#kiba headcannons

[berryberryrad]

oh yeah? *muffins your akamaru*

[rara-is-trying-art]

I made this two months or so ago and forgot to post, but here it is!

A small break to my one piece brainrot

Personal headcannon that Sakura Kiba and Lee would train taijutsu together after the chunnin exam, mainly because Sakura need a life outside Sasuke and Tsunade

And because I think it would be funny if Kiba sees Sakura and Lee fighting and just jump in

[halfamask]

Would they be at the smoke sesh? Naruto edition

Shikamaru: starts it, obviously. Definitely the asshole who spends fifteen minutes grinding and brushing and rolling a joint. Smokes the entire time and passes out as soon as people leave.

Choji: brings a bong. And the snacks.

Ino: is there but only because of fomo. Hits the bong and smokes the joint exactly once. Gets hella giggly with Sakura.

Naruto: is at the sesh, passes the joint with Shikamaru for a bit and munches with Choji after. Is ultimately there for a good time.

Sakura: shows up once in a while, usually late, with homemade (and very strong) eddies for her and ino (and absolutely no one else, will tell people to fuck off if they ask). Gets hella loud and giggly.

Sasuke: lowkey very straight laced. Rarely indulges and if he does not very much. Prefers edibles because he’s worried about smoke damaging his lungs and not being able to fight because of late onset asthma. Tried to get higher than Naruto once to prove that he can handle more but definitely got super paranoid and bad and never did it again.

Sai: makes fun of people for willingly subjecting their nervous systems to this. Rarely comes if ever, and when he does it’s to observe this part of the human bonding experience under impairment.

Hinata: usually doesn’t come, brings homemade cookies or brownies if she does (not the funny kind just normal sweets). These are fully devoured by Naruto and Choji.

Kiba: brings an extra joint to pass around in the circle, gets loud and obnoxious with Naruto and competes with him for snacks even though he doesn’t have the munchies.

Shino: the actual supplier of the joint Kiba brings. A regular part of the circle, very very quiet to the point people think he’s not good but he just gets too high to really want to move his mouth.

Neji: rarely comes as he doesn’t approve, only ever joins if Hinata wants to go or if Lee/Tenten/Naruto bother him into coming. Doesn’t indulge, but spends most of the night observing his friends and laughing (affectionately).

Lee: takes one hit exactly, somehow gets extremely high, and is yelling and rolling around and paranoid and woozy. It’s usually not very bad but he thus very rarely joins in the actual circle.

Tenten: definitely a fixture in the circle. Brings her own weed about half the time so that she’s not bumming off everyone else but has someone else roll it. Outsmokes Naruto and Shino but not Choji, Shikamaru, or Kiba. Knows when she’s done and hangs out with Neji and Lee or Ino and Sakura after depending on who’s there. Ultimately has a good time and goes home.

[moonbeam-writing]

Request: "I'm kinda afraid to ask if you'd be able to write Kiba or Naruto with a plus-size girlfriend or something of the like."

— Plus Size! S/O

๑ Requested by a lovely Anon! ♡

๑ Characters: Naruto Uzumaki, Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto/Naruto Shippuden)

๑ Contains: Fluff; Short and Sweet; Use of/Allusion to They/Them pronouns; SFW

๑ Quick Note: I'm so sorry this took forever, thank you for being patient with me! I can also expand on any/all of this, if you'd like. :)

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Naruto Uzumaki

⊹ฺ As I’ve stated before, he has absolute heart eyes every time he looks at you.

⊹ฺ Loves hugging you more than anything, especially if he's exhausted after a long mission.

⊹ฺ Likes stealing your clothes. I can't really explain why, I just know that I'm right.

Kiba Inuzuka

⊹ฺ As opposed to Naruto who loves stealing your clothes, Kiba loves seeing you in his

→ Gets his clothes baggier than they already are for this reason

⊹ฺ One of Kiba's favorite things has become naps since he started dating you; he loves being between you and Akamaru

⊹ฺ He loves showing you off, like, at all times

[plotsignificanthaircut555]

I did Naruto ones too:

TEAM SEVEN:

Naruto uzumaki: DECAF caramel vanilla Latte with a drizzle and whipped cream. Like too much whipped cream.  Sakura haruno- iced vanilla matcha with almond milk and a rose cold foam.  Sauske Uchiha- hot Americano with an extra double shot made “Sludge” style meaning with drip coffee instead of hot water.  Kakashi Hatake: Vanilla cold brew with a white chocolate cold foam. And eight pup cups.  Sai: Chai with honey and two shots of espresso.

SANNIN:

Tsunade- Rose latte with oat milk, hot, with a nice amount of foam on top. real wet cappuccino basically. Jiraiya- cinnamon and vanilla sweetened cortado. Orochimaru- chamomile tea. that's it.

