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rip cannibal au grant you would have loved ethel cain

Something something "eat of me baby skin to the bone body on body until I'm all gone but I'm with you on the inside"

Sooooo real I think about her music a lot when I think about them. Other songs that inspired this au on the COMPLETE OPPOSITE SPECTRUM is Appetite of a People Pleaser by Ghost and Pals and Butcher Vanity by Yi Xi. If Ethel Cain is Grant's pov these two are Jason's!

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yeah sure I'll post this separately why not

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Love going through character hate tags and seeing all my mutuals. The gangs all here and we're hunting the anti blorbos for sport <33333

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youtube content in the dc universe

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I really was tempted to go the horny route but this is the slow burn universe named after Grant being a cringefail boyloser and that spirit must remain at the heart of this

That TikTok of the guy bull riding you sent saying it was Grant?

Loser au Grant gets Jason to sneak out with him and they end up at a bar where they have the mechanical bull and Jason sees Grant like THAT

Grant did it to look cool and Jason was genuinely impressed for all of 10 seconds before Dick somehow got behind the control panel and threw him off. Jason had to haul him up and to a booth and spent the rest of the night holding a rum and coke to Grant's forehead, but he also gave him a kiss on the cheek before they split ways to go to their dorms so a win is a win.

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That TikTok of the guy bull riding you sent saying it was Grant?

Loser au Grant gets Jason to sneak out with him and they end up at a bar where they have the mechanical bull and Jason sees Grant like THAT

Grant did it to look cool and Jason was genuinely impressed for all of 10 seconds before Dick somehow got behind the control panel and threw him off. Jason had to haul him up and to a booth and spent the rest of the night holding a rum and coke to Grant's forehead, but he also gave him a kiss on the cheek before they split ways to go to their dorms so a win is a win.

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“Why didn’t you call me.” It’s not a question. Dick’s voice is frigid.

Bruce exhales. “Nightwing…”

“No. I’m not talking to Batman, I’m asking Bruce why he didn’t call me. My little brother is dead!”

“You were in space.” Bruce finally turns around to look at Dick. His face is haggard and he has large bags under his eyes. “The mission—”

Dick laughs bitterly, stepping forward and jabbing a finger in Bruce’s chest. “I don’t give a fuck about the mission. You had his funeral without me. You buried my little brother and I wasn’t there! And neither were any of his friends!”

“I don‘t—”

“And why the hell is there some new kid running around dressed as Robin?”

“Tim is—”

“I don’t care who he is! I care that you’ve stuffed another kid in that suit! Into my colors. The colors I gave to my little brother. The colors that got him killed.”

“Jason was reckless!” Bruce snaps. “I’m going to train Tim better, he won’t fail like that.”

Dick stiffens.

“I’m *sorry,* what did you just say?”

He repeats himself. “Jason was reckless. Tim will be better”

“How dare you.” Dick hisses, stepping closer to Bruce. “How dare you. Jason wasn’t reckless! He called me, did you know that? Left a voicemail. He ran because you benched him. He thought being your son was contingent on him being your Robin.”

Bruce’s face goes ashen. “Dick—”

“No. I can’t even look at you right now. And I think you’re making a mistake with the new Robin, but I can’t stop you can I? Even though that’s my name. Does Batman ever consider the feelings of others? Of course not!”

Dick turns around to leave, but before he takes more than a few steps something catches his eye.

“What’s that.” His voice is almost silent as he walks forward, stopping in front of the glass case.

“Dick—”

“A good soldier. A good soldier.”

Dick turns back to face Bruce, face unreadable.

“Is that really how you see us? Soldiers in your crusade against crime? Is that all we are? What happened to being your sons?”

Bruce opens his mouth, but gets cut off.

“No, no, soldiers are disposable aren’t they? You can cut us off when we disagree, you don’t have to mourn us when you get us killed.

CRACK

Bruce backhands him.

Dick laughs and spits blood at his feet, ears ringing.

“Don’t you dare blame me for Jason’s death!”

“No? You were the one that made him your soldier. My brother is dead because of you.”

Dick turns on his heel and marches towards the exit of the cave. “Don’t call me unless the world is ending. In fact don’t call me even then. Have Diana call Donna. And don’t even think about sending the little cuckoo bird to train with the Titans.”

