#starscream: yea & it was in the face

[mrmeepsmadmind]

starscream has normal reactions

no starscream shall escape being haunted by bumblebee and vice versa. primus said thou shalt be married !!!

[enigmatist17]

Wheeljack groaned as his optics twinged, doorwings twitched as the sensory overload from...whatever had enveloped him in light made his helm spin.

"Oooooow what was that?" Oh Primus the sparkling, he forgot they'd been training.

"Are you alright little one?" The little femme currently pinned to the ground under his leg only groaned, Wheeljack moving his leg to free her as he looked around. Twitch shot up to hover beside the taller mech as she shook some soil from the top of her helm, already buzzing with a dozen questions.

"I'm okay! What was that light? And where is this place? Oh, did we teleport?! Can you teleport and just never told me?" Wheeljack finally got up to his feet, scanner out and receiving readings he hadn't seen in a long time. "Wait, where's Starscream? He was right next to you!"

"I don't know, but why don't we go and find out?" Twitch turned to look at him, servos pressed together in concern. "What's the matter?"

"I-I can't feel the others, i-it's like they're too far away." Wheeljack motioned for her to perch on his shoulder, waving his scanner around before pinpointing a location beyond the treeline. "Do you think they're okay?"

"I'm sure they are sweet Spark, your family is a tough one."

"You're right!" Wheeljack thanked Primus for her neverending optimism, following the (begrudgingly) familiar seeker EMF he'd picked up. They had barely cleared the treeline when the sounds of gunfire rang out, and both mechs shot forward to get a look at the valley that emerged below them. Starscream had indeed teleported with them, and was hiding behind some fallen logs, Wheeljack's spark nearly stopping at precisely who was firing upon the tentative ally.

"Hey, you leave him alone!" Twitch shrieked, transforming into her drone mode to fly down at the fight, missing a bot that moved to fire on the new perceived threat. Wheeljack beat them to it by disarming the bot, the inventor activating his battle mask as he ran after the sparkling.

"Twitch get out of here!" Starscream hissed, firing back for the first time with his null ray in an attempt to draw fire.

"No! You stop hurting my friend!" Twitch stopped in front of Starscream, shield active in an attempt to keep him safe.

"Is that a sparkling?!" One of the other bots hissed, only to go silent when Wheeljack slid to a stop in front of both Twitch and Starscream with his gun armed and raised. "Wheeljack?!"

"Everyone hold yer fire!" The four mechs he knew were hiding behind cover all paused, eyeing each other in confusion and suspicion. "Now, I may not know what's goin' on, but if you harm this sparklin', you answer to me."

"Yea, Dad2 is really good at fighting, so you'd better listen!" Wheeljack was grateful his mask was up, covering the grin that crossed his face despite the situation.

"....Dad2?" Wheeljack's aim trembled when a familiar mech stood, doorwings high and taught as they regarded the other. "Who are you? And how is it you have come across a sparkling?"

"You know who I am P...Prowl, and I'm ashamed ta admit I don't quite know how we got here, at least not yet." Twitch transformed back to her base mode to more than a few surprised noises, flying behind Starscream's cover to land beside him. She may not understand what's happening, but Wheeljack always had her back, so she focused on her potentially wounded ally.

"Are you okay? Did they shoot you?" Her orange wings twitched in concern as the seeker shook his helm, a clawed servo gently patting the top of her helm as Starscream kept an eye on the various Autobots.

"I shall be fine young Twitch." He moved his servo so Twitch could hold it, the small femme urging him to stand as she stared down the opposition.

"You cannot be serious the sparkling trusts Starscream." A smaller red mech's jaw dropped when Starscream got to his pedes, the Decepticon looking...well, looking far different from the one they'd fought a few solar-cycles ago.

"Starscream is my friend, be nice!" The little femme hissed, one of the taller mechs unable to stop a snort at the sight.

"Starscream is no one's friend." The red mech moved to step forward, but stopped when Wheeljack raised his blaster in warning. "This is unbelievable, it has to be some sort of trap!"

"This would be the weirdest, and most importantly, least thought-out trap I've ever seen then." A black and white mech shrugged, Twitch staring at him momentarily before her eyes flashed in recognition.

"Omigosh, you're Jazz." The smallest bot's wings twitched as the mech regarded her, visor glinting in the sun as he tilted his helm before stepping forward with a smile, servos up in peace.

"I'm honored little lady." Twitch could feel Starscream tensing up behind her, but the seeker remained where he stood as she approached the other bot, clearly curious as the other Autobots revealed themselves.

"Dad is going to be so jealous!" The squeal she let out startled everyone except Wheeljack and Starscream, the femme waving her servos in excitement. "Jazz, Prowl, Cliffjumper, Bluestreak, and Hound?! Ohmigosh, this is the coolest thing ever! Wait, are we going to the Ark? I've only ever seen the old documentaries about it, and if I got pictures, the others would be soooo jealous!"

"Twitch, darlin', ease up." Wheeljack finally holstered his gun and retracted his battle mask, noting the surprised look on the other mech's faces. "We still don't know what's goin' on."

"On that, we can agree." Starscream drawled, the feigned disinterest he was going for betrayed by his wings rigid with tension as he watched Twitch moving to examine an amused Hound's frame.

"I have already commed for reinforcements; they should arrive soon enough." Prowl approached Wheeljack with a slight hum, eyeing the nearby Decepticon with a glare. "The sparkling, she speaks of us like one does a figure in a historical sense."

"Well..." Wheeljack made sure Twitch was sufficiently distracted before leaning closer to his old commander and shaking his helm in regret. "Most of you are dead, have been fer a long time."

"...I see."

What else was there to say?

Most of the older bots were entertained by Twitch's neverending enthusiasm while they waited for whatever Autobots had been dispatched, the mere sight of a sparkling after so long lifting their sparks. Starscream tensed even further when he picked up more than a few EMF's before long, glancing down when Wheeljack moved to stand beside him.

"Doin' alright there?"

"What do you think? As you undoubtedly surmised, we are back in the War, and most of you tend to shoot first and ask questions later."

"I seem ta recall you doin' the exact same thing." The seeker glared at the deadpan response, wings flicking in a rude gesture the other only scoffed at. "Really?"

"I could do more, but the sparkling has already picked up a few, ones that Lieutenant Malto seems to know for some fragging reason." Wheeljack couldn't help but let out a loud laugh, audial fins flashing in amusement as Starscream grumbled. "SIience, you fool."

"Oh not a chance." The moment is lost when four bots drive into view, transforming to reveal Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, Ratchet, and....himself.

"Whoa." Both engineers were sizing each other up in equal parts, curiosity and suspicion, interrupted when Twitch flew up to hover between the two with wide optics.

"This is so cool!" Before either mech could respond, she was zipping over to Bumblebee, hovering beside her mentor with a curious tilt of her helm. "I don't really know how I feel about this."

"Um...do we know each other?" Bumblebee regarded her in confusion as Optimus stepped forward, kneeling down with a friendly smile.

"Greetings, little one." Primus above, he hadn't seen a sparkling so small before, watching her optics flash in recognition before she was suddenly hugging his neck. "I see you enjoy giving hugs."

"Twitch, ease up lil' bitlet." Wheeljack shook his helm as she let go of the Autobot leader, noting Ratchet was staring at her with an intense expression. "Sorry, she's an excitable lil' thing ain't she?"

"That she is old friend." Twitch moved to hover beside Starscream as Optimus stood back up, regarding the seeker with a frown. "You must have truly come from another place, Starscream is very much our enemy."

"I'm not exactly chummy on the best of days." The seeker snapped back without hesitation, his expression faltering when Twitch crossed her arms, earning more than a few surprised looks at Starscream folding to a sparkling. "However, I do not target Autobots or those squishy little humans...most of the time."