MISC:

Rock Lee- a red bull. Ino Yamanaka- Blueberry and white chocolate blended frappe. no whip. made with nonfat milk and doesnt mix all the way because of it. Shikamaru Nara: Matcha with agave and lavender. probably hot. Kiba Inuzuka: dark roast drip coffee with milk and cinnamon. A BIG pup cup for akamaru.

Itachi Uchiha: a kiss on the head, a croissant, and a half sweet black cherry mocha, over ice.

Coffee Order Headcannons:

Your local fanfic writing Barista (me) has been keeping a list of what orders I think characters I like would order/ what I would make them. from the coffee places I have worked. Here is the list:

Satoru Gojo: mint chip frappe with a chocolate drizzle and too much whipped cream.

Suguru Geto: hot mango-hibiscus tea.

Shoko Ierie: six espresso shot lavender latte with Oat milk. Iykyk.

Yuji itadori: toasted marshmallow frappe with chocolate drizzle and whipped cream

Megumi Fushiguro: black coffee. He said so himself.

Toji Fushiguro: also a black coffee. like father, like son.

Nobara Kugisaki: iced coconut- almond mocha with cinnamon cold foam

Kento Nanami: honey cappuccino with cinnamon and a kiss on the mouth.

Ijichi: hazelnut latte

Mahito: dishwater

I will add to this as i think of more but PLEASE discuss. I want to hear your thoughts as well.

[venerawrites]

Aww I love that you write for Kiba! He really doesn't get enough love so thank you! Can I please request headcannons for married and family life with Kiba, Kakashi, Gaara and Neji (with female reader)? Like being married and having children with them? They're my favourites and you write them so, so well. I hope that request is alright, please don't feel pressured to write it if you don't want to. I hope your week is amazing 🫶🏻

author's note: Kiba was one of my first fictional crushes and I totally agree he doesn't get enough love! Thank you so much for this beautiful request! I really hope you enjoy and that so far your week has been good! <3

➤ Kiba

Kiba as a husband is everything but boring!

During the first year or two, marriage would feel just like your relationship before that - laid back, chill and maybe a bit immature.

He is an amazing partner - he is very affectionate, never fails to make you smile and loves to surprise you.

However, when it comes to taking care of himself, he is like a big baby - I don't really see him doing any chores in the beginning of your relationship and even when he tries, more often than not he either burn or flood the kitchen.

Maybe it was fate or karma of some sorts, but I totally see you with twins or triplets!

If you thought life was crazy, wait till your house is full with hyperactive, unpredictable and loud Inuzukas.

Surprisingly, Kiba actually enjoy his role as a dad - probably because they all take after his personality, and tries to spend as much time with you and the children as possible.

Every time he has a free day, he organises a "family fun day" - more often than not, it is not that fun for you, as you have to run or yell after them to be careful while running/swimming/climbing etc.

While he would never get too much into housework, he will try to help around the house as much as he can, especially once you get back to work. (also, wouldn't do a good job and you would have to clean after his cleaning all the time, but it is the enthusiasm that counts!)

His attitude towards you would remain the same - he is just as in love with you as he was as a teenager, constantly trying to flirt with you with cheesy pick-up lines and smack your bum when you least expect it.

With multiple children, you probably won't have a lot of opportunities for spend time alone or go on dates, but you are both quite comfortable with your chaotic life.

He is definitely the laid-back and fun parent. Sorry, but you are going to have to be the "bad cop" - he can just bring himself to scold or punish your children.

He would often team up with them in order to prank you or his mother. Also, every bad word they learn by the age of six, is definitely his fault. (But hey, is it his fault they can remember every slip up?)

Kiba absolutely wants more children, so you better brace yourself, because I totally see you with another set of twins/triplets... it's these Inuzuka genes, what can I say!

➤ Kakashi

Surprisingly (or not so much since we are talking about Kakashi) your two children came before you got married.

You have been together for years and it worked perfectly, so what would a ring and a signature on a paper change? In the beginning, both of you were of the opinion "why fix something if it isn't broken?" and none of you see the point in marriage.

More or less, you were already acting as spouses - you tried to equally divide the household chores, but since he was working most of the time, you naturally took the role of the carer of the house, while he was the provider.

Once your first child was born, however, Kakashi started to seriously think of a change.

Since being a child, his life has been filled with battles, blood and loss - and he surely did not want for these things to be present in your baby's life.

However, change was hard and while he tortured his mind with ideas about how much happier you are going to be if both of you give up the shinobi life and move somewhere far, far away, he never voiced his thoughts out loud to you.

Kakashi is a very calm and loving dad - it almost come naturally to him, but you would notice something was bothering him, since as a partner he acted a bit more withdrawn.

When your second child was born, this is when he knew for sure he has to step down as a Hokage and retire from the ninja lifestyle once and for all. I imagine at this point, with two kids at home, you were retired as a shinobi.

