#Hatake Kakashi

[bucket-hat-benjamin]

HAHHHHAHHHA THAT LAST PANEL WTH KAKASHI OMG

dumbass sh it i made

[oh-no-its-bird]

Ok so, thinking about this post, specifically the "dumb au where the Uchiha just really like Kakashi for some reason (clan stuff??)" part, and it got me thinking;

AU where the Hatake's have a reputation for being "good luck charm" to the point where some clans view them as genuine symbols of prosperity, and marrying one / getting one to join your family in some way is supposed to bless you, your family, and your fields for as long as they remain yours

Maybe their white chakra specifically is actually some sort of good luck thing? Idk, but like, there's that abstract idea.

"The Hatake, with their steely hair and blessed white chakra said to bless any fortunate enough to see it"

Could totally mash this in with the Sexyman Sakumo agenda and say part of his insane popularity was bc of the rumors about how his bloodline limit is supposed to give fortune to any who might tie him down

Oooo what if after his mission gone wrong, the rumors and reputation twists and suddenly people are saying no, they got it opposite, the Hatake's bring bad luck

Then Sakumo offs himself and Kakashi suddenly has to live with the reputation of being a bad luck charm

Could be fun.

Anyways, rewinding:

Gonna think ab the warring states with this idea first.

So, half Hatake Tobirama, right? Senju Butsama marrying a Hatake woman would be such a power move for him,,,

Oh my god wait ok: Something about the Senju clan and their planty stuff, then marrying a Hatake woman said to bring prosperity to their "clan and crops" is so good.

And then she also goes and proves it right by popping out the first mokuton baby in forever

So fun !!

I like the idea that their luck is said to specifically be in their white chakra, so like. None of the Senju boys being born with white chakra and their dad being upset by it bc that means the luck wasn't passed down. But Tobirama, being an albino, looks pretty Hatake so maybe some of the charm passed onto him...?

(It hadn't, but there's some fun to be had in the belief that it had.)

Tobirama never marries in part because he has no interest in it, and in part because many of those who approached him only wanted him for his supposed 'Hatake Luck'

You could so easily turn this into sort of a parody to a blessed eyes au by rolling with Tobirama having the social flex of being a Hatake, a good luck charm in human form.

Skipping back ahead to Kohona back to Kakashi— umm supposed "bad luck" Hatake Kakashi (to the general population of Kohona) being fuckin pspsps'ed at by the older clans who know Hatake's are good luck and are so trying to get him to join their clan (and bring them luck)

He's an orphan now!!! That means he's free realestate!!! Pspsps cmere little boy come let the nice old clan people adopt you teehee <3

This was meant to be a funny silly lighthearted thing but I can see several ugly paths to take with that actually. Let's stick to lighthearted fun for now tho

Ummm Obito actually survives the rock fall bc of Kakashi's Hatake luck, pass it on. He so should have died but he didn't and it's bc of Kakashi taking him as his "best friend" and suddenly boom, luck.

Ooo maybe when they swap eyes, uh, yk, Kakashi's eye has a bit of white chakra in it and now it's in Obito.

So now Obito suddenly has this double conundrum of "physically has a Hatake's white chakra in him (in his eye, even, which is a culturally and spiritually significant body part to highlight)

And he's considered family by Kakashi, who Kakashi thinks of (and unknowingly sends good luck towards) every day,,,,

Obito's plans keep going so well even when he does a half assed job at them bc of the fucking Hatake blessing Kakashi unknowingly placed on him, pass it on

Alternativley: silly fluffy 'everythings good and nothing hurts' au that's just older Kakashi being aggressively pursued by people both bc hes hot and also the Hatake luck.

Mothers want to adopt him to get him into their clan and fathers want to fuc—

Sorry what was I saying?

Anyways

Good luck charm Kohona sexy man Sakumo and his son Kakashi who grows up into a good luck charm Kohona sexyman himself....

Hatake good luck charm au. Make it happen. I believe in us

[spacealligator]

I love writing Kakashi experiencing unpleasent symptons when he's in love, like, this man hasn't known anything good in his life since he was 5, when he feels happiness and love his first thought is that he's dying of heart failure or a stroke

[bonanza-tact]

Your kakairu omegaverse is so cute! Could we possibly get more kohari interacting with iruka and kakashi?

Showing her the new members of the family

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Iruka: Captain Yamato has asked me to talk to you about your new Anbu training proposal. The one where you are going to ask rookies to clear out the traps made by Academy students by hand...and without chakra.

Kakashi: Brilliant, isn't it?

Iruka: Love, someone will die.

Kakashi: Of fun!

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

By Masashi Kishimoto

[ohai-here]

"please don't fight, I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt me!"

[ssnowysparkle]

[lazy id text: you brought me back to life. just let me be someone who deserves it.]

[every-kakashi]

[kakashiskunai25]

[turkishmaitogai]

reading kakashi retsuden for the first time and wowww it's so so good. theres a lot to say about it but i cannot stop thinking about one specific part.

"And now he was the needle on the compass Kakashi used to guide him on his path forward."

i'm miserable.

[evilkitten3]

RIGHT???

The fact that Kakashi didn’t have a full on mental breakdown at this moment is amazing.

[kkirincorrectquotes]

Kakashi *tries to be suave: You know how I roll.

Iruka: I do know how you rolled into a pile of dung at the foot of a hill that one time.

Kakashi:

Iruka: What? You think the kids would keep that from me? You had Team 7 for like 6 months. I've held their hands since they were learning to write from templates.

[kokodrawings]

Artober day 1: Minato's kids

[ziegenkind094]

end his suffering