#late as ever

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[everwalldigan]

My favourite thing ever is when Jason is drawn to resemble Bruce because I KNOWW his ass would HATE it😭😭

Dick: hey Jason you haven’t forgotten our meet u— oh my god are you ok?? What happened?

Jason *rocking back and forth on the floor with a traumatised look in his eyes, whispering in horror* someone mistook me for Bruce in the grocery store today.

Random kid at a charity event pointing at Jason standing grumpily in a corner: who’s that?

Bruce (smiling fondly): that’s my son Jason!

Random kid: he looks like you! :D

Jason: *leaves the room*

Bruce (running after him): jason, Jason they didn’t mean anything by it, Jason, you’re going to jump off a balcony just because of a child’s observation Jason?

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

having a child has taught me that every toddler is completely justified in their frustrations and tantrums because learning how to do something you have literally never encountered or heard of before is insane. and being expected to be completely calm in the face of this constant barrage of overwhelming information is doubly insane.

i got charlie a sticker activity book and it occurred to me i have to TEACH someone how to unpeel stickers. it's SKILL that requires DEXTERITY and FINE MOTOR ABILITY. i thought it was obvious that you have to curl the page a little bit to create a break in the cut so the sticker comes up.

obviously a fucking BABY wouldn't know that because they have no background experience to inform their thought process. OBVIOUSLY. and OBVIOUSLY the LITERAL BABY wouldn't get it right the first few times. it would OBVIOUSLY take practice. lots of it.

i hate this feeling. it's so obvious. why are children treated so badly when they're learning everything for the first fucking time. why do people treat children so horribly and expect so much. they're brand new. why didn't i get the same grace i give to my child? why did no one have patience for me? why, when it's this easy?

it's so easy. it's so fucking easy.

[breathofcosmos]

[ Orlain to Fen ] "Good evenin', luv. Sorry for beatin' the bell on this, n' you can turn me down but... I'd like to get something that'll be a bombshell to wear to a formal event. I'm not picky about attire, I just wasn't dropped jaws."

"Now why would I turn that down, come here-" It's a drawl as she beckons the other closer, turning away from the tables of cloth and tools that lack sharp implements when her own claws are more well equipped to get her job done.

Making others look and feel good in their own eyes had become a welcome hobby, if she didn't go overboard at times and overwork herself. She seems calm for now, the gold flecking in those green eyes vibrant, a hint of health she can't hide no matter how powerful she might be.

"Mm, shouldn't be hard to get heads turning with you anyway- choose some colors for me to play around with and I'll get a drink going while we start."

[evercelle]

hold that heart close... happy birthday, wanderer!!

[metrixnos]

Pretty boy? You're kidding me? Pretty boy?

[caughtshrimpin]

meme time~

[egophiliac]

I just realized it'll take the eng server almost a year to reach the 3D Cheka T pose model :' ) we're at book 7 part 6, and we get a new main story update every 2 to 3 months..

Anyway, do you wanna share some fun, spoiler-free shenanigans that happened in jp's server.? Just to have some crumbs to lick off the table until we get our own sandwich (my heart is empty and my soul is crying)

spoiler-free is pretty hard, especially considering. the, uhhh, particular turn that things take directly after 6. (like, the fact that the other characters are showing up probably counts on its own?) and I do think that if you can avoid getting spoiled, most of it is definitely better as a surprise! some of the genuinely best Twst moments are waiting for you. :D

if I may, however, present one of my favorite little throwaway bits with absolutely no context:

[bleepzip]

shooting star 🌟

[rissaito]

happy birthday, master diluc 🌹

thinking about how no matter what, diluc will always have a family waiting for him with open arms… give this man a hug, he deserves it

[fanghaunt]

fox in boots or watever

[tiffycat]

Mr & Mrs Harker

[r-aindr0p]

Never giving him the whole paper towel roll anymore...

[toad-in-a-trenchcoat]

Do you remember?