#Konohagakurekakashi

[konohagakurekakashi]

Do the Ninken actually stay with you?

Hmm...no.

Although they are very cute and sometimes stay for treats and well-deserved belly rubs, the ninken are not pets. They are skilled comrades that live in their own realm and only enter ours when summoned. Keeping them here for long periods at a time costs chakra.

That's not to say that they aren't around during down time, though. ♡

[senjutsunade]

Mission - Vengeance Outfit Upgrade

Note: @konohagakurekakashi - cuz....ya know! uwu

Tsunade stormed toward yet another shop, marching through the streets like a general preparing for battle, fully expecting Kakashi to follow—or face her wrath if he didn’t. The Jōnin trailed behind her like a prisoner being marched to the gallows, his usual slouch more pronounced, and that infuriating little orange book tucked under his free arm.

How he managed to make a day of torment look like an inconvenience was beyond her.

“Pick up the pace, you lazy brat," Tsunade was on a relentless hunt for an outfit suitable for some ridiculous event the Daimyo had invited the Hokage to attend—an event she wouldn’t have bothered with if not for Kakashi’s insufferable meddling. That cunning brat had somehow managed to rope her into accompanying him, no doubt expecting a shared sense of misery. Well, if he wanted a partner in suffering, she was making sure this partnership got a spectacularly annoying head start.

The market district was alive with the buzz of commerce: merchants shouting over one another to hawk their wares, the metallic clink of coins exchanging hands, and the tantalizing scent of freshly grilled dango. Normally, Tsunade avoided this circus like the plague. Crowds and noise? Pass. But today, this chaos was her playground, and Kakashi was her toy.

“Ah, Hokage-sama! Rukodaime-sama!” A vendor called, “Please, come in and—”

“Not interested,” Tsunade said, waving him off without slowing her stride. Her sandals clacked purposefully against the cobblestones as she dragged Kakashi into the next boutique.

This particular shop was an explosion of silk and satin. Colors too loud to exist in nature assaulted her eyes, racks of kimonos stood like soldiers in a riot of gaudy patterns, and the cloying scent of lavender incense clung to the air. Tsunade wrinkled her nose. She snapped her fingers at a hapless salesgirl who had been hovering nervously nearby. “You. Bring me your best kimonos." Turning to look at Kakashi…well, his visible eye betrayed nothing. But Tsunade could feel the judgment rolling off him in waves.

Good. Let him stew. This was only the beginning. A manic glint in her eyes promised as much

The girl had quickly scurried away, returning moments later with an armful of options. Tsunade’s expression twisted into something between horror and disdain as the first kimono was unveiled—a monstrosity in orange, emblazoned with swirls of bright yellow and, oh sweet heavens, fish cakes.

"Are you daft?" the godaime snapped, radiating disdain.

“Do I look like Uzumaki Naruto to you? Or did the fish cake pattern scream future Hokage fashion trend?”

[konohagakurekakashi]

The great thing about being a Shinobi...all the sights the continent has to offer on the way to the best sight of them all, the familiar gates of Konohagakure....

[konohagakurekakashi]

When Kakashi wakes up he walks around the village and is greeted by the sight of green jumpsuits. Ninja, merchants, grandparents and babies all wearing green jumpsuits. Cries of the power of youth fill the air. If he listened carefully he could even hear infants babbling the word yout. Sunsets popup all around the village. What does Kakashi do?

Maa........

He stabs himself...obviously.

Right in the thigh with a kunai.

Flooding the 'pain' receptors in his peripheral tissue with outside stimuli must be the only way to break out of such a ridiculously, powerful Genjutsu.

[senjutsunade]

Head Canons - Tsunade and Kakashi

Penned with @konohagakurekakashi and so they are our exclusive property. Narnian craziness ahoy.

❃ A lot of her soldiers are scared of  her brute strength and her altering emotions (as they should be), yet this has the effect of people rarely being honest with her or providing her with their honest opinions, choosing instead to give her the answers they think she wants to hear. This has never been a problem with Kakashi. He always manages to provide her with the hard truth even at the expense of a pen to the forehead. ❃ With that said Kakashi rarely bothers to move out of the way of her flying projectiles...even though they both know that he could avoid the collision without hassle--resulting in many an ink stain on his flak jacket and a broken nose due to an eraser made bullet. He only draws the line when stationary morphs into tables and (formerly built-in) bookcases as he still has a few things to mark off of his bucket list. ❃ He makes a show of sassing her pertaining his workload and nitpicks about unnecessary details... But really... She is probably the Kunōichi he has the utmost respect for and would probably down a vat of vinegar if she deemed it necessary for his health. [which, let's be honest, probably happened at some point - but with soy sauce instead of vinegar] ❃ Kakashi once had to borrow one of Tsunade's tops...as he was half-way in the shower when the village alarms blared a state of emergency. He remembered his mask and weapon's pouch... Yet his standard blue shirt lay forgotten in a pile on his bathroom floor-along with his dignity. When Tenzo (the treacherous Kohai) refused to be the better man and provide him with his own... Kakashi had no choice but to turn his imploring gaze on his Hokage and really she was the one who insisted he cover his chest in the first place. ❃ Kakashi always ends up as Tsunade's test dummy for new medicines. He honestly doesn't know what he did in his past life, but somehow he manages to make due. Luckily the woman is a true master in her field and he's only ever gotten a rash in the shape of bananas, passed out for four days straight and once went for a month where everything tasted like salt, including sugar, as an outcome- Really it could have been worse.