When he brought the idea of moving in the outskirts of the village, he didn't expect for you to agree so quickly. You knew Kakashi for years, even before you got together, so you knew he really needed this break and detachment in the name of your family.

Once he left the position as a leader of the village, he focused 100% of his attention on you and your children - your oldest was a toddler by that time and while he felt sad because he felt like he missed the first two years of their life, he tried to enjoy every moment and stay grounded in the present.

He also finally decide it is time to propose and make you officially Mrs. Hatake - everything in your life was slowly falling into place and this felt like the only thing missing. (I imagine a small ceremony with both of your children as flower girls/page boys.)

Kakashi as a husband is the same as he was before that - loving, gentle, romantic, sometimes lazy, yet always attentive. The only difference is that he is even more relaxed and probably would pick up a random hobby such as gardening or maybe even writing?

Your have a very idyllic and peaceful life with him, and you wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

➤ Gaara

Married life with Gaara is hard in the beginning.

His work has been his whole life since he was a teenager, so when you finally tied the knot and, a few months later, welcomed your first child, he didn't know how to handle it.

He tried to juggle his job and his new role as a husband and father without any help for the first six months, but failed miserably.

The long hours he spend in the office definitely affected your relationship, especially since you are the one who had to give up your career in order to stay at home and take care of the baby.

There will be a rough period of time during you will be either ignoring each other or fighting with each other. Each of you will be upset, frustrated and annoyed with the other, but will not know how to fix things.

Don't get it wrong - this man loves you to death, but this is all new to him too! And it is especially stressful, since he never had a proper functioning family anyway.

Eventually, one night after another fight, you will sit down on the floor and share (or more likely scream at him) all the pent up frustration and worries you had been keeping inside.

From that moment everything changes.

Gaara would realise he needs to spend more time with his family, so he will probably promote Kankuro to a "shadow Kazekage" or any other title, under which he can replace him in the office some days of the week.

You start communicating more and soon fall in a natural rhythm - he is definitely a man that likes to do everything 50-50 with you, including care of the baby and household chores.

A very gentle and attentive husband - he always listen to your advice and tries his best to keep the spark between you by organising surprise getaway weekends for both of you every so often or by bringing you flowers/gifts when he comes home from work.

I would imagine given his position, he would try to influence to remain at home - he has always been worried about your safety and the potential risk of his enemies targeting you, but since you were now also the mother of his child, his worry slowly turned into a paranoia.

He will respect your decision no matter what, but if you decide to go back to work at some point - he will forget his morals and will abuse his role as a Kazekage in order to arrange some extra security to be around you at all times.

I feel like he will be a very calm dad in the beginning, but the more his children grew, the more nervous he became - babies are easy to manage, but toddlers? Pre-teens? Oh, Kami!

Naturally, he is very anxious about his performance as a parent, so please provide him reassurance every now and then, just so you can ease his mind!

Nevertheless, he is great with your child and they absolutely adore him. If you had a girl, she will totally be daddy's girl. If you had a boy, he would dream one day to grow up like Gaara.

I totally see you guys adopting some family traditions like Sunday dinner, "come-with-dad-to-work" Thursdays or book Fridays.

Gaara is going to be satisfied with one child, two at most (only if they have at least five years difference).

➤ Neji

Neji was made to be a father and a husband!

Raised in a very traditional family, he has been dreaming about becoming a husband and father pretty much from the moment you got together.

I think you would be married for about a year, before your first child is born, during which you will get you own house in the Hyuga compound, arrange its interior and enjoy your life as newlywed couple.

He will never command you or restrict your freedom in any way, but he will definitely influence a lot of your decisions.

For starters, it is expected that you will stop working and become a housewife, as any other woman married into the clan has done before.

I feel Neji loves you enough to respect your wishes if you decide not to do it, but he will still insist being the main provider for your family. (Do not resist him on this one, it is quite important for him!)

That doesn't mean he won't help around the household, especially after your child is born - he is actually very, very good cook and will take care of your dinners at least a few times per week.

As a father, I imagine he is very caring and loving, but will become more strict as they start to grow older. He values fairness and order a lot, so it will for sure reflect in his parenting style.

Your child absolutely adores him though - Neji is definitely their role model and the best teacher. You, on the other hand, will be the more laid-back parent, using any chance to spoil them or treat them with some extra sweets/toys behind Neji's back.

Neji is very confident as a parent, so he won't really have any worries about how you are raising your little one. What worries him, however, is how much less time you are both spending together.

I think once your child reach toddler age, he would start declining more and more missions, so he can stay at home. I also imagine that seeing his growth and commitment to the family, Hiashi would involve him in the leadership of the clan.

He will still find time to organise little dates just for both of you or late midnight walks, when you can enjoy only each other's company.

He would grow more serious and less fun with time, but given how much responsibilities he how stressful his life is, you would try and support him in every decision he makes (even when you are not fully convinced by his reasoning).

