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druidplow · 5 months ago

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two pieces i drew last year

#my art #eddie riggs #kill master #brütal legend #brutal legend

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skizzlebeetle · 1 year ago

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the metal fandom is dying, reblog to make it die faster

#my art #heavy metal #lemmy kilmister #ozzy osbourne #the guardian of metal #kill master #brütal legend #brutal legend

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grandadtwelve · 6 months ago

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whew his taste in men 👍🏼

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#tbf dhawan!master’s should say 1 when I get there cause I’m killing everyone else in this thread but <3 #fifteenth doctor #rogue #fifteenrogue #jack harkness #doctorjack #dhawan!master #fifteendhawan #thoschei #doctorriver #doctor who #dw memes #mios #500 #1k #3k #5k

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artkaninchenbau · 5 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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sualne · 8 months ago

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mithrun sketch to celebrate

#dungeon meshi #mithrun of the house of kerensil #<- damn. commited to that tag now #my art #described in alt text #teleports you into a wall and you explodes. probably #kills me that he use a magic that needs so much precision while having no depth vision. truly a master of his art. and insane

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sunderwight · 4 months ago

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Bingqiu AU where Luo Binghe's the chosen village sacrifice to the evil deity who lives up the mountain.

Normally the village sends maidens, but they've more or less run out of expendable girls of the right age and, ahem, "virtues". So of course Luo Binghe's early life bad luck kicks in. In the wake of his mother's death there's no one to really care about what happens to him, he's fairly pretty, and the village leaders decide that if they dress him up like a girl the teenaged homeless kid should pass well enough. And hey, y'know, he's probably got a hard life ahead for him anyway -- dying in a brothel of some venereal disease or on the streets of exposure or starvation. At least as a sacrifice, everyone else gets to benefit from his loss! And the kid will get added to a shrine and be remembered as a hero! If anything, he should be happy about this!

Binghe is not happy about this.

But he's also a skinny underfed nobody who is easily overpowered, dressed up like a bride, and tied to a post. So. Not much he can do but wait for the evil deity to come and do whatever horrible thing he's gonna do to him.

Meanwhile, Shen Yuan is pretty sure he's been isekai'd into the over-powered hero of some kind of supernatural adventure story? He's not totally sure because he doesn't recognize the setting, but the signs are there. He's got a shrine-like base of operations (though it seems to have become corrupted/ruined, probably he has to restore it somehow), he has a very resilient and handsome new body with spiritual energy of some kind flowing through him, and a very clearly magical sword. Plus lots of neat starter powers! Though it feels like he has other abilities that have been blocked somehow? Probably he has to level up in order to access them.

When he treks out of his "base" and finds what seems to be a distressed maiden, he takes it for his beginner hero mission. The girl claims that she's been doomed to be sacrificed to an evil god. That sounds a little above Shen Yuan's pay grade for dealing with, so he unties her and decides that they had better just get out of the whole region altogether. He already packed up anything useful from his base, anticipating he might get caught up in an adventure once he left, so they follow the river away from the settlement until they reach another one.

While they travel, Luo Binghe tells Shen Yuan about the cursed deity, Shen Qingqiu, who was cast out of the heavens for slaughtering one of his brethren and has apparently being do-who-knows what to maidens from the local village in exchange for his "protection" ever since. Sounds like a real asshole! And also mid-level boss type bad guy at least. Shen Yuan hopes he doesn't have to fight him, but he probably will.

Thank goodness he found Binghe, though! Clearly the helpful little sister type! He's definitely going to require her assistance if he's going to figure out how to navigate this world and level up his skills enough to take on a god.

#svsss #bingqiu #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain #luo binghe: I don't know why the evil deity toys with me this much but as long as he is amused then he's not killing me #luo binghe: each day he lets me live is another blessing especially since I have no hope of escape #luo binghe: is it for some sick amusement that he drags me to and from the dens of monsters and feigns ignorance?#luo binghe: if I reveal that I know the truth will the ruse end? does he do this with all his sacrifices?#luo binghe: or is he toying with me because he knows that I'm not really a maiden at all? standing on this knife's edge is unbearable #luo binghe: and yet somehow this is the most stable my life has been ever since the death of my poor mother #luo binghe: the world is cruel -- perhaps if I become whatever it is this god desires I might be shielded from more of it for another day #luo binghe: wait I have heavenly demon blood? then... perhaps my dark master considers me a suitable companion thanks to this?#luo binghe: are we two companions in this wretched world? outsiders sharing scorn and thus only able to find solace in each other?#luo binghe: is this what it feels like to care and be cared for? it's been so long I had almost completely forgotten it #shen yuan: gosh these upgrades are getting convoluted I wish I had a skill menu or something #shen yuan: oooh neat a slime! easy exp!

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torisprlng · 4 months ago

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THE ACOLYTE | 1X08: EPISODE 8

We make a great team.

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anomalousvortex · 5 months ago

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the master (wherever they are) getting randomly turned to dust and then brought back: what did that fucker do this time

#dw spoilers #doctor who #the master #thoschei #when they find out they're like:#you killed the entire universe?! WITHOUT ME?!?!?!!#lmao #my post #empire of death

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ninaninato · 5 months ago

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IM SURE WE CAN FIND A WAY TO GET FREAKY FR AM PLEASE😭

#ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream fanart #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims fanart #am ihnmaims #am fanart #allied master computer fanart #allied mastercomputer #AM #ted ihnmaims #harlan ellison #robot fucker #sorry…#am killing me in 4K

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aj-artjunkyard · 9 months ago

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I think even funnier than Anakin being a Big War Hero is if he was like. The Temple’s resident tech guy. Cal or Kanan find out who Darth Vader is and they’re like ‘the guy who reset my password???’

#anakin expains Microsoft excel to the 80 year old masters #and introduces younglings to Cool Math Games #obi wan is known for killing Sith and anakin is known for turning the wifi off and on again #Anakin is mad bc obi wan DIDNT EVEN KILL THAT SITH #Ahsoka being like ‘oh I get to be the tech guy’s apprentice. yay 🙄’ and is genuinely surprised that the Sith-killer taught him how to fight #star wars #anakin skywalker #cal kestis #kanan jarrus #Jedi order #Darth Vader #jfo #jedi: fallen order #jedi: survivor #rebels #Star Wars rebels #caleb dume

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morgan-n-cheese-91 · 10 days ago

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old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.