#Blitzbrain

[scaredofstyrofoam]

He's my roman empire fr

[alicefromwhichplanet]

What are each of the couples love languages? What are some of the ways do they pamper their partners?

Megop

Optimus: Oh, wow. It’s… not an easy question. *scratches his helm* When we first started dating, we realized that we both love watching the stars. We could sit outside together, under the starlights, and talk for hours. We talk about our past lives, interesting things happened around us, or our opinions on literature…anything that helps us get to know each other more, I guess that is one of our love languages.

Megatron: And don’t forget about the sparring.

Optimus: (laughs) Oh yeah! Sparring is a unique way for us two to express love. I’m not sure if other cross-fraction couples do that. But we love to “fight” a little bit, from time to time, to feel the adrenaline rushing, and to be reminded of how perfectly we match each other, in strength and battle skills as well. Often happens in the evenings too, we spar against the starry sky as a background. (Laughs)

Megatron: little lovely episode before going to bed. (Smirks)

Optimus: (blushes) I didn’t say that!

Optimus: And for the pampering… for me it’s “act of service”, I guess. I know what he loves very well. I know he likes reading books on politics and social issues, by rather radical writers. And compared with him I got more connections with the human world. Humans have such inexhaustible knowledge reservoirs on such topics! So sometimes I get one of those books for him and put it on the coffee table where he usually starts his day by reading. Or the nightstand on his side.

Megatron: I wrote you poems. And when he passed out reading on our coach, I carry him into the bedroom and put a blanket around him.

Optimus: (blushes) Yes, you know I love that. And your poems.

Blitzbee

Blitzwing: Oh! One thing I loooove to do with my Beeboi is playing! We play every interesting game! Chess, hide and seek, racing in the wilderness! And my favorite game! Flying and free-falling!

Bumblebee: I hope you’re not talking about the time you threw me off mid-air!

Blitzwing: I didn’t mean to, it was an accident!

Bumblebee: well, at least I’ve found a way to make sure that next time you don’t make mistakes like that. (Pulling at the leather straps around Blitzwing’s chest, while Blitzwing lets out a little ���oh” sound)

Bumblebee: As you can see, one obvious way for Blitz and I to pamper each other is playing with each other. Or else, we talk as well. Even when we don’t have much to do, we talk nonsense together, laugh at silly jokes, etc.

Blitzwing: That’s mainly you! Because you’re a blah-blah-blah beeboi! A buzzy, buzzy bee… (Blitzwing begins to sing).

Bumblebee: (rolls his eyes) Shut up, Blitzbrain! Well, yeah, nicknames, that’s another love language of ours. (Laughs)

Striklug

Strika: Well, we’re actually very simple bots. Except for wars, there’re very limited things for us to do… You all know Lugnut has a… challenged language system and intelligence, although I hate to talk about him like that in front of you. It was caused by an accident in his early years as a miner. Megatron tried his best to save him. I don’t want to talk about his past traumas… Anyways, what I’m saying is, Lugnut is always generous with compliments. Not only to Megatron, but to me. Sometimes he embarrasses me in front of a lot of bots. But later I realize I like it. That’s just Lugnut pampering me, I guess. (Laughs)

Lugnut: General Strika is the most intelligent, most brave and generous bot I’ve ever known. She’s a great fighter of our decepticon cause…and my personal guiding star. She’s the pilot to our family’s ship, only with her guide can we reach our destination…

Strika: (pushes Lugnut away) Enough, enough, Lug. (Turns to the camera) And Lugnut’s good at cooking as well. Both me and our girl love to have his specially seasoned energon cubes. For my part, I am a rather dull bot. All I do is to stay by his side, help him deal with situations he’s not good at. We used to cooperate perfectly as revolutionary buddies. Now we’re cooperating quite well too as life partners. That’s all I want to say.

*Thanks for your wonderful questions*

* applaud*

[yellow-for-speed]

PUNY AUTOBOT

YOUVE STOLEN MY HIGH GRADE. THAT I STOLE FROM YOU FIRST!? I WILL BE TURNING YOU INTO A DECROTIVE PEICE OF WALL ART!!

(Also here's a miku :>)

*Bumblebee laughs nervously, transforming and starting to speed away.*

"GOOD LUCK CATCHING ME, BLITZBRAIN!! I'M THE FASTEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS!!!!"