Your love would blossom from fun and carefree to mature and responsible. (& tbh I think that is absolutely beautiful!)

Both of you want at least one more child, so I imagine you would get pregnant a two or three years after you gave birth to your first born.

cc artwork: Daniel Clarke

[inside-lees-mind]

those masc gf lee headcannons scratched a part in my brain i didn’t know i had! would it be possible to get a scenario within the masc gf-verse where the other konoha 11 dont believe lee managed to pull a girl esp the one he described, but then during a night out he brings his gf to introduce to everyone and she just like-grabs his collar and aggressively kisses him…like yeah that’s my man..so glad to finally see some1 doing so many lee headcannons tysm for ur delicious content

Konoha 11 don’t believe Lee’s Masc! GF is Real

“Really man?” Kiba asks, snorting. “No way you pulled a woman like that.”

Kiba sits shaking his head, Akamaru and Shino by his side. He was currently arguing that there was no way Rock Lee had pulled a masc woman such as the one he described to them.

“No really, I did. She’s so cool. She’s got so many piercings and tattoos. She looks amazing. She’s stunning. She’s got an awesome haircut!” He goes on and on, but it seems like no matter how much information he gives them on you, nobody in the group believes him.

Shikamaru and Choji snicker to themselves, before Shikamaru turns to Lee. “If she’s real, how come none of us have never seen her? It’s like telling us you saw a mermaid, but we can’t see her because she’s gone. We just have to believe you.”

“Yeah, sorry man, but it’s hard to believe.” Choji frowns, patting his shoulder.

“She might not see her. Why? Because she’s from another village. It’s possible Lee met her on a mission.” Shino speaks up.

“I did! She’s from a smaller hidden village!” He exclaims, smiling at Shino. At least somebody offered even some slight common sense to his argument.

“What’s the name of this so called village?” Sai asks, turning around in his seat.

“I forgot it.” Lee responds, realizing how that sounds.

“Then how should we believe you?” Sai asks simply, a snarky sound to his voice. He sounds matter of fact, and yet mocking all at the same time. And at this point, Lee realized there was no winning. He had no idea when she’d ever come to Konoha, so how could he introduce her?

“Yeah, sounds like some made up story.” Ino shakes her head, and Sakura, who’s beside her, nods in agreement.

Tenten pats his shoulder, explaining softly to him why nobody is gonna believe him, and in that same breath, she admits she doesn’t believe him either.

The chatter about the topic continues as nobody notices a figure entering the ramen shop, lifting up the fabric. Nobody notices the natural light that temporarily fills the ramen shop up more than it already had. And nobody notices the flap of the fabric as it falls back down, or the slight gust of wind it throws in their direction.

Instead, everybody is enraptured with their own thoughts on the matter.

However, when the figure that entered the shop comes closer suddenly, grabbing a certain raven haired boy by his green spandex collar, pulling him into a kiss, everybody notices. The ramen shop goes quiet, the air still, and everybody’s eyes fall on the couple.

“I’ll be damned.” Shikamaru mutters.

There you stood, a masc girl that fit the description, lips smashed against Lee’s. Everybody is too shocked to look away, despite most of them being rather uncomfortable with the public display of affection happening.

Then erupts cheering once you two separate.

“Told you she’s real.” Lee smiles. You, who only heard small snippets on your way in, get the hint that nobody believed you were real. You smile at everybody and introduce yourself, and sit down while everybody attempts to get to know you and ask about how you met Lee.

[konohagakurekakashi]

Why does Kakashi wear a mask? HC allowed!

//I don't just have one particular headcannon where the mask is concerned, but a few. I know the larger part of fanon suggest that Kakashi hides his face behind a mask because he greatly resembles his father, and that bothered him after his father lost himself and commited seppūku. He might not have wanted to see his father everytime he looked in the mirrow after the fact, but it can't be the reason for the mask as a whole, since kid Kakashi was seen wearing a mask long before Sakumo was astrocised and buried. Also, if Hatake Sakumo was to blame, then surely Kakashi could have parted with the mask after the Pein attack as a sign of absolution on both parties; but that wasn't the case.

Now for the second Fanon opinion.

In the sporadic spinoff series, 'Rock Lee and his Ninja Pals', it was stated that Kakashi wears the mask to hide the 'nosebleeds' he gets from reading the Icha Icha series all day long - this was said in /jest/ of course, as Kakashi has been wearing the mask before the existence of the adult book series. I think there is some truth in the jest in that the mask serves to hide Kakashi's emotions, however. Though he has the majority of his face hidden, no one can deny that he is one of, if not the most expressive characters in the series.

Enter my opinion / headcanons:-

1. Though he excelled in almost every aspect of being a ninja from a very young age, he struggled with his facial expressions and keeping his true feelings and motives hidden. He thought this would be a hindrance on missions, since a good shinobi was not supposed to show so much emotion. They were supposed to be mysterious, calculating, deceptive and unassuming to the point where they were thought to be 'invisible'. So, Kakashi obscured his features in an attempt to blend in with the crowd, unobserved.

