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amateur-author597 · 3 years ago

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SERIOUS RISE OF THE TITANS SPOILERS

BUT I NEED TO RANT

SPOILERS ARE UNDER THE CUT I PROMISE

I STARTED ROTT TEN MINUTES AFTER IT CAME OUT AT 5:01 PM AEST AND FINISHED ROTT AT ROUGHLY 10 TO 7

I FINISHED THE MOVIE AND SAW 8 SPOILER POSTS WITHIN 2 MINUTES ON TUMBLR

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS AND PUT ALL SPOILERS UNDER THE CUT FOR YOUR POSTS AND TAG THEM PROPERLY

FIRST OFF

Everyone who said Blinky would die because of"and blinky" in the trailer

Fuck you

It was very fair but still I was so scared

Same to if those who said Archie died because he wasn't in the trailer

Again fair but I was terrified and anxious as hell

My heart could not have handled if he died or Douxie's grief but I'm still upset about what actually happened

And I wish Zoe showed up so they could give her some characterization

We find out she's known Douxie and been friends with him for over 900 years but she doesn't help with the Arcane Order?

And none of the hedge witches show up to help fight them to defend their home?!?!?!

SECOND!!! THE TRAIN SCENE!!!

YES

LOVED IT

GREAT

Jim you stupid string bean, I love you though

Claire, good job, that was some hard magic

Toby, go duke!

Douxie my husband, YAAASS QUEEN, GET IT BABY

The Police Station

It was so funny

Everything about it I loved

Douxari confusing the officers and being neutrally chaotic

Claire trying to be tough and silent

Toby spilling ALL the tea and the officers not believing him

Archie just being Archie and enjoying the confusion of the humans

KREL SHOWING UP WITH RICKY AND LUCY

YES

OMFG

Keep casually listing just about every spy agency in order

and then just

"And your mum"

What a legend

Literal King 👑

Honestly

Walter and Barbara

Them being engaged and happy

Y E S

Jim being best man

Y E S

Walter DYING before they could get married

N O

H E L L N O

ELI GREW UP!!!!!

MPREG STEVE

Very unpopular opinion

I loved it, so fucking funny

I don't even like mpreg normally

But I loved it as a random side plot cause they probably couldn't find an import part for every character and still give them their deserved screen time

Also, funny!

Krel was way too smug explaining to Steve that he would be pregnant, not Aja

You know how we as a fandom have all decided Krel is Aro/Ace icon or at least Aro spec and/or grey ace (something like that) I have no problem with this and love it, it makes me feel very validated, but what Krel just doesn't want kids and decided it's easier to not have romantic relationships, that's also a legitimate thing a lot of woman do

Does that mean gay guys can have biological kids on Akiridion 5?

BACK TO STEVE

I wish there was a bit where Steve called Lawrence on the phone calling him "dad" or "coach dad" and being like "Hey, I know you're probably busy, you're at school but I'm seriously freaking out and I need your help or advice" and explaining the whole Akiridion pregnancy and Coach just reassuring him gently and telling him that he and Steve's mum would support him and he wasn't alone and they weren't mad at him.

Douxie figuring out the sigil

Good job baby! Smart boy! I am very proud

You very smart

The Order bringing the Titans with Nari mind controlled

😬

That's all

Numora dying

Why! It's was so unnecessary!

I don't necessarily love her by any means

But still!

Dndndbebhsvehehrdidjbdisbeurbvtisjbsgsneosbsyneyjsosnsjdbdynsvsidbfindbzhndhdushdhushdbudhnm

*key spams in frustration*

This began much irritation that just increased

THE BRIDGE

ARCHIE LEFT DOUXIE HIS LONG LIFE FRIEND AND PLATONIC SOULMATE (NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT NOT JOW FAMILIARS WORK IDC)

YES HE WAS STAYING WITH HIS DAD AND I RESPECT THAT

BUT GODDAMN IT CHARLIE

CHARLEMAGNE COULD HAVE JUST LIT THE TROLLS FOLLOWING THEM ON FIRE AND THEN FLOWN OUT

THE PORTAL WOULD HAVE CLOSED AT THE SAME TIME

OR THEY COULD HAVE FREED THE TROLLS

EITHER WAY

THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT

WTF HAPPENED THE WHOLE FOUND FAMILY THING THEH WERE PUSHING IN WIZARDS

WHY PUSH A GRIEVING DOUXIE TO ESSENTIALLY GET OVER IT AND ACCEPT ARCHIE AS HIS FAMILY CUZ HE WAS ALWAYS THERE JUST TO GET RID OF ARCHIE ANYWAY

