#3rd hokage

[captaindelighte]

[mikyapixie]

NARUTO Anime Premiered 22 Years Ago Today In Japan!!!🧡🧡🧡

I think we all know the rest!!!

[enchantingpeachfury]

[nu-thenexthokage]

"In exactly seven days from today, on the first day of July, the genin will be gathered and tested. Only the very best will be selected as chunin!"

[lets-all-hope-for-the-best]

I’m on episode 153 of Naruto Shippuden (first watch through) and I just want to say with my WHOLE chest..

THE 3RD HOKAGE A BITCH.

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Naruto Hiruzen Sarutobi RP Icons

Free to use. Likes or reblogs are cool.  Icons are from Road To B.  There are 2 of them.    

[spontaneous-aus]

Au where Hiruzen actually tries to make Naruto's childhood NOT shitty. Like, idk, how about make sure villagers aren't abusing him? Maybe have him live with someone so he's not by himself at age 6? Perhaps even give him enough money so that he can afford more than ramen?

Just a thought.

[yunos-housebunker77]

Hiruzen & Danzo

[oh-no-its-bird]

He does his best to relate to his students— even if he doesn't really get it

Based off this post by @meanodeano

+ Bonus:

They will not forget.

Now has a sequel

[sanjiafterhours]

no matter how many years pass i can never come to terms with the amount of pain and anguish the konoha mfs put naruto through i wish he blew that shitty place up

[botan-kiri]

Luffy is a grate teacher but it can be iffy when he cant remember words.

Luffy is very thankful to Kakashi for letting him stay. Kakashi now has a lock on his fridge and has lots of pills that help fill Luffy up.

Danzo and Luffy HATE each others guts, like you can't have them within 20 feet of each other.

Luffy is very open about where he is from but no one believes him about more than the elemental nations in the world.

Luffy gave a deeper meaning to "if you brake the rules you are scum, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum." quote.

Luffy hates how bad of a job he is taking care of Naruto, lord 3rd understands and lets Luffy be about it.

Naruto and one piece crossover.

17 year old Luffy through the power of bullshit ends up on an extirely different contenite called the elemental nations.

He travels until he hits Naruto's village that I definitely remember the name of and befriends him. The leaf finds it understandably suspicious.

The 9 tailed beasts are just devil fruits.

Luffy acquires a new brother and helps fuck up atleast 1 government while becoming own if the most wanted people there.

[sinnbaddie]

Fugaku wasn’t the best father, but no one will ever convince me that Minato of all people is a better father than him

[mikyapixie]

💚💙💜🩵❤️💚💙💜🩵❤️💚💙💜🩵❤️

[rozaceous]

@arc-esius

no massacre au aka tsunade gets her grubby hands on mariko

Mariko is probably the only one aware of the giant bullet dodged by the Uchiha Clan being alive, but that's fine, she'll take it, everything is soooo much better like this, she can feel it.

Curse of Hatred who? Tsukuyomi? Never heard of her. Danz--well, heard of him, actually, but it was a big deal that he died, and not just to Mariko. There was halfway a coup and everything leading up to it.

Somehow, however, Mariko gets roped into becoming Konoha's bestest little Uchiha eyeball medic. She's not sure, exactly, how this happens, but she thinks it has something to do with the Uchiha not trusting a Senju with their doujutsu despite how they're the ones who put Tsunade in power in the first place. And they're definitely not letting a Hyuuga have a peek.

Mariko still thinks they should've picked Shizune.

Eyes aren't even her favorite body part! She's a spine girl all the way!

And Tsunade's still the one teaching her, so the cognitive dissonance at play here--

"Sooo," she drawls to an amused-looking Uchiha Itachi, whom she's cornered at his tea shop during slow hours. The tea's good here, but tea shops in general aren't her scene. She prefers a full-on food stall. "Say a girl needs to fix the implanted doujutsu on a man who's been allowed to have said implanted doujutsu, but she suspects there's some secret sauce underlying the mechanics of the eyeball in question. Who would that girl talk to about the secret sauce?"

"I'll let Father know you'd like to speak to him," Itachi says.

Mariko slumps. "I like your dad, but come on."

[anubisthe1]

Sasuke didn't choose the madara life, the madara life chose him.

Enternal mangekyo+ rinnegan + perfect susanoo + controlling the nine tails + holding the entire uchiha clan in your back from a young age and growing to no longer appreciate it as you used too.

[lecliss]

I've still been fucked up ever since I found out that(according to an actually plausible timeline), Konoha has only existed for like 90-something or whatever years??? It's not like. Fucking 200 years old or whatever. And that Madara died when he was 74 but he had himself hooked up to, fuckin what was it??? The Gedo statue?? A tree?? Whatever. In order to keep himself alive and you look at him all old and crusty and think he's like. Over a hundred at least. But no, that man's 74. He's just an average fucking grandpa!!! And Hashirama had been dead for a LONG while, so he actually died pretty young all things considered. And that also means Mito died like. Fuckin. I'm guesstimating here but in her 60s I guess???? But it's a significant thing that the Uzumakis have longer than average lifespans so like. What the fuck is the average life expectancy in Naruto for this bullshit to make sense???