#Blitzbrain

[scaredofstyrofoam]

He's my roman empire fr

[yellow-for-speed]

PUNY AUTOBOT

YOUVE STOLEN MY HIGH GRADE. THAT I STOLE FROM YOU FIRST!? I WILL BE TURNING YOU INTO A DECROTIVE PEICE OF WALL ART!!

(Also here's a miku :>)

*Bumblebee laughs nervously, transforming and starting to speed away.*

"GOOD LUCK CATCHING ME, BLITZBRAIN!! I'M THE FASTEST THING ON FOUR WHEELS!!!!"

[mychlapci]

https://www.tumblr.com/mychlapci/756908995494723584/ok-there-is-a-sfw-tfa-megop-idea-i-really-like

You're so right tumblr user Milan the moon Is still unclaimed. Sorry, Lord Megatron sir, but it's not like your consort's name is on it. Megatron has to go through worse trials of dominance than when he fought Megazarak to become leader of the Decepticons to keep this stupid little dinky moon for his consort.

Blitzwing wants the moon for bumblebee. (after the 4th time bumblebee has to patch him up after his Stupid but flattering scuffles with Megatron, bumblebee lies and says his favorite planet is Not earth, so he doesn't really want this moon, you should have asked him first, blitzbrain! but blitzwing starts pressing him. So bumblebee blurts out not Venus or Saturn, he says a planet wayy closer to Cybertron and now blitzwing is MIA halfway across the Galaxy claiming a pretty moon for his bug. )

Lugnut does not fight Megatron directly but he does stand Frozen as strika and Megatron duke it out, because she knows that lovely bulkhead will be convinced not by pretty words or shows of force but a display of affection in the form of his favorite planets moon. Megatron faces a revolving door of cons trying to fight him for the moon for bulkhead of course. but strika is the one that he dreads most

Prowl and lockdown keep trying to steal the moon (lockdown is doing it for a client, prowl wants the decepticons to stop fighting over the moon before tjey blow it up) their heist turns into a fake dating romantic comedy , because the only way to stop Megatron from blowing them up is lying and saying they're stealing the moon cause they wanna get bonded on it .

Megatron sees deadlock for the first time in millennia cause if Anyone is giving their conjunx their planets favorite moon, it's gonna be him. Nevermind drift being an autobot now, this is a non partisan issue! Ratchet tries to get his extremely embarrassing lovely conjunx off of Earth by saying his fav planet is the one they met on, which is a lie becuz that planet was a hellhole

(also I'm eageryly awaiting those tfa megop thoughts after this week....staring at you with my big brown eyes.)

everyone wants Earth's moon... And an especially huge horde of decepticons are coming by to try and get it for Bulkhead, specifically. No one thought that his suitors would end up rivaling the likes of fucking Megatron. Bumblebee is especially salty... maybe he shouldn't have sent Blitzwing away.

All of this is giving Optimus a headache. They're turning this into an intergalactic incident and he really hopes the autobot PR office won't catch wind of it...

Also, plot twist, Megatron hired Swindle to steal the moon for him, Swindle managed to tie Lockdown into it without giving him all the facts, so when Lockdown ends up teaming up with Prowl to keep everyone's hands off of the moon, Megatron knows they're just fucking with him about the bonding thing. But he lets it go because he kind of wants to check in later and see how that went for them.

[eryingsfate]

Till The End. pls.

That’s from like a year ago-

Anyways Till the End was supposed to be a Blitzbee week post but I fell out of the fandom. The fandom being Transformers: Animated(2007)

——

The night sky was clear and the moon was shining brightly, which should have been Blitzwing’s first sign that something was going to happen. He was flying over the forest, about 20 miles out from base.

A faint whirring sounded, nearly indistinguishable above the wind roaring in his audials. ‘Why must I take night patrols? Lugnut is as equally capable!’ Blitzwing grumbled internally and allowed his mind to wander until a familiar yellow blur passed under him, going faster than most organics would, willingly at least. The decepticon trailed the blur before going ahead and landing a bit in front of Bumblebee. Blitzwing transformed and his faceplates spun, “Well, would you look at that! A little insect all on its own! I do wonder what I could do with you?” Blitzwing cackled, his glossa visible as he did so.

“Back off ‘con!” Bumblebee activated his stingers and instantly prepared to attack Blitzwing.

