76#tumblr polls#I know I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire should be here bc it was a trailer song but I don’t really like it so Heartaches by the Number#made it instead I’m sorry ✊😔#I FORGOT BIG IRON. that’s a sincere mistake I stg it was 2 on the list SHIT#why are you people so agreassive??? it’s not a ‘best fo song’ poll it’s not even a ‘favorite fo song’ poll it’s literally just a ‘pick a#song and hit a button fun time??? stop yelling in the tags about songs that aren’t there there are 12 slots on a poll I don’t control this#make your own stupid post and get rocks thrown at /you/ for only having 12 songs. also some of you can’t read ‘why isn’t X on’ IT IS!!! some#of the ones you’re complaining about are ThERE read#I’m gonna turn off reblogs and delete this maybe Jesus Christ it’s not even a competition it’s a song blunt rotation can’t you all be friend#ly about anything? Tu
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Guinevere convincing the officer she can chill her husband out
#drawing#art#digital art#fanart#arthur pendragon#gwen pendragon#arthur pendragon fanart#gwen pendragon fanart#bbc merlin#comic#the officer sitting there like damn i did not need to know that#but also please do#bc he literally set a raccoon loose on one of our cops bc he didn’t like the way the cop was looking at him#and gwen’s like well damn maybe the cop deserved it#and th officers like well he also ran and climbed up a fire escape then we found him making tea for the old man whose house he broke into#and gwen’s like jesus christ arthur#then the officers like no i’m not done we found him and then he somehow got the old man to vouch for him even though he has a broken window#arthur jumped back through after giving his number to the old man and found the hose at the bottom as we were chasing him and sprayed us#screaming “bitch ass motherfuckers trying to take away my goddamn right to meet new people#the he threw the hose at us#screamed fuck the cops#then ran into a wall#and that’s how we got him#and gwen’s like damn okay then
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I still have no idea how Veracxa actually played out in the show but I’m enamored by the idea that the team spends years fighting like the bitchiest most tenacious most androgynous lesbian ever. And then she becomes Lance’s sister-in-law.
#veracxa#voltron#I’ve always thought of Acxa as being almost like Jessie from pokemon in that she’s Always Fucking There#meaning like the team goes anywhere and then acxa is just There as well for some reason#keith goes to the farmers market planet. he reaches for some space peaches only for acxa to grab them first.#she’s literally there by complete coincidence and then 5 minutes later she's sets the market on fire and nearly killed keith three times#I think Acxa and keith would have the funniest in-law dynamics#because Acxa is the closest keith thinks he has ever felt to being attracted to a woman (because Acxa looks like a twink)#and then likewise keith is the closest thing axca has ever felt to comphet (this is her first time experiencing a Warrior’s Bond)#shitpost#axca
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*picks you up and dips u in a vat of acid*
#south park#sp#pip pirrup#pip pirrip#damien thorn#dip#sp dip#dip is one of those sjips that i only enjoy if its outside of the canon . show if that makes sense#cuz otherwise like they were only in one episode 2gether and damien like. hated him#but *thinks about them anyways*#i mean as in. i only like it in rlly specific circumstances otheriwse id be indifferent toward it#these all mainly came about cuz im writing a damien and pip friendship fic thing#cuz id like to explore their dynamic actually (and also I WANT PIP TO BE HAPPY)#anyways i rewatched 'Damien' (the episode) so i could characterize him right and like honestly thats gotta be my fav episode in s1#its fuckin hilarious#also DAMIEN MADE A CAMEO IN A LATER EOISODE AS LIKE A LITTLE EASTER EGG. HE WAS ON SUPER NANNY. LIEK THE TV SHOW#KM CRYING ITS FUCKING AMAZING#i love damien like ppl characterize him as being pissed off all the time and while yea technically true#he feels a lot more. immature to me#hes literally like an angsty little kid and the onyl reason he set pip on fire was to impress the 'cool kids' one might say#cuz hes weird and no one liked him#but i like him.#his weirdness is captivating#damien meeting the lame loser kid that he doesnt like and befriending him cuz they actually have a lot in common#(and damien is very very lonely)#also pip deserves a good cry honest to god#i want. him to be happy. nyow#i want damien 2 be happy too tbh#potatart
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genuinely don't understand how lestat nation is mad about that last episode. we have established.
Louis still thinks of Lestat as the one he trusts, is violently guilty and also horny about him
the final thing that makes him stop circling armand and go for it is confirmation that lestat and armand fucked. like they are clearly attracted to each other on their own merits but they are also appropriating lesbian culture.
lestat has the most magical dick in paris. probably europe. possibly the world. everyone who looks at him falls in love with him a little and no one who fucks him ever gets over it.
armand specifically isn't over it. 200 years later louis by his side he's still like that.
there is a 0% chance there isn't more to the nicki stuff. armand didn't even mention gabrielle and hannah moscovitch has already said gabby is what she's most looking forward to in season three (hard same). also if lestat did tell his creepy boyfriend kidnapping stalker he loved him as a distraction so he could run away the only thing he did wrong was not taking the boyfriend with him. he owes armand less than nothing! i love armand but if lestat wanted to slit his throat and leave him in a swamp he'd be justified in that. he doesn't, which is great for me, but that is the one person besides his dad and i guess the ghost of magnus where he can do whatever he wants forever and it's fine. unholy trinitity of bad men who were bad to him when he was vulnerable and couldn't fight back. if claudia hated him less they could talk about it. however, speaking of bad men who are bad to people. oops.
#press says iwtv#i do get the overall sadness from lestat fans#they took away all my favourite stuff from him in season one and left me with sam reid being a delight#which isn't nothing#but season two?? season two has just been louis and armand being fucked up because a) CLAUDIA my love haunts them as she should hope she#gets literal with it and sets their ugly bed on fire while she's at it#and b) they miss him soooo bad#like they miss him outrageously they're not over it louis is out there asking himself if CLAUDIA is worth it. come on#if anything they are being TOO nice to him this season#iwtv spoilers#interview with the vampire
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