#let's talk about the uncle

[lemoncakesandwine]

A teensy weensy NSFT headcanon about Aelor Targaryen:

Aelor is a man who can go on for hours. He loves to touch, kiss, and explore every inch of his companion’s body instead of going straight into the final act. Even then, he will still take his time, leaving his partner exhausted (but in a good way) by the time he is finished.  

[flawlessflesh]

modern AU thistle & yaad. they have a complicated relationship

in this AU, thistle was formally adopted by freinag melini and is yaad's (grand) uncle. he talked yaad into joining his band/catharsis engine, so after school a couple nights a week yaad is ferried over to do stage setup (and 100 other random tasks thistle gives him) at whatever venue or dive bar the winged lion booked them at. umm this probably counts as an extracurricular activity, so it's fine!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 251

Danny is tired and annoyed. On one hand, his parents took the whole ‘so I might be slightly dead’ pretty well! Which is good! On the other, they decided to send him and his sisters to their uncle while they take care of the Guys in White and refurbish the house to be, well, him safe. Which meant a ridiculously long flight all the way to New Jersey. 

A flight he was pretty sure happened to be illegal what with the fact that neither of them were asked for their IDs or anything despite having them with them. Hm. Y’know he’s not going to question it, he’s getting a nap the moment they get to Uncle Harvey’s. 

[mirensiart]

Shulk going dad joke mode at the tender age of 18.... dude had a huge arsenal of them ready when Nikol was born i can tell

Reyn laughing at Shulk's pun is also so funny, Nikol didn't stand a chance, that kid was born surrounded by constant puns lmao

[hippydippydruid]

Wanna make a deep insightful analysis about Timmy screaming to a woman who isn’t his mother but is one of the first people to show him kindness in a long time to please help him because he’s just a scared kid and maybe he knew this was gonna happen and the facade has finally broken but there’s hope for once in his life because this woman looked at him and told him she loved him and now he’s going to die he’s going to be just like her his dad is going to turn him into what he’s been surrounded by his whole life but unfortunately I’m actively sobbing over this episode so. None of that.

[mariatesstruther]

okay but sarah celebrating tommy every year for mother’s day

[sherurose]

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER

2.09 — Bitter Work || 3.12 — The Western Air Temple

Zuko experiencing the different and opposite sides of the water tribe people having "a deep sense of community and love that holds them together through anything" one after the other.

[autisticrosewilson]

Um if you write Jason having to get drugs for Catherine I want you dead btw. Not only does it tell me you assume the average drug dealer would give the hard shit to a very small child and then not supervise them at all (classist stereotype that all drug dealers are inherently evil + lazy writing with no grasp on reality) and you genuinely think that Catherine was CONSTANTLY high, as if that's even possible without overdosing far sooner than she did. That's without even getting into the bad mom Catherine propaganda.

[johnsspacesuittight]

Brackenreid has literally so many kids my god, there are his actual three biological kids, and then there's Higgins, Crabtree, Watts and Mrs. Hart, at LEAST

[swagglessmoth]

Old sketches of Love will find you (this is a threat)

Never thought I’d ever see Itarin in a fic. But yk what? Hell yeah. Girl’s got a type

Kinda admire the dedication of the author for making Rin and Sasuke meet, bc they’re pretty much aligning every star out there to make that happen lol. With Rin being married to Itachi and pregnant with their first child (making Sasuke an uncle (?!) That’s gonna be funny when he finds that out) and being Orochimaru’s student as well (AND being buddies with team Taka), it’s pretty much confirmed that they’re going to talk AT THE VERY LEAST once.

[disappearinginq]

Seven Sentence...Sunday?

Today is Saturday (here, for now - give it an hour or so) but I doubt I'll remember tomorrow. Tagged by @thewildballyntynesgrow and with a rough 7-ish (heavy on the ish) sentences:

“Why would anyone want to know about Slough House?” Louisa pressed. And how did that play into River winding up in this mess by someone thinking he ‘mattered’? “Anyone who knows it exists also knows it’s as low value a target as you could get. I don’t even know that the windows are locked.”