‘So much confidence in such a tiny bot! I could crush him under my pede and he’s still trying to act like he has the upper hand.’ Blitzwing couldn’t help but admire the small autobot’s tenacity.

Whirr

“I will crush you like the insect you are!” The two were engaged in a standoff. Bumblebee seemed to think for a minute before speaking up, “How about we make a deal? I don’t shoot you, and you don’t shoot me?”

“Make a deal with an autobot? Ha! And they call me crazy!” Blitzwing didn’t let it show, but he considered this deal, after all it just would avoid causing unnecessary injuries.

“Look Blitzbrain, bossbot tells not to engage with ‘cons while we’re on patrol and I don’t exactly want to get put on house arrest!” Blitzwing just nodded and lowered his canons.

“Do not tell anyone about this, or I will have your helm autobot.”

“Wasn’t planning on it.”

~

“We meet again, bug!” Blitzwing looked at the minibot in front of him, who just grinned.

“Not going to raise a canon at me, ‘con?” Bumblebee laughed, but kept himself ready to run just in case.

“Would you like me too?” A cackle and the sound of whirring came from the activated canon.

“No thank you!” Bumblebee jumped back and gave a nervous smile to Blitzwing, who was cackling at the autobot’s fear. ‘He’s so easy to make fun of!’

——

The outline was Megatron about to kill Bumblebee and Blitzwings memories of the two were flashing before him as he had to make a choice to save Bumblebee or stay loyal to the decpticons… secret relationship aus lol

[skeleton-magic-guy]

I think i got a Blitzbrain problem

[tf-animated-out-of-context]

Bumblebee: Hey, Blitzbrain! Is that your jet mode, or did your pal Lugnut dump out some spare parts? How come you have three faces? Couldn't decide which was the ugliest? And who uses ice as a weapon? I mean, what are you, a refrigerator?

Blitzwing: [Hothead] You want heat? I'll give you more than you can handle! [transforms to tank mode - in mid-air] Oh slag, not agai- [crashes into Lake Erie]

[iholli]

I keep forgetting to actually make a post about it but I constantly think about how much RTE hates the nickname "Blitzbrain." it feels like such a derogatory targeted term and RTE will fight anyone who uses it. it's the one thing RTE will never say to Blitzy, despite all the other shit they call each other.

RTE catches Bee saying it once and they cuff him so hard over the head he has to be rebooted. they don't regret it, they won't talk to him for a week afterwards.

they'll never say it aloud but RTE appreciates that Lugnut also never uses it. the two will hate each other forever (maybe) but at least Lugnut is patient with the triple changer, in his own way, and RTE is grateful at least for that.

[dhs-in-distress]

Been thinking about the silly goofy AU (aka the „Trailbreaker lives and everything is (relatively speaking) gucci“ AU) and,, uuh, this:

So in the normal setting I made Scatters a pretty good fighter since he‘s a five million year old war vet who‘s been quite literally fighting to survive even after the war, obviously he‘d be good at combat. But because he‘s such an asshole and mental wreck it all balances out in the end. Can‘t have a completely op OC after all, they either gotta struggle with external problems ((metaphorical) road blocks, combat or interpersonal conflicts for example) or internal ones (identity, grief, worldview,,,,, VULNERABILITY PROBLEMS,, etc etc), otherwise I‘d get bored writing their journey. (Except if it‘s supposed to be slice of life, but this isn‘t slice of life, it‘s TFA, so MOVING ON)

BuT. In this AU both him and Trailbreaker (and Jailbreak) are (for the most part, still war vets after all) relatively well adjusted mentally speaking. They all still have their struggles and flaws obviously, but it‘s nothing as debilitating as „consumed by grief“, „identity crisis“ and „literally fucking dead“. So BASICALLY what I’m getting at is while in the „normal version“ the primary conflicts/arcs/developments/JOURNEYS of Scatters and Jailbreak are focused on internal struggles and therefor don‘t have the combat they‘re so good at in focus anyway but that just isn’t the case in the AU.