"What he really means is he's too busy nerding out in Nightshade's lab like, all the time." Twitch rolled her optics, putting her servos on her hips. "Honestly, it took me weeks to drag you out long enough for aerial tactic lessons."

"It was not weeks, you insolent little sparkling." Starscream moved to say something else before he froze, whipping his helm around to stare at a distant cluster of trees with his wings hiking up in alert.

"Starscream?"

"We are being observed."

"Then let us continue this conversation elsewhere." Prowl narrowed his optics at the position Starscream had pointed out, Hound and Bluestreak transforming and heading out without a command. "We must not let the Decepticons get hold of any of them."

"Go, I remember where the Ark used to be." The seeker waved one servo before jumping up and transforming into his alt mode with one move, blasting off after the two Autobots.

"He shouldn't go alone." Twitch protested, but remained where she was when Wheeljack shook his helm.

"No, you're the priority here. Besides, Hound and Bluestreak'll keep him right as rain, you can trust me on that." After one last look at Starscream's retreating form, she nodded, Wheeljack transforming into his alt and popping open his door. "Come on sweetling, it's a bit of a drive."

"How can I turn down a free ride from Dad2!"

"Dad2?" Ratchet stared as the Lancia drove off, the medic already running through a list of what to scan for as the other Autobots shared bemused looks before following after.

[spectralquartzafterdark]

Three way between Rosie , Bee and Jules?? Maybe human or bot Jules 👀👀👀 or even better Starscream getting his three way 🥹

I can do some Jeweltone and Rosie Content! Have Fun. TW: Light Bondage, Knotting, Breeding Kink, Petplay, Over Stimulation. and there's a mirror involved.

“Man, frag your parents. I don’t know why they give you such a hard time.” Jeweltone spoke through the radio as they pulled into the garage.

“Because, I’m not falling for their manipulation. That’s why. I should be able to say I’m taken without question.” Rosie groaned as she rested her head on the steering wheel, “Fuck the holidays.”

Rosie looked at the time and sighed as she stepped out of the purple ‘69 mustang. She adjusted her dress and sighed as her mech companion transformed. She heard Jeweltone get situated on the garage floor and turned to them. It was clear the visit to her parents caused her more distress than she let on.

“Come here. I don’t think they’re worth the Energon anymore. We don’t have to visit unless it’s life or death okay?” They said as their optics looked at their human companion, “And I encourage you to say no from here on out.”

“Yea…” she said as she walked over to Jeweltone who scooped her up into their servos, “Just it’s hard. Living out here family is all you have. Blood or chosen and I don’t have much of either…”

“Trust me, I know all about that. Giant Robot.” they chuckled as they pulled her against their chassis, “But, your boundaries and mental health mean more than anything okay?”

Rosie nodded in defeat and just sighed as she let Jeweltone keep her close for the moment. She could feel her phone buzz in the pocket of her dress, but she didn’t care. She was done with today, in fact she quit. Whatever happened would happen and she wasn’t emotionally attached to the outcome.

Jeweltone’s fuel pump was pounding, they knew what they wanted to ask… but knew that this moment might not be the right time. All they wanted to do was spoil her. They reminisced about what their plans were going to be when they had returned home. A buzz vibrated in their circuits for a moment. That wasn’t important, right now just being here was. That didn’t stop the inevitable loop their circuits was trying to throw them into. Rosie’s body being so close, so warm, so soft had only made matters worse. When she pressed back into them their engine revved.

“Oh, my Primus I’m so sorry.” they exclaimed, “I didn’t scare you did I?”

Rosie just stared at them for a moment before she laughed, “No, I’m fine. But, what has you so worked up?”

“I was… uh…” Their optics looked to the side in embarrassment as they clenched their dentae, “Thinking about what our plans had been if things went well.”

“What made you think those were canceled?” She quirked a brow shifting to face them, “Hm?”

“Ah… well…” She was so close, and their bipedal cord felt hot, “The stress of that interaction would’ve turned me off from any premade plans.”

Jeweltone watched as Rosie rubbed her head for a moment. Had they said something wrong? They felt her shift out of their grasp and watched intently. She made sure the garage doors were locked. Windows closed and blocked out. Her steps were quick – what on earth was she planning to do? Then they watched as she pulled out a small tool kit. It seemed run down and had some stickers on it. Their optics scanned it and it was then everything clicked into place.

“Unless I directly say it’s off the table… assume the plans are still valid Jeweltone.” she smiled, “And after that fiasco. Honestly, I think I want the attention. We could go as far as you’d like tonight too. With your real body, not that Holoform. It’s not as… mmm.”

“Satisfying, heh. I agree. But, are you sure?” They asked.

“Yes, just I think I need the mental reset. I’m not feeling great about myself right now.” she admitted.

“I can fix that.” they scooped her up again and kissed her gently, “And I may not need to mass shift my entire body~” they felt her body shudder, of course she’d have a size kink.

Jeweltone shifted in the berth if one could call it that. Both parties had fooled around before, but it hadn’t quite gotten past digit and glossa play. Jeweltone had been too worried about hurting their partner. And the holoform was a mess. They couldn’t hold concentration during interfacing. This would be their first time beyond foreplay. But, they had something special in mind. If her self esteem was that low they knew a way to break it and fast. Just thinking about it made their spike strain against their panels.

Jeweltone was slow to work her up. Idly kissing her and letting their large servos roam that soft body of hers. Their favorite part had to be those ungodly soft inner thighs. One day they’d ask to just use them, but, for now they had other plans. They could hear her soft moans. They ran two of their digits between her legs and felt how soaked her panties already were. When she said she wanted attention she wasn’t joking clearly.

“How much do you want this?” they asked.

“You have no idea. Thinking about this is probably why I stayed sane.” she moaned softly as she rutted against their digits.

“Good, just… let me take care of you okay? You do enough for me. And I’m not having another incident.” Jeweltone purred, “Now, go ahead and take off your clothes.”

They set her down and went to the wall across from them and pulled out a mirror that Rosie hadn’t quite yet put up. They were going to make her see how beautiful she was. They grabbed the small tool box and went back to the berth. The garage was small, but thankfully it was going to work in their favor.

“Jeweltone, what’s the mirror for?” Rosie asked cautiously.

“You’ll see.” They said carefully holding her hands and doing a small twirl, had she really been wearing that lingerie set all day? “So, that’s why your routine took 3 hours today.”

“Mmmm not like you complain.” she teased.

“Never. Pull out what you need from the kit. We’ll set it on the shelf. It’ll be easier to grab.” They said.

Rosie nodded knowing that meant Jeweltone was serious about this particular session. Jeweltone watched her trying to have the courage to let their spike out from behind their panels. When they noticed her fiddling with something any bashfulness went away. Their panel retracted in full, they knew what she was up to. They admired all her soft curves and how the lace and bands moved across her frame. It was unfair really, how they couldn’t just bury themself in between all of those soft crevices. Though they were broken out of their thoughts as their eyes wandered up and noted that she had gone a little above and beyond of what they expected. Nipple chain perfect for tugging and a little collar? That was cute.

“Perfect.” was all they said before they scooped her up into their servos again.

Positioning was the issue now. Figuring out how to hold her in such a way that her body was completely visible in the mirror. Eventually they found the perfect spot. Immediately, they felt her fuel pump start pounding. They chuckled and pressed a kiss to her face panel.

“You’ve bamboozled yourself going beyond what I expect.” they tease, “Look at you~”

“L-listen I…” she yelped as they were shifted once more.

“Oh, this is going to be fun sweetspark. And now I don’t have to be human sized to play with these.” they tugged at the chain, “Frag, imagine is one was hooked to your Spike Node.”

“F-frag.” she moaned, “D-don’t tease too much.”

“I won’t.” they tugged again and groaned at the sight, “Now, I want you to watch yourself. Understood?”

“Yes.” she said, she knew what they were up to, but knew arguing wouldn’t do a bit of good in this situation.

