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Summary; After her difficult breakup, Tiana wanted to start anew with her life. That's when she realized her life would be better when she met him.

This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED

word count: 5282

Smut warning; it’ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

Jey Uso X Tiana

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍

ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.

I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios

But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh 💁🏽‍♀️

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TIANA

it was ten in the morning, and the sunlight was beaming down from my curtains. I had woken up from my slumber after a wild night that I had with Josh; I've seen him sleeping on his stomach, snoring loudly.

I played in his mullet, which was a mess, as I saw him shifting in his sleep while I went towards the bathroom to take a shower to soothe my body.

As I was in the shower letting the warm water hit my body a sigh of relief came out of my mouth, I wasn't expecting to get my back blown out by this man last night he was so rough and dominant with it something that Malakai didn't have in that department.

I heard the bathroom open knowing that it was Josh coming in probably looking me, but I didn't really pay attention to it.

I felt the cold breeze as the curtains were open turning around seeing Josh standing there looking at me as I smiled at him.

"I was looking for you." Jey said.

"I figured you were c'mon, boy, you are getting me cold." I said as he came in the shower behind me while closing the shower curtains.

"My fault, mama." He had wrapped his arms around my waist nuzzling his neck onto my shoulder kissing me on the cheek.

I just smiled at him as him and I showered together I shared my body wash and stuff with him since he didn't bring any masculine body wash.

We were in the shower longer than expected due to us having a make out session in the shower since he couldn't control himself around me then end up taking pictures together in the bathroom.

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I chuckled at Bianca's reply to my story, knowing that she was probably downstairs watching it right now, but we both walked inside my room, drying ourselves off.

I've seen Josh with the towel wrapped around his waist, looking all good with his hair all wet, making me want to pounce on him so fast.

But he threw on the clothes he had on yesterday as he watched me put on some clothes since I had a few clients that needed their nails done for today.

"What'chu got plan for today mama?" Jey asked me.

"Well, I got a few clients today that need their nails done for like a special occasion that they're having after that I'm probably going to go to the mall to get me something." I said while fixing my hair in the mirror as I've seen him walking up to me.

"Mhm, you tryna spend the night tonight with me?" I turned around while staring up at him as he was gazing down at me.

'He wants me to spend the night? Ova at his crib? Wait until Bianca here's about this.'

"sure ion mind spending the night in your home." He nodded his head while grabbing my chin to give me a few kisses on the lips.

"Ight then pretty lady I'll see you later then." He was about to head out but I stopped him in his tracks as he looked down at me.

"What's up mama?"

"Don't you wanna take you some breakfast to eat before you leave?" I asked him as he nodded his head yes.

"Hell yeah, girl, I be starving in that bitch man."

I just laughed at him as we both went downstairs together so I could fix breakfast for everyone, including him.

✧.* OMNISCIENT Tiana was doing her friend Emma's nails for today since they needed to catch up with a lot of things that's been happening in their lives including Tiana's of course.

As they were gossiping about their lives Tiana's phone started to buzz as she seen the caller ID but couldn't recognize the number but it had clicked to her that it was Malakai calling her.

"Is that Kai?" Emma asked.

"Yeah it's his ass again girl, ion know what imma do."Tiana said while painting her nails.

"Girl ask ya new man he look like he could fight."She just chuckled at her response, Josh is really dominant and strong so he'll probably be able to punch Malakai's head off.

Her phone rang again, but this time it was a FaceTime call from Josh, so of course, she picked it up.

FACETIME Jey: hey mamas what'chu doing right now? Tiana: I'm doing my friend Emma's nails she's my last client for today why? Jey: I wanted to see if I could come get you early from work today since you staying at my crib for tonight. Tiana: I mean I have my own car but you can just pick me up at my house. Jey: ight then mama.

FACETIME CALL ENDED.

"Ouuu you spending the night at your mans house girl." She said as a hit her in her arm.

Tiana was cheesing like a mother fucker like this man got her hooked and attached to him; meanwhile, we aren't a couple.

"Shut up Emma, you're making me blush bro."Tiana said as we continued to laugh together.

She saw a car pull up in the parking lot. She thought it was Josh coming to visit, but when I saw the body figure, she already knew it was going to be some shit.

Malakai came in there all furious as her and Emma looked at him.

"Oh, what's good Kai." Emma said.

"What's up Em, I need to speak to you Tiana like now?" Malakai said sternly as Tiana scoffed at him.

"Nigga anything you need to say you can say it in front of Em." She said while multitasking.

she noticed that he had a frustrated expression on his face wondering how is he going to be manipulate her this time around since he don't like the fact that she moved on from him.

"Who the fuck this dude huh? Tiana?" He asked as he showed her a picture of her and Josh together.

She just rolled her eyes at him, "what? Are you jealous or sum' about me moving while being happy with someone that isn't yo' ass Kai?"

"Like why are you still stuck on me when YOU fucked up by fucking ol' girl." Tiana continued as he stood there.

"Mane fuck allat' shi I apologize didn't I? So that means we are still together." He said as she snicker at him this man is delusional.

"An apology comes with accountability and actions dummy and you did none of that, you literally proved my point." She argued back while curing Emma's nails in the curing light.

"Whatever Tink, where's your supposed to be man at or is he imaginary?" 'This goofball right here, bro. He can't be serious, right?'

"He's at work right now I mean I can FaceTime him real quick so you can see what he looks like since you think he ain't real." Tiana said as she pulled out her phone while calling Josh on FaceTime call.

FACETIME Jey: what's up mamas? Tiana: Josh, somebody wanna see you because they don't think you aren't real Jey: who?

She turned her camera around on the FaceTime call showing Josh her ex Malakai she could sense that Josh's eyebrows were furrowed up a bit.

Jey: is that yo' ex mama? Tiana: yeah that's him he said you wasn't real so I had to show him proof that you were. Jey: hm, give me a minute imma pull up real quick so he can see me in person seems like he gotta problem with me.

FACETIME CALL ENDED.

She placed her phone on the table, running her fingers through her hair, and looked at Malakai, who was staring down at her.

"Omg, tink I love my nails girl you get me right all the time." Emma said.

"Of course girl you know I got'chu." She said as she paid her the money while staying there probably she wanted to see who was her "new man" is.

After waiting for him to pull up we've seen his car pull up in the parking lot as he came out the car looking all good in his daily work clothes.

Jey opened the door seeing everyone staring at him as his eyes darted towards Tiana's way then to Malakai's way too, he ignored him as he came up to Tiana.

Scooping her up by her thighs as she wrapped her arms around his neck kissing him on the lips causing Malakai to be pissed at this.

"Is this supposed to be your "new man" T?" Malakai asked.

Before she could say anything, Jey had spoken, "Yeah, I'm the one that's rearranging her guts in real good while yo' ass is up here being delulu."

His voice sounded deep and raspy kinda turned Tiana on as she seen her ex trying to walk up on Jey but he stood his ground while looking at him.

"Yo' ass might wanna back up." Jey said sternly while getting all close and personal with Malakai.

He could sense the fear that Malakai had, so he chuckled a bit before having a smirk on his face.

"What's with the smirk bum." Malakai taunted.

"Me? A bum? If I were so much of a bum, I would've been dressing like yo' goofy ass dawg." He retorted.

He looked towards Tiana's way as she looked at him with them deep deer eyes she had it just made him want her so badly.

"You can leave now Kai I got things to do and I'm not staying here to hear nun else you got to say." Tiana replied as she was beginning to sanitize her equipment.

"Nah you ain't goin' with this lame Tink." He warned her.

"She is, so get yo' ass off of her shit." Jey threatened while pushing him roughly.

Malakai threw his hands up, "fuck it, whatever but this ain't over Tiana." Then he left the building all pissed off.

"Woah that was crazy." Emma said.

✧.* TIANA

After spilling the beans to Bianca about what had went down today at work she was livid but also happy that Josh came through before things got worse.

Meanwhile I was packing my bag with some clothes to wear at Josh's house since I am spending the night over there tonight that could give Bianca and Montez some privacy.

"Girl when is you and Joshua going to make it official chileee." She asked.

"I don't know it really all on him to make that decision, I already made up my mind." I said while shrugging my shoulders as I went towards my bathroom to grab my feminine products.

"I hate to say this buuuut, I TOLD YO' ASS." I rolled my eyes at her while throwing up the middle finger.

'She wasn't wrong. I was going to fold for this man. I mean, he takes care of me, loves on me, and he even listens to me, something that Malakai couldn't comprehend since he was too busy with his "rapper" career.'

'So yeah I'm attached to Josh but still keeping my guard up.'

"Yeah, yeah, all I hear is yapping B." I retorted as we saw a car pulling up, knowing that it was Jey.

"Well ya' man is here hurry up!" She said.

'Not her rushing me outta here bro like what?'

I made sure that I grabbed everything before leaving my bedroom to be greeted by Josh standing there waiting on me.

I walked up towards him, wrapping my arms around his neck, standing on my tippy toes, and giving him a peck on the lips.

"Hey, pretty mama you ready?" Jey asked.

"Yeah, I'm ready to leave." I said as he grabbed my bag while opening the door.

"Ight let's go then." He said as him and I walked out.

Until I heard her big ass mouth shouting, "HAVE FUN BESTIEEE BRING ME A NIECE HOME!" I wanted to bob her upside the head for saying that shit out loud while Jey found it amusing.

I got inside his car while putting my purse in front of me on the floor as I buckled my seatbelt waiting on him patiently.

He finally came in the car looking towards my direction as he turned on his ignition to his car while he back out of the driveway driving towards his house.

Him and I were listening to my playlist on the AUX cord as he pulled out a pre-roll blunt from his glove department giving it to me to light up since he was driving.

I lit it up and took some puffs out of it before passing it back towards his way, I loved this, this was something that I always wanted to do when I was with Kai but I'm doing everything that I wanted to do with Jey.

He's so different everything about him is different I just have to get to know him more and learn his past.

He passed me the blunt as I smoked some from it as I blew it out of my nose, feeling that sense of relief.

"I got a pool out back if you want to use it, ma." He said this while getting the blunt from me.

"Ouuu I would love to use it Josh." I said excitedly as he smiled at me.

We finally made it to his crib as I grabbed my purse while unbuckling my seatbelt when I got out of the car my mouth was wide open at the sight I am seeing.

His house was so modern and homey like, we went inside of his house seeing all of this aesthetic stuff in his home especially the color scheme of the house it just looks so good.

I noticed him placing my bag down while walking towards me.

"Welcome to my home, lil' mama." He said.

"It looks so beautiful, Josh. I love the color scheme and everything else that's in here." I complimented as he smiled at me showing his grills.

"Thank you mama."

"Lemme show you around." I nodded my head yes as I followed him around the house.

After he showed me around his house I noticed that he had a mini studio in his house I guess that's where he does his other tattoos at or whatever but I went upstairs towards the guest room to put my things in there and went to go change into my bathing suit.

I bought it recently for something like this because I knew he would have a pool out back so I'm glad I bought it he probably won't be able to take his hands off of me.

I looked a the mirror in the bathroom one last time before heading out towards the pool making sure I grab my phone and towel.

I walked downstairs seeing Jey already swimming in the pool looking all good so I walked towards the sliding door opening it which caught his attention as he trailed his eyes down onto me as I put my things down.

He licked his lips while looking at me deeply. I knew he wouldn't be able to control himself.

"Damn, mama, you look good as fuck." Jey complimented as I came inside the pool with him.

"Thank you Josh, you're handsome too very." I replied as I enjoyed the warmth of the pool.

He came swam towards me as he scooped me up by my thighs as I wrapped my legs around his torso keeping myself in place.

Jey started to place a few kisses onto my lips as we both looked at each other cheesing like little ass teenagers.

"Josh." I called for him.

"What's up mama?" He responded as we continued to look deeply into each other's eyes.

"I wanna know more about you and your past experiences if you don't mind me asking." I could read his expression that he was certain that he wanted to be open with me.

"I got'chu mamas, but I was in a toxic relationship with this girl I was dealing with at the time, and she would be on my ass about everything and was curious about my whereabouts when in reality I was at work trying to start a future for us but she had to ruin it by cheating on me with some lame so I just decided go focus on myself after that." He vented as I sat there listening to him.

Our stories were similar to each other, both of us dealing with a toxic ex that cheated and ruin the relationship so I can understand where he is coming from because it happened to me too.

I feel like with Jey I could find love again he probably feels the same way too I just don't know honestly.

"I understand where you're coming from because I've been through that with him." I reassured him as I was playing in his hair.

"With ol' boy?" He asked while rubbing my thighs with his hands.

"Yeah it was a pretty messy break up, his parents tried to convince me that he'd had changed but I ended up with the same result I stopped being friends with the girl that I was close with after that happened." I said.

He hummed as a response while rubbing his hands on both ends of my body, continuing to look up at me licking his lips.

'This man is making me blush so hard right now. God, why did you bring this fine specimen to me?'

I looked away for a second trying to keep my composure around him as I heard he chuckled softly while grabbing my chin making me look at him.

"Why you keep doing that?, do I make you that nervous?" He asked.

"Yes Josh you make me feel nervous every single time we are around each other." I confessed while looking down at him.

I saw him smirking while rubbing his beard, "hm, didn't know I had that effect on you mamas." I just rolled my eyes at him as me and him continued to swim in the pool together.

✧.*

I was in the kitchen cooking some dinner for the both of us as I felt him all up behind me with a blunt in his hands as he passed it to me while I grabbed it with my hand that I wasn't using and took a few puffs outta it before passing it back to him.

He gave my ass a little smack before heading back to the living room to play the game with the guys, I was cooking us some steak with mashed potatoes and asparagus I always will be thankful for my mother for teaching me this.

I'm so grateful that she is still around and dad too, hearing Jey screaming his ass off at his brother and his cousins because they were losing had me rolling.

He darted his eyes towards my direction while giving me a glare like 'nigga it's not my fault yo' ass is losing the damn game.'

I just smiled at him while focusing on cooking the food because I know that boy loves food fr.

I was done cooking dinner as I walked over to Jey with his plate as he looked down at it while smiling hard as hell.

"Damn, mamas, you can throw it down in the kitchen, I see." Jey said as he began eating his food I could tell that he loved it so much.

"Thank you Josh got it from my momma." I said as I sat down next to him while eating our dinner together until I heard his brother say something in the mic

"Uce, you gotta new shawty or sum dawg? that I didn't even know about? Or we didn't even know about.'

Jey was stuffing his mouth with food not even paying attention to his brother while I just looked at him and started snickering at him.

"yeah Uce, who's this shawty that's cooking you dinner I hope it ain't Kehlani ass."

'Kehlani? Was that his ex-girlfriend that he was talking to me about?'

Jey stopped eating for a moment and began speaking into the mic, "nah uce, it ain't her ass y'all will meet her soon ight now let me be im tryna eat."

'He wants me to meet his family? I hope they'll like me.'

After we ate dinner I was washing the dishes as I felt Jey wrapping his arms around my waist while kissing my shoulder.

I've seen turned around wrapping my arms around his neck while pulling him into a kiss knowing that he was still on the game with the guys and his mic wasn't muted.

He snake his hands away from my waist towards my ass giving it a good grip as he placed me onto the counter top never leaving my lips.

My hands were in his hair as our tongues were fighting for dominance against each other feeling him rubbing up against me until his brother said something.

"Aye uce, mute yo' mic we don't wanna hear allat'" we stopped having our make out session as we both chuckled a bit as he pecked me on the lips.

"We goin' finish this later mama ight?" He said as I nodded my head.

I went upstairs towards the guest bedroom as I turned on the tv and started watching baddies caribbean while scrolling through my socials.

I posted a pic of me in my bathing suit that I had on earlier and the food a made for dinner not to long ago.

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I was laughing at the comments especially Jey's comment towards Kai I loved how he claimed me as his even though he hasn't said it yet but I'm waiting patiently for him to speak on that matter.

He probably wanna take things slow first which I can most definitely understand because I wanna do that too ion wanna move to fast with this.

As I was watching Tv I heard footsteps coming up the steps knowing that it was Josh coming up probably done playing the game with the guys but I just continued to watch my show as I heard the door opening seeing him peek his head out.

"What'chu doing in the guest bedroom mama?" Jey asked while shutting the door behind him.

"Oh, I didn't know if you wanted me in your space so I just put my bags in here." I said as I felt him walking up towards me.

He placed his hands on his hips like a typical mom while looking down at me.

"Tiana, stop playin' with me and go in my room." He said as I listen to him.

I grabbed my bag and everything that I had a moved it over towards Jey's bedroom, his room look way more better than the guest bedroom as I sat my bag down and putting my feminine products in his bathroom while sitting on his bed turning on the Tv continuing to watch my show.

I gotten a text message from Bianca and from Kai once again I just sighed thinking to myself 'is he ever going to quit?'

Breezy: heyyy girl how's the sleep over going? Tiana: it's going good I'm having a good time here like Josh is so generous and caring. Breezy: I see that him and Kai were beefing under your comments girl Tiana: yeah speaking of him, he texted me again from a new number. Breezy: what? That nigga is so weird bro. Tiana: ik right like he seems bitter honestly.

Breezy: sounds like it fasho but I'll let you be girl I'll text you tmr. Tiana: kk bye bestie.

I sighed, thinking if I should leave his ass on read so I can get back to my show because I find it ironic how he believes we are still together.

Weirdo: Tiana idk wtf you and ol' boy got going on but it needs to end. Tiana: nigga fuck you, you heard him i don't belong to you anymore. Weirdo: stop playin' with me Tiana. Tiana: blocked.

I blocked his ass again not wanting to deal with his bullshit for tonight as I continue to watch my show on Jey's Tv, Malakai is just weird and obviously obsessed with me.

✧.*

I was laughing while watching baddies caribbean seeing them fight was amusing to me, I heard the door opening seeing Jey coming in I didn't really pay attention to him as he closed the door behind him.

He placed his phone down on the dresser while coming towards me, and my eyes darted in his direction.

He hovered over me while holding my waist pinning me down on the bed as we both looked at each other.

"You done playing with the guys?" I asked as he started placing kisses on my neck.

"Mhm, you have all of my attention now ma, why don't you take these panties off so I can beat that pussy in." Jey purred as he was tugging on my shorts.

SMUT WARNING

I was on top of Josh holding his legs for support as I was riding him up and down on his dick as he watched while giving my ass a few slaps.

"Yeah, keep ridin' that shit mama." He praised.

"F-fuck J-Josh." I moaned while continuing to ride him.

As I kept riding him while my skin was slapping up against his legs I felt Josh pushed his dick further inside of me as I moaned loudly.

As my pussy was gripping onto him firmly as he threw his head back at the feeling.

"Fuck mama, keep gripping onto me like that." He moaned as he held onto my hips, guiding me to go faster. I was bouncing on his dick faster, causing me to feel pressure underneath me, "ouuuu fuck, this dick feels so good, Daddy." He smacked my ass while he pulled out, causing me to whine.

He bent me over as I was laying flat on my stomach while he put his dick back inside of my wetness while starting to pound into me.

I felt him gripping my ass as he was giving me good strokes from the back, making me look behind him seeing him move his hips into me.

He was biting the bottom of his lip while gazing down at me as he watched his dick go in and out of me.

"Mhmm, keep looking back at me, mama, with that pretty ass face." I was gripping the sheets right as he kept fucking me to the oblivion as my mind was seeing stars.

I had drool coming from my mouth that was running across my cheek as I rolled my eyes in the back of my head at the pleasure I was feeling now.

I felt the bed getting heavy as I saw him put his foot onto the bed while grabbing a whole load of my hair as he fucked me vigorously as I cried out.

"Ohhhh my goddddd Joshhhhh!" I cried out as I tried to place my hands onto his abs to slow him down.

But he pushed my hands away, thrusting into me harder as I mewled weakly, "Josh fuck..." every deep stroke he had, he gave it to you, making you feel every inch of him.

"Mhmm, don't run mama take this dick." He grunted as he trapped his lip between his teeth, gazing down at me.

As he was hitting my g-spot so good causing me to bite the bottom of my lip as he let go of my hair while my body collapsed onto the sheets as he kept going.

He slapped my ass while grunted, "arch that damn back and take this shit." He was fucking your shit up, making you feel lopsided as you were gasping for air.

I couldn't keep up with him as I felt defeated letting him do whatever he wanted do me as my mind went foggy, I felt a pit going down my stomach knowing that was I was finna cream on this man.

My walls were clenching onto him as he groaned in pleasure doing his worst to me he could sense that I was finna cum on him.

He didn't stop his pace as he was thrusting his hips deep inside of me knowing that he was hitting my spot good.

"Talk to me mama, I'm hitting that shit?"

"Yess daddy yess..." I moaned weakly as he slapped my ass seeing him all sweaty.

"This my pussy mama? Hm?" I couldn't comprehend what he was saying while he grabbed me by the throat pulling me up closer to his body as he kept thrusting deep inside of me.

"I'm not going to repeat myself mama, tell me that this is my pussy." He choke me firmly.

"Fuck yes, Daddy, this your pussy!" I felt his lips pressed onto my cheek.

He loved the sound of that and the way I looked right now all fucked up and miserable under him I felt my legs tighten as I cried out loudly "fuckkkkk Josh I'm cumminggg!" Feeling my legs shaken as his thrusts were becoming sloppy.

I felt so weak and tired out from all of this as I held onto his neck for support as his movements were getting sloppier and sloppier every single thrust he was giving me.

"fuck mama, I'm finna bust." I heard him moan softly.

He kept his pace going pounding my shit, causing me to see stars as I rolled my eyes in the back of my head, trying to catch my breath with this man; he was making me feel over-simulated.

He gave it his all as he cursed under his breath while pulling out of me, "fuckkkkk mamass." he groaned as he came onto my back as I fell onto the sheets, feeling defeated.

SMUT OVER.

OMNISCIENT Jey and Tiana were breathing heavily as Jey went to go get a warm wet rag to clean Tiana's back as she lie there face in the sheets.

He threw their clothes into the dirty bin that was next to the dresser as he picked up Tiana placing her on the other side of the bed.

He pulled the sheets over her as he came crawled onto the bed while getting in the bedsheets with her pulling her closer to him.

Nuzzling his neck onto her shoulders as he kissed her on the cheek while drifting to sleep.

Under your Touch.

