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how’s that house that raised you?

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tfw you accidentally say oh my god to gods face

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Furry-fied momokarun

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My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign

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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care

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watching tumblr freak the fuck out and flood the tag whenever ao3 goes down will never not make me laugh (i am, however, also suffering)

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ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

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Togekiss’ egg 🪶

Bonus

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Book of Kismet

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This is the best movie pitch I’ve ever heard

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just learned about farming simulator

I mean, I already knew about it, but I just learned about it

Did you know that the target audience for Farming Simulator is actual real-world farmers? Because I didn’t. I just assumed that farmers probably don’t want to go home from a day of farming to do some (presumably highly inaccurate) virtual farming?

Like, imagine if the target audience for Power Washing Simulator was actual professional power washers.

Farming Sim gets sponsored by companies and shit to put ads in their games. But since the game is for farmers, all of the ads target farmers. Advertising products that, realistically, only farmers would be interested in. Aka John Deere tractors and shit.

There’s a fucking farming sim esports league. Where do they play? Agriculture conventions. not gaming conventions. agriculture conventions.

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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis

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clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

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blood in the water