#Senju Tsunade

[skykashi]

Dean Senju and the biggest pain in her butt her right hand man, professor Hatake for @depressedhatakekakashi from their professor au 😁💚

[kokodrawings]

Artober day 20!

[captaindelighte]

[allqamiz]

Dream

[oh-no-its-bird]

I feel like @sloaners fic, Akatsuki Babysitter's Club is such a classic naruto fic, definitely up there in "the fics most ever" but I can recognize Im possibly biased and projecting my own experience w the fic onto the fandom

Either way, it's a classic in my heart <3

Anyways I re-read it yesterday, and it was just as much of a riot as the first time I read it. Then I laid down to sleep and stared at the ceiling then shot up and immediatley went to my tablet and the next thing I knew it was 8 am and I hadn't slept at all, but I did make this cute comic for the fic, so !!!

[evilkitten3]

naruto textposts 10/fuck

[clackclackboom]

beware

[hallous]

revamped my punk!sannin

[georgialawman]

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[cuntsunade]

forever plagued by izumo & kotetsus homoeroticism

[narutocharacterpolls]

ROUND THREE

SENJU TSUNADE vs MAITO GAI

[mayskalih]

[kakashi-miso]

So, an illustration for the upcoming chapter of Ash Camellia. The beginning of the fourth chapter. The moment of confession that Kakashi did not want. He wanted to keep it a secret

Thanks for your reposts! I'm interested in your opinion

[asiriyep]

Gojokashi Week 2024.

Day 1: Married.

These handsome guys are married to the work XD. Unfortunately they can't ask for a divorce.

@gojokashi-week

[oh-no-its-bird]

treat? :3

!!!

"Please tell me you did not leave Kakashi alone with Tsunade again." Sakumo begged, and Orochimaru blinked at him, purposefully slow.

"You did not leave Kakashi alone with Tsunade." Jiraiya repeated, and Sakumo groaned as he continued. "You left him with us, and then we left him with hime."

"Only for a moment." Orochimaru added.

Behind them, Kakashi continued to stab his toy kunai into the floor, mumbling angry threats under his breath the way only a 4 year old shinobi child could.

"You both know that Tsunade is not child watching material." Sakumo stressed, and both Jiraiya and Orochimaru averted their eyes guiltily.

"She's fine with Nawaki!" Jiraiya tried, and Sakumo let out an explosive breath.

"Nawaki is a wonderful boy--"

"His sensei's influence, no doubt." Orochimaru interjected idly, examining his nails, and Jiraiya rolled his eyes. Sakumo ignored them both, repeating himself.

"--a wonderful boy, who does not try to assasinate his babysitter when she threatens to leave him in the well for an hour."

"All the more reason to put him in the well."

"Firstly, that is not my point. And secondly, you are not putting my son in the well."

[evilkitten3]

ok so like i know the reason is just. sexism but one thing that really irks me about how the post-timeskip naruto manga handled which characters became medic nin bc it makes absolutely no sense to me

sakura's decision to train under tsunade makes sense, and i love that she got a super strength power up, so no notes there, but the other teams.... yeesh

so first off, team ten. we're told that ino decided to follow sakura into mednin land to keep being rivals with her... despite that at no point factoring into their rivalry at all beforehand. ino never showed any interest in that, nor was the yamanaka clan ever mentioned to have anything to do with healing as far as i can remember. it's like going to art school to stay with your bestie when your goal is to become a dentist. why are you there. find other ways to spend time together. it also kinda goes against her family's whole thing as. the guys who do the torture stuff. and it's barely ever relevant anyway

for team ten, i think the team medic should've been shikamaru, and i think this not just bc i think it makes more sense skill-wise (something about the way the nara clan's various shadow jutsu work just screams "you need good chakra control for this" to me), but also bc i think it would make asuma's death a thousand times more painful. bc shikamaru is a slacker. he's not learning medical ninjutsu bc he wants to, he's learning it bc someone on the team has to in order to stick together. they're all chuunin now; one of them has to be a medic. them's the rules. but he doesn't really care that much, even when he is trying to learn, and he's so used to being smart enough to not have to pay attention in lessons anyway that he's not prepared for classes that require his full focus. and then asuma dies and shikamaru is doomed to spend the rest of his fucking life wondering if he could've saved him by paying just a little more attention to those medical ninjutsu lessons (he could not have (but he'll never know for sure))

team eight makes some sense, since giving the girl who struggles with fighting the healing job isn't exactly out of nowhere, but i do feel it was the lazy choice. kiba already had a sister involved in the medical business, even if she deals more with animals, so he could've started learning from her and found that he liked it. plus kiba's goal is to be hokage, and the current hokage is a mednin, so it's not like it wouldn't support his goal. or shino could do it; would add another layer to his character. hinata works fine but. it's just not a very interesting development imo

but what really gets me is team gai. good freaking grief. out of every single team, team gai was the one with the most obvious choice. bc there was only one choice. lee can't do any kind of ninjutsu, and tenten's only real backstory is that her chakra control isn't good enough for her to be a medic nin. so it had to be neji. canon establishes that every team has to have a medic; this is a policy tsunade got passed even before she became hokage, so no way in hell is she going back on it now.

moreover, neji becoming a medical ninja - especially if hiashi encouraged it - would show some development for the hyuuga clan maybe starting to suck a bit less. bc as a medic, neji would be bound by oath to stay alive for as long as possible. imagine a world in which hizashi came back and hiashi was able to tell his brother that not only was their family starting to change, but his son had chosen a path that would prevent him from ever following in his father's footsteps. it would be the first step (of many) to show that the hyuuga clan was freeing itself from its own bullshit.

also it would've made sakura catching the zetsu pretending to be neji a thousand times funnier. like that's her coworker. they've shared shifts at the hospital together. she's seen neji drink vodka straight from a bottle and then crash on her couch after they got out of a twelve-hour surgery on the fucking dumbass chuunin who managed to step on his own boobytrap. she knows him.