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A/N: lawd this is starting to unpack pretty soon Jey love him some Tiana would do anything for her but I hope yall enjoy this chapter! Lmk in the comments.

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donniesbabygirl28 · 2 years ago

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Dallas when he first saw yo fine ass 🤭🥰🫶

PLEASE 💀 so you work at the DX with soda and Steve

LMFAO…boy literally-…boy literally thought he died.

“👁️🫦👁️”like..bitin his lip and shit ahh 😌 “hey dally whatcha starin at?”

“Nothinguhhh”

Is still head over heels 3 days after he saw you.

It’s cute…but…

Boy is literally asking soda to take him to the DX EVERYDAY.

“Bruh get in the car, you might as well live at the DX”

“………🫢…can I?” “💀no tf”

“Bro fr tho I’m hungry I just want to get a snack” “I can get it for you what you want?”

“Nooo-uhhh I wanna do ittuhhh” (it’s the whining like a 5 yr old fo me 💀”

You WILL catch him checking you out.

And when you do catch him he is like

LMFAO 😭💀

And when the guys tease him about you he is like this

AHH 💀💀

I FUCKING can’t

Look now…he has a starin problem? No

Your just beautiful….And dat ass is PHAT (😭forgive me I had to)

He will LITERALLY push away any other broads just for you.

Two but be like “..wtf is up whichu” “wdym?”

“…..you just blew off that babe that was a WILLING participant”

“I know..” “oohhhh this is about y/nnn”

“Shut upuhhh”

You got him like 😩

Lmaoooo

Boy literally got you flowers and put them on your doorstep and DIPPED like mf RAN.

And he didn’t even STEAL them this time.. mf BOUGHT them 😭💀

He thinks about you ALL THE TIME.

“Guys he’s blushing again” *waves hand in front of his face and mf don’t even blink*

“Aww he thinking about y/nnn” boy only comes out of his trance when he hears your name. “Y/n is coming over?!”

Sodapop is like “no 💀”

“Well tell her to come over dummy” “…damn you down bad fo her “

“…shut upppuhh 😫”

You do end up coming over duh.

“Hey dally there’s your boo thang” “soda…shut up”

If you sit next to him he will literally die..in a good way.

The rest of the boys trying to call him out in front of you.

“You are always blushing around her” “no I’m not pfff tf”

*blushes AGAIN*

When he asks you to be his girlfriend omggg.

Boy literally made a little blanket fort in his room. (BTW you are NEVER too old for forts…if you think that your age determines weather or not you can make a fort…RESPECTFULLY get off of earth. Love ya)

Cuddles ALL THE WAY 🤭🤭

Got him like “🤭🤭🤭😩😩🥵😩😫😫😍😍😍😊☺️🤗🤗🤗”

So cute.

OMGGG 🤭

He is LITERALLY head over heels

Y’all know that song head over heels by tears for fears?

That. That right there is the song.

Yk…THAT song

He literally will punch someone just for breathing in your direction.

Lady’s man yk what I’m sayin?

AH SO FUCKING CUTE 😩🤭😭😭

MF KISSES ALL THE TIME I DONT WANNA HEAR IT!!

Keep in mind that this is DALLAS WINSTON we are talking about. He’s still gonna do that “what? Man I ain’t goin soft” shit.

Yes he is. But he still a bad bitch doe 💀🤭

Has his hand on your ass during cuddles. Kisses, LITERALLY just hangin out.

With consent tho.

Chile anyway so…ahem..yeah that’s Dallas for ya. 💀😭

#dallas winston headcanons #dallas winston x reader #sodapop headcanons #80s #80s movies #ponyboy headcanons #ponyboy x reader #ponyboy curtis #sodapop x reader #the outsiders sodapop #outsiders headcanons #outsiders #outsiders fanfic #two bit headcanons #johnny cade headcanons #headcanons

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mariana-oconnor · 2 years ago

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The Greek Interpreter pt 3

Back to Mr Melas and his mysterious plaster-faced man.

...as he opened the door of our room he gave a start of surprise. Looking over his shoulder, I was equally astonished. His brother Mycroft was sitting smoking in the arm-chair.

Given the fact that it seems as though earth's orbit through space is more erratic than Mycroft's schedule, and easier to divert, this is quite astonishing. Also... didn't they literally just leave him? The man must have moved like the wind.

"Here it is," said he, "written with a J pen on royal cream paper by a middle-aged man with a weak constitution. 'Sir,' he says, 'in answer to your advertisement of to-day's date, I beg to inform you that I know the young lady in question very well. If you should care to call upon me I could give you some particulars as to her painful history. She is living at present at The Myrtles, Beckenham. Yours faithfully, J. Davenport.'"

Is she really living there at present? Mr Davenport? Is she? are you sure she isn't living somewhere else right now?

Also, lol at Mycroft being sure to put in the type of pen and the fact that the writer is middle-aged and has a weak constitution.

It was almost dark before we found ourselves in Pall Mall, at the rooms of Mr Melas. A gentleman had just called for him, and he was gone.

What? The man who was told he would be in grave danger if he told anyone, and then you broadcast the fact he had told people in all the daily papers is missing? I'm sure this is absolutely fine and in no way at all worrying. Definitely not connected to the fact that you broadcast the fact that he had told people the villain's secret in the newspaper.

Mr Melas is totally fine.

"He wasn't a tall, handsome, dark young man?" "Oh, nor, sir. He was a little gentleman, with glasses, thin in the face, but very pleasant in his ways, for he was laughing al the time that he was talking."

Well shucks. Who could have foreseen this? No way to have stopped it. Absolutely unpredictable circumstances here. No one to blame. No one at all. It was impossible to foresee this turn of events.

"He is a man of no physical courage, as they are well aware from their experience the other night. This villain was able to terrorise him the instant that he got into his presence. No doubt they want his professional services, but, having used him, they may be inclined to punish him for what they will regard as his treachery."

Excuse me? 'no physical courage', wtf is that supposed to mean? How is courage physical, for one, and secondly, did we listen to the same story? Where he managed to get information from the prisoner without alerting the bad guys even though he was scared. Then afterwards, rather than staying quiet for his own safety he brought the tale to the attention of people he thought could help? Wtf do you consider courage, Holmes? And then he just went about his day, knowing his life had been threatened? no physical courage?

Gonna have to respectfully disagree on this point.

Also 'they may be inclined to punish him for [...] his treachery'? You think?

So weird that no one seems to have seen this coming. Like, my dudes, you took an ad out in the paper. In the era when everyone (except Holmes) reads the paper. What did you think was going to happen?

On reaching Scotland Yard, however, it was more than an hour before we could get Inspector Gregson and comply with the legal formalities which would enable us to enter the house.

'We can't go in without a search warrant' is an age old complaint, it seems. I love that this is in here.

"You may have observed the same wheel-tracks going the other way. But the outward-bound ones were very much deeper--so much so that we can say for a certainty that there was a very considerable weight on the carriage." "You get a trifle beyond me there," said the inspector, shrugging his shoulder.

Little sad for Gregson that this is 'beyond' him. This is one of the clearest and simplest pieces of evidence we've seen Holmes provide.

"It is a mercy that you are on the side of the force, and not against it, Mr Holmes," remarked the inspector, as he noted the clever way in which my friend had forced back the catch. "Well, I think that under the circumstances we may enter without an invitation."

Yes. Because you got that search warrant... that you mentioned before. Not by name, exactly. But you got legal right to enter the property. So... you can enter the property? Unless you still needed an invitation even with that, but if you had an invitation wouldn't you already have right to enter? Or maybe they were legally only supposed to enter while someone was present.