“They didn’t want to know about Slough House.”

Louisa was really beginning to think it was well and truly drugs that had River talking in circles, or more likely, a combination of that and the rather significant head injury, until several things occurred to her.

If River was taken because someone thought he mattered to Slough House, a den of rejects and petty criminals at best, there was literally only one high valued target in the entire building.

And it wasn’t one of the Slow Horses.

It was because they thought River mattered to Lamb.

[ratatatastic]

there is nothing funnier than jameson bringing up the way mackie's dad tried to get him with tate mcrae (to which his dad subsequently deleted the tweet soon thereafter) but the damage was done and yes mackie was chirped hard for it both by fellow kitties and his other friends alike but its okay he thought it was funny either way

shame it didnt work though or so he wishes...

BMW Teammate of the Month | 1.14.25 (x)

[wordy-little-witch]

Ghost!Roger Au is so good, I wonder if other ghosts have decided to talk with Perona as well? Will Rouge also give a shovel talk too?

If Luffy and his crew comes over, will Ace come out and start talking about Luffy in his classic fashion? So many ideas could happen

YEAH

Perona absolutely talks to many spirits, some kinder than others, and when she learns Buggy can see and talk to them easily, she is absolutely vibrating beyond the physical plane.

Rouge absolutely gives her own shovel talks. Somehow hers is scarier that Roger's. Perona wants to be like granny Rouge one day.

I genuinely believe Perona got Zoro to do a board session with her over the two years, so he knows she has it and can talk to spirits ((and they send letters bc they're siblings send tweet)), so when they all meet up, Buggy is trying - in vain - to escape a rubbery tangled death trap that is supposed to be a hug, and Zoro is staring his not-dad and not-sister with the protective fury of a thousand suns.

It only gets complicated when, between one moment and the next Buggy goes stock still. Perona tilts her head with a hum. The clown just falls over and Luffy is giggling his head off while Mihawk and Crocodile straighten up. The strawhats are watching on warily.

Buggy, still smothered, just goes "Pero-chan, be a dear and pull our your board please. Grandpa is being annoying again."

"Okay mama Bug!"

She proceeds to lay out a comically large board, sets a piece of wood down and nobody even touches the planchet before it's zooming across the board

L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-F-F-Y-L-U-

"YEAH WE GET IT, GET ON WITH IT!!!"

H-I

"Oh my gods"

It's a hot mess honestly and many people are Suspicious of Foul Play, especially because Ace is such a sore spot for Luffy even now, but Lu's smarter than he lets on. He asks for proof that Ace is there.

S-H-I-T-T-Y-G-R-A-M-P-S-K-I-L-L-E-D-K-E-V-I-N

Luffy bursts into tears. The crews are about to explode. Buggy's still being used as a stuffed animal by a teenage boy.

Luffy babbles about how it IS Ace and yeah Gramps DID kill Kevin and how is this happening and he's sorry and-

C-R-Y-B-A-B-Y

"You jerk!!!"

Roger and Rouge get to formally meet Luffy then, and Ace introduces Roger as his 'not as shitty old man', which is high praise.

Hours later, Luffy rests his head against Buggy's shoulder and asks how he knew to ask Pinkie for the board.

"My Haki's not built like everyone else," he says haltingly. "I see.... stuff that isn't really supposed to be seen."

"Magic eyes?"

"Basically."

"Cool.... does.... does Shanks know?"

"About the magic eyes or about Roger?"

"Yeah"

"Then yeah. He does. Old Fucker haunts us both"

"Huh...."

There's silence for a bit.

Buggy's not sure why he wants to break it, why he wants to say anything. He still does

"Firefist spends a lot of time away from here. He checks on his crewmates, he's said. But he checks on you, too. Came back one time raving mad about some 'blond twink ass' having the audacity to be alive, for some reason. But he watches over you the most, I think."

"Shishishi... yeah. Sabo died when we were kids. But he didn't die! Just got amnesia. He's better now."

"Sabo?"

"Blond twink"

"Ah. Well. Kid, your life is a fucking drama."

