#tell me thats not what happened

[choccy-milky]

finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌

Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳

Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.

Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.

Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.

Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.

Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.

Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.

OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎‍♂️🙏 BAHHA

[tsarjozinzbazin]

who's this diva

[skunkes]

[milkbreadtoast]

idk how i want to draw him yet and not ready to make a srs attempt but here's a bad kdj phone doodle lol🚶🏻

[s1ck-pupp3t]

I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!

OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff

something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.

[fallenclan]

i think that many of you could benefit from reading this tweet and thinking about it. ponder it a little maybe

[moeblob]

Nines: ... you make a solid case, Sixty.

[mythalism]

hmmm. thinking about how veilguard seems to subscribe more to the more traditional "video game as personal power fulfillment fantasy of heroism" than any other dragon age game, except perhaps origins, though origins does it more artfully.

[huldrabitch]

Fuck I just have to write a fic about Emmrich noticing Rooks hidden injuries now

[daddiesdrarryy]

I told my colleague they smell good and asked what perfume they used and they looked at me dead in the eyes and said “I don’t use any” i can’t possibly imagine a more embarrassing experience than this

[firstxprince]

Mind you we just came from a scene where Alex got pecked by two girls with no reciprocation, but the minute Henry has his hand's in his hair Alex's first instinct is to kiss back.

[daily-basil]

icon!

[randomwriteronline]

wonder if Roodaka managed to string Vakama along because, amongst other things (hordika brain fog, variegated promises, feminine wiles and whatnot), she posed herself as a mentor to him

Vakama has had like three mentor-like figures before her between Nuhriii, Lhikan and Norik, and the only one that at this moment in time he could have considered successful was Nuhrii on account of the fact that he was the one to teach him mask making and was eventually bested by him, though that drove him to jealousy; Lhikan was a very distant figure mostly for no fault of his own, had no real time to teach him anything, and by the time he's hordika Vakama has grown to resent the fact that he turned him into a Toa apparently ruining his life; Norik tries to offer him comfort and guidance by nudging him into the right direction, but by this point Vakama feels so lost and disoriented and useless that he feels those nudges like jabs and refuses to cooperate

Roodaka instead railroads him sort of like he was a matoran again. she gives him tasks and a certain etiquette to follow and leads him to what she claims is greatness through a series of steps that assure him he doesnt have to think about any of it, that someone else has it under control for him. and he falls for it hook line and sinker because hes just so tired of fucking up and finally someone is telling him as clearly as possible how to succeed for once in his stupid life and he cant let go of the possibility that finally hell achieve something

[sweetestflow3rs]

just take this [ uncensored version ]

[gingerswagfreckles]

It's really frustrating to see not only the narrative on the internet but the narrative on the news become "Kanye West pulled a bait and switch with the super bowl ad" like he hadn't added that swastika shirt to his website on February 7th (2 days before the super bowl.) I've now repeatedly seen both people online AND THE NEWS REPORTS repeat the straight up lie that he switched out his website during the super bowl, and it's like. Literally you are wrong. This is wrong. I was there. He had that shirt up on February 7th, the same day he announced for the second time in two years that he's a Nazi that loves Hitler. The fact that none of you were paying attention doesn't mean it isn't true. Jews knew about this. We were talking about this. You guys just weren't listening, as always. And you're not listening still, as always, and so the much more comforting belief that Kanye West pulled a bait and switch is becoming the dominant narrative, over the reality that they let him air an ad for a swastika T shirt.

[dizzybizz]

sleepy gill and gill with the bubbled evil cat