(I know Tim does temporarily end up with the Titans for a bit but that last line wrote itself)

Somewhere on the other side of the city, John Doe lays numbly in a hospital bed. Through the window he catches a glimpse of black and blue, bouncing and flipping, backlit by rolling thunder. He tries to yell, he thrashes in the hold of the wires piercing his skin, but his collapsed vocal cords let no sound escape.

When the nurses come rushing in, one of them is different. She is not a blurry face barely separate from the background, she is soft eyes and rough hands and a familiar accent. He doesn't understand all the words, but she says "safe" and "home" and he believes her. She calls him Jason and it's so foreign he almost doesn't recognize it.

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shooting myself in the back of the head so my suicide looks suspicious and i waste everyones time

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Tired: The savage al Ghul family hates medicine and tending to injuries—even though canonically Ra's is the world's oldest physician, Talia is a former medical student, and Talia has been shown tending to Bruce's injuries and urging him to rest on multiple occasions (in fact, that was how they first met). Damian's wonderful white family needs to teach him to value medical care.

Wired: After being taught all his life that routine medical care is common sense, Damian Wayne al Ghul finds himself in the strange and backwards United States Of America where people are deprived of medical care because it is prohibitively expensive. Even people who can afford medical care may avoid preventative care for "little things" due to long waiting times, negligent medical practices, rampant sleep deprivation and substance abuse among medical professionals, leaks of private health data, and bigotry.

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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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I love how it's literally canon Cass would randomly break into Steph's house and Tim's apartment and also the manor before she was adopted and had zero remorse each time. Waking Steph up in the middle of the night while sitting on her bed. Eating Tim's rice krispies and using all his hot water then leaving without even saying hi. Lounging in Bruce's chair and snooping around the manor while he's being investigated for murder. Showing up in a dressing gown at the door to the manor when a social worker tries to investigate Jason Todd's death, offering zero explanation of who she is because technically she had yet to exist at that point. Breaking into the batcave when she needed information and kicking Dick in the face when he tried to stop her. Breaking into the CIA to remove all evidence she exists, cementing her status as an urban legend. The chances of Cassandra Wayne appearing randomly in your house are low

but never zero.

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Can’t die vs can’t stay dead

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I need to write more Too Late au to replace what we lost

Bruce-Dick confrontation or Titans finding out Jason is alive?

BRUCE-DICK CONFRONTATION!! Dick should kill Bruce with his bare hands tbh

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Apparently Willis is alive in the newer comics? I have no idea what's going on there, but I got thinking about it, and-

Willis already knew a lot of dangerous, skilled people. He had a strong enough connection to Lady Shiva for Jason to suspect that she could be his biological mother. Same with a spy.

So. Maybe Willis has some skills. He survives Two-Face and is then offered another job, one that pays a lot better, and he takes it. It was supposed to be a short enough job, but things went a little sideways and it took longer than expected, and then he gets back and his wife is dead and his son is adopted by a billionaire. And what is Willis supposed to do? He can't fight to get his custody back, because no matter how corrupt the systems in Gotham are, no one in their right mind would think that Willis is a better option than Bruce Wayne.

So Willis lets it be. He takes another job. He trains more. Takes another job. Collects every single piece of Jason he can find. Cuts the newest picture out of a newspaper and carries it with him. He trains, becomes more skilled. Takes another job. He looks at Jason's happy, growing face in the newspapers. He cuts them out and puts them in his pocket. He takes a job. He trains. He becomes better. He takes another job.

He looks for Jason in the papers and finds out that his son is dead.

He goes back to Gotham. He visits his baby's grave. He is more skilled now than the last time he was here. He knows how the city works. He lays low and listens.

It doesn't take long for him to figure it all out, not with how much the Joker brags about killing the Bat's little bird.

Willis looks at the pictures of Robin and sees Jason.

All he knows is anger.

No, the Joker is wrong. He didn't kill the Bat's little bird. Not to worry. The Joker will soon learn his mistake.

And after that, so will Batman.

Or, Willis Todd becomes a Batman villain to avenge his son.

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Very important to me actually that Jason looks very much like his dad, but is just a prettier version of him. Like there's Willis and then the guy who looks exactly like Willis but like if Willis was painted by a secretly gay classical artist.