“Good, I will make sure you physically see how beautiful you are and how you make me feel.” they managed to win the fight against a tiny tube and applied some sensitizer to her node.

It was perhaps a bit too much, but they would use it to their advantaged as they slowly rubbed it in and around her valve. They watched in the mirror as her node finally came to attention, she really was shy tonight. Usually, it didn’t take this long.

“Look at that. Your valve’s already dripping for me and your spike node is at full attention just from applying that sensitizer.” they boasted as their servos spread her just slightly to show off the lubricant, “Mmm, but truthfully I was straining against my panel for you a few hours ago. Watching you set a boundary and protect it mmm… this? Is only a bonus~”

They took her node between their fingers and squeezed. A small yelp of pleasure escaped her chest as Jeweltone began to stroke it up and down. At one point she tried to look away, but they were able to keep her focus on the mirror. They moved their digits over her frame complimenting each soft part of her. Each scar. Each section of stretch marks. All while playing with her node. They could feel it twitching between their fingers and quickly pulled away.

They couldn’t let her overload just yet. They turned her head and kissed her for a moment of reprieve. Only to move to tug on that chain again with their free servo. They nipped at her and she did the same in turn. It was clumsy and sweet, but they could feel her body melting into their touch. Jeweltone pulled away and moved her face to look at the mirror again.

“Now, whose the most beautiful human I know?” they asked.

“Me.” she managed to breath.

“Good, and who do I love?” They asked again.

“Me.” she chuckled and smiled.

“Good, don’t forget that ever. My conjunx. Mine.” they kissed her face again digits looming over her dripping valve before one dipped into her.

It was a tight fit at first. It seemed she had tensed up, but Jeweltone took that as a hint they should have warned her. As their digit moved in and out of her it didn’t take long for the other to slip in naturally. They smirked at their work admiring the scene in-front of them. The mirror was a good idea. They’d have to do this more often. Though admittedly their Spike was starting to ache and getting harder to ignore.

“Frag, please… I need your Spike.” she whined.

“Just a little more. I want to make sure you can take it without a problem.” they assured her.

“A-alright. Just, fuck I want to be full of you already.” she sighed softly another moan escaped her as Jeweltone played with the chain.

“I know. And I’m going to make sure you’re so stuffed that you’ll be worried about being pregnant.” they teased.

“Mmm sure about that? That’s an awfully big promise.” she cooed.

“I’m sure.” Their fingers dug further into her and caused her back to arch and hips pressed onto their fingers more.

Jeweltone kept their digits burried in her fragging her until she came close to another overload and quickly pulled away. They shifted their position and rubbed their spike against her valve and node. They made sure to cause as much friction as possible wanting to see her face in the mirror. Their spike luminated as they slowly slipped inside. They moaned as they felt how soft she was. No wonder Mirage liked humans so much. They were so soft and warm. They took a moment to pulled out and used the fluid from their poor ignored valve to lubricate themself. They once again thrusted into her with far more ease.

“Primus, look at you. I bottomed out without an issue. Frag.” they said as they placed a servo around her waist and watched their light ever so slightly come through her flesh.

“I-i told you I could take it ages ago.” her voice was cracking and breaking. It was almost song like as her hips moved and tried to take more of their partner.

“Mmm, no.” the held her still, “I’m taking care of you remember. Let me do the work.”

“F-frag okay.” she whined. She wanted to move so badly, “Please, move? It feels so good already.”

“As you wish.” they smirked.

Jeweltone wasn’t inexperienced. With humans maybe, but other bots. Not so much. And humans weren’t that different so they knew how to angle themself. Once they found that perfect spot they went to work. Struts thrusted into their partner like their life depended on it. They watched as her body rippled and moved, fuel pump almost vibrating at the sight. Their servos moved to keep her steady as the other pulled on that delicious chain. Though at this position it wasn’t the most practical and they had to chose where to put their energy. They let go of it and opted for something a little closer. Her node that had been twitching for some time. They took it between their digits and let their rhythm take care of any motion that was needed.

Their systems were starting to over heat. The room was starting to get hotter and they could see the sweat that beaded up on Rosie. It made her glisten like a jewel. It made them want to see her overload even more.

“Come on, cum for me.” they moaned into her ear, “Show much how much you want this.”

“Mmm… trying please a little rougher.” she asked softly clearly struggling with her body.

Jeweltone knew what had to be done. They bent them both over ever so slightly their body almost overshadowing theirs, but still visible in the mirror. If they had been any bigger she’d be their personal cocksleeve. With this position brought a new development. A slight bulge could be seen in Rosie. Jeweltone almost rolled their optics at that delicious sight. They took a moment to regain themselves before they picked up pace again. Her body felt so good against theirs it was driving them wild. Their engine revved louder and louder and caused their vibration mod to kick in. And that was all it took for her to break.

“F-frag I’m gonna!!” her last soft squeak before her body gave into Jeweltones demand.

She overloaded. Hard. She could barely think straight from how strong it was. Her body was squeezing Jeweltone’s spike so tightly that they felt their other mod kick in. After two more thrusts they could no longer pull from her valve as they overloaded. Their voice box distorting as they cried out her name. They could only manage soft I love yous as both parties came down from their high. Jeweltone had to carefully sit both of them back up. They both looked in the mirror and they smirked. There was definitely a noticeable bump. They hadn’t lost their touch after all.

They kissed her gently and smiled as their systems began to cool off.

“Are you okay?” They asked.

“Mmhmm… y-you’re stuck.” she pointed out.

“Y-yea… sorry about that. Usually I can control that mod… but -”

“Don’t worry about it. It feels really good.” she admitted, node still twitching.

“Mmm greedy little thing I don’t think your body is done.” They smirked.

They couldn’t do much else until their knot mod reconfigured itself. So, they decided to see if they could coax out one more overload from Rosie. They rubbed her node in circles, pinching and working it much like before. Hearing her whines. She was oversensitive right now. But, her poor node was so swollen they couldn’t jut ignore it. So, they kept it up idly. Carefully playing with it until finally they felt her fall back into their chassis crying out literal tears of pleasure as she overloaded again. Squeezing their spike much harder and longer. Over and over. Almost like a chain.

“F-frag, Jeweltone!” She pushed against their hand, “T-too much gonna FRAG.” she sobbed as she overloaded again enough to push Jeweltone’s spike from her body with a pop.

“Primus, I didn’t know you could do that. Frag… I want to set aside a full day now. Just to tease you.” They admitted as their spike finally depressurized and they retracted it back into their panel.

“Mmm… later…” she sobbed softly taking off the nipple clamps and chain and throwing them to the side. She clearly wasn’t going to risk another round.

Jeweltone smirked seeing their transfluid dripping from her valve. They took a few digits and shoved as much as they could back into her. Rosie giggled and looked to them via the mirror.

“What was I upset about earlier?” She asked.

“Absolutely nothing.” Jeweltone laughed and held her closer, “But now… I think we both need baths.”

[seraphim-seeker]

Friend: Hey are you okay?

Me: Yea, I’m fine

Friend: But you looked upset

Me: I’m not and Do not look upset

Also Me:

Yea, I don’t have resting Bitch Face, I have “I will throw you through a Damn Wall StarScream” Face

[deathstar-the-starscream-clone]

Masterpost of the DeathStar House:

[Mod Here! Before I get into character this Ask/RP Blog is for my OC and her Variants: DeathStar. DeathStar is a clone version of StarScream who gets overlooked for simply being a clone him. Now let’s get this ball rolling!!]

Greetings humans of this planet, I’m DeathStar. Well The Original DeathStar, I’ll talk about the other in a moment. So yea, I’m DeathStar, I’m a Clone of StarScream. I took his place as Second in Command because my Screamer finally croaked so I was created as a backup. Unfortunately due to my predecessors history, I am not well liked despite being VERY different from him. Only individuals who acknowledge me and treat me as a person and not just a clone are TC and ‘Warp… Uh! I’m gonna stop myself before I go on a Tangent, so I’ll take about the other version of me.