2. Inuzuka Clan members are specialists in tracking due to their hightened senses, more specifically their superior sense of smell. Yet Kakashi is said to have a "better sense of smell than Kiba." Whether this is due to him being a Hatake, or maybe due to his mysterious mother being an Inuzuka, is neither here nor there...what is important is that he has a hightened olfactory system. I therefore think it's believable enough to assume that it got to the point where he got overwhelmed with his surroundings as a child, so he wore a mask as it helped to filter out the worst of it. It would explain why he sometimes goes so far as to sleep with the mask as well, since it could contain a scent blocking seal stitched within the fabric.

[sklives]

Fic mayerial 😮

Some combos that could never happen but that I think would be devastating:

Older Rock Lee and Sakura unleashed power. We know Sakura is stronger than Tsunade and there's not doubt Lee will surpass Gai, so to watch them at full speed and strength... This is the "last resort" combo, expected only at the end of the world.

Tenten and Shikamaru working on a maze of traps or an ambush. I just think Shikamaru would make wonderful use of Tenten's skill with fuinjutsu. One of her tricks on the right place at the right time is all Shikamaru needs to take down even a strong enemy.

Karin using the Uzumaki chains while Sasuke uses the Susanoo. I can't imagine what type of beast or god they'd be trying to stop with this combo, but it's terrifying enough without knowing. One of my fav combos of all time.

Kiba and Kakashi on the hunt. I always think it's such a shame Kiba was so wasted as a character. I honestly would enjoy so much seeing our two dog boys interacting. Hunting down rogue shinobis is the perfect time to show off their tracking skills.

Hinata and Gaara long distance strategies. With Gaara commanding his sand and Hinata guiding him with her byakugan, they'd be able to take down many enemies in the shortest time. Nothing can escape either the Hyuuga eyes or Gaara's sand, which is totally horrifying if you're their enemy.

[dedinside1221]

Some random boruto/naruto headcannons since I haven’t done one of these in a while

Small tw:slightly NSFW for the first one but rest aren’t

1. Naruto,Sasuke,Hinata,and Sakura are all in a semi-open relationship as adults and sometimes have (adult fun time) together

2. Kiba gets hot suuupppeerr fast when hes asleep so he sleeps naked with five fans running

3.kankuro secretly collects crochet plushies in his free time,only a few people he’s close with have been able to see it but it’s massive

4.Garra is very very very touch starved,the moment his partner gives him any amount of physical affection he feels like self destructing because he’s to unused to it

5.Kakashi likes it when his partner traces his scars,it’s very comforting to him

6.Mitsuki has a huge crush on boruto (pre-timeskip) and literally everyone but boruto knows

That’s all I got for now

Note: partner was used for when referring to character’s relationship as to not limit it to one specific ship

[theoneandonlynightshades]

❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀ 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐞 ❀ꗥ～ꗥ❀

𝐍𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐭𝐨

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[halfamask]

Naruto team group chat headcannons! Part 1

Team 7: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke

I love these guys but they’re little shits and awful little assholes. You know every time they hang out with others they’re all:

Sakura: Did you See what Kiba was wearing

Naruto: no frrrr

Sasuke: Why does he always look like he’s trying to get shino and hinata to match outfits but neither agree to do it so he tries to match both of them and it never works

Naruto: bruhhh

Plus gossip monger Sakura and Sasuke who pretends to be better than that but isn’t

Sasuke: Is it just me or was Neji like. Extra asshole today

Sakura: no bc Ino told me that Hinata saw him and Lee get into an argument like two hours before it started AND OMG guys do we think Tenten has a crush on him

Naruto: :( Why are he and Lee fighting

Sasuke: Tenten fs likes Neji I just can’t tell if he likes her back

A healthy dose of “if one of us doesn’t like you we all don’t like you”

Sakura: Also guys Ino and I are arguing rn so we don’t like team 10 ok?

Sasuke: Again? Fine.

Naruto: but Sakura-chan I’m supposed to get ramen with Choji tomorrow!!

Sakura: Naruto!

Naruto: uGH fine

Naruto: But also we have to avoid Team 8 for a bit because Kiba’s being a dick

Sakura: Not a problem we hate seeing Hinata getting red every time you walk by anyway

Sasuke: Lmfao did you SEE Hinata hanging on Naruto today like it was worse than normal

Naruto: Cmon guys be nice

Sakura: N-n-n

Sasuke: Naruto-kun!

Their favorite activity is talking mad shit ok.

Also their chat is half Naruto sending shitty little memes. Sakura and Sasuke never find the same ones funny.

They’ve also definitely got dinner plans in the chat half the time like:

Naruto: Guys Ichiraku tn after training?