DOUXIE WOULD HAVE NEVER SEEN HIM AGAIN

HE WOULD HAVE JUST SEEN "TELL DOUXIE I SAID GOODBYE" IN THE KRONOSPHERE AS HIS LAST MEMORY OF HIM

*INCREASING FRUSTRATION*

"No More Running"DOUXIE ALMOST DIED BRINGING NARI BACK

I KNEW HE WOULDNT DIE BUT I WAS STILL SCARED

I was sad

NARI AND SKRAEL'S BATTLE WAS PERFECT

CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE I WAS NOT PLEASED WITH NARI DYING

NOR DOUXIE BEING HELD BACK ONCE AGAIN FROM SAVING A LOVED ONE

"Nor more running"

Simple line

Sweet

Shattered me and my very being THE SWITCHING SPELL

AMAZING.YES.ILOVEDIT.

DOUXIE YOU SMART BRILLIANT BOY I AM SO FUCKING PROUD

Douxari was so chaotic and funny and pure in a very weird way

I was sad that THAT screenshot of Douxie and Archie wasn't actually Archie because he looked so happy chddling his familiar but it was still cute

Narxie was so fucking sarcastic when the Arcane Order realized the spell didn't work and I live for it

Walter and Barbara

Them being engaged and happy

Y E S

Jim being best man

Y E S

Walter DYING before they could get married

N O

H E L L N O

ELI GREW UP!!!!!

MPREG STEVE

I loved it, so fucking funny

Krel was way too smug explaining to Steve that he would be pregnant, not Aja

Does that mean gay guys can have biological kids on Akiridion 5?

BACK TO STEVE

Douxie figuring out the sigil

Good job baby! Smart boy! I am very proud

You very smart

The Order bringing the Titans with Nari mind controlled

😬

That's all

Numora dying

Why! It's was so unnecessary!

Dndndbebhsve hehr didjbdisbeurbvtisjbsgsneosbsyneyjsosnsjdbdynsvsidbfindbzhndhdushdhushdbud

*key spams in frustration*

THE BRIDGE

ARCHIE LEFT DOUXIE HIS LONG LIFE FRIEND AND PLATONIC SOULMATE (NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT NOT JOW FAMILIARS WORK IDC)

YES HE WAS STAYING WITH HIS DAD AND I RESPECT THAT

BUT GODDAMN IT CHARLIE

CHARLEMAGNE COULD HAVE JUST LIT THE TROLLS FOLLOWING THEM ON FIRE AND THEN FLOWN OUT

THE PORTAL WOULD HAVE CLOSED AT THE SAME TIME

OR THEY COULD HAVE FREED THE TROLLS

EITHER WAY

THEY COULD HAVE GOTTEN OUT

Titan Nari

I was so scared when Douxie nearly passes out from lack of oxygen trying to save her

Claire did a great job and I like her but I feel like they're overpowering her without developing her

Nari and Skrael's battle was a cinematic masterpiece

Coach Lawrence seriously needs a break

NARI DYING WAS UNACCEPTABLE

DOUXIE BEING HELD BACK FROM HELPING HER WAS UNACCEPTABLE

"No more running" destroyed me

I AM STILL NOT OK

I DON'T THINK I EVER WILL BE

The 9th configuration

FOUND. FAMILY. CENTRAL.

I'M THE CHOSEN ONE BUT I CAN'T DO IT ALONE

YES

The Final Battle

I don't even know what to say

Aja. QUEEN.

RIP Varvatos

Rip Douxie that fall would have really fucking hurt

He definitely had broken ribs from that

I'm surprised he could walk after even while being supported against someone else to stand

Jim should have just stabbed Bellroc instead of talking

Jim should not have been able to walk and run perfectly fine after being stabbed even with all the adrenaline

Toby WTF MAN

GOOD JOB BUT FUCKING HELL

I LEGIT CAN'T EVEN FIGURE OUT HOW IT HAPPENED

THE MOVIE CAME OUT 4 DAYS AGO (IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO WRITE THE RANT DONT JUDGE) AND I'VE WATCHED IT 5 TIMES AND I STILL DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED IT EACH TIME

HOW DID TOBY CRASH?!?!