To be fair in this AU they‘re just supposed to be silly side characters to the main plot (like I originally PLANNED before I got LAZY WITH DESIGNING TRAILBREAKER AND FUCKING KILLED HIM WHY DID I DO THAT WHAT’S WRONG WITH ME AAAAAAAAAA-) and don‘t really need these kinds of strong arcs to begin with,, I still want them to be balanced and not completely op though so I should finally get to the damn point of this post god damn it-

SO. What I originally came here to say I wouldn‘t forget: Since Trailbreaker has the force field ability and made up a whole lie about how he could explode people‘s brain‘s with that ability that one time in the IDW comics I thought it‘d be funny to actually make him be able to do that. This would obviously make him way too op, because if he has the precision to make a tiny force field around a brain and then shrink it until the brain exploded it would mean that he can do just about anything with his force fields. Instead of just making him less powerful in his skills like a normal person I thought: „wouldn‘t it be funny if Trailbreaker used to be a trainer for Elite Guard recruits (until he found out that the military is fucking evil and left, officials say he was exiled lol) and was rumoured to be this super powerful guy who might as well be able to explode you with your mind, but when him and Scatters turn up in Detroit Bee and Bulkhead (who both knew about the rumours and very much wanted to see all the crazy shit he could do) find out that he‘s since become a complete pacifist, refusing to even spar with them“. So that‘s that. I can physically hear Bee say „Omg why are you so uncool irl?? I wanted to see you explode Blitzbrain with your mind!!“.

As for Scatters… he doesn‘t kill, but only his boyfriend can stop him from trying to seriously fuck up Sentinel. In general he also has a very „fight first, think later (or not at all)“ approach to combat, which works just fine against opponents his own size or slightly bigger, he can handle Prowl or even Optimus just fine with reflexes and muscle memory alone, Decepticons on the other hand… It might be for the best that Trailbreaker usually pulls him away when he notices that Scatters is about to try and climb on top of someone covered from head to toe in bombs.

Jailbreak is too busy trying and failing to rizz up Blitzwing and subsequently arguing with Lugnut to even really pay attention to the fight, also it‘s not like she dislikes team prime at all… Needless to say she does pretty bad, but ditches the ‘cons soon enough and does much better fighting against Blitzwing and Lugnut rather than with them. I do feel like these two would be a nightmare for any ADHD person though, not just her.

I should‘ve started the post with „in this essay I will-“ cause writing this sure felt like an essay, it‘s been a fucken hour I‘m going to bed good night everypony-

[scaredofstyrofoam]

Tbh I thought Transformers: Animated was ehhh BUT the take on Blitzwing ✋️😫 I WILL NEVER TAKE BLITZWING DIFFERENTLY

(I had major art block and I'm not really into transformers [at the moment lol] but I saw a comic with him recently and he got smth in my brain working again so here he is😃)

[mazamba]

Blitzwing chuckled, "Do not over estimate your technology's capabilities, organic. Any one of us is older than your entire civilization."

They left Blitzwing behind, but not before welding a gag to his face to keep him from alerting his boss.

"You know what's weird?" figured Bumblebee, "Blitzbrain said "The Shock-"."

"I am detecting movement ahead," HK alerted them, "Mandalorian soldiers. Six of them. I will terminate them."

Bumblebee grabbed him before he could blow their cover.

"What part of stealth are you not getting!?" he hissed at the droid as quietly as he could.

They waited a minute for the soldiers to pass before continuing.

"Wait, I'm picking up a cybertronian energy signature."

"Is it Miss Sumdac?" asked HK.

"I hope not," he whispered back, tuning his antennae to track the source, "Sari's organic components hide her energy signature. The only way I'd pick it up is if her chassis' open."

Closed RP w/@mazamba

Ahsoka Tano is seen down in the lower levels, looking for work to continue paying for her place. She was no longer a Jedi, so she needed to find work. In order to pay for her place she was staying, while also getting food to fill her belly. Ahsoka sighed knowing she wasn't going to be able to find a proper job without getting her hands dirty.

"They want me to steal from a known crime lord or to steal from the Jedi Temple to retrieve a lightsaber from one of the fallen Jedi," Ahsoka knew both of these would either get her killed or arrested. She knew the Jedi Temple needed to be warned about this, but didn't understand why this person wanted the lightsaber.

"Well, I'll need to find work somewhere in order to pay for my next rent," said Ahsoka as she stops in her track when she sensed something. "What was that?"