❃ Tsunade is one of the few (still living) that has seen Kakashi without his mask. Mainly due to the fact that she is the only one able to successfully stampede over his terrible, bedside manner to do some actual healing. He only ever attended his annual physicals when Tsunade was in the village. 

❃ Kakashi knows how Tsunade takes her tea and what flavour dumplings she likes and had to use said knowledge on numerous occasions to avoid rewriting a mission report or two.

❃ Kakashi is Tsunade’s preferred sparring partner when she eventually wants to spar [all the documents can result in stiff joints ne] - any other Jonin is welcome to join. If they win against her, they get a day off but if she wins, they get to foot her bar bill for the day. 

❃❃❃

❃ After her return to the village, she pauses at the doorway of his hospital room. She knows who he is, of course. Jiraiya had often spoken of Kakashi, in recent years, and she knew he was team seven's sensei.  Yet seeing him now, a man where a boy once stood, is a jarring reminder of the years she lost. She remembers the sullen child who shadowed Minato, the silent figure trailing behind Sakumo. To see that boy now, grown but still carrying the weight of his past, is bittersweet.

❃ When she first summons Kakashi to her office, Shizune warns her he’ll be at least three hours late. It’s a rumor confirmed by Izumo and Kotetsu’s sheepish glances. Kakashi never makes it to meetings on time. Yet here he is, slumped against her office wall at the exact appointed hour. Present shinobi  gawk, amazement evident in their eyes. How had she managed this? She hasn’t a clue. Months later, Kakashi lets slip that he wasn’t about to disrespect her on their first meeting.

❃ If someone asked how their camaraderie began, Tsunade couldn’t pinpoint a specific moment. Was it their shared insomnia, their late-night encounters at the memorial stone, or Kakashi’s unwavering loyalty since the first order she gave him? Since her return, she’s found an unexpected confidant in him.

❃ If he’s in the village, Kakashi has an uncanny ability to appear in her office with a bag of snacks whenever she’s on edge after dispatching a team against the Akatsuki. Initially, it annoyed her. Eventually, it became something she relied on.

❃ Despite bearing the title, Tsunade never truly feels worthy of being Hokage. Her inner turmoil, concealed from all, is perceptible only to Kakashi. He confronts her in his usual terse and straightforward manner, asserting that she is the village’s best hope. After enduring his lecture, she snaps that his voice is giving her a migraine. Yet, the silent gratitude in her eyes is the most her pride permits her to reveal in such a vulnerable moment.

❃ Staying true to her sadistic nature, and because she’d rather have an accomplice if she loses patience and snaps at the old prunes, she starts dragging Kakashi to council meetings. After one particularly frustrating session, she storms out, only to return seconds later to drag him with her to a bar. There, she proceeds to get wasted while Kakashi ends up footing the bill. Ironic, considering he’s notorious for making others pay his tabs. Now he’s met his match. They have their own little corner in the izakaya by now, especially with how many times the elders like to question Tsunade on her decisions. Even on simple things like the guard rotation. It would be private enough that Kakashi wouldn't have to sip the sake through the fabric of his mask and Tsunade's loud thumps against the table every time she wants to emphasize a point, would not scare off the other patrons.

❃ Gai came across them in their corner and thought it a good idea to challenge the Godaime and Kakashi to a drink off. Kakashi had the state of mind to slip the poor, potted furn in his corner the majority of his drinks as someone needed to keep a clear-ish head amongst them. Tables were splintered and Kakashi  and no less than two Anbu, dislocated a shoulder trying to keep them from furthering their competition to an arm wrestle. Surprisingly it generated quite the crowd, so the owners weren't too disgruntled. Kakashi did have to give them a shoot of Mr Ukki to make up for killing their furn however.

❃ For some reason, Kakashi and Shizune can not seem to get along at all. Which is a huge source of amusement for Tsunade. She has an ever ongoing bet with Izomo and Kotetsu on which one of the two would snap first, each time they are in her office together. Much to her amusement (and to the terror of her accounts) it is Tsunade's usually very reserved apprentice who keeps losing.

