kenna she/her | #1 dustfinger stan, est. 2007 | china sorrows' defense attorney | fantasy freak | cloud | moved from @/kennabeth
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in the club wondering if people can tell i’m traumatized by the way i carry my body
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when i am president, the male bride emoji will be made real. also most people will be put in machines but dont worry about it
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coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋
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hey. don’t cry. you’re not a Harry Potter adult
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i have something so crazy to say about spongebob rn lmfao
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in the vein of "how do you stay safe from getting sick", I wanna say that something I always noticed as a kid was that a lot of the time when I went to people's houses and we would leave at some point to the mall or the park or something and then come back home…I don't remember any of them washing their hands when we got back inside. they'd just immediately lead me back to their room or the living room or something, and then I'd feel incredibly self-conscious about going to their bathroom to wash my own hands. and I always thought it was absolutely bizarre because the way I was raised, the first thing you do when you come back home after taking your shoes and jacket off is go wash your hands. it's common sense. why on planet earth would you not wash your hands. you've just been touching a hundred public surfaces that could have anything on them and you think as soon as you set foot in your own house all the germs you've picked up just evaporate? it's absolutely insane to me to know that so many people don't bother washing their hands. WASH YOUR HANDS.
#wash your hands when coming home before eating before and after brushing your teeth and doing skincare before getting in bed#sanitize your phone keys any high touch surface interior of your car#no shoes in the house#don't touch your face and especially not your eyes#no outside clothes on the furniture#no purses on beds no grocery bags on the table. no doordashing. eat out at a minimum#wash your produce thoroughly freeze your meat spray your counters with bleach or citric acid spray#drink plenty of water eat veggies#i also take vitamin c#i get sick myabe once a year and i work with the public and live in a daycare. so
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hello tumblr user thexfiles. i have recently begun watching hit tv show the x files and i have one question: why aren’t they lesbians
for starters one of them is A man. but once you look past this, they are
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bugging a middle aged man with an office job thats killing him to explain his gender identity to me
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my favorite kind of character is the kind who deep in their soul is constantly screaming LOVE ME LOVE ME LOVE ME and outwardly expressing literally anything else
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loving a character so much will unlock such vulnerable and cringe parts of you that you try to suppress so bad but you can't like it's so humbling
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Renarin is such a character. He takes a shardblade, hears it screaming AND DOESN'T SAY A WORD. To anyone. Probably thinks it's normal. Or that he is somehow "wrong" or "not manly enough". So he just takes it. And listens to the screams.
#i was gonna say 😭😭😭#im constantly realizing things are not difficult or horrific for most people and suffering is not normal#just accepted without complaint that it was standard lmao#renarin kholin#lomlllll#stormlight
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I only wear makeup like 2x a month and it's colorful obnoxious makeup but anti-makeup people are in the top 5 most annoying groups online truly
#'you can do whatever you want with your own just know youre oppressing women who dont'#did you know there are trees outside. that you can look at for free#says kenna#*your own body sorry my phone is annoying. number 6 probably
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need what hugh grant and his wife have
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.
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