#like i need it so bad

[adamsrcnan]

now that we have tsc, and tsc2 in the works. the next thing i'd sell my soul for from nora is something from kevin's pov. like literally ANYTHING. i want to get inside his head so so badly that it drives me insane sometimes. he has such a fascinating relationship with so many characters and yet he comes across as so one track minded (over exy). i need to get inside his head. i need to know how he FEELS.

[sexynetra]

IM CRYING I made that slideshow of anarcia on TikTok and trust I’ve been sobbing over anarcia EVERYDAY.

just one interaction plz

Me @ you for making that TikTok

[sagittarianpocky]

if i ever got my hands on this figure i would immediately shove it up my ass

[grace122]

I’m a sapnap girl every second of my life, but just the image of punz turning his hat backwards and smirking a little before going down on you…. I blacked out and clicked the first option

-🌬️

YOU BLACKED OUT IM CACKLING RN, no but just imagine him hovering and even blowing air on it just to tease and THEN smirking when you gasp and whine softly looking down at him with pleading eyes as he starts to turn his hat backwards “hm? you need something from me?” he’d taunt getting so close that his breath was fanning over you “ask nicely baby” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😭😭🤭😭😵‍💫😇

[richieshitlips]

guys how much do you think the average human kidney is worth, like at least £14.85 right

[nanamis-baker]

I need rain 😭😭

I need to feel that misty, cool breeze on my face, I need to smell the aroma of wet soil that's so fragrant that you can almost taste it, I need to hear the rhythmic pattern of rainfall and I need to see THAT GREENERY all around me.

God please my soul needs rain!! 🥹🥹😭

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.

[kensatou]

i'll let phie-san say it:

[mybreadsmybutters]

when i was a kid i wanted to be a famous youtuber like dan and phil so that people would gay ship me with my irl best friend and we would be sooo weirded out by it and laugh and make videos joking about it but secretly it would make her realize her repressed gay crush on me and i'd help her through her gay crisis and then we would have a sickeningly sweet sappy romance and read fanfiction about ourselves together... anyways just found out she's married to a guy in the mafia now so i probably don't have a chance

[citricacidprince]

Was forced to get a new phone today

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

[onlypans-dot-com]

wilson and house, respectively

[28cum]

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[studprincesa]

Making Out: The Book of Lesbian Sex and Sexuality, photography by Laurence Jaugey-Paget (via dykedeviance)

[pangur-and-grim]

alright, this one's a little more silly