I’ll simplify for now but at some I’ll go into more detail:

This is LD (Liar’s Dice/Bad End), she’s a version of me that succumbed to their “Inner StarScream”, so she’s kind of a bully but it’s all really a mask they use to cope, they’re just me but just a mean girl…In the Heathers way [LD is Below]

Next is Desolate. She’s me from the Future and has to work with a bigger pain in the aft than Megatron. I feel bad but seeing them makes me feel cautious about my own future. They’re a very bitter individual about what happened to them and not very trusting, she can be hostile but not as much as before [Desolate is Below]

Then there’s… Lémures, they’re me but….dead, apparently Megatron’s paranoia got the better of him and shot them. She honestly took the death in stride and they mostly spend their afterlife watching over Thundercracker, Skywarp, and SkyFire [Lémures is Below]

Up next is Pierrot! She’s from a different universe than mine. TFA is what it’s called. In that universe she’s actually (what’s ever left) of Screamer’s Mortality. So they tend to be a bit… erratic or stressed [Pierrot is Below]

Then we have… Maddie or Soluna, she likes both names and doesn’t care which is used, kind of like you humans with pronouns. Anyways, she’s from a separate timeline of Pierrot’s where Ultra Magnus went absolutely crazy, forced the science division to create a gas that turn almost everyone as crazy as him, those with strong wills can resist it but it still has lingering effects. Which is why if Maddie is overwhelmed they’re prone to laugh filled violent outbursts…kinda creepy and sad, we all just hope their Ratchet finds a cure soon. [Soluna is below]

Don’t be alarmed or concerned for them, that’s just Midnight. Also from a divergent timeline of Pierrot’s. In this one StarScream had found something we called Black Energon and basically caused an infection to both Decepticon and Autobots on Earth. Just to get revenge on Megatron. Midnight was brought back to life because of the black energon, the stuff is basically harmless if the one infected by it doesn’t have unsavory desires [Midnight is Below]

And to wrap up the Pierrot timelines is… Drama! A triplechanger version of Pierrot, they didn’t choose to be one. They keep on their “Happy Face” or Comedy Mask on a lot and rarely show Tragedy or their “Sad Face”, they repress a lot of their emotions by just staying on their Comedy face. They also do it to repress and never let out Insanity, we’ve never seen that face but Comedy and Tragedy don’t like talking about that side of her… [Drama is Below]

Now here’s another version of me from another but very different timeline from mine or Pierrot. This one is TFP or Flowers. She’s kinda shy and not as talkative but she’s been learning to up more. Also has better pull than the rest of us, she has two partners and one’s a Predacon! I am SO jealous! [Flowers is Below]

And now this unhappy ball of misery is Thorns (Bad Ending Flowers) She became very bitter after the constant singling out from the Autobots no matter what she did to aid them in helping end the war. They’re honestly way more patience than the StarScream of that Universe as they took the Methodical approach and struck fear into the Prime and Megatron… None of us particularly like Thorns because they have a tendency to antagonize others like LD but when they do it…it way more invasive so she stays with Madame until they’ve healed a bit [Thorns is Below]

Now for the gentle giant, DragonLily. She’s Flowers but as a predacon, she’s one of the surviving few predacons Shockwave made before the Autobots blew up the lab. Scarred her face but she lived. They’re pretty skittish and avoid any form of conflict if they can help it [Dragonlily is Below]

Now this little slag. We nicknamed them Terror because that’s what they are. She’s actually pretty cognizant despite still desperately craving energon. She’s pretty quiet and usually only comes out to eat or hangs around Raven (I’ll get to them in a bit) [Terror is Below]

This. Is The Vessel. She gave up her spark to the chaos god Unicron, they were surprisingly granted autonomy but they still hear the voice of Unicron, Vessel is rather cruel but shockingly protective of things they claim as theirs [Vessel is Below]

Here’s this shy and antsy seeker. Derelict. She’s me from the IDW Universe, one of the few that get to live a post war life…not a great one though. They were created by Shockwave but never finished and it messes with their mental health, not to mention their StarScream is still alive and actively hates her existence [Derelict is Below]

Paladin here is the only version of us who has actually fought the Prime and got the bragging rights of living afterwards but no one in their Universe respects them or acknowledges that. That Devastation Universe has no respect for such an interesting feat [Paladin is Below]

Ah….Scarlet, she's an interesting character. They're me but from the EarthSpark Universe, they're a clone of sorts. A Chaos Terran I believe is what they call themselves since they were created from the remnants of chaos energy for the cyber-sleeve their StarScream created to from Emberstone to control a Titan. They are still connected to StarScream so they can feel his visceral rage and hatred towards them, which causes a lot of emotional distress but they hide it well (most of do). They didn’t have the best luck with the Maltos and went into hiding in the Autobots Base. They still haven’t attempted to talk to the Autobots for many reasons and one is the shared fear of Megatron and being imprisoned. [Scarlet is Below]

Ah…she’s the newbie and besides Derelict, older than the rest of us. Don’t know much about their timeline but I can see in their eyes. The hatred and burning rage that dwells beneath their neutral surface. Which is fair, they’ve definitely been through from what their demeanor tells me. [Ire is below]

Oh! Here’s Raven by the way. She’s from a very different Universe, where Decepticons are techno-organic beast like creatures. From what Raven has shared, her world is within a deep mystical forest that she and other creatures protect, villagers fear them due to other creatures going down a path of terror and destruction but she and others of the nest she was adopted into protect villagers from “The Disgraced” as they put it. Since the village elders thought sacrifices would keep the disgraced away from them [Raven is Below]

Aside from Raven, Dispel is the only fully organic version of me. She’s me if I went to one of the many human interpretations of damnation or Hell. They’re a fallen angel, who once was an Exorcist, killing demons left and right until they had been cast out and stripped of their wings. Now they do odd jobs in Hell just have some money and a place to live [Dispel is Below]

Now I know in the picture there’s two of them but let me explain. They’re the same DeathStar, the taller one with the battle mask and “I have nothing left to lose” aura about them is the future version of the shorter one. The shorter one with the optic patch is Devoid. Devoid is from a universe where Optimus became the bad guy and no not like that Shattered Glass Universe, Orion just went of her rocker and became a greedy psychotic tyrant. Devoid was forced to work under her and dear Primus… Not my story to tell but she messed them up…

Now this is where Reapera (Taller one) comes in, she’s the future version of Devoid who became Prime after the unfortunate death of her Megatron…only version of us that had a Megatron that gave scrap about a DeathStar. The death of Megatron is what fueled Devoid on their path of leadership and ending the war once and for all. [Devoid (left) and Reapera Prime (right) are below]

Finally, Toughie. We call her that because she had to endure years of abuse from Megatron X, not physically but emotionally and mentally X messed her up. She’s quiet but also snappish, she’s also the only other version of me that gets to live a post War like and unlike the Hell Derelict has to endure, Toughie actually gets support and help…they just need to work on asking [Toughie is Below]

And that’s all of us. Didn’t realize how of me there was until I really thought about it and explained.

Now moving on we have some rules for this blog:

Don’t pester any of us for a drawn out backstories if we don’t feel like sharing

Don’t take out any of your grievances with StarScream out on us. We aren’t him. RESPECT THAT.

Don’t be overly rude or pushy

Also we know a select few of you find Seekers attractive…Don’t weird about it though

Now navigating this Blog might be a tussle so here let me- [Mod taking over again, sup!]

Navigation: Deathly Scrolls is for Reblogs, Soaring Wings is for Stories, Nephi Approaches is for me the Mod, Asked and Answered is for Asks.

[That’s all folks!]