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/756908995494723584/ok-there-is-a-sfw-tfa-megop-idea-i-really-like

You're so right tumblr user Milan the moon Is still unclaimed. Sorry, Lord Megatron sir, but it's not like your consort's name is on it. Megatron has to go through worse trials of dominance than when he fought Megazarak to become leader of the Decepticons to keep this stupid little dinky moon for his consort.

Blitzwing wants the moon for bumblebee. (after the 4th time bumblebee has to patch him up after his Stupid but flattering scuffles with Megatron, bumblebee lies and says his favorite planet is Not earth, so he doesn't really want this moon, you should have asked him first, blitzbrain! but blitzwing starts pressing him. So bumblebee blurts out not Venus or Saturn, he says a planet wayy closer to Cybertron and now blitzwing is MIA halfway across the Galaxy claiming a pretty moon for his bug. )

Lugnut does not fight Megatron directly but he does stand Frozen as strika and Megatron duke it out, because she knows that lovely bulkhead will be convinced not by pretty words or shows of force but a display of affection in the form of his favorite planets moon. Megatron faces a revolving door of cons trying to fight him for the moon for bulkhead of course. but strika is the one that he dreads most

Prowl and lockdown keep trying to steal the moon (lockdown is doing it for a client, prowl wants the decepticons to stop fighting over the moon before tjey blow it up) their heist turns into a fake dating romantic comedy , because the only way to stop Megatron from blowing them up is lying and saying they're stealing the moon cause they wanna get bonded on it .

Megatron sees deadlock for the first time in millennia cause if Anyone is giving their conjunx their planets favorite moon, it's gonna be him. Nevermind drift being an autobot now, this is a non partisan issue! Ratchet tries to get his extremely embarrassing lovely conjunx off of Earth by saying his fav planet is the one they met on, which is a lie becuz that planet was a hellhole

(also I'm eageryly awaiting those tfa megop thoughts after this week....staring at you with my big brown eyes.)

everyone wants Earth's moon... And an especially huge horde of decepticons are coming by to try and get it for Bulkhead, specifically. No one thought that his suitors would end up rivaling the likes of fucking Megatron. Bumblebee is especially salty... maybe he shouldn't have sent Blitzwing away.

All of this is giving Optimus a headache. They're turning this into an intergalactic incident and he really hopes the autobot PR office won't catch wind of it...

Also, plot twist, Megatron hired Swindle to steal the moon for him, Swindle managed to tie Lockdown into it without giving him all the facts, so when Lockdown ends up teaming up with Prowl to keep everyone's hands off of the moon, Megatron knows they're just fucking with him about the bonding thing. But he lets it go because he kind of wants to check in later and see how that went for them.

[eryingsfate]

Till The End. pls.

That’s from like a year ago-

Anyways Till the End was supposed to be a Blitzbee week post but I fell out of the fandom. The fandom being Transformers: Animated(2007)

——

The night sky was clear and the moon was shining brightly, which should have been Blitzwing’s first sign that something was going to happen. He was flying over the forest, about 20 miles out from base.

A faint whirring sounded, nearly indistinguishable above the wind roaring in his audials. ‘Why must I take night patrols? Lugnut is as equally capable!’ Blitzwing grumbled internally and allowed his mind to wander until a familiar yellow blur passed under him, going faster than most organics would, willingly at least. The decepticon trailed the blur before going ahead and landing a bit in front of Bumblebee. Blitzwing transformed and his faceplates spun, “Well, would you look at that! A little insect all on its own! I do wonder what I could do with you?” Blitzwing cackled, his glossa visible as he did so.

“Back off ‘con!” Bumblebee activated his stingers and instantly prepared to attack Blitzwing.

‘So much confidence in such a tiny bot! I could crush him under my pede and he’s still trying to act like he has the upper hand.’ Blitzwing couldn’t help but admire the small autobot’s tenacity.

Whirr

“I will crush you like the insect you are!” The two were engaged in a standoff. Bumblebee seemed to think for a minute before speaking up, “How about we make a deal? I don’t shoot you, and you don’t shoot me?”

“Make a deal with an autobot? Ha! And they call me crazy!” Blitzwing didn’t let it show, but he considered this deal, after all it just would avoid causing unnecessary injuries.

“Look Blitzbrain, bossbot tells not to engage with ‘cons while we’re on patrol and I don’t exactly want to get put on house arrest!” Blitzwing just nodded and lowered his canons.

“Do not tell anyone about this, or I will have your helm autobot.”

“Wasn’t planning on it.”

~

“We meet again, bug!” Blitzwing looked at the minibot in front of him, who just grinned.

