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You just laugh and say “hasan be nice” and Austin’s like “YEA HASAN BE NICE”
"just because he's gay doesn't mean that you can make fun of him hun. There are plenty of things genuinely wrong with Austin that you can make of without me being able to say anything."
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded#back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club#now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want#he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns#he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe#also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions#just for funsies#like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE#no wait wait wait#FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other#and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners
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that moment from champ twins✨✨
#pokemon#pkmnart#pokemon dppt#artists on tumblr#pearlshipping#ash ketchum#trainer dawn#pokemon dawn#satohika#the way he was just staring at her while she fixed her hair-#it got me thinking#then brock gives him a lecture on how to compliment women lmao
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Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them

#Yj starting rumors about themselves and staging fights to make the media and jl look crazy#yj fucking with reporters and just the general public is the funniest thing to me#After the jl lectures yj about their lack of professionalism there’s always a trashy tabloid spreading rumors about yj for the next 3 month#the jl: we need to talk about your lack of professionalism in the field-#yj pretending to be sad while holding a huge stack of trashy tabloids: this is what you’re basing your opinion on?? You don’t trust me?? 🥺#the jl having no idea they’ve been played: wait no-#young just us#young justice#yj98#bart allen#dc impulse#kon el superboy#Greta Hayes#dc secret#Cissie king jones#Cassie sandsmark#gnc!cassie sandsmark#wondergirl#anita fite#dc empress#tim drake#dc red robin#Kon has definitely shown up ready to dismantle mfs from halfway across the world bc yj sounded distressed#And then he gets there and Barts like hold on I’ll restart it 🤩 I just found out about horror movies wtf is wrong with the past??#Or he’s terrified Anita out her sleep again (she almost stabbed him) and she’s like dude I have fucking sleep apnea
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starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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also it is really funny even with the chantry basically removed from the game it still gets handled with more care and respect than any of the other religions, the fact that you get so many options to comfort the andrastians when it's revealed their maker may not be real, and you can even pray at the temple later with the viper after minrathous is attacked... every character is just assumed andrastian, and if they're not it's always used against them in some way (dalish elves are repeatedly punished in these games simply for being dalish and are depicted as being foolish for wanting to connect with their gods and culture instead of assimilating and "moving on from the past") it's always amused me in that way even when trying to be critical of the chantry, the writers still manage to always grant it and the andrastians so much grace because of their real world bias (white + culturally christian) and the obvious real world inspiration for andrastianism. even with it's absence in veilguard it's still There in more subtle and even insidious ways given that all blame is placed on the evanuris instead.
#characters like harding and sebastian and aveline and cassandra all get kinda elevated in game because theyre andrastian#even if harding turns to the stone towards the end it doesn't change that fact#sebastian lectures fenris on having faith and insisting it was the maker that freed him from danarius which is an insane thing to say#and extremely inappropriate but again sebastian is given way more grace to be awful w/o the game allowing u to challenge him#versus like. being able to tell anders to basically kill himself LOL and fenris you can say pretty horrible shit arguing with him#and harding in veilguard you literally Cannot challenge her at all ever. only niceys#versus bellara who is made to feel guilty and is punished a second time with the death of her brother#merrill and velanna are also punished in previous games#bad templars are always depicted as lone wolves like sir alrik#but then when you go talk to cullen he actually agrees with his ideas and then we just never address it again lol#somehow cullen does a complete 180 between games and we never get to really see that but again he is granted way more grace#and all his past wrongs forgiven#he has faith and also now he's nice and hot so who cares!#da posting#datv critical
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I know people enjoy the discourse surrounding how Eugene cut Rapunzel’s hair (he was literally dying and it doesn’t even look bad don’t come for me) but I think there’s one specific way that that scene could have been made better.
As Rapunzel was rushing over to Eugene once Mother Gothel had let him free and he was bleeding out, I think that she should have been tripping over her hair in the rush. She had it perfectly behind herself as she knelt down next to him, but I just think it would have been so much if there was a small wordless struggle as she knelt down. Pushing it out of her face, getting it caught on a bit of filagree on Eugene’s jacket or something.
And yes this obviously is for poetic reasons. Something something the thing that has held value all of your life is getting in the way of the new thing and is causing trouble even moments before it’s death something something.