"Yep! It's fun, huh? Thanks, uncle Buggy"

"Don't call me that"

"I'm gonna do it anyway."

"Ugh..."

Roger and Rouge are watching on warmly. ((Ace would be too if he wasn't currently playing with the bonfire and making Chopper laugh))

[universescreaming]

Sometimes it is so clear that some people only watch this show for Buck and Buddie and it’s like THIS IS AN ENSEMBLE SHOW THIS IS AN ENSEMBLE CAST! other storylines are going to happen!!! This show is not the Buck and Eddie show with some funky sidekicks!! Like please, I understand wanting to see more Buddie, trust me I have been waiting YEARS to see them, but like … one, it’s not going to happen in 2 episodes??? (Nor should it but that’s a WHOLE other conversation) And two, this show is NOT about them! They are an Intercal part to the show and storyline, yes, but they are only a part! And in recent times things have been very Buck, Eddie, buckandeddie, and Buddie focused (yes those are ALL different) so it was bound for an episode to premiere where they are not the focus! Like can we please just enjoy the show and the story it’s telling and stop being all ‘what a flop of an episode’ ‘this was such a let down’ ‘I’m gonna stop watching until Buddie goes canon’, like y’all enjoy the show you want, watch for what you want, whatever, it’s your viewing experience but before you start yelling at the show and it’s creative team for making a “bad” episode simply because there wasn’t enough Buddie in it please, I implore you, to remember that that is Not the point of the show

[distressed-bird]

Kalina is the most interesting character to me because of all she has going on…

she is Cassandra’s familiar, she is simultaneously a pet and a friend and a servant and a family to a goddexx that is simultaneously her owner and friend and creator and parent and her god and reason to be—Kalina’s relationship to Cassandra is hard to put a name or label on (since what does being a familiar even mean?) but the bottomline is that this cat loves her deity enough to put everything and everyone on the line for her…

And adding in that she is a child of divorce. So to speak. I am extremely normal and haven’t been driven mad by the detail that baby itty bitty kitty Kalina was at Cassandra’s wedding to Ankarna and is remembered to have been toddling after her as she walked down the aisle…

Kalina will be the death of me /lh

[ridiasfangirlings]

Saruhiko's daughter being scared of Yata and the rest of HOMRA cuz they do look like those bad guys from cartoons with gang tattoos and weird clothes.

Can you imagine how crushed Yata would be by this, that his best friend’s kid thinks he’s a scary monster. Like imagine this as maybe Everybody Lives AU where Fushimi didn’t have his kid until after leaving Homra so they’ve never really met her. Kusanagi keeps encouraging him to bring her by sometimes, he’ll make her a snack. Yata wants to meet her too but then the first time he stops by Fushimi’s place she immediately runs and hides from him. Poor Yata is immediately crestfallen, like hey I’m not scary, but she refuses to come near him. Fushimi asks her about it afterward and she says that he’s like ‘the bad guys from cartoons,’ which Fushimi will later relate to Yata in between bouts of snickering. 

Fushimi isn’t sure about bringing her to Homra in that case but he’s convinced to let her meet Anna at least. Except when he gets to the bar with his kid some of the other Homra guys are there and she’s immediately concerned, imagine she points to Kamamoto and says he’s a bad guy, Kamamoto almost cries. Kusanagi tries to calm her down and she points at him too and is like ‘sneaky villain!’, Kusanagi coughs and wonders what Fushimi’s been teaching her. Even Totsuka makes her suspicious, he tries to come over all friendly and she hides behind Fushimi as she says that’s a sneaky looking villain. Yata is like come on we can’t all be villains, what are you teaching this kid Saruhiko. Suddenly Mikoto appears with Anna and imagine Fushimi tensing, all the old nervous feelings coming back as he expects his kid will be extra scared of Mikoto. Mikoto doesn’t even look at them, just lays down on the couch with Anna sitting next to him. Fushimi’s kid hesitates and then slowly walks over and without a moment’s hesitation plops herself next to him and starts napping on his chest. Fushimi is just boggling like wait of all people Mikoto-san isn’t scary, he doesn’t understand kids at all.