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I need another day of the departed episode but Lloyd just lights a lantern for his dad while staring at resurrected Garmadon

Lloyd: [lights lantern]

Garmadon: Who is that for?

Lloyd, without breaking eye contact: You.

Garmadon: I am not dead. Not anymore, at least.

Lloyd: You are to me.

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Kon, having just found out one of Tim’s contingencies for him involves turning him into a worm

Kon: …

Kon: Hey Tim? Wo–

Tim: yes I’d still love you if you were a worm

Kon: I’m oddly okay with this plan

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Dick:(looking away slightly guilty) did you know I didn’t come to your funeral? Bruce didn’t tell me

Jason:

Jason: (shrugs) well there’s always the next one

Dick: I-

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Dick: LOOK! ITS MY ITSY BITSY BABY BROTHER!

Jason: are you talking about tim or damian?

Dick: Tim is itsy bitsy, Damian is eensy weensy.

Jason: well “eensy weensy” looks about ready to kill you and “itsy bitsy” looks like he’ll help.

Dick: aww! they’re bonding!

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Bro got rabies for a second😭

NO ONE TALKS ABOUT HOW COLE RANDOMLY STARTS HUFFING. HE ACTS KINDA ZESTY BEING CONTROLLED???

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When do I not?

feeling so strong about ninjago rn

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Isn't Jay like... canonically really pretty? I mean his dad was an actor and his mum was LIBBER, guys. LIBBER.

...

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"The ninja wouldn't be older adults in dragons rising!!" Uh huh. Anyways they're "grown up" teenagers in the Oni trilogy which likely means 18-19, and then were likely in their early 20s in the 11 minute era (bc it happens over ~2 years at least because it was a year between seabound and crystallized). There's then an unknown time period between crystallized and the merge, likely multiple years, because Frohicky heard about the ninja BEFORE the merge as a tadpole. Then there are multiple years between the merge and the ninja reuniting in DR, because sora and arin grew up CONSIDERABLY, as well as Nya. Outright saying the merge was years ago.

I think the youngest the ninja would logically be if we're looking from what vague things we know abt the time between the oni trilogy to now is early 30s, maybe late 20s if you really try to make those year amounts as small as possible

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Depression is such a funny thing.

cause what do you mean this time last year (and every year since I was 15) I was rotting in bed, looking at my graveyard of hobbies and passions, praying to god for an answer as to WHY i was forced to be this way and begging him to take my life.

I wanted to draw and write and dance and cosplay, but I physically couldn't.

I moved to Uni, made real friends for the first time in my life, and all of a sudden;

My life was back.

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New AU! Haven't had one of these in a while

Morro cannot die. He just can't. Every time he receives an injury or whatnot that should kill him he completely heals, good as new. Side effect is immortality, with his body basically freezing at age 20.

It was convenient at first, back when he was looking for the toomb. It was a nightmare when The Preeminent and the ghosts found him, able to torture him with no lasting consequences and having an indestructible soldier. It was annoying after the cursed realm fell and all he wanted was to rest in peace. Now that he's had a redemption arc and joined the ninja its complicated. On one hand it lets him protect his friends from things that should end them! On the other hand God dammit Morro stop sacrificing yourself that's the FOURTH TIME THIS MONTH.

Morro gets brought to a hospital dying from a fatal injury and they call the ninja to come say bye to him and Lloyd just sighs, "For fucks sake not again" to the confusion of the nurses.

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Garmadon and Morro and their stupidity in the departed realm, part 4:

Morro: Garmadon.

Garmadon: Yes?

Morro: no, Garmadon-

Garmadon: What is it this time, child?

Morro: this is kidnapping.

Garmadon: *carrying Morro over his shoulder.* You must be a child to be kidnapped, Morro.

Morro: what exactly classifies as a kid to you.

Garmadon: Hm..I suppose a child is under 25 years. Mentally speaking for most Ninjagians, though for me and Wu I’d say somewhere around 5017 years?

Morro:….God, you’re old.

Garmadon: Wha-I am not-

Morro: besides the point, Garmadon how bloody old do you think i am???

Garmadon: Well…are you not 28?

Morro: excuse me. TWENTY EIGHT??

Garmadon: Ah, was I off? I did always assume you may just look a tad young for your age of 34.

Morro: THIRTYYY FOURRRRR???? YOU THINK IM THIRTY FOUR??

Garmadon: …Yes? Was I still a bit off?? *Garmadon, who is now thinking Morro might be in his early forties with great genes or skincare, everyone.*

Morro: Garmadon oh my GOD.

Morro: IM EIGHTEEN.

Garmadon:

Garmadon:

Garmadon: YOU’RE A BABY??????

Morro: A BABYY?????

Morro: I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRY I’M SORRYYYYYY-

Garmadon: RUNNING WILL NOT PROTECT YOU FROM YOUR FATE, CHILD!

Morro: I DIDN’T KNOW!

Garmadon: HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY NOT KNOW?!

Morro: WELL ITS NOT EVERYDAY YOU LEARN THE GARMADON COULD-

Garmadon: Finish that damn sentence. I dare you.

Morro: …no?