“Not going to raise a canon at me, ‘con?” Bumblebee laughed, but kept himself ready to run just in case.

“Would you like me too?” A cackle and the sound of whirring came from the activated canon.

“No thank you!” Bumblebee jumped back and gave a nervous smile to Blitzwing, who was cackling at the autobot’s fear. ‘He’s so easy to make fun of!’

——

The outline was Megatron about to kill Bumblebee and Blitzwings memories of the two were flashing before him as he had to make a choice to save Bumblebee or stay loyal to the decpticons… secret relationship aus lol

[skeleton-magic-guy]

I think i got a Blitzbrain problem

[tf-animated-out-of-context]

Bumblebee: Hey, Blitzbrain! Is that your jet mode, or did your pal Lugnut dump out some spare parts? How come you have three faces? Couldn't decide which was the ugliest? And who uses ice as a weapon? I mean, what are you, a refrigerator?

Blitzwing: [Hothead] You want heat? I'll give you more than you can handle! [transforms to tank mode - in mid-air] Oh slag, not agai- [crashes into Lake Erie]

[dhs-in-distress]

Been thinking about the silly goofy AU (aka the „Trailbreaker lives and everything is (relatively speaking) gucci“ AU) and,, uuh, this:

So in the normal setting I made Scatters a pretty good fighter since he‘s a five million year old war vet who‘s been quite literally fighting to survive even after the war, obviously he‘d be good at combat. But because he‘s such an asshole and mental wreck it all balances out in the end. Can‘t have a completely op OC after all, they either gotta struggle with external problems ((metaphorical) road blocks, combat or interpersonal conflicts for example) or internal ones (identity, grief, worldview,,,,, VULNERABILITY PROBLEMS,, etc etc), otherwise I‘d get bored writing their journey. (Except if it‘s supposed to be slice of life, but this isn‘t slice of life, it‘s TFA, so MOVING ON)

BuT. In this AU both him and Trailbreaker (and Jailbreak) are (for the most part, still war vets after all) relatively well adjusted mentally speaking. They all still have their struggles and flaws obviously, but it‘s nothing as debilitating as „consumed by grief“, „identity crisis“ and „literally fucking dead“. So BASICALLY what I’m getting at is while in the „normal version“ the primary conflicts/arcs/developments/JOURNEYS of Scatters and Jailbreak are focused on internal struggles and therefor don‘t have the combat they‘re so good at in focus anyway but that just isn’t the case in the AU.

To be fair in this AU they‘re just supposed to be silly side characters to the main plot (like I originally PLANNED before I got LAZY WITH DESIGNING TRAILBREAKER AND FUCKING KILLED HIM WHY DID I DO THAT WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME AAAAAAAAAA-) and don‘t really need these kinds of strong arcs to begin with,, I still want them to be balanced and not completely op though so I should finally get to the damn point of this post god damn it-

SO. What I originally came here to say I wouldn‘t forget: Since Trailbreaker has the force field ability and made up a whole lie about how he could explode people‘s brain‘s with that ability that one time in the IDW comics I thought it‘d be funny to actually make him be able to do that. This would obviously make him way too op, because if he has the precision to make a tiny force field around a brain and then shrink it until the brain exploded it would mean that he can do just about anything with his force fields. Instead of just making him less powerful in his skills like a normal person I thought: „wouldn‘t it be funny if Trailbreaker used to be a trainer for Elite Guard recruits (until he found out that the military is fucking evil and left, officials say he was exiled lol) and was rumoured to be this super powerful guy who might as well be able to explode you with your mind, but when him and Scatters turn up in Detroit Bee and Bulkhead (who both knew about the rumours and very much wanted to see all the crazy shit he could do) find out that he‘s since become a complete pacifist, refusing to even spar with them“. So that‘s that. I can physically hear Bee say „Omg why are you so uncool irl?? I wanted to see you explode Blitzbrain with your mind!!“.

As for Scatters… he doesn‘t kill, but only his boyfriend can stop him from trying to seriously fuck up Sentinel. In general he also has a very „fight first, think later (or not at all)“ approach to combat, which works just fine against opponents his own size or slightly bigger, he can handle Prowl or even Optimus just fine with reflexes and muscle memory alone, Decepticons on the other hand… It might be for the best that Trailbreaker usually pulls him away when he notices that Scatters is about to try and climb on top of someone covered from head to toe in bombs.

