swagglessmoth

[swagglessmoth]

Jonin smoking station

The Way of the Househusband - Chapter: 85 redraw

[swagglessmoth]

the most stick up his ass hokage advisor since Madara himself

[swagglessmoth]

this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn

[swagglessmoth]

This team only works because they’re all insane little freaks

[swagglessmoth]

I hear you with Jiraiya writing the first omegaverse about Orochimaru, but hear me out.... Tsunade is the one to write it. Tsunade that is SO pissed off about Jiraiya coming to bother her again that she writes a whole ass book about how Orochimaru got Jiraiya pregnant then took their kid and left because Jiraiya is a shitty omega and Orochimaru is an alpha that needs an omega that isn't running around looking at other alphas.

Tsunade fills that baby with how crappy an omega Jiraiya is and how Orochimaru is the sad Alpha that just wants loyalty (shes an Orochimaru apologist in this) it's also probably fueled by so much sake in her system

HELLO THATS SO FUNNY THO?? IM CRYING RN, UR MIND IS SO BEAUTIFUL

Every time Jiraiya sends Tsunade another "please come back to Konoha" letter, Tsunade drunkenly writes another three paragraphs describing Jiraiya's pregnancy and heat cramps. This is her therapy. This is her revenge.

She publishes it without even changing their names. She's drunk out of her fucking mind and Shizune is begging her to lay down but she's angrily shoving her manuscript into an envelope to send directly to both Oro and Jiraiya. She wants them to see it. This is her revenge fr

[swagglessmoth]

i am in hell.

[swagglessmoth]

nononono wait. obito create omegaverse hear me out

so the whole "alpha wolf" concept is proven bullshit right, and omegaverse wolves are barely based on actual canine behavior, etc etc THEREFORE obito thinks itd be a real hoot to write shitty inaccurate alpha/omega wolf shifter fiction (thats probably actually just loosely veiled obikaka), thinking it would annoy kakashi somehow—joke's on him tho kakashi LOVES IT. so does every other pervert i mean person in the shinobo nations. obito accidentally starts the latest fiction trend

PLSS OBITO MAKING THE OMEGAVERSE SPECIFICALLY TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF / PROVOKE KAKASHI WOULD BE HILLARIOUS

I am picturing specifically when they were kids, Kakashi was that "erm, actually" kid who got really up in arms specifically whenever Obito mentioned any incorrect dog/wolf facts. And this somehow managed to stick with Obito so much that he really sat down one day and went "yk what would piss Kakashi off? Not only am I going to write the most inaccurate wolf pack dynamics but Im also gonna SEXUALIZE it. Take THAT!!"

Only for Kakashi to then ofc become a big fan, which infuriates Obito endlessly-- but he cant back out now bc the sales on his omegaverse novel are now funding Akatsuki better than their bounty hunting.

Actually suddenly this au is just about how the Akatsuki accidentally turned into a publishing company that specializes in omegaverse smut bc this is somehow funding them better than the actual terrorism/bounty hunting is

[swagglessmoth]

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

[swagglessmoth]

"Fuck the United States of America” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"She's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Tatsuki Fujimoto

[swagglessmoth]

We never really talked about it but The Ugly Ducking that grew up to be a beautiful swan was still probably pretty fugly from a duck’s perspective

[swagglessmoth]

Smuldundes I'm putting on my wall.

[swagglessmoth]

[swagglessmoth]

[swagglessmoth]

[swagglessmoth]

Tiktoker Kakashi would be on booktok posting reviews of the most down bad filthy out of pocket problematic "my alpha werewolf stepbrother teacher who murdered my parents turned into a god and appointed me his sexy apostle and we must have mystical sex to save the world from the incoming demon apocalypse" smut on the market.

Obito is his biggest hater (out of pure spite and deep rooted confusion and terror for what the fuck he's reading) and Gai is his biggest supporter (He doesn't get it at all but is happy that Kakashi is happy.)

Rin frequently is in the receiving end of Obito's rants ab what a shameful degenerate Kakashi is for doing this. Little does Obito know, she is secretly the one finding and recommending these books to Kakashi and helps manage his tiktok account. She gains nothing from this but the pure joy for their craft

[swagglessmoth]

Early Birthday Celebration with Baby Kid Tsunade 🌸 with a smiling Hashirama & stern Tobirama ♨

[swagglessmoth]

english is not my native language why should I suffer