[gucci-depressione]

me thought process while readin megaton origins n uh spoilers ahead lol

ch 1

- damn that guy was spitting facts n got nerfed rip

-lmao that senator dude got impaled by that mining tool thingy

- megatron just smashed that guys face in n cuased a riot which got like most of em killed mega rip

- omg rumble n frenzy on the prison ship

- dang is that what sentintal prime looks like dude is totally diff from what I was thinkin lmao

- prowl my beloved

ch 2

- megatron really be the rising champ of the arena good for him [also lovin the red on his face lol]

- there’s like teams in the arena ? the more ya know lol

- ooo recon time by some random bots lol

- :0 wait they be melting bodies ?

- omg soundwave my beloved

- oof recon team got discovered

- aand they’re dead rip to them

ch 3

- omg the elite trine my beloveds

- ooo things be happening n those things be crimes lol

- honestly tho megatron kinda has a point with like the things he’s sayin in his speech yenno. I’d probs join him ngl

- oof here comes the police

- aaand they all gettin arrested rip

- oh they be lettin soundwave go free, mayhaps bc he works for that senator dude 🤔

- ooh wonder what megatron told him

ch 4

- lol starscream so many crimes

- hell yea prison break time me love that

- VIVA LA REVOLUTION >:3

- oooh shit is goin down

- omg did soundwave just turn that guy into a cassette !? could be wrong but that’s what it look like to me

- yo sentinel prime really just pulled up in a whole ass gundam suit

- damn even with the suit he got fuckin wrecked f in the chat

Overall 100/10 so fuckin good

[sparklingpax]

abdjsbsjsks his face 💀✨✨ he looks so Very upset for a couple seconds in the bg after Starscream zips outta there & i only just noticed it--

like. Yea he probably was, considering how he really just wanted to know what the fuck was going on, but no one wanted to explain and he was instead abruptly shut back in the room before he could even finish speaking so. it makes sense 😔✨

[cirilee]

Question: About your humanformers, particularly MegaStar, when did they start becoming bitter towards each other? Because with the whole Meg and OP being exes and somehow Megs and Star ending up together before falling out, I can imagine that there's some major angst fodder in between

YEA, i mean it basically happens like it does in the show. things are all lovey dovey and uptown girl is playing in the background as upper class optimus is mingling with the commoners and falling for the handsome gladiator --

and then as soon as they're ready to face the council, and the matrix chooses optimus, its over ;_;

they have a horrible fight, and right at that time starscream has his falling out with skyfire and they start off as each other's rebound X'D

[enbyblades]

ok so my roommate and i were talking about starop bc i love dragging her into my bullshit...but also its her own fault for asking why i ship them jsdlafsf but anyway we came up with some good angsty content 

so anyway to be honest we were detailing a potential animatic jashdlasfjsf but it kinda led to us talking about the story potential of having this cross faction romance and all that like parallels between characters; theyre in a fight and somehow starscream winds up fighting against optimus and he fires a missile at him but misses a little too intentionally and megatron notices and like squints his eyes and gives starscream shit about it later of course bc hes suspicious and tells soundwave to keep a closer eye on him,,,, 

whereas ratchet, in a separate battle, starscream gets shot down by one of the other autobots and optimus just freezes and he wants to run to star and make sure hes ok and it shows on his face and his body language and ratchets pieced things together at this point, he knows Smthn is going on between those two, cuz hes perceptive and he just,, nods at optimus and turns the other way, off to help the others...he pretends he does not see it. 

and knockout knows, hes still a bitch but he and starscream have smthn of a mutual respect for one another, mostly bc breakdown acts as knockouts conscience ajsdhlsff, so while he teases star like “have fun with your boy toy, screamer? ‘,:)” he still like covers for him when megatron is wondering where he is and hes off with optimus. 

but the SPICY parts, so starscream kidnaps bumblebee and fucks him up a good deal, probably as a desperate attempt to get megatron off his back a little, and when optimus and maybe someone else arrives to save him, star grabs bee in a chokehold with his gun pointed at his head and optimus of course is horrified and trying to talk him down telling him he doesnt have to do this and wondering whY hes doing this, and starscream shoots bumblebee in the torso, not killing him but yknow, hes gonna be out for the count for a hot minute, and flees the scene 

so they dont see eachother for a while, they stop having their secret meetings bc optimus is hurt and starscream is in his own emotional turmoil over the situation. before optimus can figure out how he wants to handle the situation, he gets a complaint from fowler whos like “WHY is this goddamn jet ATTACKING random truckers???” bc starscream, ever so smooth, decided the best way to get ops attention was to. tackle him in alt mode apparently. ratchet gives him a look and says “looks like someones trying to get ur attention...” and optimus decides hell try to find star in their usual meeting place. ratchet of course is like, long suffering sigh “i cant stop you optimus...i just hope you know what youre doing. be careful.”

so they meet and starscream tries to act like everything is normal but of course optimus has to address the elephant in the room, and starscream is like “i thought we agreed to not talk about war and factions when we meet..” and optimus is like “starscream, you grievously injured bumblebee. you know why we have to talk about this” it becomes pretty heated, mostly bc starscream is explaining himself and is frustrated at the world and their situation and is ranting. he apologizes and clearly regrets what he did, and optimus, having the spark of a saint, forgives him tho hes still hurt. starscreams still VERY distressed though. they have This exchange:

“starscream...please. come back with me... you wont feel like you have to hurt my friends anymore. we wont have to sneak out in secret...”

“how many times do i have to tell you i CANT optimus! megatron would KILL me!” (he used to claim that he cant abandon this cause hes worked so hard for, but hes since come to realize the original ideas the decepticons were fighting for have been lost to megatrons batshittery.)

“we would protect you-”

“oh, like you protected CLIFFJUMPER?”

his eyes widen as he immediately realizes how royally hes just fucked up, and he can see it in optimus face that hes barely holding back a whole slew of hurt, disappointment, anger. it hurts twice as bad bc we all know WHO killed cliff, but also bc optimus no doubt has that leader complex that causes him to feel like cliffs death was his fault bc he couldnt lead them well enough to prevent it, and STAR knows this, and optimus Knows that star knows this, and its just..OOF. so optimus holds it in.

“o-optimus, i- im sorry, i didnt-”

“starscream....i cannot abandon my family. so you need to pick a side....and if it is not removed from the decepticons...i dont think it is healthy for us to keep this up.”

“optimus wAIT-”

but hes already transformed and is driving away. 

again time passes, i havent thought this part all the way thru yet, but eventually they meet again somehow and starscream apologizes (again) PROFUSELY, and optimus, in his infinite patience, forgives him again. they meet in their secret place, and its a pleasant normal meeting, but what optimus said is still very much an issue that needs to be addressed, and its lingering. starscream apologizes again for what he said about cliffjumper, and says smthn along the lines of “if anyone could protect me, not that i NEED protection, mind you......id trust you to be able to.”

“then come back with me...”

he looks conflicted. he wants to go so bad, but....

“we’ll see.” 

they kiss and part ways. optimus drives off, but when starscream turns around hes face to face with lazerbeak. soundwave comes out of his hiding place.

“scrap...”

he doesnt bother trying to come up with a lie. he knows it wont get him anywhere. soundwave heard enough, and no doubt recorded it. so instead he pleads with soundwave not to say anything. he promises he wont betray the decepticon cause, he hasnt given the autobots any information and he doesnt plan to, just PLEASE dont say anything. 

soundwave doesnt say a word. he opens a groundbridge and gestures for starscream to walk through first. 

and the next part also isnt totally fleshed out but i imagine he doesnt feel like he has much of a choice, so he walks through and has to face whatever megatron has in store for him unless he manages to escape somehow. whether he gets out on his own volition or is thrown off the ship by megatron is still up in the air, but the ensuing fallout of soundwave finding out and telling megs is what finally pushes starscream to abandon the decepticons for good. 

ANYWAY. YEA. ANGST.