He dashed up, the inspector and I at his heels, while his brother Mycroft followed as quickly as his great bulk would permit.

Did Watson mention that Mycroft is fat? I'm not sure he did.

Peering in, we could see that the only light in the room came from a dull blue flame which flickered from a small brass tripod in the centre. It threw a livid, unnatural circle upon the floor, while in the shadows beyond we saw the vague loom of two figures which crouched against the wall. From the open door there reeked a horrible poisonous exhalation which set us gasping and coughing.

Well this is horrifying. Slowly gassing people to death. These guys are really horrible. Such a terrible way to kill someone. Are they trying to make it seem like an accident?

"Where is a candle? I doubt if we could strike a match in that atmosphere. Hold the light at the door and we shall get them out, Mycroft, now!"

Because an open flame is... better than a match? I do not understand this logic.

The other, who was secured in a similar fashion, was a tall man in the last stage of emaciation, with several strips of sticking-plaster arranged in a grotesque pattern over his face. He had ceased to moan as we laid him down, and a glance showed me that for him at least our aid had come too late. Mr Melas, however, still lived, and in less than an hour, with the aid of ammonia and brandy I had the satisfaction of seeing him open his eyes, and of knowing that my hand had drawn him back from that dark valley in which all paths meet.

RIP Paul. They really fucked you over with that newspaper ad, didn't they? Your full name just out there in the world, being suspicious. Or maybe you outlived your usefulness to them.

Glad Mr Melas is okay, and it's nice to see Watson using his expertise to save the day a little bit. Even if the circumstances are pretty awful. This story is pretty dark, especially compared to the blue carbuncle goose chase (even with its brief commentary on the prison system) and the yellow face was pretty optimistic, even if I feel like everyone needed a lot of therapy. Here we have a man imprisoned, tortured and then gassed to death. And another almost suffering the same fate.

Watson's poetic turn of phrase softens it a little, but also makes it a bit more melacholy. Bleak, I think is the word I would use for this one.

His visitor, on entering his rooms, had drawn a life-preserver from his sleeve, and had so impressed him with the fear of instant and inevitable death that he had kidnapped him for the second time. Indeed, it was almost mesmeric, the effect which this giggling ruffian had produced upon the unfortunate linguist, for he could not speak of him save with trembling hands and a blanched cheek.

I am informed that a life-preserver is a type of bludgeon. And this little giggling man sounds utterly terrifying. I would absolutely do whatever he said if he threatened to bludgeon me to death. Watson seems surprised that Mr Melas is suffering from trauma. I get that Watson's a little... unhinged? regarding life or death situations, but between this and the lacking physical courage comment from before. Rude. Guy almost dies multiple times and it's definitely partially their fault for not trying to protect him. And they're busy judging him for going along with it.

And now we get a bit of an exposition dump.

...the unfortunate young lady came of a wealthy Grecian family, and that she had been on a visit to some friends in England. While there she had met a young man named Harold Latimer, who had acquired an ascendancy over her and had eventually persuaded her to fly with him. Her friends, shocked at the event, had contented themselves with informing her brother at Athens, and had then washed their hands of the matter.

A+ friends she has there. Wow.

'Acquired an ascendancy over her' is such a poetic turn of phrase for 'manipulated and controlled her'. This whole story is tragic and horrible. And so dark.

The brother, on his arrival in England, had imprudently placed himself in the power of Latimer and of his associate, whose name was Wilson Kemp—that through his ignorance of the language he was helpless in their hands, had kept him a prisoner, and had endeavoured by cruelty and starvation to make him sign away his own and his sister's property.

Seriously, this is horrible. Oh look, these people have no support system and no way to communicate, let's take advantage of them and torture them and no one will care. If it wasn't for Mr Melas, no one would even have thought to look.

...the plaster over the face had been for the purpose of making recognition difficult in case she should ever catch a glimpse of him. Her feminine perception, however, had instantly seen through the disguise when, on the occasion of the interpreter's visit, she had seen him for the first time.

'Her feminine perception'... i.e. the disguise was terrible and she actually knew what her brother looked like. Feminine perception. Maybe I should argue that in the next D&D session 'my character's female so I should get advantage on perception checks, Sherlock Holmes says so.' Lolol. This is made more amusing to me by the fact that I am both female and well-regarded as being one of the least observant people most of my friends and family know. My mother makes a game of it sometimes 'can you tell what's different in this room?'

No. The answer is always no.

Months afterwards a curious newspaper cutting reached us from Buda-Pesth. It told how two Englishmen who had been travelling with a woman had met with a tragic end. They had each been stabbed, it seems, and the Hungarian police were of opinion that they had quarrelled and had inflicted mortal injuries upon each other. Holmes, however, is, I fancy, of a different way of thinking, and holds to this day that, if one could find the Grecian girl, one might learn how the wrongs of herself and her brother came to be avenged.

Fuck yeah, Sophy. Stab them. I hope they knew it was you as they died. There is at least a little satisfaction in that. There's a whole story in those last few sentences which would be an epic revenge tale.

I had genuinely forgotten how many of these stories end with things happening off screen without Holmes or Watson being involved. This is another case where the villains get their justice meted out extra-legally, but this time it at least seems to have been a result of their actions rather than divine intervention. The point of the stories is clearly the method not the resolution.

It's... not satisfying. And like I mentioned before, it's a really dark tale. I didn't not remember it ending so horrifically. Also Sophy's friends are all terrible and should be ashamed of themselves.

I watched Magpie Murders on the BBC this week and the whole thing revolves around the fact that the last chapter of a whodunnit is missing. They say multiple times that it's the most important part of the book, and I don't necessarily disagree, but its strange to see in these stories, which were not the first mystery stories but early in the genre's evolution where the emphasis lies. Whodunnit is important, but the comeuppance clearly isn't. And even the who isn't as important as how Holmes gets there.

The slight mentions of mesmerism are interesting, and could totally be rolled into my 'Holmes but supernatural' alternate universe, where Kemp is accomplished at mind-control. That would make it even darker, if anything though.

This whole thing is just a tragedy from start to end.

Copper Beeches next - and I've read that one many times. Copper Beeches and the Solitary Cyclist used to be my favourites as a kid. I'll be interested to see how much I remember. Also, it'll be interesting to see what current!me makes of past!me's taste.

#Letters from Watson #Sherlock Holmes #The Greek Interpreter #long post #This one is bleak #people taking advantage of immigrants because they have no support system and no way to communicate #And the fact that if they'd just thought to keep an eye on Melas they could have followed him and got there in time

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soup-is-nice-sometimes · 7 months ago

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got told off for jaywalking by this lady and I'm actually praying she's a teacher bc I'm in school uniform and if this fucking random lady had the audacity to tell me "the lights are there for a reason so you don't give the driver a heart attack" when I CHECKED CAUSE THATS COMMON SENSE and the road was completely fucking empty and SO MANY people jaywalk there like ??? ma'am I am not the only one

but I have my doubts bc I've never seen her before (I'm in my last year of hs so I'd know if she's a regular teacher here) and no teachers stand there usually do like wtf ?? like respectfully if I was safe and not in danger then why would u do that bro

#lib chats #lib rants #maybe?#crossing the road #like if it was a random lady im genuinely flabbergasted like why would i listen to you 😭#if it was a relief teacher I'm slightly more likely to listen but not by much 💀

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Onwards to Act 2! First, to the northwest for Lae'zel to have a family reunion!

Lookin' sharp.

First, an encounter on the road! Lady Esther manages to piss off Lae'zel...

Then piss off Tae...

Then, well, Tae went "yeah you know what drow and githyanki are quite violent :)" and killed her.

