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the-phantom-author · 1 year ago
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You just laugh and say “hasan be nice” and Austin’s like “YEA HASAN BE NICE”
"just because he's gay doesn't mean that you can make fun of him hun. There are plenty of things genuinely wrong with Austin that you can make of without me being able to say anything."
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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman
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suirizmi · 4 months ago
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that moment from champ twins✨✨
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hijinxinprogress · 1 year ago
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Whenever the JL starts complaining about YJs public image YJ just straight up gaslights them
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mrmeepsmadmind · 5 months ago
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starscream has normal reactions
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no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!
#bee: YOU SHOT ME WHILE I WAS LYING ON THE GROUND HELPLESS POINTBLANK NO HESITATION NO CONCERN JUST RAGE J-#starscream: yea & it was in the face#bee all a sudden all hoity toity abt dark subjects after detailing them grossly: ok bro we get it -_-#hes not even that grossed out by the getting shot in the face part. hes just pretnding to be bcs#hes actually just mad abt getting his lecture discarded & interrupted with another detail he was getting to#until starscream's RUDE interjection >:[ !!#bee thinks hes normal then thinks rumble body combusting right in front of his mother's eyes is the funniest fcking story ever#to tell to children#bumblebee the type of mom who tells her child's deepest traumas as funny stories to pass the time with strangers#well it's better than boring the company ok! stop being upset ! dont interrupt mother >:[ !!!!#it's lowkey funny that starscream shot him in the face like he rlly hated his yapping that much im crying#didnt shoot the spark just aimed for that big mouth while it was shut for once#bitchy on bitchy crime#also unrelated but i love skybound cliffjumper he is so fking ugly my baby old man 💛#skybound starscream: at least i managed to solve one problem ! time to go create 5 million more now !#idw bee: what the fuck bro#skybound starscream : ?????#ravage: fix me bro#skybound starscream: !??!?!?!??? WHAT THE HELL ARE yOU DOING HERE#idw bee: shut up & fix ravage >:[#ravage: yea meow yea#transformers#maccadam#bumblebee#starscream#starbee#transformers skybound#transformers idw
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butchvamp · 5 months ago
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also it is really funny even with the chantry basically removed from the game it still gets handled with more care and respect than any of the other religions, the fact that you get so many options to comfort the andrastians when it's revealed their maker may not be real, and you can even pray at the temple later with the viper after minrathous is attacked... every character is just assumed andrastian, and if they're not it's always used against them in some way (dalish elves are repeatedly punished in these games simply for being dalish and are depicted as being foolish for wanting to connect with their gods and culture instead of assimilating and "moving on from the past") it's always amused me in that way even when trying to be critical of the chantry, the writers still manage to always grant it and the andrastians so much grace because of their real world bias (white + culturally christian) and the obvious real world inspiration for andrastianism. even with it's absence in veilguard it's still There in more subtle and even insidious ways given that all blame is placed on the evanuris instead.
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chronic-high-achiever · 7 months ago
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I know people enjoy the discourse surrounding how Eugene cut Rapunzel’s hair (he was literally dying and it doesn’t even look bad don’t come for me) but I think there’s one specific way that that scene could have been made better.
As Rapunzel was rushing over to Eugene once Mother Gothel had let him free and he was bleeding out, I think that she should have been tripping over her hair in the rush. She had it perfectly behind herself as she knelt down next to him, but I just think it would have been so much if there was a small wordless struggle as she knelt down. Pushing it out of her face, getting it caught on a bit of filagree on Eugene’s jacket or something.
And yes this obviously is for poetic reasons. Something something the thing that has held value all of your life is getting in the way of the new thing and is causing trouble even moments before it’s death something something.
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aaandbackstabbed · 11 months ago
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Louie: damn it
Donald: Louie! We don’t use bad words in the house!
Della, somewhere in the distance: fucking, fuck!
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czarojay · 1 year ago
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when you're punk but your wife is pink
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lightgamble · 28 days ago
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DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN | 1.09
A Karen Page appreciation post
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k-kay4 · 10 months ago
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Pure like Oxygen <3
Sun-Jae turns absolutely giddy whenever Sol expresses concern for his well-being.
When she retrieved his swim trunks and told him that she had a nightmare about him getting hurt.