[mrmeepsmadmind]

aaaand BUMBLEBEE 😊 !!!!

[howtozuzu]

Today I drew sum Blitzbee in the stream!! I really adore the two... And also their size difference is killing me holy fuck

But yea! I made two versions because I mainly wanted to draw Icy face, but noone can tell me that random wouldn’t switch at the boop xD

Tomorrow there will be more Starscream legs

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[tfw-no-tennis]

[drumming] BEAST WARRRS

wow, me and ruth watching MORE transformers stuff?? its more likely than you think

sooo yeah we started watching beast wars. which seems like the logical next step after reading the comics and watching tfa, tfp, (some of) g1, cyberverse, even the live action movies back in the day...

however ruth and I have always ruthlessly bullied beast wars bc of how outdated the cgi looks, stating that no matter how good everyone says it is, we can never watch it bc its so ugly 

we watched a couple clips, even, including the fight scene from ep2 which is SO funny I'm sorry and we were like ‘yea we cant watch this lol’ BUT LO AND BEHOLD...HERE WE ARE....

so yah this was probably inevitable but yea, ill probably write a few of these post just giving my scattered thoughts

so! so far we’ve watched like 8 eps and I gotta say....I like it a lot so far

as ruth says, ‘it feels like an actual show’ (as opposed to g1 which imo feels more like an extended-toy-commercial-slash-acid-trip)

like, even in the first couple eps, its clear there's actual plot and characters

the bad cgi is admittedly distracting at time, similar to the animation errors in g1 

in terms of the plot, I find it to be really interesting - I like the explanations for the beast forms w/the energon making their robot forms short out

the premise is like, so wild to me, in a meta sense - like, this was basically the followup to g1 (ignoring g2, and all the japanese stuff like headmasters and victory), and its SO wildly different than g1 - premise-wise, beast wars feels like something you'd get 20 years down the line in the franchise when they're trying to go at the source material from a new, fresh angle

instead its the follow-up to g1, bc I guess being able to sell toys that transform into animals rather than cars is a good market 

oh man is this show 90s. like, it came out in ‘96, so obviously its gonna be 90s, but sometimes it just slaps you in the face w/it 

like...the music. lmao like the guitar riffs that play sometimes are so hilariously 90s that I feel myself regressing into an infant (the state I was in irl during the 90s)

plus the dialogue...like half of what cheetor says is just. so very 90s. like Cool Epic Teenz 90s sometimes, which is hilarious and out of date now 

speaking of cheetor I love my boy. I already love him from cyberverse but this is og cheetor and I love him here too. he;s just a great kid appeal yellow character and I luv him. he has freckles that's soooo cuteee my boiiii

as for the characters in general...I like how they all have pretty solid characterizations but also undergo character development. and I like how we don't get all too much exposition about them/their backstories so we get to learn things as we go along 

optimus primal is cool, and interesting when compared to other optimuses (optimii?)...he seems like a Leader™, but he’s kinda frustrated/done with this shit, especially compared to like, g1 op, who was very patient, and tfa op, who felt very young. this op feels very experienced but also doesn't always wanna be here

who else is there...rhinox! he is great, he seems like the only one w/a brain cell. he seems v levelheaded and cool, I like him a lot. he hasn't gotten much spotlight but I'm interested to see what he’ll do. I like his voice

rattrap omg...ruth hates him bc he’s annoying which, fair, but I like him bc he’s hilarious. he’s a rat from new jersey, and joisey rats are just Like That okay

dinobot...omg...I love him. he’s just dramatic and gay. and also a dinosaur. I think its cool that he has a SWORD bc everyone else has guns (kinda boring), and also he has laser eyes. he is cool and interesting and also he and optimus are dating tyvm 

as for the predacons...beast wars megatron oh my goddd....I love him so much he’s SO entertaining lmao...yesssssss....he’s so Shakespearian? idek how else to describe it. he’s very eloquent and he really feels like a high-class play actor who could also rip your face off if he wanted to. he says ‘yessssss’ SO much its so funny. he’s very like, over the top and kinda hammy, but in a completely different way than g1 megs, who could be described similarly but is a very different vibe 

bw megatron is basically the polar opposite of tfp megatron

as for the rest of the predacons, we haven't gotten as much character stuff for them but I'm interested in them for sure

tarantulas.....I wanna see more of him, he’s just so entertaining to me idk. gay little spider man

scorponok omfg he’s such a loser in this hvbajkdsfbwkhdsf I cant get over how completely lame and unthreatening he is lmaoooo he’s such a lil bitch. I could cough on him and he’d explode probably. hilarious

terrorsaur is like the starscream of this show from what I can tell so far since he’s already tried to take over the predacons twice. ruth and I hate the weird bird dinosaur noises he makes. actually we hate when any of the characters make animal noises honestly hbvkjdnsfaksl

waspinator sure is here. he hasn't done much but he’s definitely present! and makes some weird terrible bug noises

blackarachnia just got here and then immediately left, which is hilarious. she saw everyone fighting and was like ‘actually fuck this’ and bounced, which is super valid 

ok I gotta talk abt the animation again vhbahkjsdfhbkjsf its...really painful...I mean it looks great for being 1996, but since its cgi it does NOT hold up at all (compared to 2d animation, which tends to hold up better - tho low-budget stuff like g1 doesn't hold up great, but it looks bad in a much different way than bad old cgi does)

like, I mentioned it above but that fight scene in ep2...there are just so many moments that weren't supposed to be funny but were hilarious due to the animation. like when the two sides run at each other and clash, when they hit each other half of them just fly offscreen like plastic toys vbahsudfbajskdf its SO visually hilarious I rewound it to watch it again lmao 

also anytime they do closeups I cringe so hard, especially on optimus, he just looks so plastic...in general the beast modes looks pretty janky, like cheetors limbs (mostly around the shoulders/hips) look weird af...I feel like rattraps beast mode looks the least wack. beast mode tarantulas also looks weird as hell but I think that's partially bc his colors are so garish lmao

I'm soooo excited to see the stuff that connects beast wars to g1, I know a few things about how its connected thanks to my reading of the g1 tfwiki pages, and I cant wait to see it all unfold

I'm really not spoiled for much, surprisingly...I might know a couple character deaths, and a few other things, but for the most part I have no clue what's going to happen which is really cool actually. I'm excited to see things!!!

[mocacheezy]

(forgot to actualy post this when I first wrote it, anyways, rechecked the info with the help of wiki, so have my thoughts on TFA Megatron (S1))

So I finished the first season of Transformers Animated, and let me just… Let me just EXPRESS my feelings for TFA S1 Megatron and the shit that happens to him:

So Megatron has the Allspark in his sight after so many many years of searching. It’s on a tiny Autobot repair ship, shouldn’t be a problem to get it right? Except while fighting the Autobots a bomb planted on him (by Starscream, he should see this coming) detonates. He survives that with damage to his right arm, gets inside the ship and is facing off against 5 autobots (clearly repair crew, and not in sync) in no gravity. One of them manages to cut his arm off, he is down by an arm, big deal, ‘tis but a scratch, he’s fine.

… No like seriously, this doesn’t stop him. He ALMOST GETS THE ALLSPARK!

Except that the leader of this troublesome repair crew kicks him off ship, causing him to crash on Earth. The only thing intact is his head (that Sumdac finds). Is he dead? Is he in a coma? Whatever it is, Sumdac tinkers with what he found.

50 years later, Megatron wakes up, can’t move, can’t do anything really because he is literaly a HEAD (ᵃˡˢᵒ ʷʰⁱˡᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵃⁿᵗ ᶠᵘˡˡʸ,ⁱ ˡᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵉᵖⁱˢᵒᵈᵉ ʷⁱᵗʰ ᵇᵘˡᵏʰᵉᵃᵈ “ˡᵒˢⁱⁿᵍ�� ʰⁱˢ ᵇᵒᵈʸ…ᵖᵘᵗˢ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵍˢ ⁱⁿᵗᵒ ᵖᵉʳˢᵖᵉᶜᵗⁱᵛᵉ), sees that Starscream was the one who tried to kill him and almost suceeded (or did he suceed? Again, not 100% clear on the function of that Key… It heals, it upgrades, it gives life and sentience… Did it REVIVE Megatron or did it just wake him up?)