Listen she had it coming.

Some Party Bantz.

Made it to the temple, had a fun Kobold adventure. Only one actually exploded after using a fire spell!

Met the murderkitties. Reloaded to leave them be because wtf they're just chilling I'm not going to fight them.

Met some large friends. Well, not friends. Tae just respectfully nodding, scurrying over to inspect the device, then scuttling back again.

(I goddamn loved her delivery.)

So turns out this result turns into a fight!

I ended up reloading, asked to play instead, and stuffed the entire crate into Tae's pack. Hurried back to the murderkitties room and (tried to) set it free, then, uh, had to haul ass and jump over a gap to get it to stop trying to murderkitty Tae. Look, the poor thing was entirely justified in being Rather Unhappy!

Lae'zel has stuff to say about githyanki reproducing via egg-hatching...

(Shadowheart in the background: *eyes emoji*)

...and of the, uh. Somewhat violent githyanki upbringing.

More importantly: plot.

Brain just going "DON'T DO IT."

Narrow escape. Lots of approvals.

Shadowheart remains spectacularly unsurprised.

After fighting our way out of the dorms (which genuinely made me feel bad, some of them were just kids!) and into the captain's office (felt less bad about that one), a meeting with the Inquisitor and, well...

She scary. (Tae did actually kneel, but I felt the highlighted response in my heart.)

Curiosity won.

Hey this is concerning!!

Anyway I didn't actually take any caps inside the Astral Realm but oh my goodness it was pretty. Anyway, finally had a face-to-face encounter! Please stop being all 🥺, I know who you are XD;;

Lae'zel is not having a good day.

Back at camp, we have a night-time visitor bearing information.

Did we just get involved in a githyanki civil war?

That's the goddamn spirit bbygirl.

(Astarion agrees!)

Next time - meeting one of Gale's old friends (of a sort).

#ry plays bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers

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yostresswritinggirl · 2 years ago

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Re: your way of the househusband post, I actually had a dream where I was watching a new episode where Tatsu was telling this group of gangsters about the restaurants he's worked with and all the different types of food they make. As he was describing one dish an old lady passed by and was like "hmph bet it's not as good as my home cooking" and Tatsu was like "ma'am I must respectfully disagree bc I've worked in these restaurants and I can personally guarantee these dishes are top notch!!" and the grandma was like "well then, the only way to settle this is with a COOKING BATTLE!!"

So she and Tatsu pull out their cooking gear right there in the middle of the street while all the gangsters are watching with various degrees of shock and confusion and Tatsu's like "would you like to stop by the store to get ingredients ma'am" and she's like "you don't always have the ingredients on hand to make something for a cooking battle??? Weak." and she pulled out a whole fucking fish and started grilling it

Tatsu just kinda nodded in respect and started grilling his own fish lmao

This is not at all related to genshin but I thought it was funny to share lol

WAIT WTF HAHAHAHAHA HOW DO YOU HAVE SUCH GOOD AND DETAILED DREAMS GDI

Honestly so commendable, it fits the theme so well it might as well be an actual episode and I wouldn't doubt you, I wanna watch that it's amazing - wait I just realized it's a grandma too LWNDKDBLWMS i love it

#catty #exile.goblet #way of the house husband

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Research on what tho...? Judging by everything we know from Kai I would almost believe she knew since a long time ago what was about to come and why it was about to come. So its not like she didn't know the pictures in the observatory were fake either - I presume. I could be wrong and she just figured everything out a few years ago... but given her connection to Epstein and his "daughter" as well as the fact that she knew what Agnes was supposed to do, it is really highly unlikly that she didn't know ever since her work with Epstein what was going on.

Well... I mean... he... isn't completly wrong... he isn't completly right either but... you know... those Nukes did end up having a purpose in the end after all. Granted, it wasn't enough, but it was... quite the archivement.

Yeah but... were did that lead them? Can't see them running around here often these days ^^'

XD I kind of get her tho. She is not just some simple AI you can mess with however you want and Van hasn't been treating her super respectfully until now - although he did call her princess, to be fair. He did keep cutting her off and ignoring her words tho and then he let Risette put shackles on her to stop his transformation from beeing corrupted...

I do wonder if Kai revealed what she did those 2 1/2 years she was gone? She left Quatre alone, even tho knowing it was hard for him but with what she did with the water supply for the future, I doubt she trusted enough in the Skytaker projects to really bother finding a solution for the desertification. So what has she been doing? And why show up now?

The thing with Hamillton is... she migh be sorta a traitor and certainly something of a lyer as well BUT she did have good intentions. When she saved Tharbad the way she did, she wanted it to be able to prosper and the people there to be happy as long as it was stull possible. With the rewind happening, there was technically speaking no use for the water that she has used, so she didn't really intent to cause any harm with it. OBVIOUSLY she overstepped one to many boundaries but it still doesn't make her a complete asshole, nor is it enough for the church to go all "heretic that must be killed" on her. BUT I do not know the full picture as I did not understand all of Kai and there is propably also something left to find out about her too... so lets see what I say in about two years about all of this. By that time, Kai should be translated and Kai 2 will likely be out in japan.

But here is the thing... they were intended for a Claudel to use to somewhat "stop" the reset. Why are they also capable of all that other bullshit? I Mean Hamilton even copied them to use them for the kid of miricles that she has caused in Tharbad. But... HOW?! How are they capable of doing stuff like that, if the original intention was different? Or was it rather that that wasn't there original intention and Epstein just harnessed their power when used within the tower for this purpose? Urg! Stil! So. Many. Questions!

Yep, that old Lady definitly is a very good liar. Pretending not to know anything about the Genesis like this, even tho she herselves has made copies of them... Tze. I mean what I said when I mentioned that she doesn't deserve assasination because she did mean well, BUT I also stand behind that I think she needs at least some sort of punishment for all the shit she pulled.

Awwwwww...

Seems like Van has given up on fighting the fact that the ASO is growin with every big mission they have XD

Why can I not at all remember this? I was so irritated when everyone on Reddit spoke about the space station like it was common knowledge while it was news to me. How the fuck did I forget that? Did I accidentally skip that scene? I really do remember nothing of it. Conkide working with/for Gramheart was also a surprise for me back then. WTF?!

Uff! I FINALLY left Basel behind. This chapter was such a drag unbtil the plot finally was found again close to the end of that chapter.

I never fully got what her obsession with Rean was. She even learned to ride a Motorbike just because she heard he did. Was she jealisous of Ka Fai maybe talking about his potential or something? Or did he really impress her that much in their short encounter?

Well... I mean... give it another year or so and you two will have the chance to cross Swords again. Heck, it isn't even a year. So its actually sooner than you think.

I am inclined to say now one should trust anything Marduk say or does BUT there is my azure Traitor running around with one of their weapons, that idiot...

Okay. Its time for a break. Longelai will be next but it feels like I am still far away from finishing this game.

#daybreak mona version

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queen-of-meows · 2 years ago

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I love starting a Marvel comic and having no idea what's going on. The multiverse is so wierd, I love it a lot.

#I've started a-force today because i wanted to read more lady loki stories #and I'm asking it the more respectfully way possible #wtf is going on ^^#it's not worse than this FF4 comic that felt like being on hallucinatory drugs #it's not a complain I love feeling lost

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mentalmeles · 3 years ago

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WHY ARE ALL THE WHITE BLOOD CELLS IN CELLS AT WORK: CODE BLACK HOT AF????