@mazamba

[balibean]

More blitzbee

[howtozuzu]

Today I drew sum Blitzbee in the stream!! I really adore the two... And also their size difference is killing me holy fuck

But yea! I made two versions because I mainly wanted to draw Icy face, but noone can tell me that random wouldn’t switch at the boop xD

Tomorrow there will be more Starscream legs

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[bookandyarndragon]

Honestly with everything I know about Sentinel's character it would be super interesting. Hang on to your ball bearings, Sent, you're geting character development!

Imagine Longarm Minor yeeting Sentinel under the bus with Optimus. Longarm provides proof Sentinel proposed the plan. (All the better to remove both of the most promising young Primes from the elite guard, my dear.) Sentinel's busted back in rank Optimus remains a prime and they both are on the Orion Pax on the Spacebridge Repair Crew.

Sentinel's a very grumpy sad sack but he's not alone, even if he might wish he was. Bonds with the team out of self defense. "He's an colossal afthelm but he's our colossal afthelm and you're not gonna offline him, Blitzbrain!" Sentinel weeps because it's genuinely the most carring thing he's ever had directed his way.

All this going on as he is an anxious phobic wreck because he's stranded on an organic world and he knows the Autobots will leave them to Rust.

And with Longarm as Ultra Magnus' right servo tossing Shockwave onto earth to retrieve the Allspark? This also gives room for untapped Slapstick, angst and horror on e the calvary show up.

Sometimes I wish Sentinel was in Optimus's crew. Not just because he's my favorite but I genuinely want his reaction to all the shit that went down before season 2. That feels like untapped comedy waiting to happen.

[eosiadusk]

i have a type and that type is sexy assholes that have killed and would kill again

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

Bumblebee I miss your stupid voice. I miss your tiny servos in mine. I miss when you would try to hug me but your dumb small arms couldn't reach all the way. I miss your bright blue optics! Expressing myself still hasn't gotten any easier- I doubt it ever will- but i loved you so much, don't ever doubt or forget that! I still adore you and want nothing but the best for you, you deserve the world and more Bumblebee and I wish I could've given it to you. Puny little Autobot. #Blitzbrain🔥❄️

[fangirlingpuggle]

Yet another very dumb half asleep TFA AU idea.

So AU where a Decepticon will scar a bot in certain way (one that can’t be fully repaired) it signals for other Decepticons to not kill the bot for 2 reasons 1) I am the one who is going to kill this Autobot or 2) I’m courting this one DIBS.

The scars are similar and only very high up Autobots know the difference (All Decepticons do though)

So when Megatron scars Optimus team prime just think Megatron’s stated he’s going to be the one who kills Optimus...well at least Lugnut’s not trying to kill him now….in fact he’s making suree no -one else even gets close to kill him…Decepticons are weird.

When the elite guard show up and see the scar, they all know the difference

Sentinel:...uh who gave you that?

Optimus: Megatron of course, I kind of killed him before so I guess him wanting to kill me makes sense...what wrong with you?

Sentinel *panicking and realising that oh fuck he does still care about his friend and he’s being courted by the lord of the Decepticons and he has no idea how to deal with this and the idiot doesn’t even realise what’s happening how the fuck did Optimus even seduce Megatron? what the hell is he mean to do here???* NOTHING YOU STUPID DROPOUT.

Sentinel is freaking out, then when Blackarachnia shows up and realises what’s happening she also has the ‘oh fuck I still care about him NO NOOOO FUCK!’ moment.

The two of them are both panicking and trying to figure out a) How to tell Optimus what’s going on or if they should and b)...can I use this to my advantage?

Optimus is totally oblivious.

Megatron also doesn’t know that the other doesn’t realise so he’s very happy the courting going well.

Also he’s not the only one

Optimus:...Bee...who gave you that scar.

BB: Blitzbrain I don’t even know what I did to piss him off so much? Why does he even want to murder me that much?

Prowl:You are annoying

BB:Yeah...but not THAT annoying

Wasp’s attempted attacks are interrupted by a very pissed off triple changer.

Magnus has no idea what to do with team prime at this point...he’s also sure anything they do that might move the team is going to lead to very pissed off Decepticons...more pissed off than normal...

He’s also still trying to figure out how agent Blurr who has not run into any Decepticons that he knows off somehow has A SCAR ALSO? He is so done right now…but if he retires…they’ll put Sentinel in charge…and that can’t end well

Everyone in high command is freaking out...except Longarm prime who looks weirdly smug.