And what does he do?

I MEAN LOOK AT THIS?!

He is LITERALY ONLY A HEAD, WITH SO MANY OF PARTS EXPOSED OR WIRES HOOKED UP TO SUMDACS MACHINES.

MACHINES THAT HE CAN’T USE, BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO PRIMITIVE.

AND DESPITE ALL THAT!

THIS GLORIOUS FUCKER!

STARTS PLANNING RIGHT AWAY! HE KNOWS THE SITUATION IS BAD AND HE BIDES HIS TIME!

He eventualy risks what little… Advantage? Is being locked away in the dark an advantage? When there’s autobots around being hailed as heroes, yea I think it might be though Megatron wouldn’t admit it… I think? Not outloud that’s for sure

Anyways, he risks it with exposing himself to Sumdac.

And then proceeds to deceive Sumdac! Like, Sumdac is smart. I actualy did need to take a step back and go “damn this poor man really is way over his head”, because on the first glance it seems really dumb to fall for a lie like that.

(I actualy would love to talk about the Professor in the future, especialy by just looking at him as a character on his own… BUT THIS IS MEGS SPOTLIGHT SO *yeets away for another time*)

AND MEGATRON IS NOT 100% GOOD AT THIS “I am an Autobot” THING. He lashes out! He is impatient, he is angry to the point of wrecking the lab with the energy surges and there are moments when Sumdac doubts that he himself can fix this mess he made, especialy with how angry this “Autobot” is.

But SOMEHOW, this glorious FUCK manages to turn most of the damage those outbursts cause into very convincing explanations for his reactions, WHILE also pretending to be useful and “helping”.  

He can see almost everything from where he is, once he masters the connections with the cameras and etc. in the tower and things across the city. He deflects or “explains” why his plans included flamethrowers for amusement bots, and, let me say this again! 

HE IS ONLY A HEAD AT THIS POINT IN THE SERIES!

A HEAD!

He is pretty limited with what he can do HIMSELF! Sumdac is not an ally, he is more of an enemy that isn’t aware of the power he holds over Megatron.

And he is doing everything FAR too slow.

That everything being mainly, getting Megs a body.

AND WHAT’S EVEN BETTER?!

There are so many robots around, all of them reverse enginered from Megatron himself, and none of them are of use to him. And when he DOES manage to get them to listen, something always interferes (Dinobots were a semi sucess, Soundwave rebelled, but did end up wearing a con badge (and boy was it eerie to hear Soundwave say ‘machines supperior to humans’ and how they will be all destroyed… Great episode that one) ). 

So the robots of this planet are useless to him. He has to try and find a way to manipulate human criminals to do his bidding, getting him the materials Sumdac apparently can’t get without raising suspicion. Not that it’s hard, but they are useless as well, especialy with the Autobots meddling, so that also fails. 

And there is always that Key. That he can’t just ask for, but can’t get no matter how he tries. And by god, does he try.

His only real, longe term-ish line of self defense at the moment is Sumdac and his guilt over using a friend of the Heroic Autobots…

AND THEN!

HIS DECEPTICONS ARRIVE!

And he isn’t even sure if he can trust them, given that his Second In Command blew him to pieces. So he has to gamble and hope for the best with Lugnut.

Which is clearly tiring because, as much of devout follower as Lugnut is (the fanfics are all spot on, writers of TFA Fandom amazing job portraying this mass of devotion), it gets annoying real fast when you are trying to get things done and really need to get a body asap, and the only one you can count on is determined to sing praises to you everytime you give an order.

Not even THAT seems to bring him any closer to his goal. And then Sumdac finds what remained of his body.

Pretty good for 50 years of weather exposure, eh?

BUT it seems he will have to keep waiting, because the blizzard that is raging outside causes a blackout, so the Tower is using the backup generator, so Sumdac declairs a delay in repairs.

Megatron alternates between bluster and sweet-talk to try to get his way, but it’s no use. Megatron attempts to call Lugnut again for assistance.

(Source: tfwiki)

From the looks of it, he came back online at the begining/end of fall, so he’s been,

pretending to be an Autobot (one who is a friend of bots he knows very little about, the ones who caused him to become like this in the first place)

 pretending to be useful and helpful to Sumdac in exchange for attempted repairs (all of which have failed)

keeping his temper in check (good thing he can save the slip ups with quick thinking…)  

for about… 3 or 4 months?

And no way to leave the lab?

With Sumdac as his only company?

Probably also in discomfort given THAT HE IS HOOKED UP LIKE THAT?!

With his ghoulish hand in sight that was/is CLEARLY being used as a chair for an organic?

… Yea. Imagine doing all that, being this close to finaly making progress, and instead being told “Weather bad, no can’t do, wait a while longer”.

So if Sumdac fears enough for the safety of his planet, he’ll surely work faster right? That seems to work somewhat…

Then comes Starscream.

The absolutely last Decepticon Megatron needs right now. So Megatron has to pretend he doesn’t know Starscream tried to kill him. With Starscream CLEARLY planning to kill him for good this time.

He is a head, what can he do?

We can soon see Megatron can take great joy in punishing that fragger, with limited resources he has, while Sumdac finaly works on his body.

The only fun perk of being a “friend of the Autobots” so far.

And then Blitzwing and Lugnut arrive. I swear, I was sure with all the talk Lugnut was doing, there was no way Megatron will actualy get that body.

Good thing they got the Key and that Sumdac didn’t think/wasn’t able to put in any override codes or sound the alarms.

What followed was a gorgeous villain reanimation/reconstruction scene and I loved every second of it. I mean, just look at this. 

So, Megatron finaly has a fresh new body.

(gorgeous fucker)

He fights the Autobots, (if I start talking about the details, this post will never end), defeats them and does a magnificent job of offlining his SIC.

(Like, I love TFA Starscream. I really do. This purple bastard is a joy to watch, but given what he did, seeing him get offlined in such a dramatic, yet quick and efficient way(and knowing he comes back anyway)… Let’s just say, I was very pleased.)

The “Fuck you Starscream, Die 1.0” however, lets the Autobots escape and the chase begins.

Here I would like to thank the animators for giving both Bots and Cons gorgeous Magical girl-esque transformation scenes, because they are all beautiful BUT MEGATRON, HOLY HELL, I AM LOVING THAT HELICOPTER!

And they are back on the Ark, fighting in much the same way they were the first time, 

But Megatron has no apparent weaknesses, except perhaps being cluttered with little shards of Optimus Prime after he finishes beating on the Autobot. Their one-sided fight carries them into the hold of the ship, where Megatron succeeds in acquiring the AllSpark… 

Megatron manages to GET THE ALLSPARK! 

SO MANY YEARS OF FIGHTING AND SEARCHING, AND HE HAS IT!

And he puts it in his spark chamber. Or in front of it.

…

Megatron. You just put an anchient artifact in your chest.

I… Listen, this is a step above Megan and his SpaceCocaineStraightToSpark Nonesense, BUT ALRIGHT!

I GUESS IT IS “SAFER” THAN HOLDING IT IN YOUR HANDS WHILE FIGHTING AND GLOATING.

Before he can celebrate, he is temporarily downed by Isaac, who knows enough about Megatron’s circuitry to disable his equilibrium sensors—

(”well fuck you too Sumdac”, I mutter to myself) 

but although he drops the AllSpark Key in his stumble, the tyrant isn’t down for long. Megatron is about to finish Prime, when Sari hurls Prime the Key…

the kid Megatron could easily crush when she was standing infront of the Allspark (BUT HE DIDN’T!) throws the key to Optimus.