#cells at work #cells at work: code black #cells at work liveblog #SERIOUSLY WTF!!!#THE WBCS IN THE ORIGINAL WERE CUTE DON'T GET ME WRONG BUT THESE ONES ARE ALL BEAUTIFUL BATTLE TORN LADIES LIKE????#WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO OTHER THAN LOOK RESPECTFULLY??#AAUGUGHHHHH I'M TOO GAY FOR THIS #the star child speaks

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wizardfrog69 · 2 years ago

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୨⎯ "Crocheting/knitting hobby (bsd)" ⎯୧

Basically if you had a crocheting/knitting hobby. also mostly platonic

Also requests are wide open if you want me to write about anything! :)

Feat. Fukuzawa, Yosano, Atsushi, Kunikida, Jun'ichirō, Kenji, Kyōka, Dazai, Ranpo, Katai Tayama, Ace, Chuuya,Chuuya's hat, Kōyō, Arthur, Akutagawa, Higuchi, Hirotsu, Kajii, Oda, Ango, Fitzgerald, Karl, Fyodor, Ivan Goncharov, Nikolai, Sigma

Yukichi Fukuzawa:

Omg he loves the fact that you could make him a scarf

Mike him a scarf btw

He loves it

Also make tiny hats and scarfs for the cats

Love's them also <3

Akiko Yosano:

If you make her anything then she would wear it everywhere

Shows off what you made

Is proud

Atsushi Nakajima:

Please make him like a sweater or something

Yk he'll wear it 24/7

Doesn't he have like one pair of clothes?

Idk just make him something

Doppo Kunikida:

Is proud that you have such useful skills

I don't think he needs anything

But if you make him something then he'll wear it when necessary

Would probably prefer it over his other things of the same use

Jun'ichirō Tanizaki:

Love's, absolutely adores your skill

Make him a shit tone of sweaters and he'll wear every last one of them 24/7

Love's everything you make

Idk why but I feel like he would know how to knit

Will knit you shit aswell

Kenji Miyazawa:

I'm gonna assume that people in his village used to crochet/knit cuz its such a common thing and you would need those skills to make cloths

Whenever you knit/crochet he will sit there are just stare

It's mesmerising to watch someone do such a thing

Pls make him a little cow teddy

Kyōka Izumi:

And you make her a bunny teddy

Also loves to watch

Will thank you politely after you make her something

She will be very grateful

Osamu Dazai:

I'm sorry but watching people crochet or knit is so mesmerising

Watches your every move while you do your thing

Will ask you to make him stuff

Asked you to make him a rope 🥰

Ranpo Edogawa:

Doesn't care ????

I feel like he wouldn't care much

Still appreciates the things you make him but wouldn't really care

Katai tayama:

Bro make him like a blanket or something

Idk why but he's silly rn

My brain thinks he's silly rn

Make him a blanket tho

I just realised it sounds like I'm forcing you to make all of these things

Ace:

Mans will gamble all that shit away

Sorry babes your talent is wasted with him

Chuuya Nakahara:

Crochet a flower for his hat

Idc for him just his hat

Chuuya's hat:

It enjoys the flowers you make it

And other little things

Decorate the hat

Hat enjoys your company

You and the hat are getting married now

Chuuya is invited to the wedding

Runs off with his hat and asks the hat to never leave his side

Now you are in a relationship with chuuya's hat and chuuya

You can make chuuya like new gloves or something idc

Kōyō Ozaki:

Idk what you could make this beautiful lady

Maybe a scarf or something

Arthur Rimbaud:

Use that extra thick wool for his things

Make him a scarf. Gloves. Hat, socks and everything

This man is freezing to death 24/7

Ryūnosuke Akutagawa:

Whatever you do use black yarn

He doesn't really need anything

Maybe a scarf (such an original idea ik)

Ichiyō Higuchi:

Loves everything thing you make

Respectfully shows off what you made

Ryūrō Hirotsu:

I forgot who this is 💀

Nvm it's the old guy

Like idk just like idk

Motojiro Kajii:

Make him lemon scented lemons

To me this guys personality is just lemons

Sakunosuke Oda:

You better be using those skills to make the kids winter clothes

He adores you and he loves what you can do

Ango Sakaguchi:

Man wouldn't even realise

He's too busy working

Francis Scott Fitzgerald:

He fond your skills useful when he was in his poor era 😍

Karl:

Make this racoon some tiny socks or something

Or a cute little hat

Fyodor Dostoevsky:

Make little cloths for his rats or something idk

Make him this:

Ivan Goncharov:

He needs a nice hat

Nikolai Gogol:

And he needs a silly hat

Sigma:

Bones ruined him

Like wtf is his character design? The hair is too light the shoes are not shoeing

Like no one can walk in those shoes

Poor Sigma:(

Sorry I got too lazy to continue

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nattinatalia · 2 years ago

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Jack Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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jackharlow They say, “you a superstar now” damn, I guess I am.

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jackharlow I love you baby, thank you for sticking with me through it all.

yourusername Always, till the wheels fall off. Let’s get that out of the way, umm sirrrr that face on the second pic, I hope you were at least thinking about me 🤤

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yourusername He makes that face when he’s about to cum 🙈 🤤

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yourusername We have 2 whole kids, how do you think they got here?????

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Hello!

Ikemen sengoku requests.

So the warlord and MC has keep they're relationship in secret, but lately some soldiers has been stalking MC and giving her gifts and confessing their love to her. How would they react?

Hey @traduccionesotomeandme ! I’m finally back in the headcanon game and picked your suggestion first. Hope you like it!

Due to political reasons and making sure MC doesn’t have a target on her back by their enemies, they decide to keep their relationship a secret. But he has noticed during her rounds around camp there has been a soldier following her, making him cautious. When he returned to the shared tent with MC, she ran to them and embraced him, thanking him for the hairpin he left for her. “What hairpin?” “Don’t be silly! The one that you left on my pillow. I didn’t get to read your note yet that you had attached to it.”

Nobunaga: Takes the note out of her hands and reads it all the way to the bottom where the soldier put his name. Immediately calls one of the guards to fetch the soldier, much to the confusion of MC. As soon as the soldier entered the tent, he was met with the face of a confused MC and the searing gaze of Nobunaga. “I called you here to tell you one thing.” He puts his arm around Mc and draws her in. “This is my lucky charm. She belongs to me. Although this is secret to prevent her harm, I want to make it very clear that you may not pursue her any longer. I am pretty sure you know what will happen if you do not need my warning.” He added a sinister smirk at the end to get his point across, causing the soldier to tremble, nod, bow, and run out of the tent, all while MC is trying to process everything. After their return to Azuichi, MC was showered with hairpins. “You know I’m not going to leave you for some guy that gave me a hairpin?” “I’m just making sure you know that you know I can provide you with all the hairpins that you won’t need one from any other man, my fireball.”

Hideyoshi: Snatches the note out of MC’s hands, much to her confusion. He mumble reads it to himself to clarify wtf is going on, which MC picks up on. Hideyoshi squeezes the paper nervously and sighs. He knows it isn’t the guy’s fault since he doesn’t know she’s taken, but his protective side wants to keep her from being stalked and bombarded by unwanted advances towards him. “Wait right here, MC. I’ll be right back”, giving her a kiss on the forehead before leaving for the soldier’s tent, calling the soldier outside to have a “chat”. And by “chat” I mean a 20 minute lecture that MC and him are in a discreet relationship to keep her safe so her heart belongs somewhere else, and that even if she wasn’t that stalking ladies is not okay and that he will pummel him if he catches the solder stalking other women like that again. After returning to Azuichi, Hideyoshi takes MC out to the market, leading her to the hairpin gallery and buying almost every single one she looks at to compensate for the hairpin the other man gave her. MC tried to wrestle the money bag out of his hand but no dice, just let the man spoil you.