When she was worried about him being all by himself and taken advantage of by strangers after he'd won her a phone.
When she sweetly nagged him over the phone to prioritize his needs over others and not simply endure the stress.
When the paparazzi snapped pictures of them together and she fretted over the possibility of it affecting his career.
Each time, he is surprised by her concern and wonders, "Wait, is she worried…. about me?" and each time, he grins and mentally fangirls over it.
He just cannot believe that the girl of his dreams, the one he'd mooned over for so long…. actually cares about him.
Such a lovesick dork <3
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chicago-geniza · 1 month ago
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Gd I am getting so into classical music radio. This old man is explaining how music transcription and conducting work by playing Chopin on the piano then the brass arrangement this Polish-American conductor did by transposing it for other instruments/orchestral performance and then walking the listener through the music theory behind it in layman's terms without being condescending or facile. His voice is whispery and hoarse and he sounds like he's speaking from behind the veil of death. Why did nobody tell me there was a 24/7 radio station like this I'm obsessed. This is like the educational programs they had on interwar public radio. It's like a relic from the 1920s-30s. I love it so so so much
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moeblob · 3 months ago
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i have no idea where the compulsion to giver her a pokemon came from ??? but her and her minccino gotta go make sure her husband stays safe.
#my characters#pkmn#honestly very shocked she got so many notes yesterday and yes she has a white cat#why did i feel the need to give her a pokemon ?? idk!#but also fun fact i cant recall if i mentioned in tags yet#is she really does just worry about how nice her husband is bc while hes recovering#she has to say mmmm maybe we DONT call an electrician over while im at work and cant be here for you#and hes like well why not ?? do you think the electrician is going to kidnap me????#and shes like not really but you ARE really gullible and suffering a head injury where you space out at times and i dont want#to leave you here with a stranger ok#and the husband is just like you know what thats actually so valid i am really gullible i might be tricked into something#and just accepts it ! hes like YEAH ! i AM easy to convince of things! my wife is so cool and smart and looking out for us#but its also why he realizes while hes at home recovering there are ONLINE COURSES he can take#and so he starts to look online and figures out how to fix the flickering himself and gets a couple online courses under his belt#and he uses his engineering and construction knowledge to help him figure out how to build death contraptions#and so his wife is like sweetheart why dont you try to do something with that as a job? you have the ability#and hes like yeah but what do i put on a resume?#i used free online lectures to fix lights in my bathroom and build really cool ways to die? trust me? ive died a lot?#and shes just yeah ok fair that is a bit hard to convince people you know what youre doing when you do it to die#loving wife loves her loving husband and together they go die a lot now ft a cute lil pokeman
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newvision · 1 year ago
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Bedelia telling Will he was never behind Hannibal’s veil right after calling him his bride and saying he was naked with Hannibal is insane actually. Yeah Will, you got naked for him, were yourself even when you weren’t, and he still didn’t let you in. Sorry. Not me though, I’ve seen enough of him. Next time you wanna speak to me make an appointment
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thisisallthehattersfault · 2 years ago
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I’ve decided for my Wei Clan AU that everyone in WWX’s family has been blessed with 1) a soulmate and 2) the ability to immediately identify that soulmate as soon as they lay eyes on them for the first time, ensuring that they know who their destined other is.
I’ve also decided that, while this ability is inherent, you have to kind of know what you’re looking for or you could miss it. It’s something that the Wei know to expect and therefor are prepared for when it happens.
Mostly because I think it’s funny if WWX finds out JFM kidnapped him and meets his family sometime after the Guest Lectures, and when they tell him about the soulmate thing he goes “oh that sounds nice I wonder when that’ll happen to me”
Then later that night he has a dream-memory about meeting LWJ on the wall, beautiful and pale and radiant in the moonlight, and how it sort of felt like WWX got tunnel vision the second he saw him, and how all his instincts were suddenly clambering for this boy’s attention at any cost
And he bolts upright in bed in a cold sweat like IS THAT WHAT THAT WAS and then needs to be stopped from flying to Gusu in the middle of the night to propose to the second Jade
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lostandbackagain · 4 months ago
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valkyrie cain moodboard pt 3 💖💖💖
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pt. 1 pt. 2
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