…

Who proceeds to jam it into the Allspark.

…

In your chest Megatron.

…

Where your own spark is, Megatron.

For the Lord of Decepticons and quite an old fellow, who I’ve just sung praise to, that was so dumb…

A destabilized Megatron flees the ship before the AllSpark explodes inside his chest, dispersing its energy throughout the atmosphere.

HE BLOWS UP! AGAIN!

This time his body is mostly in one piece, and he has Sumdac as a hostage but…

This Megatron does not have luck on his side.

He really does not.

The only reason he is still functioning is, that he is too stubborn to give up and die. 

The whole “TooStubbornToDie” does seem to be a Megatron trademark, and makes me love his character even more.

TFA Megs. S1 and I already love him so much. 

To finish up this rant of mine…

Someone get him a damn blanket and force him TO TAKE A DAMN BREAK! REST YOU STUBBORN FOOL! 

[selanaris]

What if Optimus was a triple changer?

Triple Changer Optimus AU Info:

*Perceptor created the Triple Changer Program instead of Blackarachnia.

*Optimus volunteered by a combination of Ultra Magnus guilt tripping asking him and being peer pressured encouraged by Sentinel and Elita.

*When the operation was finished Optimus’ processor was scrambled during the process.

*Each face has a different part of Optimus’ personality; his 3 faces are the caring fatherly friend, the cute and curious knowledge-seeking dork and the badass selfless hero.

*Optimus’ alt-modes are a firetruck; controlled by the friendly face, a jet airplane; controlled by the knowledge face and both can be controlled by the heroic face.

*Ultra Magnus told them to go to Archa 7 to get energon from an abandoned deception warship.

*But when Optimus found the energon with Elita and more spiders arrived OP's 3 faces are fighting over what to do next; the friendly face wants to escape with Elita and complete the mission already, the knowledge face wants to explore the con ship and the hero face wants to kill all the spiders. This conflict causes OP's body to accidently shoot the energon which causes an explosion and forces OP's hero face to save Sentinel and leave poor Elita behind.

*Optimus took all the blame for what happened out of guilt.

*Sentinel called Optimus a monster.

*Ultra Magnus sadly told Optimus after he expelled him, “I’m sorry Optimus, you were a great prime and I thought the Triple Changer Program would make you a better hero… but instead it seems to have made you more like a weapon.”

*After hearing these things, Optimus faces changed; the knowledge face became sad and less eager to learn new things, the heroic face became stoic and emotionally distant and the poor, miserable friendly face refused to even show itself for a long time.

*The council wanted to lock Optimus away somewhere so the general public wouldn’t found out about him, but Ultra Magnus pulled some strings so Optimus could a somewhat decent life and repair space bridges instead.

*At first, Bumblebee, Bulkhead, Prowl and Ratchet were a little creeped out by Optimus’ changing faces, but one by one they all got used to them.

*It was Bumblebee that brought out Optimus’ friendly face for the first time in years by saying to him, “You know Bossbot, your heroic face’s speeches may drive me crazy but I’m glad to have you as my leader.”

*Seeing the friendly face for the first time was quite a shock to Bumblebee. “Holy moly! How many faces do you have?!”

*Bulkhead treats Optimus’ faces like different people, much to Optimus combined amusement/annoyance.

*Prowl is curious about Optimus, but knows that asking questions about what happened to him probably isn’t a good idea.

*However, Ratchet tries to talk to Optimus about this, but whenever he tries to, Optimus changes to his stoic heroic face then quietly and sadly tells the medic to leave the past in the past.

*Megatron and the Deceptions are both disturbed yet impressed with the power that Optimus has.

*Megatron has a weird crush on Optimus’ heroic face and eventually gains crushes on his other faces as well.

*Megatron constantly asks Optimus to go on a date with him join him and the Decepticons, but Optimus keeps saying no.

*When Sari first meets Optimus, she is scared of his faces, but now thinks they’re the coolest thing ever.

*Most humans stay nervous of his changing faces and split personalities though.

*Blackarachnia is in some ways kinder, in this AU; she feels more pity for Optimus then anger cause she knows that he had trouble controlling himself during the mission on Archa 7, she wants to find a cure for Optimus as well herself and in this AU, she actually cares about Wasp/Waspinator.

*Eventually during his time on Earth, Optimus finally opened up to his team and Sari about his past.

*And they all felt great sympathy for Optimus and also felt anger at Ultra Magnus and Sentinel on Optimus’ behalf.

*They even considered turning neutral.

*When the Elite Autobots first arrive on Earth, Optimus’ team was even less pleased to see them then they were in canon.

*Sentinel takes every chance to mock and belittle Optimus being a triple changer that can’t even completely control himself and his mocking gets to the point where Ultra Magnus tells him to knock it off.

*Ultra Magnus treats Optimus with a bit more respect then in canon, due to feeling guilt over persuading Optimus to become a triple changer in the first place.

*Deep down, Sentinel feels guilty too for peer pressuring Optimus as well but hides it with his pompous jerkiness.

*Jazz, Jetfire and Jetstorm thinks Optimus’ faces are awesome from the beginning.

*When Arcee meets Optimus, she is horrified but not really surprised that the Autobots would do something like this.

*When Soundwave hypnotizes Optimus’ team, Optimus is immune cause his mind is too divided and somewhat scrambled to be controlled... so Soundwave tries to get information about Cybertron and the Autobots out of Optimus’ memories instead.

*Shockwave had considered making triple changers for the Decepticon army, but Megatron thinks it’s unwise when seeing how Optimus sometimes struggles with the pieces of himself.

*Starscream tried to make a clone that’s a triple changer but he failed.

*Lugnut and Strika simply see Optimus as another enemy to Megatron and the Decepticons.

*Blitzwing is the most creeped out by Optimus and he’s not even sure why.

*Blitzwing isn’t a triple changer in this AU, by the way.

*Non-Triple Changer Blitzwing is usually icy and cool as a cucumber but he’s quite hotheaded on the battlefield and with a weird, random and kinda dark sense of humor that he tries to hide most of the time.

So, what do you think? =) 

UM.. YEA... WHY IS THERE NOT A FANFIC FOR THIS AHHH

Good, I would totally read more of this!

[seekingjets]

Megatron at his trial: So if I say I'm guilty I'll have to remain on Cybertron and face punishment?

Ultra Magnus: Yea that's sort of how justice works. Why?

*Both look over to Starscream, "ruler of Cybertron", arguing with Prowl about blasting "Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together" during the cross examination*

Megatron: I want to change my plea.

[sparklingpax]

Megatron, suddenly, to the quiet crew flying through space: You know,

Starscream, quietly, face-palming: Oh Primus, here we go

Megatron: I could be famous if I did vine!

Breakdown at the back of the room: *chokes*

Starscream, laughing: No, no you wouldn’t. Literally never.

Megatron, indignant: Yes I would! The mortals would worship willingly at my feet once they witness my power!! The vine would bend to my will and serve me well, I can feel it in my spark!!

Knockout: My Lord, do you know what 'vine' actually is?

Breakdown, whispering: And does he know that it’s dead?

Megatron: ITS W H A T

Knockout: Yea, has been for--

Megatron, horrified: NOOO MY PRECIOUS VIIINE

Megatron: [throws his arms in the air dramatically] I’LL WATER YOU UNTIL YOU’RE WHOLE AGAIN!!

Knockout, whispering back to Breakdown: did you lock the dark energon case properly, darling?

Breakdown: Um...maybe?

Knockout: *sighs*

*Meanwhile, Vehicons sideways glance up at the main bridge, shifting uncomfortably, kind of scared*

Starscream, rolling his eyes: Ok, I think it’s safe to say, he has no idea what Vine actually is.

Soundwave, internally: Good.