Masamune: Is VERY curious what the letter says and peers over her shoulder to read it along with her, watching her realize that it was from an admirer. “You attract a lot of stray cats, kitten. I might have to put a bell on you.” MC nudged him in the gut before asking what they should do about it. Since he’s all about autonomy and letting you speak for yourself, he suggests you talk to him yourself and he can stay guard in case anything goes wrong. So the soldier got a bit of a surprise when MC asked for him to step outside to talk, immediately seeing Masamune with a toothy grin and a hand on his sheath in the background as she explained that her heart belongs to another and that she has to respectfully decline his advances. Masamune’s presence making it obvious what would happen if he didn’t respect her wishes. After returning to the castle, MC was surprised with a hairpin that had a tiger on it, along with a letter from Masamune himself saying that he had to get even.

Mitsuhide: He knew who exactly the stalker/admirer was since he knows EVERYTHING and is always observing MC’s every move (kind of a stalker himself). He unfortunately was too busy with war strategies to notice the soldier slipping the pin and letter in their tent. “Foolish little mouse. Must you pick up sharp objects that might contain poison on them. Let me check these items for safety reasons.” Swooping the items from her hands, he leaves the tent to go towards the soldiers tent. “The Princess politely declined your advances and has already made a pact with a greedy fox that does not like to share. If you do not respect her wishes, I’m sure there’s plenty of room in the dungeons for you to write your next love letter.” Mitsuhide returned to MC’s tent, wrapping one arm around her waist and hooking his finger under her chin. “Dearest little mouse, you almost fell for the most devious plot someone could have: to steal your love away from me. If the soldier by the name of *insert some creep’s name here* approaches you again, let me know and I’ll resolve the problem.” Mc could tell by his mischievous Cheshire grin and his reaction to the letter what happened and sighed with a sarcastic “my hero”. About a week later, Mc finds a hairpin with Mitsuhide’s flower design and a letter and cautiously reads the note to make sure it’s from him. “Looks like you fell for the same trap again. Luckily it’s from me, but it looks like I’ll have to punish you for your lack of precaution.” Don’t worry, it’s a good punishment ;)

Mitsunari: Dude zoned out at first, thinking “wait..did I get that for her and forgot about it?” (Poor baby’s brain is fried from all the writing and strategizing he’s been doing all day give him a break). As soon as Mc’s face started turning downward, he knew it probably was not from him. “What does the letter say, my love?” “I think *insert creeper name here* is trying to court me. I might need to tell him tonight that I cannot reciprocate.” Mitsunari decides to come along to make sure she is safe as she tells him she cannot be with him. Since Mitsunari is not a “warlord” per-say and does not have any political/arranged marriage issues to navigate, they decide to go public with their relationship to avoid any further confusion and to strategically put the soldier in a place where if he continues his stalking behavior, he’d face the wrath of all the warlords and soldiers that ship him and MC, not just him anymore. Believe me, he also gets you a hairpin, this one with a flower that he read means “eternal, lasting love” to show it comes from the heart.

Ieyasu: His alarm bells go to a 100 real fast and is fuming as she starts to read the letter, immediately realizing it isn’t from him. He stomps over and takes the letter out of her hand, scanning it and sees the name of the soldier and starts grumbling it under his breath. “*creeper name* can’t even hold a sword properly what gives him the right to think he has a chance with you. What a buffoon I swear even Mitsunari is more capable than him I mean..”MC had to cut off his rambling or else he would be fuming for the next hour before they could decide how to handle the matter. “You stay here, I’ll be right back.” “Don’t do anything reckless!” MC shouted as Ieyasu quickly walked towards the soldiers tent to deliver a message that was along the lines of ‘I know a hundred ways to heal a person, and I know a thousand ways to break a person. You choose what I’m going to do to you on the battlefield if you want to pursue MC’. He returned to the tent with a red face after showing his possessiveness so openly to his soldiers, immediately pulling Mc to an embrace to calm his nerves and to hide his blushy face. After returning to the castle, Mc found a hairpin on their bed with a small deer on it. When she asked him about it, he turned away while making the excuse “Your messy hair is distracting and you’ll need to keep your hair tucked away or your clumsy self won’t see and trip.” Yeah right, he’s just jelly -u-

Kenshin: The tent becomes ice cold immediately, before Mc knows it the paper and pin are out of her hands and gripped into his fist. Looking down on the piece of paper to see the soldier’s name, he takes his sword and is ready to kill before MC grabs his arm. “He didn’t know. Let him off with a warning. We don’t need any more bloodshed.” With a huff, he set off. The sleeping soldier was awakened with a stabbing sound next to his head. Opening his eyes to see Kenshin hovering over him with the hairpin stabbing the ground next to him would haunt him for the rest of his life. “One look in her direction and this pin is going through your eyes.” and he left as quickly as he came. His murderous thoughts were soothed over once he embraced his lover upon his return, reminding himself that he can keep her safe without locking her away or doing anything too reckless (not always a promise but he tries). Decides first thing in the morning to tell everyone about his relationship since he doesn’t give a damn about politics if it means making it clear that MC is not available to court and warn that anybody that gets close to her will never get the opportunity to physically be able to walk towards her again. Of course gifts her a bunny hairpin as a replacement.

Shingen: Since he knows all the gossip and has connections, he picks up right away that Mc has an admirer that is getting a little too close for comfort and he’s been keeping an eye on. He waits for Mc to read the letter to see what she thinks. “I knew my goddess would have thousands wanting to worship her. Am I the selfish one for wanting to be the only one to worship you?” “Shingen this is serious what should I do?!” He decides to escort you to the soldier to nobly reject him. After telling MC to head back to their tent, he sat the soldier down and gave the “I know as an earthly man how it feels to gaze upon a divine Angel and want to have her bless your life. For some reason she chose to bless me for the limited time on earth that I have, and selfish as it is I want to cherish every blessing she gives me. I hope you find love like that someday.” Returning back to the tent, Shingen swooped up MC and rested his forehead against hers. “Since you are a goddess with one follower, I need to worship you with all my heart and soul right now.” After returning back to the castle , he decided to handcraft a wooden hair ornament with a bear on the end, saying that something he created with love in every blade stroke meant more than any hair pin bought on the market. (Or that’s just him being extra).

Yukimura: He noticed that one of the soldiers was gazing at MC a lot, but he was too dense to put the two and two together until he and MC walked into their tent to find a hairpin and note. “What’s this?” She did not know if Yuki’s stammering and shifting gaze was due to embarrassment of giving her a gift or of confusion because it really wasn’t for him. Immediately opening the letter she saw how the handwriting and poetic words did not match Yukimura’s bluntness. “I think *creeper name* wants to court me. What should I do?” One of the few moments Yukimura’s protective and possessive nature came to the forefront. “Stay here, I’ll set the record straight. Although embarrassed with love and mushy stuff, he was not afraid to make his relationship with MC known due to no real political backlash and it would keep him from worrying about any other of his men from shooting their shot. Swallowing his tsundere nature, he stepped in and talked to the soldier, making sure he and the other men knew that MC was taken and if they wanted her they’d have to fight him. Although half joking of the last part, they could tell that he was not going to tolerate anybody trying to herd his wild boar woman. When they returned back to the castle and walked down the market, Yukimura shyly pulled her to the hair pin booth. “W-which one do you like?” he stammered. After pointing out which one she wanted, he paid and handed it to her, looking away bashfully and quietly muttering “ I can give you nice things too.” (Break him by either making him repeat himself or asking him to put it in your hair).

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