ANYWAY

TOBY DYING WAS NOT ACCEPTABLE

JIM SCREAMING OUT HIS NAME AS SOON AS HE REALIZED TOBY WASNT THERE

BLINKY AND ARGH LOOK OF PANIC AND WORRY CUZ THEY REALIZED TOBY DIDNT COME BACK WITH JIM

DOUXIE REALIZING HE FAILED TO PROTECT SOMEONE ELSE IMPORTANT TO HIM (EVEN IF HE DOESNT HAVE MUCH OF AN ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP WITH TOBY, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE HE DIDN'T ADOPT THEM ALL AS HIS YOUNGER SIBLINGS)

"Always was, always will be" hurt my entire soul

The Time stone

This frustrated me so much it took me 3 days to write just this bit

Go back in time and save everyone?

Yes! Awesome!

Go back to the start the start

Also, I love and adore Toby

BUT IT MAKES NO SENSE

JIM GIVING THE AMULET AND RESPONSIBILITIES AWAY WHEN HE HAS 2 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE AND KNOWS ALL OF HIS MISTAKES AND HOW TO FIX THEM

WTF

AS I SAID I LOVE TOBY AND I LIKE HIM ACHIEVING STUFF

BUT HES NOT TREATED AS BADLY AS THE FANDOM ACTS LIKE HE IS

AND LOGICALLY JIM MADE A STUPID DECISION CONSIDERING WHAT HE KNOWS

I get that he was tired of being the trollhunter

Largely because he was tired of not thinking he would do a good enough job

But odds are Toby will make some of the same mistakes and they'll be right back in that same position except maybe Claire will die that time around

And if you're sick of the trauma and responsibility of it than why would you dump it on your best friend

Once again I say, it was an illogical and dumb decision

I WILL BE RUNNING TO FANFICTIONS TO ESCAPE THIS CANON

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highfivecalum · 6 years ago

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Dark In Your Heart {CEO!CH} 6

Previous Chapters: One Two Three Four Five

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Calum rubbed his temples in frustration, trying to get rid of his hangover and get rid of the memory of the night before of him kissing Maddie. When he got home, he opened a brand new bottle of whiskey and chugged half of it, plopping down on his couch, and passing out. He dreamed of her that night. Of her naked, on top of him and under him, and he unhappily woke up with a boner.

He sipped his coffee that was in front of him, waiting for his sister to meet him at the diner they agreed to meet at a few days before. He hadn’t seen Mali in a while, her having been traveling the world and out of town for months. He was excited to see her, but he wasn’t excited about the hangover, and about how she would instantly know that something was up with him. She could read him better than anybody else could.

“Cal!” Mali’s happy voice had Calum lifting his head up from his coffee and a grin spreading across his face. He stood up, pulling his older sister in for a much needed hug and sighed happily as he smelled her familiar perfume. “What’s up, baby bro? You look like shit.”

“Ha,” Calum rolled his eyes. “‘M a bit hungover.”

“Could have guessed that.” Mali grinned while flagging down their server. She ordered herself a coffee and Calum finally ordered his food. He needed some bacon to soak up the alcohol that was still in his system.

“How was England?”

“Oh, my God! Just wonderful.”

Mali went on to tell Calum all about her trip and as she told him everything, he found his mind wandering to a certain girl that he couldn’t get out of his head for weeks. He felt bad for ignoring Mali, even though he wasn’t doing it on purpose, but he couldn’t help himself. Maddie, especially after last night, was all Calum could seem to think of.

“Earth to Calum?” Mali clapped her hands in his face, startling him out of his thoughts, and he cleared his throat. Mali tilted her head and raised her eyebrows, a knowing look on her face. “You good? You look like you’re in outer space, Cal.”

Calum groaned and dropped his head, letting his fingers tangle through his messy hair from the night before, from Maddie’s fingers in his hair and from his running through them all night. He knew he could tell Mali anything, so he did, but left out the most important detail. That she was his assistant.