❃ Every time Tsunade gets a letter from Jiraiya about Naruto and his progress, she 'forgets' to put it away and just leaves it laying on her desk. She never questions the letter's disappearance following meetings with Kakashi.

❃ The whole situation with Hiruko shakes Tsunade up and makes her realize exactly how much she has come to depend on Kakashi. As a Hokage she sees him as her right hand. Personally, she considers him to be someone who has managed to fill in the gap her teammates left her with. And so she is hurt. She understands why he made her put the seal on him. It is logical. As Hokage it is indeed the right thing to do - which is why she goes through with it. Doesn't mean she forgives him for putting her into that situation. She feels betrayed and cuts him off for the next few months. It takes a while before she manages to get over it.

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@konohagakurekakashi

[konohagakurekakashi]

"Happy Birthday Kakashi Sensei!" (From,Sakura Haruno.)

Link to original Image: https://x.com/BrentonsArt/status/1695469563456921700

Aa...Thank you, Sakura. There was no need to get me anything. You should spend your mission earnings on yourself. You worked hard for your Ryō and I wouldn't want to put one of my favourite students out of pocket.

He won't deny that he's curious however, seeing as the neatly wrapped gift is distinctly book-shaped.

[minaa-munch]

@konohagakurekakashi -- as a recognized (by the Narnian inhabitants) authority on chibi-kashi, could you confirm whether this was Kakachibi's facial expression every time Minato would show him off as his prized pupil?

Artober day 2: S-rank mission

[senjutsunade]

Hokage diaries--

You need SPITE to be a good Hokage. Debate.

@konohagakurekakashi & @minaa-munch

[minaa-munch]

What do you do in rl?

Live off spite

@senjutsunade and @konohagakurekakashi are comrade in arms u-u

[konohagakurekakashi]

"There's your birthday gift!" points at the 4 feet tall pile of reports awaiting his attention. "I'd recommend starting on them as soon as you can if you plan to leave this office before tomorrow."

He blinked at the stack she pointed out, the urge to see what would happen if he just kicked the heap of reports (all most likely newly-minted, Genin, D-ranks if the saccharine smirk coiling at the Kage's mouth was anything to go by) growing by the minute. He shifted on his feet, the fantasy of a paper drizzle, only reeled in by the equally vivid vision of a downpour of miss-matched office furniture following in its wake. He was getting old now, he didn't heal as quickly as he used to, best to avoid that one.

"Maa....just what I always wanted."

His tone couldn't get any more blasé if he tried, dull gaze shifting from the stack of ink and dead trees, to the Godaime.

"You shouldn't have, Tsunade-sama...........Really."

[senjutsunade]

~ANBU Detective Agency~

#Blind Incandescence - Head Cannons Content from the collective madness that is Narnia's 3 lunatics - penned by Crazy Insomniac (CI), Finger Seizure (FS) and Typo Queen (TQ).

ANBU Structure

♦ Mr Coffee maker is the most productive agent of ANBU.

♦ The board members are Shimura Danzo, Sarutobi Hiruzen, Utatane Koharu Mitokado Homura, Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama. They fund the ANBU and are the cause of endless migraines. Danzo's demands for random audits may some day end with Tsunade being charged for murder.

♦ Izumo and Kotetsu are the receptionists. Izumo is incharge of filing and Kotetsu is incharge of phone calls. Which is why almost no paper gets filed and barely any calls (especially from the board members) are ever picked up.

♦ Homicide and organized crime Unit - lead by Tsunade. Itachi and Kakashi are her personal headaches/ hand-selected team members. They deal with cases no one wants to touch with a ten foot pole. 

♦ Marital Affairs Unit - members are Kurenai, Asuma and Anko. This is the unit that brings in the most money.  

♦ Insurance Fraud Unit - Genma, Raido and Gai - Gai's youthfulness is what keeps the other two sane.  

♦ Missing persons Unit: Tsume and Shibi 

♦ Cult investigation: Hidan, Sasori, Kisame - the rest of the agency tends to stay away from them.

♦ Narcotics Unit: Inoichi and Shikaku...its kind of their expertise.

♦ Forensic team: Yamato, Hayate, Yugao, Kabuto, Deidara

♦ Ibiki is in charge of interrogation. Anko assists at times. 

♦ Kakazu is the accountant - no one ever gets paid on time.

♦ Orochimaru is the Medical Examiner / resident terror of the agency. Naruto loves him.