#random#shitpost#Disney#rapunzel#Disneys tangled#eugene fitzherbert#flynn rider#whatever ya wanna call him#I think they were seriously missing a trick here#imagine the frustration#the DESPERATION#to just get rid of it#I’ve had waist length hair and even THAT was getting caught on everything#can’t even begin to imagine how much hers would#like realistically#sorry my lecture is boring and I spaced out#and spawned this
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Louie: damn it
Donald: Louie! We don’t use bad words in the house!
Della, somewhere in the distance: fucking, fuck!
#Donald just sighing then going to repeat the exact same lecture he’s given her 100x over#della is a potty mouth and I stand by this#which Louie loves#bec how you gonna tell him off for not real swears when his mother is dropping th C-word left and right#truly useful#Dewey thinks it’s funny#so he tries copying her but tbh th words don’t sound right coming out of his mouth#whereas Huey is a mix of nervous funny and disappointed#Donald is just fed UP#my man is tired#and Della Isn’t going to stop anytime soon#louie duck#donald duck#della duck#ducktales#incorrect quotes
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when you're punk but your wife is pink
#stardew valley#sam stardew valley#sdv sam#sdv fanart#fanart#art#stardew valley fanart#jade canvas#ok so some context! tags are out of the way i can talk now lol#My friend is The Pinkest Girl i know. I dont know anyone as pink as she is.#she's all pink#her wardrobe is pink#her hair was dyed light pink for a whilefor a while#she is super pink#and we play stardew together#and she is indeed married to sam and she is DOWN BAD for him#which is very funny cause i hc him as like! skate punk lolol#but yes if she could she would dress him up in-game as pink i imagine HAHHAA#i sent this to her before posting it and she was in a lecture and just started giggling while sitting right in front of the professor#was so hyped she actually listened the rest of the lecture#so AYYY PINK SAM FOR THE PROGRESS OF BIOTECHNOLOGY WOO HOO
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09
A Karen Page appreciation post
#Daredevil Born Again#Karen Page#Daredeviledit#Deborah Ann Woll#ddba spoilers#Not Revolution#GIF set#Mine#Daredevil Spoilers#The person who Frank dresses up for#The one who increases his heart rate#The one he keeps his promises to#The one and only Karen Page#I'm probably going to over analyse every breath they took in the same scene#and I'm okay with that#I MISSED HER#I love her face#and her attitude#and that she finally got her sleuth on again#And that she immediately asked Frank if he was going with them#and she didn't lecture him - she expressed disappointment - and I LOVE that he didn't just let her walk out on that note#I'm going to die if there is no fic about WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN this season (I'm going to give it some weeks so I'm not disappointed)#I went from nothing to gif - to not know what to do first.#Don't even get me started on HOW Frank looks at her#It's making me want to watch The Punisher again.
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Pure like Oxygen <3
Sun-Jae turns absolutely giddy whenever Sol expresses concern for his well-being.
When she retrieved his swim trunks and told him that she had a nightmare about him getting hurt.
When she was worried about him being all by himself and taken advantage of by strangers after he'd won her a phone.
When she sweetly nagged him over the phone to prioritize his needs over others and not simply endure the stress.
When the paparazzi snapped pictures of them together and she fretted over the possibility of it affecting his career.
Each time, he is surprised by her concern and wonders, "Wait, is she worried…. about me?" and each time, he grins and mentally fangirls over it.
He just cannot believe that the girl of his dreams, the one he'd mooned over for so long…. actually cares about him.
Such a lovesick dork <3

#lovely runner#kidnap sun jae and run#ryu sun jae#im sol#sun jae#soljae#byeon woo seok#kim hye yoon#they both are such precious cinnamon rolls#In Ep8 when she lectures him on self-care#his eyes positively gleam and he quietly savors her voice#just relishing the fact that she likes him too#am so glad they got the happiest most delightful ending possible#they really deserved it
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Gd I am getting so into classical music radio. This old man is explaining how music transcription and conducting work by playing Chopin on the piano then the brass arrangement this Polish-American conductor did by transposing it for other instruments/orchestral performance and then walking the listener through the music theory behind it in layman's terms without being condescending or facile. His voice is whispery and hoarse and he sounds like he's speaking from behind the veil of death. Why did nobody tell me there was a 24/7 radio station like this I'm obsessed. This is like the educational programs they had on interwar public radio. It's like a relic from the 1920s-30s. I love it so so so much
#This guy is just rambling. He's talking about Berlioz now#He's talking about how Berlioz's background with guitar made him an original interpreter of Bach re:#orchestration. He's a million years old. I love him#This is EXACTLY like the public lectures they had in interwar Poland to introduce workers to High Culture#I feel like a pleb being assimilated into Culture#Agnes is wrong about how aspiration works because she neglects the social#Re: her music appreciation example and this radio station is the proof I think
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i have no idea where the compulsion to giver her a pokemon came from ??? but her and her minccino gotta go make sure her husband stays safe.