Sakura: I have to ask my mom hold on

Sasuke: I’m down

Sakura: Ok she said yes I’ll come

Naruto: Yessssss :D

Sakura: Calm down Naruto it’s just ramen

Naruto: Take that back RIGHT NOW ramen is a WAY OF LIFE

Sasuke: Just invited Kakashi so he can pay for us

Naruto: ^_^

Sakura: ^_^

Speaking of Kakashi they fs have running commentary and analysis on how late he’s gonna be for training

Naruto: Guyssss I’m running late how much time do you think I have before Kakashi gets there

Sasuke: Well training starts at 9 and it’s 9:15 so I’d say you have 30 minutes more

Sakura: Wait no it’s a Friday so he’ll want to get here early so he can finish early and go drink with the other jounin. You have 15 minutes max

Sasuke: But yesterday was Kurenai’s birthday so he’ll be hungover this morning so he’ll actually be later than usual

Naruto: So i can take my time?

Sasuke: No usuratonkachi get your ass over here asap

Sakura: Yeah please I don’t want him to hand us over to Gai sensei as punishment again. My body still hurts from all that running

[trashcanonfire]

OKAY i'm kkinda drunk and watching naruto SO i'm gonna make a list of headcannons of some characters gender/sexualities, keep in mind that i've only watched classic naruto and will not be taking criticism thank you very much

Naruto: gay. in love with sasuke. do i need to elaborate? no i don't

Sasuke: also gay. in love with naruto. i also don't need to elaborate

Sakura: bisexual. she should date either ino or rock lee

Rock lee: demisexual. and maybe a trans man. still deciding. he does copy his male role model so there's that. the most precious boy.

Ino: lesbian. relies on pretending to like sasuke so she can doesn't have to deal with her feelings for sakura.

Shikamaru: gay and trans. cis people are not that tired. also one of my best boys.

Hinata: she's straight but that's cool because she's trans. will not elaborate.

Gara: gay, but he has to deal with some bullshit before coming to terms with that

Baki: non binary. the clothes and the make up? yeah

Temari: lesbian transfem. idk she just has a vibe.

Tenten: bi. she has too many weapons to not be a bi girl

Kiba: pansexual and transmasc. and a fury.

Kakashi: disaster bi with a terrible taste in literature

Iruka: gay. single father of naruto.

thank you for your time i will not be taking criticism or elaboration any further. sorry if i forgot someone. anyway. watch naruto, i guess

[naruto-scenarios-plus-akatsuki]

Is requests open? If so can i have a Kiba fluff headcannon?

Fluff Headcannons of Kiba

This boy loves to cuddle. If you are chilling on the couch or on the bed minding your own business, he might just end up pushing off whatever he has to do that day and stay home all day to snuggle you. He loves lounge around days and if you’re looking all cute and cozy, he wants to join in.

Prepare for surprise neck kisses, where he buries his face into your neck and gives you a dozen kisses all over your collarbone and up your neck to your ear. If you are a squealer, he is ten times more likely to do it often because he finds it adorable and loves to hear you laugh.

Kiba loves hand holding in a relationship. He likes to hold you, but when he can’t do that in public, your hand in his is enough. He likes to be reminded that you’re there with him. It becomes subconscious to him that he’ll just immediately want to hold your hand when you walk out the door or when you’re sitting down next to him at a social event.

Sometimes he forgets special occasions until the last minute, so you will normally see him running around last minute trying to work something out for the two of you or leaving to go get you a quick gift. He wants you to know you are special to him, he’s just a bit scattered brain. He’ll feel sheepish for half forgetting something but you know he means well and life gets crazy.

He’ll learn how you take your coffee or tea and would bring you a cup in the morning if he gets up before you. He loves to surprise you with treats randomly too. So while you are working, he might stop by unannounced to bring you a cookie or a candy or a drink. He will want to brighten your day just because of how much he loves you and appreciates you.

[venerawrites]

I swear your writing is the best, and your depiction of the Naruto guys as dads really warms my heart and gives me such baby fever. Could I please have something with Kiba x female reader where you're married and bring your new babies (I really love your headcannon that Kiba would have twins) home, and the babies meet Akamaru for the first time? Your headcannons for him were so beautiful and really made me want more of your husband / dad Kiba. I hope you're having the best week <3

author's note: aw, this message is so cute! I love that recently I have so many requests for Kiba - my boy deserves so much love and I am pretty sure he would be amazing dad! I really enjoyed writing this one and I hope you enjoy reading it! Thank you for requesting! <3

Getting pregnant was an unexpected event in your mid-twenties. You've always imagined that you would build a solid career, get a nice house in the outskirts of Konoha and marry your childhood sweetheart before you have any children. But life was full with surprises and you only accomplished becoming Mrs. Inuzuka before finding out that you are carrying the fruit of your love inside of you.

Or more precisely - fruits.

You still remember clearly the moment both you and Kiba heard the two heartbeats for the first time. Holding hands, you stared at the little monitor where you could see two blurry blobs, before your wide eyes found each other's.