“It’s a girl.”

“A girl!” Mali gasped dramatically. “How riveting! Tell me more. What’s her name? Is she pretty? How was the sex?”

“Mali!” Calum smacked her arm as she giggled. “My god, you sound like the guys. How do you know we’ve even had sex yet?”

“Because you’re never this hung up on a girl if you haven’t had sex with her. So?”

“Her name is Maddie, she’s very attractive, and yeah we had sex and it was great.” Calum smirked at the memory of it and Mali gagged. She did not need to know all the details of her brothers life. She knew most of it, but some stuff she did not need to know.

“So? What’s the problem?”

“It’s- it’s complicated. I don’t really wanna talk ‘bout it right now, Mali.” If Calum was being honest, he did not want to tell Mali that she was his assistant. He knew she wouldn’t judge him, but she would for sure have something to say about it, and she would say what he already knew. He did not want to delve into that conversation.

“Alright, alright.” Mali pouted. “Let’s just eat then and catch up.”

And so they did. And it was great and Calum, for the first time, didn’t let his mind wander to the girl that infiltrated his mind and his life just weeks ago.

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The knocking on Maddie’s door had her groaning in annoyance. She was laying on her couch, joint in hand, pizza on her coffee table, and reruns of Breaking Bad on her TV. She was way too comfortable to get up, so she ignored the knocking as well as she could, but it kept going.

“Goddammit,” Maddie cursed under her breath and trudged to her door, not bothering to look in the peephole, and swung the door open. She wasn’t sure who she was expecting, but it sure as hell was not her boss. “Calum? What, uh, what are you doing here?”

“Uh, hey.” He pursed his lips and held up Maddie’s wallet that she had been looking for. “Sorry to just show up like this, but you left this in my car Friday night.”

Maddie didn’t even question how Calum knew where she lived. Sure, he dropped her off outside of her building, but she never told him what her apartment number was. Not thinking much of it, she happily took it from him and unzipped it, checking the inside to make sure everything was still there, as if Calum had stolen her money. “Thank you. I’ve been looking for this.”

“Figured.” Calum cleared his throat. “I, uh, I think we should talk.”

“Sure, yeah.” Maddie opened the door wider and stepped to the side, letting Calum come in, and she instantly panicked.

She had totally forgotten about the lit joint that was sitting in her ash tray once she opened the door and saw Calum standing there. She was sure her house smelled of weed, she would be surprised if it didn’t, and she did not want her boss to know that she often smoked. She rushed around, lighting a few candles and spraying Febreeze.

“Smells like you were hot boxin’ in here.” Calum let out a laugh.

Maddie’s cheeks heated up and she shook her head for being so stupid. “Yeah, uh, I usually don’t, uh, smoke inside, but I did today since it’s cold out.” Maddie stuttered over her words as she put the joint out and tried to clean up the small mess that was on her coffee table. If she had known Calum was stopping by, she would have definitely not been smoking a joint. And she definitely would have tried to clean up a bit. “You can sit.” Maddie motioned to the couch as she rushed to the kitchen to put the plate she was using before in the sink.

“Maddie, you don’t have to clean.” The corner of Calum’s lips turned up as he watched her; flustered and looking cuter than ever in a pair of sleep shorts with wine glasses on them, a huge Stanford sweatshirt, fuzzy socks, and her hair thrown up in a bun with her face free of makeup. Calum didn’t look much different, with a pair of sweatpants and a sweatshirt on with Vans. Maddie hadn’t ever seen him so relaxed looking. “And I don’t care that you smoke. Whatever you do outside of work is not my business.”

That relaxed Maddie a bit and she finally, reluctantly, joined Calum on the couch. They weren’t close, a cushion in between them, and enough distance for it to be appropriate. “What, uh, what did you wanna talk about?”

Calum ran a hand through his hair and puffed out a breath. The conversation that was about to happen was not one he wanted to happen, but he knew it had to, and he knew he had to be the one to start it. Calum glanced at the joint, knowing he didn’t want to be completely for the conversation that was about to ensue. “Mind if I hit that?” Maddie followed where his finger was pointing and her eyes widened. She never took Calum for a smoker.

“Go for it.”