#my characters#pkmn#honestly very shocked she got so many notes yesterday and yes she has a white cat#why did i feel the need to give her a pokemon ?? idk!#but also fun fact i cant recall if i mentioned in tags yet#is she really does just worry about how nice her husband is bc while hes recovering#she has to say mmmm maybe we DONT call an electrician over while im at work and cant be here for you#and hes like well why not ?? do you think the electrician is going to kidnap me????#and shes like not really but you ARE really gullible and suffering a head injury where you space out at times and i dont want#to leave you here with a stranger ok#and the husband is just like you know what thats actually so valid i am really gullible i might be tricked into something#and just accepts it ! hes like YEAH ! i AM easy to convince of things! my wife is so cool and smart and looking out for us#but its also why he realizes while hes at home recovering there are ONLINE COURSES he can take#and so he starts to look online and figures out how to fix the flickering himself and gets a couple online courses under his belt#and he uses his engineering and construction knowledge to help him figure out how to build death contraptions#and so his wife is like sweetheart why dont you try to do something with that as a job? you have the ability#and hes like yeah but what do i put on a resume?#i used free online lectures to fix lights in my bathroom and build really cool ways to die? trust me? ive died a lot?#and shes just yeah ok fair that is a bit hard to convince people you know what youre doing when you do it to die#loving wife loves her loving husband and together they go die a lot now ft a cute lil pokeman
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Bedelia telling Will he was never behind Hannibal’s veil right after calling him his bride and saying he was naked with Hannibal is insane actually. Yeah Will, you got naked for him, were yourself even when you weren’t, and he still didn’t let you in. Sorry. Not me though, I’ve seen enough of him. Next time you wanna speak to me make an appointment
#I love her but I also resent her#she’s so funny for playing into the weird jealous cannibal relationship#also when will visits her lecture and thinks he’s got the upper hand and she just walks up to him and pets his arm mid lecture#these two pathetic ass men WISH they were as cool as her#hannibal#emmys thoughts on hannibal#nbc hannibal#hannigram#bedelia du maurier#hannibal lecter#Will Graham
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I’ve decided for my Wei Clan AU that everyone in WWX’s family has been blessed with 1) a soulmate and 2) the ability to immediately identify that soulmate as soon as they lay eyes on them for the first time, ensuring that they know who their destined other is.
I’ve also decided that, while this ability is inherent, you have to kind of know what you’re looking for or you could miss it. It’s something that the Wei know to expect and therefor are prepared for when it happens.
Mostly because I think it’s funny if WWX finds out JFM kidnapped him and meets his family sometime after the Guest Lectures, and when they tell him about the soulmate thing he goes “oh that sounds nice I wonder when that’ll happen to me”
Then later that night he has a dream-memory about meeting LWJ on the wall, beautiful and pale and radiant in the moonlight, and how it sort of felt like WWX got tunnel vision the second he saw him, and how all his instincts were suddenly clambering for this boy’s attention at any cost
And he bolts upright in bed in a cold sweat like IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS and then needs to be stopped from flying to Gusu in the middle of the night to propose to the second Jade
#MDZS#The Untamed#Wangxian#Wei Wuxian#Lan Wangji#WWX's parents also met at the guest lectures#but Changze knew what to expect and figured out what he was feeling immediately#but since every sect heir was already competing for Cangse Sanren's attention#he figured if he tried to woo her right then he'd just be lost in the crowd#naturally it knocked him on his ass when the lectures ended#and she marched right up to him to demand his hand in marriage
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valkyrie cain moodboard pt 3 💖💖💖









pt. 1 pt. 2
#i hadnt found like any posts for her relationship with skulduggery but i found these two killer ones and coincidentally the will to live#says kenna#the caelan one is probably my favorite though#love so much when skulduggery is lecturing her making sure she's at least keeping caelan at arms' length#and shes like obviously im just playing with him and he goes thats my girl#?!?!??!?!! proud of raising such a bad kid?? smdh (affectionately)#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#kenna's sp screenshot folder
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