Garmadon: Ah, Morro! There you are, I was wondering-

Morro: Everyday I question my very existence. The overwhelming guilt that transcends my body feels as though it is choking me from the inside out. Like claws are scratching at my throat, golden coloured and dusted red with the insides of my very being. The regret that flows between my eyelids as I storm through a stampede of memories of what once was constantly fills my brain with tears of longing. I wonder, on a daily, what destiny had out for me. Did my endless running from my fate, only lead to the inevitability of my end?

Garmadon: ….Please, for the love of everything good, get therapy.

Morro: but then i don’t get to trauma dump on you at random :(

Morro: hey, Garmadon?

Garmadon: *smacks his hand onto Morro’s face and pushes him into the grass* You ask too many questions.

Morro: ow what-

Morro: personally, i think four legs would’ve been cooler.

Garmadon: Personally, I think green on black is an ugly combination.

Morro: *clutches his hair* well, personally, i think having red eyes just makes you look like a dumb cartoon character!

Garmadon: Wha- then personally, I think having a dirty gi on for decades is bad hygiene!

Morro: you and i both know i can’t change that! And personally, i think aging over a thousand years in just ten means you aged like milk!

Garmadon: And I think not aging at all for over four decades is just plain stupid!

Morro: wELL EXCUSE ME FOR DYING-

*in the distance (like a few feet away) two figures stand*

Cryptor:….what are they even doing?

Mystake: *pouring tea* hm?

Cryptor: I mean, why are they arguing like two toddlers??

Mystake: Ah, well.*sips tea* That maybe my fault.

Cryptor:…what did you do?

Mystake: I may, or may not, have accidentally given them the great idea of releasing their pent up anger through childish insults. It was only a coincidence they both chose each other as their victims. *grimaces as the voices get louder*

Cryptor: Well, *grabs a tea cup* it makes for good entertainment.

Garmadon: I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES!-

I find my self hilarious, guys please i think this is better then part 3 maybe hopefully possibly. The one with morro running away is something you can just lowkey assume on what morro found out/did (i like to think its cause Morro found out if you pull a dragons tail hard enough they jump onto the nearest, and tallest, thing and hold on for dear life like a cat whilst hissing, Garmadon hates it). The first one is under the impression they’re all still green. Also i was thinking of that meme audio about guessing someone’s age and each time it gets higher the person screams. If you know what I’m talking about.

Is this me trying to sell my Cryptor and Morro duo to you guys? As Garmadon’s students? Maybe. Also Mystake I love her guys her death was honestly heartbreaking to me.

Also if you wanna find the other parts I think clicking the tempest duo tag will show them.

Guys please i swear I’m funny-

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Pairing: Ninja x OC (platonic)

Summary: A mysterious rift between time and magic tears the fabric of the realms. Yuki, the master of magic, the purple ninja and the queen of ninjago, must find the powerful spell to fix this. In an unexpected twist, the team is transported into the depths of Yuki's spell book. The ninja must navigate through the chapters and memories of all the queens, finding the thing that is jeopardizing peace.

In a risky race, the ninja must piece together fragments of memories to uncover the truth. Will they succeed in fixing the rift? Or will Dark secrets unravel a mystery that changes the fate of everything?

Genre: fantasy, dystopian, adventure, psychological Horror

Warnings: blood, fighting, gore, mentions of abuse, mentions of bullying, mentions of death, parent death, sibling death, eldest daughter trauma (iykyk), childhood trauma (lmk if I miss something)

Featuring: OC, Lloyd, Kai, Jay, Nya, Cole, Zane, Morro, Sensei Wu

Status: ONGOING

Started: 19/01/2024

Updates will be slower now as I'm back in uni and preparing for finals.

Word Count (so far): 9220

a/n: this is an additional season plot that i wrote, it most likely takes place somewhere after the Hands of Time. This is also an AU where Morro gets kicked back into being mortal so he's on the team too, for the sake of the story they get along. This will be dark so you have been warned.

For Hannah,

Because you always put up with my crazy bullshit even when we're 2000 miles away and there's an 8 hour time difference.

The Forces Of Destiny Playlist

PART I | Whispers of the Mirror

PART II | Lunar Dissonance

PART III | Regal Reflections

PART IV | Sucked In

PART V | Beyond the Mirrors Sorrow

PART VI | Veil of Torment

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A fanfic scene in which y/n has just given birth and is letting Lloyd name his son

Y/n: So what do you want to name him?

Lloyd: Let’s name him… Garmadon.

Y/n: No. Choose something else.

Lloyd: But why not!

Y/n: Because his last name is already Garmadon! We’re not naming our son Garmadon Garmadon!

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Uh something something Nightwing goes to kill Joker after Jason's death and joker says "Everyone knows the bats don't kill!" And then Nightwing says "I'm not a bat, I'm a robin" ..aaaaanyways, crinkle cut or waffle fries??

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I think I forgot to post this here, but here was my participation towards @zayrenvie DTIYS featuring my OC Yuki !

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In my ninjago rewrite and my own books Lloyd and Yuki full on went from friends-lovers-friends-(SLIGHT TWINGE of enemies)-strangers- lovers

Yeah the crystallised and Dragons Rising rewrite is gonna be insane