Calum noticed the surprised look on Maddie’s face and he chuckled as he rolled the joint between his fingers. “Why do you look so surprised?”

“Just didn’t take you as a smoker, that’s all. I mean, I know you smoke cigarettes, but not weed.”

“You know,” Calum mused as he looked at her. “I’m not always your asshole boss, Maddie.”

“I don’t- I don’t think you’re an asshole, Calum.”

“Sure you don’t,” Calum laughed as he looked around, searching the table for a lighter. “Got a light?” Maddie dug her hand in her sweatshirt pocket and pulled out her yellow lighter, handing it to Calum, nearly shivering when Calum’s hand grazed her own. “So,” Calum inhaled heavily. “About Friday night; I shouldn’t have kissed you.”

“Oh, right. That.” Maddie acted as if she had forgotten, but in all honesty, she would never be able to forget it.

“Yeah, I don’t- that was inappropriate and I don’t know what came over me.” Calum shook his head and tried to block the memory of how good her lips tasted. How perfect they were and how good they felt against his. “You’re gorgeous, that much is obvious, but that still doesn’t give me the right to kiss you. I’m sorry.”

“It’s fine,” Maddie assured him. It was fine, she wasn’t mad at him for kissing her, but she really wished it didn’t happen because that’s all she could think about. It pissed her off, really, that she couldn’t have the one man she wanted. “I mean, I kissed you back, and there was alcohol involved and it just-” Maddie licked her lips and didn’t miss how Calum’s eyes lingered on her mouth. “It’s fine, really.”

“Okay. That’s a relief.” Calum inhaled the joint a few more times, forgetting that it was between his fingers the whole time he was talking, and passed it to Maddie. She didn’t hit it as much as she would have if she was alone, only a few times, and put the roach out in her ashtray. “Shit. I shouldn't have smoked. I hate drivin’ while I’m stoned.”

“You uh- you can stay until the high wears off. If you want.”

Calum looked up at Maddie, her red eyes matching his own and the small smile never leaving her face, and Calum found himself smiling with her and nodding his head. He knew he shouldn’t stay, it would just make everything more complicated and his feelings more confusing, but he couldn’t find it in himself to leave. He didn’t want to.

“What’re you watchin’?”

“Reruns of Breaking Bad.”

“I love Breaking Bad.” Calum muttered.

“Same!” Maddie exclaimed happily, her cheeks heating up at her overly exciting reaction. “Kinda sucks that Walter dies in the end though.” Maddie frowned as she pressed play.

“Hey! I never finished it!” Calum pouted and Maddie swore she had never seen anything so cute in her life. She tried not to stare at his pouted, perfect lips, but it was hard not to. They were so kissable and every time she looked at them she got flashbacks of how good they felt on her. On both pairs of her lips. “You just ruined it for me.” Calum was joking, Maddie could tell that he wasn’t actually mad at her.

Maddie giggled and turned the TV up. Shrugging carelessly, she spoke. “Sorry ‘bout it.”

Calum scoffed, but couldn’t help but laugh. Calum looked over at Maddie; a jar of peanut butter in her hand and spoonful of it in her mouth and he licked his lips as he watched her tongue lick the spoon clean of peanut butter. “Gimme some of that.”

Maddie looked up and slowly handed the jar over to Calum, and watched in surprise as he took the spoon from between her fingers and dipped it into the peanut butter, putting the spoon in his mouth and licking it clean just as Maddie did. “Uh,” Maddie exhaled a quiet laugh. “Do you want your own spoon?”

“No.” Calum ate another spoonful before handing it back to her. “Why?”

“I don’t know…” Maddie furrowed her eyebrows in high confusion. “Because germs and stuff.”

“Please,” Calum scoffed. He wasn’t sure why he was being so talkative and so unfiltered, but the next few words that came out of his mouth surprised both him and Maddie. “I think at this point we’re way past worryin’ about germs after everything that’s happened.”

Maddie had not expected Calum to be so open with his thought, so she let out a loud scoff of a laugh and shook her head. “Touche.”

After that, Maddie and Calum fell into a comfortable silence, watching Breaking Bad, as they sat in her smoke filled apartment. And, for a minute, it felt as though they were friends just hanging out, but once Calum left with a quiet goodbye and a hand wave, Maddie knew that they were far from friends.

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