When ever Tsunade has a mad scientist moment (she misses holding a scalpel) she tries to go to Orochimaru's lab in desperate hopes he'll let her assist him - the bastard always slaps her hand away, pushes her out of the lab and shuts the door in her face with a smug smirk as if taunting her for not finishing med school.  Naruto is the only one who has complete access to the lab. If one would dare to venture down to Orochimaru's 'dungeons' they would often find the chibi babbling the ME's ear off about what happened in school that day with said ME responding to the babbling while dissecting dead bodies. Good thing his school teachers think Naruto is just a very creative child. 

Tsunade dislikes the favoritism Orochimaru shows. She was the first blond in his life after all. She should have more privileges.

♦ Akatsuki Law - a VERY successful Law agency run by Nagato, Yahiko and Konan. They provide FORCED free services to ANBU because Tsunade insists that’s what family does and Nagato wishes he was cousins with anyone but her. 

♦ Any press conferences that require ANBU presence are dealt with either from a member of the department in question. Itachi, Tsunade and Kakashi stay in the shadows since their roles require them to keep a low profile. 

♦ Social events that require their presence are Senju And Uchiha family related and Tsuande and Itachi attend them. Itachi with a poker face and Tsuande with endless whining. 

♦ Kakashi is incharge of attending all of Naruto’s Parent/Teacher conferences. There is always a bet ongoing regarding how many dates the Hatake will have by the time he returns the next day. 

Tsunade went to one of Naru's parent teacher conferences --  It's ironically the same elementary school that Tsunade herself attended with Orochimaru and Jiraiya since Jiraiya stayed in his family home while the other two moved away.  Unfortunately, the principal remembered Tsunade. She remembered the blonde menace for that one time she had snuck toads into the classroom during recess (she was good at bullying Jiraiya and Jiraiya was good at catching toads) and had left them in the desks of all the girls that had been giving her a hard time for liking to spend all her time with boys (Jira and Oro). The screams once the students had returned and had toads leap on them had shaken the school.  Then there was the time the blonde nightmare had snuck in Orochimaru's new pet snake (without his permission or knowledge at that) and had gone around telling girls it was her new designer scarf. Suffice to say - no one was amused with her prank. Orochimaru had actually not talked to her for a week.  The principal remembered all these things -- that should have been bad enough right? But this is Tsunade we are talking about. And as her luck would have it --  While trying to act like a responsible adult...she notices the janitor and...recalls that the man is actually a suspect in one of her ongoing investigations - only they hadn't been able to find him - until now. She runs after him, tackles him, breaks furniture, swears up a storm that leaves parents, teachers and students traumatized and stumbles out of the school premises with a bleeding split lip, torn clothing, a limp and a murder suspect.  She wants to sue the school for endangering students. They want to sue her for property damage. Nagato swears he has white hair since that week. Tsuande says his hair is still blinding enough and tells him to get out of her office.  Suffice to say, Tsunade is never allowed to come back to Konoha Elementary School. .

 @konohagakurekakashi & @uchihaa-itachi.

[minaa-munch]

Tsunade: I don't know what direction life's gonna take me. That makes me question my abilities.

Minato: We're Hokage. We make our own directions +_+

Kakashi: -is busy discovering the joy of chai latte-

@senjutsunade @konohagakurekakashi

[the-world-of-dew]

I died long ago

then someday

somehow

I got stirred up

art by  Shibuz4

[swirleysarefun]

More like they caught your personality ;-;

Ninken don't forgive or forget.

[uchihaa-itachi]

Large curious hues stared at the assortment of herbs and dry ingredients peeking from within the cheap plastic - he could identify daikon, umeboshi, dried carrots...trailing off, his eyes narrowed at what looked like shredded parchment.

Etto...rice crackers? 

“...”

What had happened to the ‘just-add-hot-water’ packs they had gotten used to? They had been so convenient, even for his kitchen-kultz prone fingers. Releasing a minuscule sigh at the thought, his gaze flickered to the lone, rusty (and possibly cracked) pan sitting on the shelf, right next to a stack of old candles.

“Taicho, are you sure we can’t survive on ration bars?”

@konohagakurekakashi 

[asagao-onna]

@konohagakurekakashi

“Okay, we’re here,“ she said, eyes scanning the izakaya as they stepped in. “I’m happy to treat you, just as long as we’re on the some page that this is not a date.“ That remark was more for the benefit of anyone observing them than it was for Kakashi. She was reasonably certain he didn’t intend this to be anything more than an outing with a comrade.

Anko plopped herself down in the booth with sigh. It felt nice to be off her feet after a busy day of running errands for the Hokage. She left the menu lying open on the table as she returned her attention to her companion. “Don’t get me wrong. I’m not embarrassed to be seen with you or something like that. We are friends, of course. It’s just we’re far too incompatible to be a couple.“ Reaching across, she patted Kakashi’s shoulder. “Besides, you’re more like an older brother to me! Don’t you agree, Onii-chan?“ she chuckled.