"Congratulations!", Sakura enthusiastically patted your knee, giving you a wide smile, "You are having twins!"

Too shocked to say anything, you just blinked at her a few times with unreadable expression. Kiba, on the other hand, kept opening and closing his mouth, unsure of how to voice his thoughts.

"If you need some more time to process this, I can leave the room for a bit...", the kunoichi offered, her brows furrowing at your weird reactions. Before she can even stand up, however, the man next to you finally found his voice.

"TWINS?", the word came out almost like a yell making you and her cringe at the loudness, "Like.. like two people?"

Sakura closed her eyes, obviously holding herself back from rolling them, before her lips stretched into the most polite smile she could offer to a question like this.

"Yes, Kiba", she said slowly, emphasizing each word, "Twins means TWO babies."

She twirled on her chair tapping the edge of her pen on the little screen showing you each baby, but her explanation fell on deaf ears. For you it felt like the whole world has stopped and you couldn't really focus neither on the woman's voice or your husband's questions.

Since being a teenager, you have imagined yourself with multiple kids in the future. But two at once? Kiba and you were still living with his mother and sister while saving for your own house. On top of that while you were doing pretty well job wise, having two kids at home meant that your career would surely be halted at least for a few years.

The feeling of your husband's fingers on your cheek brought you out of your trance and you looked around, only to find that you were now alone in the room. Taking a seat next to you, he gently grabbed your chin, turning you toward him.

"Hey", he softly said, "What's wrong, baby?"

Letting out a sigh, you tried to turn your head to the side, but his grip was firm. Why did it feel so hard to voice your worries to him? You have been together for years and best friends for twice as many. There were thousands of secrets you have shared with each other before, some of them way more embarrassing and bad than what you were currently feeling.

"C'mon, talk to me", this time he brough your hand to his lips, landing a small kiss on the back of it. You stared at him for few more seconds, before finally finding the courage to speak.

"What are we going to do, Kiba?"

His brows scrunched, a confusion written all over his face.

"What do you mean?"

You laid your free hand on your stomach, rubbing small circles on it and suddenly your eyes started to burn with tears. In your best try to blink them away, a few of them fell down your cheeks, catching your lover's attention. With one swift move, he was on the bed next to you, holding you in his arms, while your body kept shaking with sobs.

"I am just... so scared! I never thought I would be having twins... two babies! How are we going to manage with two babies? We can barely keep up with Akamaru! Oh my, I am alread-"

The rant was interrupted by Kiba, who pressed his finger against your mouth silencing you. Expecting a more defensive reaction from him, you were taken aback when he pressed his lips against your forehead, letting them linger for a while.

"Baby, we are in this together, yeah? We are going to manage, just like we always do", his eyes found yours while saying this and it was enough for all your racing thoughts to stop, allowing you to look realistically at the situation.

Your husband was right. It was hard to think of a time when you were not side by side - knowing each other since you were little kids, you've experienced everything together. Your first day at school, your first mission, your first kiss, your first party, your first promotion, your first intimacy, your first (and hopefully last) war... The list was long, yet there was still much to be added to it.

Your first pregnancy included.

"Stop doing that!", he scolded you, flicking you with his middle finger on the tip of your nose. Your brows immediately furrowed, a frown forming on your lips once you felt him do it a second time.

"Doing what?"

"Stressing about stuff", he grinned, reaching toward your face for a third time, which you manage to dodge by leaning back, "We are going to be fine, baby, I promise!"

Unable to stop the warmth from spreading inside your chest at the sound of his words, you leaned forward, softly capturing his lips with yours. The kiss was short and sweet, very different from the intense make out sessions you usually shared and which eventually got you to your current situation.

"I love you, Kiba", the words came out as a whisper once you pulled away from him and pressed your forehead against his.

"I love you too, baby", he said back, rubbing his nose against yours lovingly. Moments like these were rare - not only because living in the Inuzuka compound meant you rarely had any moments of privacy when you can allow yourself to be vulnerable, but also because you relationship was better described as flirty and teasing, rather than sweet and romantic.

True to himself, your husband let you enjoy this side of him just for a bit, before he ruined the moment once again.

"Damn, your hormones must be going crazy right now! You're changing moods faster than- OW!"

He rubbed his shoulder when you just hit him, sticking his tongue out when he noticed the unimpressed glare you gave him.

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"One more step... Here you go! Almost there!"

Following Kiba's voice, you gripped your lover's hand so hard in yours, he tried his best not to wince in pain. But hey, it was his idea to blindfold you when he picked you and your babies from the hospital, so he couldn't really complain, right?

"Kiba, I swear to Kami, if I fall down these stairs...", there was no need for you to finish the sentence for him to nervously gulp, letting out a nervous chuckle. Placing his palm on your lower back, he supported your body, making sure there is no risk for you to trip or lean backwards.

