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– anipoke spoilers ! 🤍

the inspiration is real 🤍

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Random Shit in Gravity Falls I think about constantly even though most of it was one-off gags

Dipper and Mabel probably have a criminal record (this could be viable for all sorts of shit they've done but I'm quoting specifically the counterfeiting that got them thrown in the county jail. I feel like that counts idk.)

The sheer existence of Sherman Pines. We know next to nothing about this man but the Pines family we know hinges entirely on him having fucked somebody who went on to fuck somebody else. We've only seen him as a baby.

The fact that the party in Double Dipper was just. Casually implied to have been Stan and Ford's birthday.

Dipper and Mabel share so much they unintentionally shared their first kiss with the same fucking guy. He's now presumably married to a manatee.

Stan petitioned the government to have a day removed from calendars so Soos would stop being sad. He's no longer allowed on airplanes because of this.

Ford got a tattoo before Stan did.

Stan probably lost all his teeth because of chewing his way through the trunk of a car.

Alex Hirsch didn't intend to make Pacficia's episode an abuse allegory but he did it so damn well I physically cannot unsee it as such

Stan is simply a better conman than Bill Cipher.

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spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

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Artists.

You do not need your Twitter.

Twitter is not the boost you think it is anymore.

I have seen at least 6 people I follow on BlueSky saying they have looked into their numbers and compared to Twitter? BSky gives them over double the exposure and follow through for outside links (probably because Twitter kills your tweet if you have links).

Twitter is testing a feature to allow other users to click a button attached to your posts to put your art into their Grok ai and make ai art with it without your permission automatically.

It is marking non-ai art as being made with Grok (probably to promote it).

You do not need Twitter.

Twitter needs you.

Starve the fuckin thing.

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cat jpeg made me emotional so i drew it

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spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

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Amen to that little dude

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Teaching him the wax on wax off technique

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finished my freshman year rewatch and had to draw my sweet son

extra pride flag versions below cut for funsies ⬇️

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ASOHSFDF THE COMMENTARY IS KILLING ME 

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have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT