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he doesn’t say it anymore

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poke

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Only you will appreciate this @senjutsunade

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"Maa maa...shout any louder and they just might hear you in Purgatory, Tsunade-sama." He drawled, his slack, detached expression a stark contrast to the steady scribble of his pencil.

"I fall short on getting the good discount coupons on my own merit. Imagine if the retailers and consumer boards catch wind that I associate with a hardened criminal, hmm. I'll have to kiss my days of affording the good laundry detergent goodbye."

A russtle of paper followed his statement, coupled with a few more scribbles.

"Ano..........It asks here if the accused's friends and family consider her a flight risk and/or a threat to public safety and security...what do you reckon, Kohai-kun? Will she kidnap Mr Coffee Maker and make us drive her to the nearest border?"

@senjutsunade @uchihaa-itachi

*RATTLES HARDER AND LOUDER*

@uchihaa-itachi

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Alright then, Just Kakashi. Another very important question: which of your ninken was the cutest as a puppy?

Aa well, I'm fairly certain that all of them were cute in their own right. I met the majority of the pack, when they were already grown and headed by my father, so I didn't get to see them as pups. Ninken are supposed to be partners in battle, so pups don't get to contract or be summoned; not until their skills have been honed and they will be deemed an asset, rather than a liability in a fight. With that said, there is a long standing tradition between the Hatake and the Inu spirits they summon where the clan head will introduce any new offspring to his pack and the pack will introduce any of their new pups to the clan head. As such, I did get to meet some puppies, even if they don't necessarily form part of the main summoning pack at present. The closest we have to a puppy is Bisuke, and I can already feel his proverbial whine through the veil.

|| More Headcanons on the pack and summoning here.

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Growing Baby Eggplant Timelapse!

source

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Zhshenwiduebakwoehabdi !!!

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Plum sake happy hour arrived early, I see. No one tell Gai, or Lady Tsunade.

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Honestly. I don't need a substantial, wholly undeserving title looming over my head as a reason to give out pets to any of our stray, four-legged friends.

They need them as much as I do.

@senjutsunade

What is the funniest / stupidest injury/illness you had to treat?

"Hatake Kakashi's chronic tardiness, which I personally classify as a debilitating ailment. But the real highlight? His severe allergic reaction to the mere idea of becoming Hokage. Symptoms included excessive sighing, sudden bouts of convenient disappearances, and an unrelenting need to pet every stray animal in the vicinity to avoid responsibility. Truly a medical mystery—and a headache for the rest of us."

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A very important question, Mr. Kakashi: would you use a calendar with puppy pictures every month?

Ah. Please drop the 'mister' bit. Just Kakashi is fine. As shinobi, we all have our little habbits and coping mechanisms, ne.

Staring at 'All-Snout-September' seems cheaper and far less bothersome than being sighed at by a Yamanaka.

The answer is yes.

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Omedetou, Tsunade-sama. Keep in mind Lord Second's social development policy on the treatment of frail, older persons when taking action. Also the rotation of guards. They go on lunch at two.

@senjutsunade

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#mood

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Target acquired.

Incoming snowball.

SPLAT!

@idreamofdango @wolfdemonofkonoha

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Maa...maa... If I didn't know any better, I'd say you wanted to start something.

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If you had to choose between 200 bucks and a mystery 🎁 what would you choose?

I'm a shinobi, Anon-san.

We don't really do mystery boxes, hm.

I'm also fresh out of whole, standard issue fits. Getting this one singed, stained or covered in gunk would be a serious embargo.

It's best to reconsider your next course of action.

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Having a good festive?

Well enough.

Spent most of it out of the village.

No rest for the wicked, ne.

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Maa...All of the onlookers had their eyes closed to guard against the Sharingan. There are no witnesses. You just have to trust that it was a conventional Shinobi slump. @senjutsunade

mr. chakra exhaustion getting bullied by the president

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|| Uhuh. Your discontent has been noted and filed with the Bureau of Admin.

Question have we now settled on the gate headcanon being included in this, or is that still in dispute?

@senjutsunade @minaa-munch

ooc;

I hate you two right about now... @konohagakurekakashi, @minaa-munch

My fingers hurt and my feelings hurt even more.

Whose dumb idea was the Survivors Guilt verse? >>