"Do you think I am going to let you fall down the stairs, silly?", he tried to joke, but he could tell by the low grumble that left your lips that you were not really amused by it.

When he first tried to put the cloth over your eyes, you refused to entertain his gimmicks. Being in a hospital for over two weeks after giving birth to your twin boys had mentally drained you and more than anything you just wanted to go home. Thankfully there was nothing wrong with you or your sons, but as this was the first pair of twins Sakura had treated, she insisted on keeping you for supervision longer than was really needed.

One thing about your husband, however, was that he was so stubborn it was almost impossible to fight him when he had his mind set on something. So after nearly half an hour of him whining he wanted to surprise you, you finally agreed to be blindfolded. He insisted carrying the twins on the clothed baby carrier his mother had handmade for you, placing one of the children in front of his chest, while the other one was comfortably resting on his back.

Much to your dismay and Kiba's happiness, your twin boys were an exact replica of their dad. Save for the eyes, which they both took from you, their brown hair, red cheek markings and face features were a clear indicator to which clan they belonged. This was a big stroke to your husband's ego and he never missed a chance to point out to you how they were going to grow up just like him.

"Okay, okay!", the man excitedly said after he let you through, what you assumed was, a door, "I am going to remove the blindfold now... Are you ready?"

"Yes, baby, I'm ready", you replied with a tired voice, yet there was a note of excitement in it. Your beloved was not usually one for surprises, so you were eager to see what he had prepared for you.

Without wasting a second, he moved behind you, untying the piece of cloth and sliding it from your head. Taking a few seconds to adjust to the light, you blinked a few times, before letting out a loud gasp.

Looking around, you found yourself in a completely new house... YOUR new house. It had most of the furniture from the home you shared with his mother, but you had noticed he intentionally left some of the interior to be finished by you.

So this is what he must have been doing during the past two months, when he kept having to leave the hospital early because he had "work to do". With a small laugh, your turned to him, carefully circling your arms around him, so you don't hurt any of the babies, who were curiously examining their new surrounding.

"Do you like it? I know for how long we've been talking about getting a house and now it felt like the right moment.."

"Like it? Baby, I love it!", you pressed a sweet kiss to his mouth, small tears of happiness forming in the corners of your eyes. Before you could say anything else, your attention was caught by the sound of distant barking. Turning around, you could see Akamaru running toward you, while wiggling his tail in excitement.

"Akamaru! Hi, my favourite boy!", you crouched down to his level, laughing once he attacked your face with wet kisses, "Yes, I'm excited to see you too! I missed you!"

"I thought I was your favourite boy...", Kiba muttered next to you and you playfully rolled your eyes, getting up to your feet.

"Aw, don't be jealous now! He is my favourite boy... with fur!"

Losing his interest in you, Akamaru start sniffing Kiba, circling his form, while letting out a bark at the new, unfamiliar family members. Carefully taking out the baby that was placed in the front of his chest, Kiba felt your hands doing the same with your second son strapped to his back.

Holding one baby each, both of you kneeled down, letting Akamaru take a sniff. Surprisingly, instead of being scared, the twins found the big white dog intriguing, as they tried to reach toward his face and grab his nose.

"Careful, boy!", Kiba warned, as he noticed Akamaru trying to lick one of the children, who in return wriggled uncomfortably in his arms, "They are too little for kisses like that... Be gentle!"

Understanding his owner's warning, the dog stepped back before sitting down, his eyes still traveling between both boys, studying them.

"Good boy", you praised him, before putting your hand out for him to put his paw in. Once he did, you let the baby in your arms reach toward the paw as well, smiling as you saw Akamaru wiggle his tail at the touch, "Oh, you already love each other, huh?"

"Of course they do, they are all Inuzuka, after all", Kiba said smugly, bouncing one of your twins on his knee. Clicking your togue, you stood up, eager to explore the rest of the house.

Your husband swiftly followed, taking it upon himself to give you a tour of the project he has been working on for months. To say you were impressed would be too weak of a description of how you were feeling right now - you were absolutely amazed at the amount of effort he put into making this place your own.

He had already prepared a nursery for the babies, with its own bathroom and closet, as well as two empty rooms, which would turn into your children's rooms once they grow old enough to be separated. There were a big bathroom, kitchen and a dining room, all of which were looking over the nearby forest.

At the end of the corridor and next to the nursery was your own bedroom, which was spacious and light, with a backdoor leading to a small garden.

"And this is our room... You know, where I will make sure you carry another set of twins soon!"

Gasping, you lightly hit his arm, your face going bright red at his words. He only laughed, smacking your bum with his free hand, before heading to the twins' room to put the one he was holding to sleep.

Looking at the baby in your arms, who was looking at you curiously, you shook your head, a small smile playing on your lips.

"Please don't turn out to have your dad's personality or I may actually go crazy."

cc artwork: Joanne Tran