Jailbreak is too busy trying and failing to rizz up Blitzwing and subsequently arguing with Lugnut to even really pay attention to the fight, also it‘s not like she dislikes team prime at all… Needless to say she does pretty bad, but ditches the ‘cons soon enough and does much better fighting against Blitzwing and Lugnut rather than with them. I do feel like these two would be a nightmare for any ADHD person though, not just her.

I should‘ve started the post with „in this essay I will-“ cause writing this sure felt like an essay, it‘s been a fucken hour I‘m going to bed good night everypony-

[mazamba]

Blitzwing chuckled, "Do not over estimate your technology's capabilities, organic. Any one of us is older than your entire civilization."

They left Blitzwing behind, but not before welding a gag to his face to keep him from alerting his boss.

"You know what's weird?" figured Bumblebee, "Blitzbrain said "The Shock-"."

"I am detecting movement ahead," HK alerted them, "Mandalorian soldiers. Six of them. I will terminate them."

Bumblebee grabbed him before he could blow their cover.

"What part of stealth are you not getting!?" he hissed at the droid as quietly as he could.

They waited a minute for the soldiers to pass before continuing.

"Wait, I'm picking up a cybertronian energy signature."

"Is it Miss Sumdac?" asked HK.

"I hope not," he whispered back, tuning his antennae to track the source, "Sari's organic components hide her energy signature. The only way I'd pick it up is if her chassis' open."

Closed RP w/@mazamba

Ahsoka Tano is seen down in the lower levels, looking for work to continue paying for her place. She was no longer a Jedi, so she needed to find work. In order to pay for her place she was staying, while also getting food to fill her belly. Ahsoka sighed knowing she wasn't going to be able to find a proper job without getting her hands dirty.

"They want me to steal from a known crime lord or to steal from the Jedi Temple to retrieve a lightsaber from one of the fallen Jedi," Ahsoka knew both of these would either get her killed or arrested. She knew the Jedi Temple needed to be warned about this, but didn't understand why this person wanted the lightsaber.

"Well, I'll need to find work somewhere in order to pay for my next rent," said Ahsoka as she stops in her track when she sensed something. "What was that?"

@mazamba

[scaredofstyrofoam]

Tbh I thought Transformers: Animated was ehhh BUT the take on Blitzwing ✋️😫 I WILL NEVER TAKE BLITZWING DIFFERENTLY

(I had major art block and I'm not really into transformers [at the moment lol] but I saw a comic with him recently and he got smth in my brain working again so here he is😃)

[balibean]

More blitzbee

[bookandyarndragon]

Honestly with everything I know about Sentinel's character it would be super interesting. Hang on to your ball bearings, Sent, you're geting character development!

Imagine Longarm Minor yeeting Sentinel under the bus with Optimus. Longarm provides proof Sentinel proposed the plan. (All the better to remove both of the most promising young Primes from the elite guard, my dear.) Sentinel's busted back in rank Optimus remains a prime and they both are on the Orion Pax on the Spacebridge Repair Crew.

Sentinel's a very grumpy sad sack but he's not alone, even if he might wish he was. Bonds with the team out of self defense. "He's an colossal afthelm but he's our colossal afthelm and you're not gonna offline him, Blitzbrain!" Sentinel weeps because it's genuinely the most carring thing he's ever had directed his way.

All this going on as he is an anxious phobic wreck because he's stranded on an organic world and he knows the Autobots will leave them to Rust.

And with Longarm as Ultra Magnus' right servo tossing Shockwave onto earth to retrieve the Allspark? This also gives room for untapped Slapstick, angst and horror on e the calvary show up.

Sometimes I wish Sentinel was in Optimus's crew. Not just because he's my favorite but I genuinely want his reaction to all the shit that went down before season 2. That feels like untapped comedy waiting to happen.

[howtozuzu]

Today I drew sum Blitzbee in the stream!! I really adore the two... And also their size difference is killing me holy fuck

But yea! I made two versions because I mainly wanted to draw Icy face, but noone can tell me that random wouldn’t switch at the boop xD

Tomorrow there will be more Starscream legs

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[skeleton-magic-guy]

Y O U! *pick you up* you're my friend now

You have adopted Blitzbrain as a Friend

No, you can not return him.

He might bite you

[eosiadusk]

i have a type and that type is sexy assholes that have killed and would kill again

[myxomavirus]

blitzbrain halloween episode

saw au our brain edition:

me: mandy if she was a gay trans man glenn: mark if he was a butch lesbian dee/mord: unauthorised fuckig freak we keep in a cage theyre also our medical guy like lawrence flint: bathroom corpse